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LinkPizza posted...

He'll be trapped in the house for years. Snow will pile up and he won't be able to ever leave the house again...

They hope delivery is still an option.
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helIy posted...

it's cool, i got a pod to keep me safe

and a lot of testing to do

They dissolve quickly.

*offers helly a hand from my nimbus*
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Babbit55 posted...

You cull deer with handguns and Ar-15s?

I rip out throats. Nothing better than luring a deer in for it.
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helIy posted...

but i'm not breaking the rules, or at the very least, i don't know what rule is being broken.

i'm literally saying to not eat tide pods. like how is that offensive?

You may have already crossed that line and now, you're in the mods riptide. It'll sweep you out to sea.
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Well, it's an exercise in can you follow the rules without trying to break them in the end.
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@Troll_Police_

I'm the hand. You're not the racket.


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Maybe the NWO is trying to kill Tide, or the tides, all together.

Helly, you're a catalyst for change!
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Babbit55 posted...

And so begins the daily guns are fine arguments.

Then any instruments of violence are restricted and we can't leave our houses without restraints.
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Sarcasthma posted...

Get your shit together, mods.

Did you just pray?
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If you turn down a hot lady because she has an "unattractive" name, you deserve your incel forum pals. Please remember, violence is not a solution.
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Thank the Universe!
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Babbit55 posted...

SunWuKung420 posted...

I'm a real life bender bro. He's my favorite futurama character. You're leela.

Youre an actual robot?!?!?

Aren't we all? I'm just primarily carbon and self-programming. I got zapped by a light bulb long ago (1st futurama episode reference).
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Mead posted...

Im not even convinced that Jesus ever actually existed and wasnt just invented by Saul/Paul decades after his alleged death

At the very least, a person lived who understand that the Whole, the Self and the Nothing(The Never-ending Story reference) co-existed. The Whole existed to contain the Self and the Self existed to experience the Whole. They both understood that either state was better than being Nothing.

I may be drunk. It was a good Valentine's for me. Woo!
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I'm a real life bender bro. He's my favorite futurama character. You're leela.
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EclairReturns posted...

SunWuKung420 posted...

I can explain it

Explain it to me in some kind of PM. I am not Christian and would therefore not be offended by any interpretation of TC's claim.

I don't know. I'll think about it.
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It's a metaphor. I can explain it but too many would be offended.
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Babbit55 posted...

SunWuKung420 posted...

I don't really think you know anything about suits of armor. In order for the knight to even walk, or fight, there were weak spots at the all the joints.

No, I have only wore and faught in them....

I know this is shenti-esque but seriously, you in armor with a sword and me, naked (very sexy image there) and bare-handed, you'd lose the first and every time. You know nothing of actual combat, ancient or modern.
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likehelly posted...

no

bread and milk is the only thing that matters

Nah dude. One snowflake=the apocalypse
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I don't really think you know anything about suits of armor. In order for the knight to even walk, or fight, there were weak spots at the all the joints.
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Needed a few gas cans, a ton of candles and cases of water also.
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edededdy posted...

maybe if you werent so fucking persistent about the joke the mods wouldnt suspend you its not rocket science lmfao hahahahaha

For once, you're making sense.
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002 posted...

SunWuKung420 posted...

They are all icoyar. I know it.

Call me icoyar all you want...whatever that means

Call theworstposter icoyar and there will be a showdown

Icoyar = @theworstposter = @002
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They are all icoyar. I know it.
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This topic is racist.
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Stoplight posting is the best.
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Our taxes make rich people richer. That's all.
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TheWorstPoster posted...

Cacciato posted...

TheWorstPoster posted...

Should have named it Tide_PotDs

Holy fuckin shit this is actually a good post

It wasn't that good

As of today, your best ever.
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If you weren't planning anything, why make a gimmick named account?
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Our entire culture is built on using violence to solve problems. This isn't a gun issue, it's a culture issue. We start indoctrinating kids into the military in high school.
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I feel bad for the families of the injured or killed.

But, why is trump promising federal money to an affluent neighborhood?
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You can run anywhere. Push ups and sit ups can be done at home. Does paying for stuff you can do anywhere else help motivate you?
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He just wants some mixed race babies.
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My wife and I have no plans.
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Jeans are awesome.
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I'd pay 5k to get rid of Jen also.
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In regards to sword combat verses armored foes, one had to be proficient in striking at the seams and unprotected sections.

Chainmail made lunging and piercing weapons/strikes more needed.
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SkynyrdRocker posted...

You're all sandwich lickers

Yellow posted...

Greenfox111 posted...

lool i just got an NWD

You are a sandwich licker.

It's a sandwichlickasexual. Please refer to it properly.
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SusanGreenEyes posted...

intersectional?

One who has sex with their section and the sections connected by aisles at sporting events.
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JanwayDaahl posted...

Men like OP are pathetic tbh.

RC is a woman.
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Smarkil posted...

i dont wanna bang the chef

I'll be gentle and use plenty of lard.
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Metalsonic66 posted...

SunWuKung420 posted...

Stouts, porters and IPAs are all ales.

Okay, then "American-style Ales"

What does that mean? You only drink European imports?
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ExtremeM65 posted...

wwinterj25 posted...

This topic became... fascinating.

YOU became fascinating.

You shut your mouth. Winter has always been fascinating.
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Metalsonic66 posted...

I reeeeaaaally like are stouts and porters, with the occasional IPA

Metalsonic66 posted...

Never been a big fan of ales

Stouts, porters and IPAs are all ales.
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Rockies posted...

It would be like if somebody said they like fruit but the only kind they eat is actually strawberries

Jokes on you. I don't like strawberries!

No seeds, no stems, no sticks!
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Rockies posted...

Just make sure you don't listen to Sunny for beer recommendations. He only likes IPAs but he says he likes beer. It would be like if somebody said they like fruit but the only kind they eat is actually strawberries

I know about all the types of beer. Why can't you handle that I prefer a style? Upset I don't enjoy your precious Coors?

My wife likes Coors Light and hates IPAs. It's awesome. I never have to worry she'll drink my beer.
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Honestly, I rarely drink hard liquor.

Beer is so delicious!
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Well, smart phones and tablets are the new babysitters.
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Jen0125 posted...

it's annoying af for me because whenever someone calls he puts it on speaker phone and tries to get me on the conversation. so when she video chats he tries to get me to do it too and i hate that shit. i don't wanna video chat anyone or talk on your speakerphone. go in a different room.

Here is the real problem.
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