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TopicMayonnaise
ShinigamiSoul
01/13/18 9:40:20 PM
#20
Master_Bass posted...
JustMonika posted...
An instrument?

No, mayonnaise is not an instrument

Horseradish is not an instrument either
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TopicIt's 14 degrees out is it too cold to use my hot tub?
ShinigamiSoul
01/13/18 7:58:43 PM
#6
HypnoCoosh posted...
Did like 5 hours in the tub drunk af

Pics
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TopicPenis curve?
ShinigamiSoul
01/13/18 7:34:07 PM
#32
EnragedSlith posted...
Just up. I have a very pretty cock

If you pee while erect does it hit your face??
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TopicWhat do you think about crop circles?
ShinigamiSoul
01/13/18 7:19:25 PM
#1
Topic
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TopicImagine being "mixed race".
ShinigamiSoul
01/13/18 5:56:52 PM
#3
They tend to be the most attractive people.
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TopicWhite teacher won't be fired after lynch mob threat towards black student.
ShinigamiSoul
01/13/18 5:38:19 PM
#16
metralo posted...
The Admiral posted...
A_Good_Boy posted...
I don't think sensitivity training is an appropriate punishment towards any educator that threatens the safety of a student,


You seriously think the teacher was threatening violence against this student?

totally not surprised to see you defending the teacher

nope nuh uh

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TopicWhat genres HASN'T Mario tackled yet?
ShinigamiSoul
01/13/18 5:16:18 PM
#41
Warriors style.

Mario: Mushroom Kingdom Warriors pls
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TopicMayonnaise
ShinigamiSoul
01/13/18 1:36:55 AM
#15
A_Good_Boy posted...
ShinigamiSoul posted...
@A_Good_Boy posted...
It's been a long time since CE has seen racism of this magnitude.

Elaborate

Just a silly knees joke.

Ohhh
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Topicbest burger to put ur in?
ShinigamiSoul
01/13/18 1:35:59 AM
#4
Sloppy Joes
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TopicWhy is Trump so anti-immigrant?
ShinigamiSoul
01/13/18 1:35:18 AM
#8
CrimsonRage posted...
A_Good_Boy posted...
not_shawn_z posted...
Contribution vs welfare. Different generation of immigrants 50 years ago vs today

How are they different?


Well you see, the immigrants from 50 years ago were....

were.....
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TopicLiberals furious due to 4th Graders assignment to list good reasons for slavery.
ShinigamiSoul
01/13/18 1:27:58 AM
#139
@The_Admiral posted...
butthole666 posted...
The Admiral posted...
Kids should learn the rationale for why slavery existed, and it's not the Tumblr explanation of "racist evil white man want to oppress poor dark skin man!!"

Serious question is there any aspect of your personality and beliefs that is not wholly and unwaveringly repugnant


This dude won't be lasting long with the new flaming rules.

Won't be missed, butthole666

So the answer is no?

I don't think there's any CE regulars that are not put off by you in some capacity, besides the ones that exude the same miserable angry energy that you do (Capn_Circus, darkjedilink, r4X0r, glitteringfairy)
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TopicWill you get a sexbot right when they get mass-produced at an affordable price?
ShinigamiSoul
01/12/18 10:05:44 PM
#2
LIsJustice posted...
Or will you be too scaared they will become sentient and try to kill you?

They'll absorb the DNA you pump into them and secretly deliver it to research labs
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TopicMen have to spend more than $40 for a sex toy can only be used a few times
ShinigamiSoul
01/12/18 9:36:25 PM
#42
008Zulu posted...
ShinigamiSoul posted...
008Zulu posted...
ShinigamiSoul posted...
just slide your dong between the couch cushions and go to town, fo' free

Argh! The cushion zipper!!!

this is why leather couches are superior my friend

Oh yeah, whose been a naughty couch? You have, haven't you?

letting everyone including the dog just sit and lay on you all day

so dirty
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TopicWould you have sex with a watermelon?
ShinigamiSoul
01/12/18 9:30:10 PM
#9
I've seen quite a few amateur videos of this. It doesn't seem like it would feel that great but more guys try it than you'd think.
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TopicMayonnaise
ShinigamiSoul
01/12/18 9:24:45 PM
#11
@A_Good_Boy posted...
It's been a long time since CE has seen racism of this magnitude.

Elaborate
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TopicMayonnaise
ShinigamiSoul
01/12/18 9:07:27 PM
#1
Mayonnaise


May-o-nnaise
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TopicMen have to spend more than $40 for a sex toy can only be used a few times
ShinigamiSoul
01/12/18 9:00:27 PM
#40
@008Zulu posted...
ShinigamiSoul posted...
just slide your dong between the couch cushions and go to town, fo' free

Argh! The cushion zipper!!!

this is why leather couches are superior my friend
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TopicDo you have a beard?
ShinigamiSoul
01/12/18 8:54:50 PM
#26
Sphyx posted...
Currently have the makings of one, but it's not going to live through the night.

