Lurker > Robazoid

I came into this topic expecting to laugh and it seriously failed to deliver.

Get off the stage!

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And another thing, pornography needs a story. I seriously can't enjoy anything that begins at the sex. And not enough pornography has an aftermath. These two lesbian girls were teacher/student twenty minutes ago, show me the awkward post-sex conversation where they get dressed and the teacher begs the student not to tell anyone or she'll go to jail. Let me soak up the awkwardness.

Man I may have more fetishes than I realize...

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Pornography has to be lesbian, a girl solo, or POV. Anything else and I almost can't even fathom it unless the girl is amazing enough to counteract it, and even then I'm enjoying it despite the format, not because of it.

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Beer tastes bad to everyone. And tea serves in place of coffee, good sir (that, or pouring out half of the coffee for cream and sugar).

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Hey, I'm a supertaster too! I've never been able to eat but really bland things (other than sweet things, sugar is good even for picky eaters!) Even flavors I liked, such as orange juice, had to be really watered down mass-produced junk. Real orange juice still tasted alright but man, it was too powerful for me. I'm in the range of supertasters who hate almost everything though. I can't even eat pizza.

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Every ten minutes of 'hey this is fun, mining an asteroid is fun' had ten minutes of 'OMG WTF WHY ARE YOU SHOOTING ME I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING' 'lol carebear thinking you can mine asteroids in the newbie zone'.

There should be a Loser Mode where, when enabled, you just get to mine asteroids and no one can fight you. I'd buy an Asteroid Miner Simulation game for any amount of money if it was just EVE minus literally everyone else.

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At least you didn't have Chell/Glados winning this round. That's what I get for trying to find this years L-Block.

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That works better than Atrium. I didn't even know what an Atrium was until I looked it up. Thanks!

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Nexus doesn't describe the window at all though. Atrium is an architecture term for a building with a glass roof. But Atrium doesn't describe the nexus aspect at all. Nexus Atrium sounds stupid.

I hate this.

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So I'm trying to write a book scene in a spaceship and I'm completely blanking on what to call this section of the ship. It's been a week now and it's driving me bonkers.

It's kind of a central nexus of the ship with lots of hallways branching off from it. You basically have to go here to get anywhere else. One whole side has screens which are connected to cameras on the outside of the ship, giving the illusion of it being a wall of windows to space. But it's main purpose isn't to look outside so it isn't a viewing deck or observatory or anything, it just looks pretty.

Right now I have 'Main Atrium' but that feels wrong somehow. Help me.

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That sounds awful. Hair that long is practically an abomination imho

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I usually hate hair the length most guys have it, where it's grown out like an inch or god forbid fully shaved.

But hair that falls just to a girls neck is infinitely hotter than long hair (seriously long hair just bothers me unless it's in a ponytail or something).

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Thought for sure this would be 25 foods with secret gross properties, like apples using dead worms to look shiny or something. Instead it just made me sad.

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Give one teen in Riverdale AIDS and only Jughead would survive from that generation

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Not voting, but Chell is also basically guaranteed to be a virgin unless that theory she was one of the daughters on Take Your Daughter To Work Day has been debunked.

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What you do is agree, then turn in one of your worst research papers but with their title page stapled on to it. Then when they get an F because the topics don't match and come looking for you, say you'll accuse them of plagiarism and make it 100x worse if they don't start ponying up some cash.

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I'm the youngest son of a family of brothers. Getting my ass kicked consistently at every board game I've ever played from the age of six to around twelve sort of kept me from ever feeling bad about losing again. So no, I'm not 'that guy', unless 'that guy' takes losing in Risk at turn two like a man and doesn't say anything during the next two hours even though Risk isn't a spectator sport. But whatever, assume what you want about me to defend your precious silly game.

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I want to have your groups of friends where no one takes silly games 100% seriously, ever. There's always one guy who slowly ruins it for everyone with A2A.

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I've played it in groups ranging from parties to close friends to not-so-close friends to awkward family get-togethers. There is no situation or group of people that makes it good.

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Apples to Apples is a terrible game. I've played it with maybe a dozen different groups of people in all situations and it's funny for maybe ten minutes and then people start getting angry. The real issue was that there was never a set thing which decided victory, so some people put in cards that were literal only for the person to pick the opposite because it was more funny. And about halfway through, every time, someone would immediately start justifying their card the second it was flipped over, which ruined the anonymity of it all.

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And as like a final note, I'm sorry for never being here anymore and hi to everyone else (whoa it's Destoyer).

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Well I don't go back until like January 17th and tomorrow is my last day so what do I have to complain about, haha. Still, I have two whole 10% finals tomorrow so I should go to sleep. Those 20 multiple choice questions each test will only show in my grade if I ace them or fail them, but I should still make sure I show up.

Still, good hearing from you guys. And honestly thanks for finally settling that hair-tie thing, you won't know how many books that's stalled me out on (I like girls with ponytails >_>).

