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Smackems 11/07/23 12:35:40 PM #1:	She jumps all around when I come home or come outside to greet her, scratching me and scratching me and just running around in a circle Sometimes she gets out of the fence and roams down the highway biting at people's cars and trying to take things from their cars Yesterday she got loose and even stole a car and went driving into town and had police chasing her I think she's doing drugs Sometimes she even gets her gangs of alligators to attack people and take their belongings and she keeps all of the catnip and tries to sell it to the cats for a jacked up price which ain't cool yo Idk what to do I'm at my wits end I found a gun in her back pocket and I'm afraid --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. <cite>Smackems posted [p:977084836] in How do i g... [t:80613902]...</cite> <quote>She jumps all around when I come home or come outside to greet her, scratching me and scratching me and just running around in a circleSometimes she gets out of the fence and roams down the highway biting at people's cars and trying to take things from their carsYesterday she got loose and even stole a car and went driving into town and had police chasing her I think she's doing drugsSometimes she even gets her gangs of alligators to attack people and take their belongings and she keeps all of the catnip and tries to sell it to the cats for a jacked up price which ain't cool yo Idk what to do I'm at my wits end I found a gun in her back pocket and I'm afraid </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PoopPotato 11/07/23 12:37:43 PM #2:	Give her a tour of your local animal shelter. Get her involved in volunteer work, basically anything that will keep her so busy that she won't have time to do hoodrat shit with her friends --- http://i.minus.com/i5EWBMXTN4ERv.gif <cite>PoopPotato posted [p:977084868] in How do i g... [t:80613902]...</cite> <quote>Give her a tour of your local animal shelter. Get her involved in volunteer work, basically anything that will keep her so busy that she won't have time to do hoodrat shit with her friends </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 11/07/23 12:38:50 PM #3:	Lol he just farted in the middle of a jump up on the couch it went FWEEMP! --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. <cite>Smackems posted [p:977084891] in How do i g... [t:80613902]...</cite> <quote>Lol he just farted in the middle of a jump up on the couch it went FWEEMP! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 11/07/23 8:53:42 PM #4:	Help I'm in my safe room I hear her little paws outside and gator hissing --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. <cite>Smackems posted [p:977093497] in How do i g... [t:80613902]...</cite> <quote>Help I'm in my safe room I hear her little paws outside and gator hissing </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IronChef_Kirby 11/07/23 9:02:01 PM #5:	Smackems posted... Help I'm in my safe room I hear her little paws outside and gator hissing If you say "See you later, alligator" the alligators are legally required to leave --- "Bro Just Let Me Karate Chop You And You Can Have As Many Skateboards As You Want" <cite>IronChef_Kirby posted [p:977093660] in How do i g... [t:80613902]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted... </cite><quote>Help I'm in my safe room I hear her little paws outside and gator hissing</quote>If you say "See you later, alligator" the alligators are legally required to leave </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 11/07/23 10:45:39 PM #6:	I don't think they give a fuck They're coming out of the toilet --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. <cite>Smackems posted [p:977095292] in How do i g... [t:80613902]...</cite> <quote>I don't think they give a fuck They're coming out of the toilet </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guide 11/07/23 10:46:42 PM #7:	Only now realizing how underrated tc is smh tbh fr fr --- evening main 2.4356848e+91 https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU <cite>Guide posted [p:977095307] in How do i g... [t:80613902]...</cite> <quote>Only now realizing how underrated tc issmh tbh fr fr </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SiO4 11/07/23 10:52:56 PM #8:	https://imgur.com/8zrVh7m --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC <cite>SiO4 posted [p:977095383] in How do i g... [t:80613902]...</cite> <quote>https://imgur.com/8zrVh7m </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boxoto 11/07/23 10:54:18 PM #9:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/9145d759.jpg --- Don't you agree, Zach? https://streamable.com/enq4r7 <cite>boxoto posted [p:977095394] in How do i g... [t:80613902]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/9145d759.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
party_animal07 11/07/23 10:58:17 PM #10:	Newspaper --- https://warpzone.me/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/GRANDIA_-696x509.jpg <cite>party_animal07 posted [p:977095437] in How do i g... [t:80613902]...</cite> <quote>Newspaper </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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