Nooo
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TopicWhite teacher won't be fired after lynch mob threat towards black student.
ShinigamiSoul
01/12/18 8:12:44 PM
#4
I'm surprised she wasn't fired.
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Topic"I talk hood with my friends, I talk white at my job"
ShinigamiSoul
01/12/18 7:24:37 PM
#10
Kazi1212 posted...
Kineth posted...
Kazi1212 posted...
What reason is that? What are the characteristics of hood talk that makes it unsuitable for work?


Why not ask your made up friend?


Well he said because white people are racist and not accepting of dialects black people commonly grow up around, its a part of who they are. I was just curious what CE thought

Wow
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Topicwhy does all incest porn have to involve family members
ShinigamiSoul
01/12/18 6:48:59 PM
#30
Skywalker82 posted...
I watch it because I like the way the girls in them look. I'm an only child and no one in my family is white so it doesn't bother me.

Lmaoo
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TopicBlack Panther has the most presale tickets of any Marvel movie
ShinigamiSoul
01/12/18 6:42:53 PM
#50
XHJYFL posted...
Black Panther looks like a thoroughly uninteresting movie and is a very boring character to boot. It will be the first Marvel movie I will not see. I hope it doesn't have too much affect on Infinity War. But I suppose I could read a summary of anything important it has that's relevant to it.

Good lord PandaMaster, your writing voice is so jarring. I'm guessing either English wasn't your first language, you're a complete shut-in, or you have a mild mental disorder.

"Thoroughly uninteresting"...who speaks like this?
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TopicHere's a Bible quote you never see
ShinigamiSoul
01/11/18 1:36:47 PM
#39
_OujiDoza_ posted...
ShinigamiSoul posted...
So, how do you suggest God run things? What needs to be done differently?

There is no evidence of a God to run things.

According to whom?
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TopicHere's a Bible quote you never see
ShinigamiSoul
01/11/18 1:32:39 PM
#28
SilvosForever posted...
Hey it's part of Jesus's plan, remember. Because, slowly sapping the life and dignity away from the thing they love most in this world is bound to make them better people. Right?

So, how do you suggest God run things? What needs to be done differently?
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TopicPenis curve?
ShinigamiSoul
01/11/18 6:45:31 AM
#18
Left
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TopicDo you have a beard?
ShinigamiSoul
01/11/18 12:30:48 AM
#21
Volkswagen_Bros posted...
ShinigamiSoul posted...
Volkswagen_Bros posted...
Had one for a few months in 2016, but decided I look much better without it.

Any man that can grow a beard doesn't look better without it

Not in my case. Having a beard just made me feel like an old man. Didn't want that.

Well, you're relatively...not young.
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TopicDo you have a beard?
ShinigamiSoul
01/11/18 12:10:15 AM
#16
Volkswagen_Bros posted...
Had one for a few months in 2016, but decided I look much better without it.

Any man that can grow a beard doesn't look better without it
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TopicWow. Try Googling white couple and see the image results
ShinigamiSoul
01/11/18 12:04:19 AM
#46
KazumaKiryu posted...
ShinigamiSoul posted...
So what would be the purpose behind rigging this specific search result?


It reinforces what the Illuminati/New World Order/whatever you want to call the powers that be want. White people are being eliminated. Eventually we all become mixed race. The white man in past years has been made to be the worst kind of person you can be and this is all part of that.

Doubtful. And no matter how persecuted "the white man" is or feels, you'll be hard pressed to find one that would swap pallets with a minority.
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TopicWow. Try Googling white couple and see the image results
ShinigamiSoul
01/10/18 11:47:35 PM
#37
So what would be the purpose behind rigging this specific search result?
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TopicWhy do you think Admiral doesn't support da #MeToo movement?
ShinigamiSoul
01/10/18 4:08:02 PM
#27
Zeeak4444 posted...
Were_Wyrm posted...
Because he reads it as pound me too not hashtag me too.


Ok that made me legit laugh.

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TopicHave you ever committed a felony?
ShinigamiSoul
01/10/18 2:20:21 PM
#26
HaVeNII7 posted...
ShinigamiSoul posted...
NINExATExSEVEN posted...
ShinigamiSoul posted...
I'm not an officer lol


Phew

I thought i was going to have to allow you to strip search me butt naked.

You still can

I demand a cavity search for your own safety, sir.

