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TopicCNN anchor furious and speechless after guest uses the word boobs
Sami1000
09/15/17 11:33:41 PM
#16
Watched the video, and it made me fucking disgusted. How can you make that big of a fucking deal someone saying he likes boobs? Its like that guy landed on a different planet where there are only sjw's through and through, and gave an interview.
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TopicWhats da above posters top 3 fetishes iyo?
Sami1000
09/15/17 11:06:50 PM
#5
Women
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TopicWould you eat this for 1 billion dollars?
Sami1000
09/15/17 10:11:09 PM
#12
I have seen some pretty fucking nasty stuff, but that was really fucking gross. Still, i would eat even shit for 1 billion dollars. I don't drink, but i sure as hell would get drunk before doing that.
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TopicFat people are always hoarding those motorized carts at Walmart from actual
Sami1000
09/15/17 5:07:15 PM
#18
All markets should do what Bill Connolly suggested. More unhealthy the food is narrower the hallway is and all hallways have a smaller door leading to the hallways. This way fat people can't go and buy any potato chips and stuff like that until they are thin enough to enter the hallway. This way food manufacturers must make healthier snacks for people to be able to buy them.

Smaller shops should have scale to check customers weight. If its way too high, the clerk can check the person's height and if its not very tall he won't get to enter the store.

All troubler makers and people who goes around these methods in way or another will be send to the fat camp.
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TopicHottest gif you'll see all YEAR
Sami1000
09/15/17 4:22:04 AM
#58
suck! suck! suck! suck!
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TopicToday's my birthday CE
Sami1000
09/15/17 4:09:30 AM
#3
happy birth day!
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TopicPost ITT and I'll give you a random super power.
Sami1000
09/15/17 3:10:00 AM
#63
Grant me my powahhh!!
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TopicDucks can fly, swim, and walk pretty well
Sami1000
09/15/17 2:09:47 AM
#18
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Topicwhich CEman or CEgal iyo craves attention the most?
Sami1000
09/15/17 1:24:58 AM
#38
Sayoria posted...
Deadpool_18 posted...


Not into trans in any fashion. Sorry.


But baby... :(

Sami1000 posted...
Sayoria posted...
Deadpool_18 posted...
thanosibe posted...
Deadpool_18 posted...
@Sayoria
Yeah. And CE trips over themselves to give her the attention too. But girls are unicorns on CE.

Vegy likes attention but his topics have substance or at least aren't about him all the time. Sayoria goes from one 500 post AMA to the next.


Yeah. Dudes are so desperate they clamor over each other for someone that is pre-op. It's pretty fucking pathetic.


Confirmed: Deadpool will be all over me when I get my vajayjay. <3


Are you getting vajayjay soon? Like planned time for surgery and such??


May 22, 2018 is my date.


Well, i'm happy for you. Do you take hormones and such in meantime? I'm just curious about the whole procedure .
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Topicwhich CEman or CEgal iyo craves attention the most?
Sami1000
09/15/17 1:10:32 AM
#33
Sayoria posted...
Deadpool_18 posted...
thanosibe posted...
Deadpool_18 posted...
@Sayoria
Yeah. And CE trips over themselves to give her the attention too. But girls are unicorns on CE.

Vegy likes attention but his topics have substance or at least aren't about him all the time. Sayoria goes from one 500 post AMA to the next.


Yeah. Dudes are so desperate they clamor over each other for someone that is pre-op. It's pretty fucking pathetic.


Confirmed: Deadpool will be all over me when I get my vajayjay. <3


Are you getting vajayjay soon? Like planned time for surgery and such??
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Topicwhich CEman or CEgal iyo craves attention the most?
Sami1000
09/15/17 1:09:36 AM
#32
-Gavirulax- posted...
Everyone, that is the whole point of posting here, responses.