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Yeah, I love being a fourth year student with one semester left in this economy. It's all 'What are you doing after graduation?' 'Unemployed, you?' 'Unemployed'.

And thanks Han, hair-ties works. Now if only it wasn't 3 AM with me having to get up at 7:30 AM for two exams in a row, then I'd be set.

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No I wrote way more novels back in the day when I was here. Now I coast through University getting C's while not writing novels because I've yet to get further than two pages into something before the issues pile up and I have to stop. Hence this topic, >_>

What about you guys?

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Man scrunchy gives me a mental picture of those big ugly things. This girl has a small ponytail thing even though scrunchy is probably the correct term for all of them.

If only I were a girl. Then I wouldn't have to wonder, every time I defaulted to 'blouse' to describe that sleeveless shirt thing girls wear, if I was doing it wrong.

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Hey guys! But you know Weaku, I posted like four times in that topic on writing papers you had a few days ago so you have zero excuse for being surprised to see me. But hi!

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Not that I'm great now, don't get me wrong. There just once was a time where I wouldn't spend ten minutes wondering what the correct term for the end of a pen that doesn't write is, or if there's an actual word for that elastic thing girls use to make ponytails and I just don't know it, or how best to describe someones eyes moving while their head stays still. Once I could write two thousand words in an hour almost without stopping, rather than writing a hundred word paragraph which I then spend the next two hours editing while getting slowly more disgusted with myself. Back then, 'the house was about the size of an average sized house' didn't even make me blink. And I got a lot more **** done in those days.

Argh

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School should consist of teaching kids how to deep fry food at McDonalds. At least until some smartass PHD kids from India make a robot that can do that too.

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I can barely live in a regular house with other people after a night of listening to Silent Hill music on Youtube and realizing that I really need to walk down a dark flight of stairs to use the bathroom before I can get underneath some blankets and shiver myself to sleep.

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I'm not very fat so I don't think I'm the biggest friend anyone has ever had.

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XIII_rocks posted...
Ro-ROBAZOID?!

What's up man!

Last year of my History degree, and then it's time for sexy unemployment and eventual starvation in an alley somewhere. Woo.

What's up with all you guys?

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Good lord man, it's a research paper proposal. It's five paragraphs of what topic we want to do and why we chose our four sources. You didn't need to make a seven page proposal for a five page term paper. Stop making my two pages look bad.

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Even with 5000 word History papers, I don't start researching until like 5 PM the day before it's due. I learned long ago that if I tried doing it early I'd just end up going 'aaaagh this is so dumb why am I doing this early' that more time would be wasted than if I waited until the absolute last second and slapped myself every time I thought that by saying 'no this has to be done now you're literally not going to sleep tonight already even if you work with no breaks'.

I usually get B's, so hey, the system works.

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Go as a ghost, and not even a creative ghost. Dirty white sheet with holes cut for eyes ghost.

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I'm not alive, actually. At this point I'm 90% sure I've become a Snot Zombie.

GF/DB nominated

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I take it that you Mario/Sonic boys are struggling against the much more likely Mario/Bowser boys, but whatevs. Not my place to judge, I nominated it.

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Done, nominated them.

And staring at a bright light never worked for me, oddly it's coming my hair that makes me randomly sneeze but I don't keep a comb by my bed and even if I did I don't want to have to jump through all those hoops for something my body should do when I will it.

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Look body, I understand that it's gravity that makes half my face feel like it's a hazy water balloon filled with tar when I have a cold and I'm trying to sleep. That isn't your fault. And stuffing this gunk out through my nose is honestly preferable to any of the other options you could have chosen, I get that too (no anus snot plz). But I'm a crafty human who long ago learned that rolling over will slooooowly shift the snot from one side of my face to the other, and there are moments there where it's loose and ripe for the sneezing. So why do you only sneeze when it's good and stuffed to the point where sneezing makes it feel like my face just threw itself onto a grenade to save its comrades from the explosion and absolutely no shrapnel snot comes out? Let me control my own damn sneezes. You can keep heartbeat regulation and we'll still share breathing, but this is honestly something I think I can do better on my own.

Also, as a reward for reading this topic, give me some nominations because I really don't care but I should still probably use them. I'd prefer it if you kept them to ones that are legal within the rules and won't just be thrown out but I'll also not care enough to check so go nuts. I already used one for Liu Bei/Cao Cao but that's it.

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I'm actually 90% sure it was RollTheBones (forgot the exact username) who started the Battle fad thing, but thanks for mentioning me anyway!

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This sounds like bestiality S&M. I'm not into it myself, but I know a guy who can hook you up with some material if that's your thing. That guy... is PETA.

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It was a lot better before every comic became 20 panels long. The jokes are always the same, but in the olden days he'd be pithy and find a way to express it in one panel.

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