Lurker > Robazoid

You're weird

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DAMN YOU SIR CHRIS. If not for you, I'd have had the greatest length.

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POST

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I just logged into Facebook after a year and one acquaintances status was 'oh no it hurts when I pee now time for a clinic visit'

I promptly left Facebook for another year.

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The last time I tried to make an account a site admin or someone with the power to answer those site message things told me they'd only activate it if I stopped making accounts.

Granted that was a few years ago but I have 250 or something so maybe they were imparting wisdom akin to a friend telling an alcoholic to stop drinking

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Oh jeez let me get in with four alts then

Haha suckers I'm taking my odds for winning this thing and multiplying them by five

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If I can sign up, can I have a robo-suit akin to Robocop? Technically he wielded his armor suit (definition of wield: to exercise (power, authority, influence, etc.), as in ruling or dominating.) Total domination of that suit man

Otherwise, a spear. Unless signups are close in which case uh wow this post is awkward

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I think this is a good time to point out that there was a whole argument centered around me in that topic. Specifically about whether or not I deserved credit for something. I've got top 10 ambitions here

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What about the levels in Sunshine, let's rate those

Uuh there was an amusement park level right? I didn't like that one

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This topic reminds me that I still haven't finished B8B4

Man it's been like five years since I last updated even

Anyway, good luck XIII!

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This topic is telling me that I never bothered to learn the SM64 level names

I mean, Shifting Sand Land and Lethal Lava Land make sense, but now we're arguing over Dry Dry Docks and the other water level and I don't know which has the Eel and which has the Bowser submarine. Do they both have an eel? God why can't I know this

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Elmo knows where you live!

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Get a gumball machine instead and pocket the extra cash

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I'm done with excessive drinking too because the last time I drank I had way too many shots of Kraken, made an ass of myself, and threw up twelve times the next morning.

Aughhhh new years eve

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I would've liked to be on the list because I'm pretty sure I had a top 10 finish in the best users of B8 contest or whatever where people voted for the best users. Granted that was like seven years ago but I was voted into the top 10! PEOPLE LOVE ME DAMN IT

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I honestly don't remember. Either way we all stole from Battle Royale so it's not like we've got a huge originality prize to win.

In any case, duel!

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Probably me I guess because you stole Battle Royale cred that XIII thinks is rightfully mine.

I challenge you to a duel... on the battlefield!

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I was actually literally just thinking 'hey look at that topic. If I'm mentioned at all it'll be for the Inviso thing or maybe Board 8 Battle' and bam, last two posts

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RollTheBones did it actually, I stole from him

I was totally the one who proved Inviso was pretending to be Harumi Nemoto though so hey I kind of made the list anyway even if I wasn't mentioned by name. Woo!

EDIT: Actually what RTB did wasn't technically a Battle Royale I don't think. He totally did a B8 story thing before I did though

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I had way more trouble than I'd like to admit reading Gamzee and Feferi's text. Gamzee hurt my eyes and Feferi made no goddamn sense until I actually thought about it every sentence even though it really wasn't that complex. I just couldn't do it automatically for some reason

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"YOU WERE DISCONNECTED FROM BATTLENET"

**** you let me log in with more than three characters in a row I'm a busy man with five accounts

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What if we do another round of troll rankings right now? It'd be just as long as this one and thus not longer.

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Ooooh no anything but that please I take it back I'm sorry

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Sollux is the uber best at everything he tries and he's always the hero and all the girls want him and he basically can't die.

He's a Mary Sue.

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Eridan is the best because he came to hate the two worst characters in the entire comic, Feferi and Sollux AKA Sollux is terrible and Eridan is God Tier.

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Karkat was too angry for me and reading his chatlogs were difficult for that reason. And Dave was great, he just faltered because he was by far the least present kid of the four in terms of being on-screen.

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Just binged on Homestuck.

John > Rose > Jade > Dave

Eridan > Terezi > Vriska > Tavros > Karkat > Gamzee > Nepeta > Aradia > Kanaya > Equius > Feferi > Sollux

Eridan is god tier. Sollux is Mary Sue tier

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I snorted Kool-Aid powder once

My sneezes were blue the rest of the day.

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"Attendance will not be taken, but your mark will nevertheless be decided based on how often you attend"

That might almost make sense if this weren't a class of 200 people where you'll never learn any of our names. Oy.

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Oh man I'm going to be able to induct someone else into the hobby-

Dawn of War II

Booooo! Hissss!

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Tell your family I'm sorry for their loss. Chances are good you'll be dead in the next 100 years and I wanted to get this done early.

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I'd treat it more like an action game than a horror game, honestly. Thought I did sometimes get scared when on the hull of the ship. Those dudes became sneaky as ****.

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No one needs the actual game name, or an obvious way to see that without checking every individual game. Even the game that has a picture so dark it looks like a snow... green fist thing, everyone will know what that is just off the top of their head.

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Whoa, Vlado is still here. And he's still channeling the same spirit as the time Inviso's picture was proven to just be a random Asian supermodel and he shrugged and said it was alright and not a lie.

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They open and close the front door. I guess they just figure anarchy for the back door you're supposed to use to exit the bus makes sense somehow.

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Might just be my cities buses (Calgary) but we've always had pressure doors that you push on to open.

That is until this ****ing new generation of buses where people being babies about germs made them switch to 'hands-free' motion sensors that don't work for ****. **** I hate riding those new buses.

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'WAVE HAND HERE TO OPEN BUS DOOR' should really say 'Haha, you're going to look like a moron because I don't work 90% of the time'.

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This isn't good tequila and IMHO tequila isn't any good on its own

But it's what's in the flask so hey

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These guys are going to get hit so hard when the Angry Birds fad dies even a little and 99% of their business becomes irrelevant and unprofitable.

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I have a flask of tequila

Worst idea ever

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He basically admitted that he's getting from her the same thing her boyfriend is getting. He's tapping that.

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my best friend's girlfriend

You sly dog

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You have to buy an Apple keyboard and blutooth it onto your phone

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These guys have done literally nothing else other than turn Metroid from a 10/10 platforming/exploration game into a mediocre FPS. What heroes!

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Can we move on now guys?

No, I don't think so. Edit the 6 pages you already have and tell us how many mistakes you caught before you thank me.

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I figure if I write 1 page every 10 hours,

Might want to put a bit of time into editing too.

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