Well, yeah, but some have nothing meaningful to say. They just make a topic after topic after topic, which screams for attention for them. Reeks of desperation for attention.
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TopicITT I ask 100 on Tinder if they want to hookup
Sami1000
09/15/17 1:06:24 AM
#201
please more! I need this!
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TopicControversial GIRL Voted Most Beautiful in the World at 10 is now SIXTEEN!!
Sami1000
09/14/17 10:27:02 PM
#12
I honestly don't find her that beautiful. i mean she's very good looking and has very good face, but the most beautiful in the world? Not for me. I'm not even joking i have seen girls irl that i found more beautiful. i guess beauty is too subjective.
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TopicPerson A calls person B the N word and person B starts punching them, whos wrong
Sami1000
09/14/17 9:03:40 PM
#126
Both are wrong, but the B should go into jail.
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TopicTiny bunny
Sami1000
09/14/17 8:54:57 PM
#13
(\_/)
( ' , ')
(")(")

Noice

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TopicScumbag fake "porn" producer gets ten years for raping dozens of women
Sami1000
09/14/17 4:18:08 PM
#5
How he could blackmail those women of distributing the videos, when they willingly would had made porn videos anyway? Were they planning of making porn, and not ever distribute them???
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TopicDo you believe in miracles?
Sami1000
09/13/17 7:40:58 PM
#14
Its a miracle how fucked up my life is, so yeah.
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TopicIs there any good way for a picky eater to supplement their diet?
Sami1000
09/13/17 2:35:39 PM
#26
LordRazziel posted...
Colorahdo posted...
voldothegr8 posted...
Why don't vitamins work?


They're unregulated so you don't know if there's actually what they say in there. There are also some studies that show people who take multivitamins are no healthier than those that don't (but how can you control for all diet and lifestyle factors, so it's debatable)

I've also heard that you expel almost all of them through your urine, when taken in poll form.


Afaik, its because the body takes just the amount it needs at that particular moment. Rest just washes off fast. When you get them from food they get absorbed a lot slower so you end up getting more of that.
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Topicthe thing is...if you want peace, prepare for war
Sami1000
09/12/17 9:07:11 PM
#1

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TopicSo if someone calls me the N word I should accept that?
Sami1000
09/12/17 6:06:16 PM
#24
No, but you shouldn't assume that when you hear someone else calling some unknown player as N, whose race the insulter had no idea, that it was directed to every single black person. You get to get just as angry as you do.
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TopicPeople making themselves feel better by belittling Youtube content creators
Sami1000
09/12/17 1:21:45 PM
#3
Yeah, it was very eye opening to hear how Angryjoe, for example, worked when he started. 80+ hours per week. I thought he was just playing games all day long, and making one review took just one day. Its definitely huge effort, and can be fucking insanely stressful if you manage to get popular. Hell, even smaller channels like Reviewtechusa and Alphaomegasin get shit ton of trolls harrassing them and even giving death threats to them and their families.
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TopicDis is a big turtle
Sami1000
09/12/17 1:19:45 AM
#25
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TopicWhat are you're coping strategies for when your troubled
Sami1000
09/12/17 12:24:57 AM
#14
Depends how bad the news would be for me. If something pisses me off really bad, i really can't handle that feeling at all, and i tend to turn into self harming. I have busted my knuckles many times when i punch into a concrete walls, hit myself on my head really hard multiple times in row, cut myself etc. Not that i suggest any of that, its just what i tend to do when i get super pissed off.

I guess something like sitting in dark room and think about the stuff objectively until i feel like it bothers me less. Video games used to be something that helped me through everything, but now i have so bad OCD i can't do even that anymore so i just watch tv, or waste entire days on internet.
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TopicI like everyone, and everyone likes me!
Sami1000
09/11/17 9:59:23 PM
#22
TheDarkCircle posted...
@Back_Stabbath posted...
Sami1000 posted...
TheDarkCircle posted...
@Sami1000 posted...
please, say something nice about me too


you're a good guy, GREAT guy. smart smart really good GREAT poster. Where is @Sami1000?! Sami should come up here and say a few words. Where is Sami... THERE'S SAMI. Come on, come on up here and say a few words to the crowd!

We LOVE our @Sami1000 don't we CE?!

*audience claps*


*ahem* He-hello! I'm not very good speaker, so i keep this brief. I want to thank you all for your support, especially YOU, you know who you are. Now, i will keep being awesome in the future as well as i can. I love you all and i hope you keep supporting me in the future as well. Yours truly, sami1000. Thanks!

*standing ovation*


* @Back_Stabbath walks on stage, audience cheers!*


Yes, here is the Back_Stabbah, the mayor and loved member of our society. I will now hand the mic to this fine gentleman. All yours, Stabbath!
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TopicI like everyone, and everyone likes me!
Sami1000
09/11/17 9:48:11 PM
#18
TheDarkCircle posted...
@Sami1000 posted...
please, say something nice about me too


you're a good guy, GREAT guy. smart smart really good GREAT poster. Where is @Sami1000?! Sami should come up here and say a few words. Where is Sami... THERE'S SAMI. Come on, come on up here and say a few words to the crowd!

