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TopicIf a grown adult does NOT drive, that is a MAJOR red flag.
SwayM
07/06/21 5:42:00 PM
#134
Conflict posted...
This might obliterate your mind but many people who don't drive use public transportation

It does obliterate my mind that someone could speak out of their ass so consistently. Im telling you from experience, dating a non driver sucks.

Public transportation sure is fine when theyre on their own time. But the second youre on a date Im not gonna tell her to take a bus and meet me at the restaurant. Or take a cab back to her house. Which btw is the only option past 10:00pm where I live.

Maybe thats something you would do.

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Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch
TopicIf a grown adult does NOT drive, that is a MAJOR red flag.
SwayM
07/06/21 3:22:10 AM
#127
I dated 2 girls who couldnt drive and they were total losers.

When youre dating someone who cant drive so the burden is on you to constantly pick them up and take them homefuck that.

Thats less dating and more like babysitting.

If you dont live in Europe or somewhere where they have decent public transportation, or a city like New York but also never plan on leaving

the fuck are you doing?

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Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch
TopicSelena Gomez is getting dummy thicc (PIC)
SwayM
07/05/21 7:06:27 PM
#14
I absolutely hate how hyperbolic people feel the need to be when captioning shit like this.


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Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch
TopicIn almost all cases I hate when the villain has omnipresent knowledge of shit
SwayM
07/02/21 8:52:01 PM
#1
So many movies have this trope where the villain just seems to know shit without any other explanation but because theyre the villain.

Like they know exactly where a character is hiding, if theres a trap set for them, or whatever they need to know to outsmart the hero for no explained reason whatsoever

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Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch
TopicGrown women OBSESSED with Disney.
SwayM
07/02/21 4:44:41 PM
#77
A lot of confusion on whats a hobby and whats an obsession ITT

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Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch
TopicWhen you lay in the bed with toasy warm sheets after a nice shower
SwayM
07/01/21 4:36:12 AM
#2
Aint no one tryna think about anything toast warm in this heat wave

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Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch
Topic/r/AmITheAsshole 8: perfect ego fodder for Redditors
SwayM
07/01/21 4:25:57 AM
#8
pinky0926 posted...
Dear reddit,

My husband passed on the toilet deat so I politely asked him to please not do that and I also got him a cupcake as an apology, and then he grabbed me by the hair and bashed my head into the wall until I was blinded in one eye. Am I the asshole?

PM_Me_Your_Fartbox:

ESH. He probably should have kept his cool but what did you need to disturb him for? My guess is you probably annoy him a lot with this kind of over affectionate bullshit. Id get tired of it too tbh.


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Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch
Topic/r/AmITheAsshole 8: perfect ego fodder for Redditors
SwayM
07/01/21 3:08:44 AM
#3
I dunno how that 8 got in the title

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Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch
Topic/r/AmITheAsshole 8: perfect ego fodder for Redditors
SwayM
07/01/21 3:03:57 AM
#1
Instead of just hearing completely batshit insane stories (whether theyre true or not is highly irrelevant) and that be that.

Armchair neckbeards with no social experience get to weigh in as judge, jury and executioner. You get cast Hail Mary claims based on zero information, and be made to feel like your opinions actually fucking matter to some random person you really know nothing about.

What a beautiful thing. I like to observe the entire chaos of toxicity of it all.

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Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch
TopicWould you LOKI ep 4 SPOILERS
SwayM
06/30/21 11:48:19 PM
#9
Opisseus posted...
i dont even know what the gender bent variant of myself would look like. like, am i a guy or a girl? i have no fucking clue.

(but yes, i would)

if you dont know then its a random animal

*spins the wheel

Congrats. Its amusk-ox Opisseus

Hope you two are very happy together.

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Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch
TopicWould you LOKI ep 4 SPOILERS
SwayM
06/30/21 11:36:25 PM
#3
darkprince45 posted...
She kinda cute tho

Youve met her?

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Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch
TopicWould you LOKI ep 4 SPOILERS
SwayM
06/30/21 11:35:17 PM
#1
Start a romantic relationship with the gender bent variant of yourself from an alternative timeline.

Id say no. Probably not.

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Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch
Topicrandom but something i hate about the sitcom friends (SPOILERS)
SwayM
06/30/21 7:52:21 AM
#3
Joey and Rachel worked better than Ross and Rachel ever did. And that shouldnt even be a controversial take but these moronic writers got people wrapped around their fingers believing these two as a coupledespite season after fucking season showing why they dont work together

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Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch
TopicLoki Episode 4 Topic *SPOILERS*
SwayM
06/30/21 7:03:52 AM
#27
SevenTenths posted...
*plz don't turn into a marvel movie plz don't turn into a marvel movie plz don't turn into a marvel movie*

The fuck even is this post

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Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch
TopicGen Z grew up always having the Internet. But are still incredibly naive
SwayM
06/30/21 6:42:01 AM
#4
Wii_Shaker posted...
Compared to boomers who think Qanon is real?

