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Topic | Got a new book idea. |
Stalolin 12/28/17 6:24:25 PM #6 | Sounds like it would work as a comedy melodrama in screenplay form. Like an Ace Attorney game or something. --- "I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody's gonna love that guy." - Bojack Horseman |
Topic | lol CJayC admits to trolling with SBacon back in the day |
Stalolin 12/28/17 6:10:21 PM #18 | WhinyZach posted... remember when ceej would post and there'd be 500 posts in 2 minutes I remember. --- "I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody's gonna love that guy." - Bojack Horseman |
Topic | Where does the switch go from here? There's no way Nintendo keeps this up |
Stalolin 12/28/17 6:09:23 PM #51 | I'm keen for Metroid Prime 4. Also I really really really hope they make a new Animal Crossing for Switch. I'd buy that so fast. --- "I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody's gonna love that guy." - Bojack Horseman |
Topic | lol CJayC admits to trolling with SBacon back in the day |
Stalolin 12/28/17 6:01:32 PM #7 | What is he up to these days? I miss him and his ways. --- "I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody's gonna love that guy." - Bojack Horseman |
Topic | Veterinarian murders neighbor's dog because it wouldn't stop barking |
Stalolin 12/28/17 5:58:44 PM #85 | So many dog haters ITT. :( --- "I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody's gonna love that guy." - Bojack Horseman |
Topic | Think of a female video game character |
Stalolin 12/28/17 7:17:23 AM #4 | Ada Wong. We either gon git it awn or she's gonna like, kill me or something. --- "I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody's gonna love that guy." - Bojack Horseman |
Topic | Where were YOU when CE became the MGS2 board? |
Stalolin 12/28/17 2:43:21 AM #11 | Leading the charge. --- "I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody's gonna love that guy." - Bojack Horseman |
Topic | ITT: A picture of me with a bunch of local thugs/hooligans! |
Stalolin 12/28/17 2:42:46 AM #4 | I bet TC is the dude on the far right. --- "I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody's gonna love that guy." - Bojack Horseman |
Topic | Obligatory 500 LOLs for New York |
Stalolin 12/28/17 2:03:07 AM #2 | The boat trip is the key to all this. --- "I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody's gonna love that guy." - Bojack Horseman |
Topic | Write a better movie than The Last Jedi, 3 words at a time |
Stalolin 12/28/17 1:06:27 AM #170 | so they decided --- "I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody's gonna love that guy." - Bojack Horseman |
Topic | Write a better movie than The Last Jedi, 3 words at a time |
Stalolin 12/28/17 12:28:14 AM #164 | crazy with desire --- "I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody's gonna love that guy." - Bojack Horseman |
Topic | Write a better movie than The Last Jedi, 3 words at a time |
Stalolin 12/27/17 10:31:35 PM #157 | room shot up --- "I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody's gonna love that guy." - Bojack Horseman |
Topic | My only gripe with The Last Jedi is Finn's entire story / plot *SPOILERS* |
Stalolin 12/27/17 9:59:58 PM #57 | DifferentialEquation posted... Stalolin posted...It's stylistically designed to be that way. And you can't undo that. But we can diminish the effects of it. .... wut? --- "I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody's gonna love that guy." - Bojack Horseman |
Topic | My only gripe with The Last Jedi is Finn's entire story / plot *SPOILERS* |
Stalolin 12/27/17 9:16:55 PM #55 | I agree and I've been trying to think of a different way to use Finn and Poe in this movie while keeping all the great Kylo/Rey/Luke stuff but it is surprisingly hard without just giving them a random fetch-quest to do. It's stylistically designed to be that way. And you can't undo that. But we can diminish the effects of it. --- "I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody's gonna love that guy." - Bojack Horseman |
Topic | It's almost 2018. Do you Morrowind fans still hate Skyrim? |
Stalolin 12/27/17 8:48:06 PM #25 | Hate is a strong word. But man Bethesda really need to put the R back in RPG. --- "I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody's gonna love that guy." - Bojack Horseman |
Topic | Nerfing OP skills in single player games. What are your opinions? |