We LOVE our @Sami1000 don't we CE?!

*audience claps*


*ahem* He-hello! I'm not very good speaker, so i keep this brief. I want to thank you all for your support, especially YOU, you know who you are. Now, i will keep being awesome in the future as well as i can. I love you all and i hope you keep supporting me in the future as well. Yours truly, sami1000. Thanks!
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TopicI like everyone, and everyone likes me!
Sami1000
09/11/17 8:03:16 PM
#15
please, say something nice about me too
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TopicWould you tightrope walk for $10 million?
Sami1000
09/11/17 5:59:06 PM
#19
K181 posted...
Yes.

Joke's on TC. He showed a picture of a tightrope that's very high up, but didn't specify that it had to be high up in the OP. I choose a tightrope that's six inches above the ground.

Master of inanity.


He also didn't say that we must succeed. Just take one step, and fail and get 10 million.
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Topic$1000 but your penis makes a *boing* noise when you take your pants off
Sami1000
09/11/17 5:42:03 PM
#10
I would pay for that to happen
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Topicwould u pay to cuddle wit a cute girl?
Sami1000
09/11/17 5:30:46 PM
#56
fenderbender321 posted...
darkphoenix181 posted...
smoke_break posted...
fenderbender321 posted...
If you really want to cuddle with somebody, the healthiest thing you can do is latch onto a blanket and pretend it's a hot girl you work with.

my imagination isnt good enough to turn my funky blanket that smells like ass and corn chips into a hot girl..........


for $100 I can make your blanket smell like a real girl


Ur just gunna rub tuna juice on it, aren't you?


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TopicFavorite South Park Character?
Sami1000
09/11/17 5:23:04 PM
#17
Used to be Cartman. Now, on the newest season i wouldn't even care if they killed that character, if he's gonna stay like that.

Now, its Randy
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Topicwould u pay to cuddle wit a cute girl?
Sami1000
09/11/17 4:22:09 PM
#53
Coffeebeanz posted...
NINExATExSEVEN posted...
Coffeebeanz posted...
I'd pay that for a guy, sure.


@Coffeebeanz

You would pay a guy to cuddle with you? Why?


Because I can't seem to get any action otherwise


I would cuddle with you for free
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TopicBad games with good music
Sami1000
09/11/17 4:02:46 PM
#6
Last remnant
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TopicDeep voice girl doesn't like her deep voice.
Sami1000
09/10/17 11:26:28 PM
#34
I remember when i was a kid i had a friend who sounded like a girl. he had very high pitched voice. When he called me, my father pretty much always mistook him for a girl.
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TopicIf you knew they weren't going to bite/sting would you put wasps up your butt?
Sami1000
09/10/17 11:10:12 PM
#10
Too late, its all there now. Including Peter dinklage.
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TopicIf you knew they weren't going to bite/sting would you put wasps up your butt?
Sami1000
09/10/17 11:05:57 PM
#8
If they had any of those qualities i would stuff fistful of wasps in my ass twice a day. Fuck it, i would stuff few frogs, ant nest, and a fucking beaver there as well. Because why the fuck not. Might work as well, can't know before trying. Hell, i could be a sport and try to make room for peter dinklage too.I could also build huge fucking bed shaped like a leather boot, shave my head and glue all that hair on the tip of my dick and become a fucking painter.
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TopicStarting from this moment i'm going to wait exactly 60min
Sami1000
09/10/17 9:21:21 PM
#3
Comfy_Pillow posted...
it doesn't turn off or something? Just hold the power button down?


I have been dealing with constant fuckery from that laptop for months now. I have wasted many hours of googling, and trying all kinds of disabling/enabling/updating etc. Stuff on it, and i had to power it down few times in the past already.

All i wanted to play two hours of l4d 2. Two and half hours ago i started the pc. 40 min later its still using 98 -100% hdd usage and becoming unresponsive to anything. Then i rebooted it, and same shit again. Now i have waited half an hour for it to shut down. This happens 5 times per week. Otherwise it just freezes for few seconds randomly and gets me killed in l4d 2.

