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| Topic | Yearly reminder that spears are better than swords 80% of the time |
| Smackems 11/08/23 5:35:12 PM #79 | Spears are incredibly nimble
--- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | Drinking Topic 171: It purged again. |
| Smackems 11/08/23 4:51:50 PM #192 | I must KNOW
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| Topic | Incels: 'I wish women would look past my height and appreciate my personality.' |
| Smackems 11/08/23 4:41:56 PM #13 | Getting a gf is really not that hard
--- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | Drinking Topic 171: It purged again. |
| Smackems 11/08/23 4:40:18 PM #190 | Wtf is that
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| Topic | Your reaction. GTA6 is always online. |
| Smackems 11/08/23 4:39:35 PM #18 | SkittyOnWailord posted...
It doesn't matter. GTA's last good game was on PS1.Not even the second one? --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | Four L.A. Sheriffs died of suicide in a 24-hour span |
| Smackems 11/08/23 4:38:06 PM #18 | Hmmm
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| Topic | 10th Commandment says not to covet thy neighbor's ass. |
| Smackems 11/08/23 4:35:03 PM #2 | My neighbors are old
But they do have a donkey --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | Drinking Topic 171: It purged again. |
| Smackems 11/08/23 4:34:33 PM #188 | What does ipa stand for
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| Topic | 'Sweet! A new Assassin's Creed set in Japan! Can't wait to play a ninja!' |
| Smackems 11/08/23 3:29:25 PM #52 | BurmesePenguin posted...
Everything in Ass Creed is mostly a modern 21st century myth.Fair --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | I got fired yesterday cause of likely incorrect paper work. |
| Smackems 11/08/23 1:12:18 PM #43 | I'm not a lawyer or scientist but it sounds to me like you got fucked
--- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | Finally using an adblocker browser |
| Smackems 11/08/23 11:47:20 AM #1 | Shit has just got too annoying
Welcome me I hope this gets me banned somehow --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | What's your unpopular opinion? |
| Smackems 11/08/23 11:44:18 AM #88 | I'm not super left wing
FF6 is not very good FFXV is very good Cheese doesn't have to go on everything Well done steak ftw Movies today are bland ass --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | 83% of Americans will have to work into their 70s in order to afford to retire |
| Smackems 11/08/23 11:42:11 AM #2 | All according to plan
--- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | 'Sweet! A new Assassin's Creed set in Japan! Can't wait to play a ninja!' |
| Smackems 11/08/23 11:40:13 AM #37 | Not that big a deal. Nioh had you as a white dude
Also ninja are mostly a modern myth --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | Yearly reminder that spears are better than swords 80% of the time |
| Smackems 11/08/23 11:38:45 AM #76 | Seaman_Prime posted...
No i mean something even greater than a greatsword. Something too big to even be called a sword, more like a large hunk of iron.Japan has one I think. Might be the longest "sword" in the world. You'll have to do your own digging if you care enough though --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | Yearly reminder that spears are better than swords 80% of the time |
| Smackems 11/08/23 11:32:41 AM #74 | St0rmFury posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/eef82192.jpgI guess the logic is either the axe can break the spear or catch it --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | Yearly reminder that spears are better than swords 80% of the time |
| Smackems 11/08/23 11:31:45 AM #73 | Seaman_Prime posted...
Alright Ill just get a sword as long as your spear. CheckmateSo a greatsword Though they're comparable to the length of shorter spears --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | Yearly reminder that spears are better than swords 80% of the time |
| Smackems 11/08/23 10:52:30 AM #68 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote]
You're pretty knowledgeable I figure you prolly handled business lol How did this topic blow up but the one about calming my dog didn't My ass sore frfr --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | Yearly reminder that spears are better than swords 80% of the time |
| Smackems 11/08/23 10:50:26 AM #66 | Oh this blew tf up
Too much to read won't be addressing anything --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | Who should play Sam Bankman-Fried and his ex gf in the movie? |
| Smackems 11/07/23 10:49:42 PM #9 | Dobby the Elf
Without a sock --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | How do i get my dog to calm down? |
| Smackems 11/07/23 10:45:39 PM #6 | I don't think they give a fuck
They're coming out of the toilet --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | How do i get my dog to calm down? |
| Smackems 11/07/23 8:53:42 PM #4 | Help I'm in my safe room I hear her little paws outside and gator hissing
--- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | Live Action Zelda CONFIRMED |
| Smackems 11/07/23 5:07:29 PM #2 | Starring Vin Diesel as Lunk
--- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | Ramaswamy voted NO on both Ohio ballot measures |
| Smackems 11/07/23 5:06:03 PM #7 | Lame
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| Topic | was starfield a 10/10 |
| Smackems 11/07/23 4:58:59 PM #2 | After 15 hours it felt more like a 6 to me
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| Topic | Mass Effect Epsilon trailer. |
| Smackems 11/07/23 4:58:28 PM #16 | BurmesePenguin posted...