What is the point you are making?

Yeah in the comparison of being a tech savvy generation, boomers was a good pull.



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Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch
Topicwhat is the best covid vaccine to get?
SwayM
06/30/21 6:40:40 AM
#4
Pfizer. After a few months of solid practice I can manipulate small objects like toothpicks with my mind.

The dreams are getting unnerving to say the least though.

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Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch
TopicGen Z grew up always having the Internet. But are still incredibly naive
SwayM
06/30/21 6:37:06 AM
#1
They seem completely unable to spot obviously fake videos.

They have no concept of protecting your identity or safety. They just have their whole name, location, birthday, etc out there

Far too trusting. They havent learned to be cautious with all information round these parts.

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Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch
TopicHow come black people have the best smiles
SwayM
06/29/21 6:39:39 PM
#1
Its true tho

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Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch
TopicThe phrase "money can't buy happiness" is such a baby boomer concept
SwayM
06/29/21 7:45:35 AM
#87
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdaLtgQr/

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Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch
TopicMy office has fucking disaster music tastes. It's the worst I've ever seen.
SwayM
06/29/21 7:41:06 AM
#14
We have a few brits who work for us here in Canada. They absolutely LOVE EDM and all its derivatives.

So now I have a complete picture in my head of the UK lol

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Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch
TopicWhen you hear he is a big guy, do you first think fat or tall?
SwayM
06/28/21 10:13:30 PM
#11
gatorsPENSbucs posted...
^ If it was fat they would say fat

Big guy Id think of being tall and not necessarily fat but bigger in weight.

No they wouldnt because contrary to CEs limited understanding of the world, people wouldnt be flat out rude or insulting in most cases

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Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch
TopicWhen you hear he is a big guy, do you first think fat or tall?
SwayM
06/28/21 10:07:07 PM
#8
Fat.

If it was tall they would say tall.

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Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch
Topicwhy are all bad guy lightsabers red?
SwayM
06/28/21 9:50:53 PM
#17
HylianFox posted...
except it's already established that Luke ends up getting it from Obi-Wan

Could have made a different Sabre then

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Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch
Topicwhy are all bad guy lightsabers red?
SwayM
06/28/21 9:44:30 PM
#12
Missed opportunities:

Seeing Anakins Sabre turning from blue to red, as his final decent into Darth Vader.

No fun allowed in these movies

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Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch
TopicShockTheMonkey is SUSPENDED.
SwayM
06/28/21 9:04:00 PM
#38
Funny how the same caliber of posters always get warned, suspended or banned

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Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch
TopicSo Americans really keep their shoes on in the house?
SwayM
06/28/21 4:00:04 PM
#17
TendoDRM posted...
Some do, some don't. We take our shoes off. America isn't a monolith.

Its an American thing, seems pretty unique to you weirdos.

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Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch
TopicSo Americans really keep their shoes on in the house?
SwayM
06/28/21 3:48:27 PM
#6
Turbam posted...
Lemme see them feet

let them babies breath

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Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch
TopicSo Americans really keep their shoes on in the house?
SwayM
06/28/21 3:47:12 PM
#1
Yall some dirty folk

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Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch
TopicI don't think I could hate anyone more than Megan Thee Stalli
SwayM
06/28/21 1:49:23 AM
#36
https://youtu.be/EW48eqloIKo

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Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch
TopicI don't think I could hate anyone more than Megan Thee Stalli
SwayM
06/27/21 10:14:48 PM
#18
TheGoldenEel posted...
r u serious bro

https://djbooth.net/.amp/features/the-complete-collection-ad-lib

None of those compare. She does it literally ever 10 seconds and its like nails on chalkboard

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Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch
TopicI don't think I could hate anyone more than Megan Thee Stalli
SwayM
06/27/21 10:04:57 PM
#13
Lotta yikes in this topic

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Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch
TopicI don't think I could hate anyone more than Megan Thee Stalli
SwayM
06/27/21 10:02:48 PM
#9
TheGoldenEel posted...
Care to elaborate on why?

Literally built a career on making the most annoying sound in the world.