For safety
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TopicHave you ever committed a felony?
ShinigamiSoul
01/10/18 8:37:26 AM
#21
Bump
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TopicDo White men get jealous when they see white women with Black or non-white men??
ShinigamiSoul
01/09/18 11:11:26 PM
#5
EnragedSlith posted...
Dumb ones do

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TopicA reminder that Kevin Durant is also a demon.
ShinigamiSoul
01/09/18 10:59:30 PM
#9
Define demon, TC. Why do you keep saying this about celebs
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TopicIs it possible to genetically modify an insect to the size of, say...
ShinigamiSoul
01/09/18 10:52:01 PM
#31
darkphoenix181 posted...
https://listverse.com/2013/01/14/10-prehistoric-bugs-that-could-seriously-mess-you-up/

J. rhenaniae fossils were first discovered in Germany in 2007. We now know that the creature was a truly monstrous sea scorpion, reaching eight feet (2.4 m) in length. In fact, a single one of its pincers was more than 18 inches (46 cm) long. A scorpion the size of a crocodile was certainly a predator to be reckoned with; it prowled the seas until the Permian extinction 250 million years ago.


nif0Zzq

Arthropleura was an ancestor to centipedes and millipedes. It could reach more than eight feet (2.4 m) in length, and the fatter creatures could be several feet widethink, for a moment, of something like that brushing up against your leg. It was so massive that despite being an invertebrate it probably had very few predators, and it is by far the largest invertebrate species ever unearthed.

Arthropleura lived from the Carboniferous to the early Permian periodthroughout what is now North America and Scotlandaround 300 million years ago. Strangely, even though its monstrous form would have allowed it to prey on most anything, Arthropleura was entirely herbivorous (as shown by the fossilized remnants of its stomach). It wouldnt have taken any magic to resize this bug for James giant peach.

Awesome!
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TopicThis bullshit ass video about 'What Happens If You Drink Coke Instead of Water'
ShinigamiSoul
01/09/18 10:40:50 PM
#16
@darkphoenix181 posted...
wackyteen posted...
Maybe I'm just a freak of nature or some s*** but I've been drinking soda pretty much daily since I was 10 and I was underweight most of my life. "All that excess sugar turns into fat" my ass.


You might have something wrong with you.

I was the same for many years. I could drink soda all day long and not have issues with gaining weight.

Turns out that I had a problem with my stomach from birth that didn't manifest till my mid twenties. The soda did not cause it, but it kept me from gaining.

Did it get resolved?
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TopicMen have to spend more than $40 for a sex toy can only be used a few times
ShinigamiSoul
01/09/18 10:30:33 PM
#25
just slide your dong between the couch cushions and go to town, fo' free
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TopicTuesday Night Ask Me Anything.
ShinigamiSoul
01/09/18 10:17:26 PM
#6
How old are you?
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TopicWhen do you stop wiping after pooping?
ShinigamiSoul
01/09/18 10:15:25 PM
#11
I don't even wipe, I just get up and go abouts my day
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TopicHave you ever committed a felony?
ShinigamiSoul
01/09/18 9:45:43 PM
#16
NINExATExSEVEN posted...
ShinigamiSoul posted...
I'm not an officer lol


Phew

I thought i was going to have to allow you to strip search me butt naked.

You still can
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TopicHave you ever committed a felony?
ShinigamiSoul
01/09/18 9:31:13 PM
#9
I'm not an officer lol
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TopicI think my roommate is a virgin - what do I do?
ShinigamiSoul
01/09/18 9:27:03 PM
#4
Ivynn posted...
what do I do?


him

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TopicHave you ever committed a felony?
ShinigamiSoul
01/09/18 9:19:25 PM
#1
Topic
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TopicAsians and the lack of creativity.
ShinigamiSoul
01/09/18 9:11:31 PM
#26
Tropicalwood posted...
ShinigamiSoul posted...
Tropicalwood posted...
ShinigamiSoul posted...
Uhh, Asians are probably one of the more creative demographics

Harems say otherwise

Elaborate

>Protagonist is a total beta male
>Surrounded by hot chicks that want his sausage for no apparent reason
>Protagonist is oblivious to their blatantly obvious crushes on him
>Insert school setting

Harems are only a small aspect though
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TopicEver poop so bad that you get dizzy?
ShinigamiSoul
01/09/18 8:19:10 PM
#21
RE_expert44 posted...
I shit so hard I passed out once. It was a monster loaf and I was very I'll at the time. I am an atheist and prayed to god that my turd cutter would make it out intact. It started as liquid, followed by the log. Even with an assist from a fart it wouldn't come without great effort. When it finally did I blacked out and woke up 20 minutes later

You fell on the floor?
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TopicAsians and the lack of creativity.
ShinigamiSoul
01/09/18 8:14:49 PM
#11
@Tropicalwood posted...
ShinigamiSoul posted...
Uhh, Asians are probably one of the more creative demographics

Harems say otherwise

Elaborate
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