I'm annoyed with these yearly nothing updates. --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | Star Ocean The Second Story R is ACTUALLY amazing |
| Smackems 11/07/23 2:01:32 PM #18 | rwbonesy posted...
you can dodge nowSo you can't block? Weird question but don't mean dodging --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | I did not expect this much titties from Blue Eye Samurai |
| Smackems 11/07/23 1:52:41 PM #6 | Thankee
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| Topic | Jewish man dies after confrontation with pro-Palestinian protester in California |
| Smackems 11/07/23 12:42:55 PM #40 | Gobstoppers12 posted...
It's incredibly wild how people in this topic are trying to talk this out of being a hate crime, holy shit.And victim blame --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | FFXVI has grown on me a bit |
| Smackems 11/07/23 12:39:58 PM #17 | Whether it's unfinished or not, the crafting is such dogshit and it feeds into the rewards because rewards for quests will be just useless crafting bullshit
--- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | How do i get my dog to calm down? |
| Smackems 11/07/23 12:38:50 PM #3 | Lol he just farted in the middle of a jump up on the couch it went FWEEMP!
--- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | I heard ya'll were talking smack, lets get it straight |
| Smackems 11/07/23 12:38:00 PM #15 | Who and how much I gotchu
--- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | How do i get my dog to calm down? |
| Smackems 11/07/23 12:35:40 PM #1 | She jumps all around when I come home or come outside to greet her, scratching me and scratching me and just running around in a circle
Sometimes she gets out of the fence and roams down the highway biting at people's cars and trying to take things from their cars Yesterday she got loose and even stole a car and went driving into town and had police chasing her I think she's doing drugs Sometimes she even gets her gangs of alligators to attack people and take their belongings and she keeps all of the catnip and tries to sell it to the cats for a jacked up price which ain't cool yo Idk what to do I'm at my wits end I found a gun in her back pocket and I'm afraid --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | I did not expect this much titties from Blue Eye Samurai |
| Smackems 11/07/23 11:48:43 AM #2 | What time period does it take place? I'm sick of Meiji era
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| Topic | FFXVI has grown on me a bit |
| Smackems 11/07/23 11:45:37 AM #10 | The RPG elements, crafting, party members etc felt unfinished. Like they wanted more systems in play but decided not to pursue them for who knows what reasons. Time probably
--- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | Best Comedy Film of the Year? |
| Smackems 11/07/23 11:42:57 AM #6 | I only saw DnD and I giggled a bit so that
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| Topic | Did you vote yet? |
| Smackems 11/07/23 11:33:50 AM #6 | I don't think I can. Would if I could. Moved to a new county
--- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | Hopefully all the anime references are restored in Super Mario RPG |
| Smackems 11/07/23 11:30:37 AM #19 | SSJKirby posted...
The original wasn't hard eitherThat's my point. It was piss easy and it looks like they made it shit easy. Or maybe even diarrhea easy. Probably bloody diarrhea easy --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | I don't think I can vote :( |
| Smackems 11/07/23 11:29:12 AM #3 | shironinja posted...
this frees up your time so you can walk around the neighborhood telling people not to vote for him.I don't know these people and it's probably prime "get shot" territory Also I have to work --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | Incel uses pepper spray on women who refuse his advances |
| Smackems 11/07/23 11:26:36 AM #56 | He even lives in a creepo van
--- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | Hopefully all the anime references are restored in Super Mario RPG |
| Smackems 11/07/23 11:22:59 AM #15 | Neon... I'm getting the feeling... This is gonna be really sanitized and easier than the og..
:( --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | Any good jokes about someone having finished all the porn on the internet? |
| Smackems 11/07/23 11:19:28 AM #2 | Hundreds lol
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| Topic | I don't think I can vote :( |
| Smackems 11/07/23 11:17:37 AM #1 | I moved 3 hours from where I used to live a couple months ago and there's a governor race going on. I think
I wanted to vote against him :( --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | Are modern video games too "political"? |
| Smackems 11/07/23 11:16:27 AM #30 | IceCreamOnStero posted...
This doesnt happen in any game.Not any that I've played or that come to mind, no Maybe life is strange but I don't know much about that --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | Are modern video games too "political"? |
| Smackems 11/07/23 11:14:08 AM #28 | The problems in most people's minds are when you take current political figures or issues and put them in your game, like if Link was battling Trump to keep the wall from being built
Now I would play that in a heartbeat, but that isn't the same as having a vague theme of immigration and racism in a fantasy world I'm not saying I'm for or against anything, just shedding light on what people are talking about when they say political. Or at least from what I've seen --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | Yearly reminder that spears are better than swords 80% of the time |
| Smackems 11/07/23 11:02:13 AM #18 | boomgetchopped3 posted...
You raped her! You murdered her! You killed her children!Well the other guy also had one of the aforementioned big ass swords Scintillant posted... swords are cool thoughNot anymore they're so played out. I'm playing FFXVI right now and all 3 human party members with me have swords --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | Yearly reminder that spears are better than swords 80% of the time |
| Smackems 11/07/23 10:50:54 AM #11 | Unsuprised_Pika posted...
Sea of Stars has both sword and spear as dual protagonists.A sword guy using a reverse grip at that Ugh --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. |
| Topic | Are modern video games too "political"? |
| Smackems 11/07/23 10:46:32 AM #23 | They're fine. Political themes are fine
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