Like all great rappers. Remember when Biggie had that gimmick where he would moo like a cow. No because no decent rapper needed a stupid gimmick, especially one so annoying

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Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch
TopicI don't think I could hate anyone more than Megan Thee Stalli
SwayM
06/27/21 10:00:27 PM
#5
inloveanddeath0 posted...
Did she actually change her name or was that character limit?

character limit

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Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch
TopicI don't think I could hate anyone more than Megan Thee Stalli
SwayM
06/27/21 9:57:02 PM
#1
Ehhhhh

Shut the fuck up

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Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch
Topicwhy didn't they just strap lightsabers on to the planes and fly into the death s
SwayM
06/27/21 9:28:03 PM
#13
Lairen posted...
Why didnt they just warp drive through it?

One in million shot

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Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch
TopicMatched with a girl who seems very interested but takes days to respond
SwayM
06/27/21 4:26:11 PM
#14
You can always tell in these topics users who project their shit dating lives onto others.

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Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch
TopicMatched with a girl who seems very interested but takes days to respond
SwayM
06/27/21 3:47:07 PM
#7
Rypt posted...
You didn't pay money for that site did you?

Dear god no.


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Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch
TopicWoman goes on a transphobic tirade after encountering a trans person in the spa
SwayM
06/27/21 3:45:28 PM
#278
CyricZ posted...
*sigh* Not that I expect you to know the difference between someone else's assumption and my supposition.

Do us all a favor and look up both of those words before you come back to this topic.

I dont agree with the the inference that this person wanted to show their genitalia. You can split as many hairs as you want. You wanna argue hypotheticals all day long, thats what you do because you dont argue the point.

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Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch
TopicWoman goes on a transphobic tirade after encountering a trans person in the spa
SwayM
06/27/21 3:37:46 PM
#274
CyricZ posted...
There's only one reason to just assume that this was on purpose and in bad faith.

Yeahkind of scumlord would just assume things for their own bad faith arguments

CyricZ posted...
It's not like we have confirmation of what led to the discovery of the woman's penis, do we? She could have just dropped her towel accidentally. She could have been trying to keep covered.

Does that mean the "best answer" for someone like her is just never go to a spa ever?

You know how often you play yourself? A lot.

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Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch
TopicMatched with a girl who seems very interested but takes days to respond
SwayM
06/27/21 3:35:12 PM
#1
Bleh

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Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch
TopicWoman goes on a transphobic tirade after encountering a trans person in the spa
SwayM
06/27/21 2:57:33 PM
#239
WashYourHands posted...
Viewing and accepting trans women as women =\= having to be comfortable around a penis.

Real hard mafs for some folk around here.

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Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch
TopicWoman goes on a transphobic tirade after encountering a trans person in the spa
SwayM
06/27/21 2:28:42 PM
#220
CyricZ posted...
So the trans woman in question should have done what, exactly?

Aint remotely hard to change discreetly and not put anything on display.

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Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch
TopicZelda's royal guard be hearing some shit
SwayM
06/27/21 2:26:03 PM
#5
Get over it. All new content is on TikTok

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Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch
TopicZelda's royal guard be hearing some shit
SwayM
06/27/21 2:22:39 PM
#3
Njolk posted...
Hard pass

He says, posting from a dead video game forum.

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Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch
TopicZelda's royal guard be hearing some shit
SwayM
06/27/21 2:20:42 PM
#1
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdPo3x8f/

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Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch
Topicspheda in dark cloud 2 fucking sucks
SwayM
06/27/21 1:35:07 AM
#4
Dark Cloud 2 was so fucking dope for how much content was in that game.

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Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch
TopicIt's sad how many different programs a PC needs to emulate a console
SwayM
06/27/21 1:16:16 AM
#1
I have like 8 different friends lists on PC

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Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch
TopicHow many of these could you eat
SwayM
06/27/21 1:08:39 AM
#24
ModLogic posted...
i like how the warning next to dog stew is "animal cruelty"

dog worshippers are such vile things

Creepshows on CE really love to out themselves with despicable opinions.

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Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch
TopicHow many of these could you eat
SwayM
06/27/21 12:53:18 AM
#7
6, ish

Boiled Bat Soup - I would be afraid of catching Covid 99 but I could probably eat it.

Grilled Cow Utter - I'd try it, doesn't seem thaaat weird

Frozen Wale Skin and Blubber - Ez

Vegemite on toast - Heard a lot about it, I would definitely try it

Reindeer Fat Fish berry ice Cream - Sounds terrible, but it's ice cream, and there's berries in it? I guess I would try it

Chicken beaten to death - You ever been to a restaurant where they told you how they killed the animal? Never. Easy.

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Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch
TopicMain character pisses off the love interest by having a secret identity...
SwayM
06/26/21 11:43:46 PM
#3
Exactly. It's a bunch of horse shit.

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Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch
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