I'm not investing a single cent for that laptop, it has pos specs and won't run any game, except few. I will wait 58 min or so, and if its not powered down it gets smashed to the ground.
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TopicStarting from this moment i'm going to wait exactly 60min
Sami1000
09/10/17 9:12:59 PM
#1
To my craptop to shutdown, and if its not powered down i'm taking it outside and smash it. I'm not trying anymore bullshit tricks to fix the issues with it. Its 60min and its fucking done.

That is all.
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TopicHairless cats: Yay or Nay?
Sami1000
09/10/17 6:12:36 PM
#3
They look horrible.
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TopicJim Carrey went full black pill at NY Fashion Week
Sami1000
09/10/17 6:08:27 PM
#21
USANumber1 posted...
I don't know who that is. >.>


You don't know who Jim Carrey is? Seriously, are you 14-16 or something???
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TopicJim Carrey went full black pill at NY Fashion Week
Sami1000
09/10/17 6:06:44 PM
#19
God fucking damn, he looks old. Like really old. He's like 55, yet he looks like 65+, he's skinny, and somehow it looks like he has cross eyes.

I swear he's on hard drugs, or became heavy drinker.
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TopicSo Pwedipie dropped the N bomb in his live stream today
Sami1000
09/10/17 5:53:29 PM
#99
M_Live posted...
Iodine posted...
After listening to the video, it is rather weird how people just say the N-Word with a hard "er" out of anger when it is not directed towards a black person.

Like I am a black person who uses the N-Word with an "a" all the time and I never use the "er" version.

Racists do it. The guy is clearly a racist. If you're pissed off and thinking of an insult, and a racist word comes to mind, then something's up.


Or could it be it comes to mind because the N word is used ALL THE TIME on movies, youtube videos, and whatnot?
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TopicSo Pwedipie dropped the N bomb in his live stream today
Sami1000
09/10/17 5:01:45 PM
#63
USANumber1 posted...
Burgess posted...
USANumber1 posted...
I got a 3KL for posting this exact same fucking thing.


No this is a link to a twitter that has a link to the video. You just posted a link to the video.


I didn't realize there was a six degree of separation rule at play here. So it's alright to post goat porn if it's hosted on someone's Twitter but I can't link directly to goat porn? Good to know.


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TopicStop pirating music
Sami1000
09/10/17 4:54:31 PM
#9
Dustin1280 posted...
I used to pirate TONS of PC games, then steam became awesome and I almost never pirate games anymore.

I used to pirate TONS of music, then Amazon Prime Music was a thing and I almost never pirate music anymore.

I used to pirate TONS of movies, then netflix became a thing and I almost never pirate movies.


I might or might not be same as Dustin here. Its very likely i am, but i'm not necessarily saying yes here.
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TopicDo you exhibit any mannerisms you've picked up from video games? >_>
Sami1000
09/10/17 3:17:54 PM
#8
I try to up the graphics everytime i see yo momma!
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TopicJesus was a real person, but did he really do those supernatural farts?
Sami1000
09/10/17 3:12:50 PM
#4
See, that fucking hurricane irma? Its Jesus fart.
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TopicWhat CEgals are considered the female equivalent of ''Nice Guys'' here?
Sami1000
09/10/17 3:10:06 PM
#17
Squidkids posted...
Sami1000 posted...
Tadamoto24 posted...
There's no such thing as a female equivalent of a nice guy. Nice guys become bitter at women because they always go for the macho douchebags (who end up getting them pregnant and then leaving them) over them. There's no female equivalent of this because women don't any problem whatsoever of getting a man. I've never seen a woman become bitter because she can't get a man. It's so easy for them. Hell even Leana has had sex with 10 different guys.


Those do indeed exist, trust me. They just take a bit longer to become bitter.

does it count im bitter to some people on CE?


No, that's very hot, you sexy devil you.
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TopicWhat CEgals are considered the female equivalent of ''Nice Guys'' here?
Sami1000
09/10/17 2:53:42 PM
#14
Tadamoto24 posted...
There's no such thing as a female equivalent of a nice guy. Nice guys become bitter at women because they always go for the macho douchebags (who end up getting them pregnant and then leaving them) over them. There's no female equivalent of this because women don't any problem whatsoever of getting a man. I've never seen a woman become bitter because she can't get a man. It's so easy for them. Hell even Leana has had sex with 10 different guys.


Those do indeed exist, trust me. They just take a bit longer to become bitter.
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TopicRate the above user's post /10
Sami1000
09/10/17 2:51:44 PM
#2
This is a FUCKING post
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