Stalolin 12/27/17 4:40:26 AM #2 | Agreed. --- "I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody's gonna love that guy." - Bojack Horseman |
Topic | damn cowboys suck? |
Stalolin 12/27/17 4:36:37 AM #10 | Dak ain't no good. --- "I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody's gonna love that guy." - Bojack Horseman |
Topic | Not an MGS2 topic. |
Stalolin 12/27/17 4:21:22 AM #3 | Kojima's early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when MGS2 came out in '01, I think he really came into his own, commercially and artistically. The whole game has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the gameplay a big boost. --- "I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody's gonna love that guy." - Bojack Horseman |
Topic | this is a lame gimmick bro |
Stalolin 12/27/17 4:14:11 AM #2 | It reminds me of something old CE would have done. I like it. --- "I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody's gonna love that guy." - Bojack Horseman |
Topic | MGS2 was the second in the series plotline |
Stalolin 12/27/17 4:11:17 AM #1 | Unless you count those original Metal Gear ones. --- "I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody's gonna love that guy." - Bojack Horseman |
Topic | Mgs2 was just a vr mission. |
Stalolin 12/27/17 3:44:28 AM #11 | Ahh, classic convoluted MGS. --- "I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody's gonna love that guy." - Bojack Horseman |
Topic | Mgs2 was just a vr mission. |
Stalolin 12/27/17 3:34:04 AM #4 | In what way did 3 and 4 retcon that? --- "I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody's gonna love that guy." - Bojack Horseman |
Topic | Massive unmarked spoilers! Honestly Last Jedi has flaws but its a good movie |
Stalolin 12/27/17 12:17:48 AM #7 | Muffinz0rz posted... pikachupwnage posted...cringery marvel humor What bothered me about that wasn't just that it wasn't that funny, but that it was poorly timed. When you watch a lot of movies that are action comedy, or just not straight-up comedies, they almost never undermine the bad guys with jokes and zingers. If they do, they do it less and less frequently the earlier into the movie you go, because the bad guys need to be taken at least somewhat seriously. Not that every movie has to be the same, but take Mulan for example (just because I happened to watch it yesterday). At the start, the Huns are played 100% straight-faced. They don't stumble over the walls, the Chinese guards don't throw one-liners at them or hit them with frying pans. They're terrified and everything is as serious as a heart attack. Then the comedy comes - and when it does, the Huns are rarely if ever the subject of it. If anything they get MORE menacing as the movie goes on. The wacky being on hold stuff might have been fine a little further into the movie or something, but it's baffling to me that they thought to put it in so early (or at all, because it's not that funny). --- "I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody's gonna love that guy." - Bojack Horseman |
Topic | Tell me your issues with The Last Jedi, and I'll tell you why it's a non-issue. |
Stalolin 12/26/17 11:11:42 PM #51 | MrMelodramatic posted... There's so much wrong with this I couldn't fit it into one post. If you mean the entire subplot of Finn and Rose doing their own mission, it was vitally important to the story. If you mean the three minutes where they're in the casino, then sure, maybe that could've been skipped and FInn and Rose could have been arrested when they parked illegally, but there's something to be said for worldbuilding, and the casino was hella interesting to look at. Was it though? It seemed like it only existed to solve a contrivance the movie invented so they would have something to do. I'd hardly call it 'vitally important' to the story. --- "I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody's gonna love that guy." - Bojack Horseman |
Topic | I watched Mulan for the first time |
Stalolin 12/26/17 5:29:25 AM #10 | cjsdowg posted... She is tied for my favorite princess Who's the other? --- "I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody's gonna love that guy." - Bojack Horseman |
Topic | Random cute store girl started chatting me up, should i go back and say hello? |
Stalolin 12/26/17 5:24:44 AM #3 | HOWEVER You must always be wary when you're in a place where women are being paid to be nice to you. --- "I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody's gonna love that guy." - Bojack Horseman |
Topic | Random cute store girl started chatting me up, should i go back and say hello? |
Stalolin 12/26/17 5:24:24 AM #2 | Sure why not. --- "I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody's gonna love that guy." - Bojack Horseman |
Topic | I watched Mulan for the first time |
Stalolin 12/26/17 5:12:22 AM #8 | yiss --- "I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody's gonna love that guy." - Bojack Horseman |
Topic | Write a better movie than The Last Jedi, 3 words at a time |
Stalolin 12/26/17 5:12:03 AM #93 | attended exclusively by --- "I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody's gonna love that guy." - Bojack Horseman |
Topic | I watched Mulan for the first time |
Stalolin 12/26/17 4:52:18 AM #4 | pegusus123456 posted... inb4letsgetdowntobusiness I also loved A Girl Worth Fighting For. --- "I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody's gonna love that guy." - Bojack Horseman |
Topic | I watched Mulan for the first time |
Stalolin 12/26/17 4:49:44 AM #1 | What a great movie. --- "I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody's gonna love that guy." - Bojack Horseman |
Topic | Mainstream American media has become completely stagnant |
Stalolin 12/26/17 3:43:13 AM #2 | I think it's a golden age of movies and TV to be honest. Sure the really mainstream stuff is poop on a stick, but thanks to Netflix et al, there's a ton of new, great stuff that's more niche and is better quality than ever. You just need to look for it, and thankfully these days it's easy to access. --- "I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody's gonna love that guy." - Bojack Horseman |
Topic | Tell me your issues with The Last Jedi, and I'll tell you why it's a non-issue. |
Stalolin 12/26/17 3:33:30 AM #23 | Funbazooka posted... MrMelodramatic posted...Second best Star Wars flick, right after IV. can't believe so many people dislike it. RLM did a great Half in the Bag for this film. itachi15243 posted...
I couldn't disagree with this more tbh. --- "I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody's gonna love that guy." - Bojack Horseman |
Topic | Write a better movie than The Last Jedi, 3 words at a time |
Stalolin 12/26/17 2:59:15 AM #90 | spanked dat booty --- "I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody's gonna love that guy." - Bojack Horseman |
Topic | What do you think of gentle femdom? |
Stalolin 12/26/17 2:56:26 AM #2 | What does that mean? Like, just femdom that isn't rough? Or like, sickeningly sweet femdom? --- "I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody's gonna love that guy." - Bojack Horseman |
Topic | I've seen an alien |
Stalolin 12/26/17 2:55:17 AM #18 | You either saw Dr Manhattan or went to see a Blue Man Group show. --- "I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody's gonna love that guy." - Bojack Horseman |
Topic | Tell me your issues with The Last Jedi, and I'll tell you why it's a non-issue. |
Stalolin 12/26/17 2:50:13 AM #15 | TC must have gone out to get a packet of cigarettes. --- "I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody's gonna love that guy." - Bojack Horseman |
Topic | Tell me your issues with The Last Jedi, and I'll tell you why it's a non-issue. |
Stalolin 12/25/17 11:05:30 PM #11 | clearaflagrantj posted... Stalolin posted...Pointless casino subplot causing weak story structure. [smash cut to the child slaves getting beaten because they let the horse thingies get away] --- "I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody's gonna love that guy." - Bojack Horseman |
Topic | Tell me your issues with The Last Jedi, and I'll tell you why it's a non-issue. |
Stalolin 12/25/17 10:24:48 PM #2 | Pointless casino subplot causing weak story structure. --- "I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody's gonna love that guy." - Bojack Horseman |
Topic | Is it wrong? I want to hook up with a girl in a wheelchair |
Stalolin 12/25/17 7:28:46 PM #4 | I almost hooked up with a lady in a wheelchair one time. --- "I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody's gonna love that guy." - Bojack Horseman |
Topic | ITT: Confess something embarrassing |
Stalolin 12/25/17 4:21:49 AM #11 | I do that bad stuff. --- "I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody's gonna love that guy." - Bojack Horseman |
Topic | Do you believe in "trickle-down economics"? |
Stalolin 12/25/17 1:59:01 AM #16 | No sane person believes in trickle down economics. It was dismissed as quackery even when Reagan was pushing it. Zero economics support it because it's not a thing. --- "I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody's gonna love that guy." - Bojack Horseman |
Topic | They should have had Lucas write the new star wars movies |
Stalolin 12/19/17 7:32:44 AM #32 | snesmaster40 posted... Stalolin posted...Milkman5 posted...ledbowman posted...I love how people strain to try to not give George Lucas much credit or acknowledge how talented he is when he's responsible for the whole damn franchise and had to fight nearly everybody on the road to making A New Hope. "I may have gone too far in a few places." --- "I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody's gonna love that guy." - Bojack Horseman |
Topic | They should have had Lucas write the new star wars movies |
Stalolin 12/19/17 7:29:06 AM #30 | ledbowman posted... RLM literally criticize Lucas for having a two camera set-up for dialogue scenes. That's a half truth. They criticize Lucas for CONSTANTLY doing this and nothing else. --- "I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody's gonna love that guy." - Bojack Horseman |
Topic | They should have had Lucas write the new star wars movies |
Stalolin 12/19/17 7:08:34 AM #25 | ledbowman posted... Stalolin posted...Milkman5 posted...ledbowman posted...I love how people strain to try to not give George Lucas much credit or acknowledge how talented he is when he's responsible for the whole damn franchise and had to fight nearly everybody on the road to making A New Hope. um --- "I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody's gonna love that guy." - Bojack Horseman |
Topic | They should have had Lucas write the new star wars movies |
Stalolin 12/19/17 7:02:51 AM #23 | Milkman5 posted... ledbowman posted...I love how people strain to try to not give George Lucas much credit or acknowledge how talented he is when he's responsible for the whole damn franchise and had to fight nearly everybody on the road to making A New Hope. They acknowledge that he has a lot of creativity and skill, it's just that they also point out in the prequels he's surrounded by Yes Men and has no one to reign him in like he had in the OT. --- "I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody's gonna love that guy." - Bojack Horseman |
Topic | The stuff in The Last Jedi that was good, was REALLY good |
Stalolin 12/19/17 4:20:05 AM #1 | But the rest... shudder. --- "I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody's gonna love that guy." - Bojack Horseman |
Topic | I'm sick of "Marvel humor" in every goddamn movie these days |
Stalolin 12/18/17 2:57:43 AM #15 | I think the visual gags that do this are always better and generally hold up well. It's usually the crappy dialogue that doesn't age well and makes it painful on a repeat viewing (or a viewing that doesn't have a theater full of people chuckling). One-liners CAN work and hold up over time, they just have to be good. I think a lot of it in Marvel movies or the latest Star Wars doesn't hold up because they're not thought about as much or not constructed as jokes. Usually dry or sarcastic humour works better, which is where I think Marvel and other movies these days fall short. If you're trying to diffuse tension or show your movie doesn't take itself too seriously, a sarcastic/dry take on things works much better than something zany. Think of anything anyone says in Age of Ultron vs some of the stuff Bill Murray says in Ghostbusters. Like, "Let's split up" - "Good idea, we can do more damage that way" is STILL funny to me every time, but when I watched Age of Ultron again recently and heard the "hide the zucchini line" it was poison. It doesn't have to be that way or in that exact style of course, but you get my point. --- "I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody's gonna love that guy." - Bojack Horseman |
Topic | Going to school events is literally part of my evaluation as a teacher. |
Stalolin 12/10/17 6:42:05 AM #2 | Tell them to huff your shorts. --- "I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody's gonna love that guy." - Bojack Horseman |
Topic | What vidya should I play? |
Stalolin 12/09/17 6:17:58 AM #5 | Now there's even more of a tie haha. I'll just play whatever is first to five, and if it there aren't many votes I'll just choose the highest in about 10 minutes. --- "I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody's gonna love that guy." - Bojack Horseman |
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