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(G)I-DLE - Oh My God
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om3n2ni8luE

chorus is slightly lacking, but i love its entire vibe.

also, their best mv.

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10. Kang Daniel - Jealous
9. Ong Seong Wu - Gravity
8. Itzy - Nobody Like You
7. Oneus - A Song Written Easily
6. NCT 127 - Love Me Now
5. NCT 127 - Elevator (127F)
4. NCT 127 - Kick It
3. NCT 127 - Day Dream
2. Itzy - Wannabe
1. Eyedi - J.us.T

quiet month understandably.

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https://twitter.com/girlgroupzone/status/1245603582881058819

this is a bummer, but also the language around it is kinda funny since they're a duo.

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https://www.asianjunkie.com/2020/03/31/jaejoong-reveals-he-has-been-hospitalized-with-covid-19-apologizes-for-being-careless/

when you thought the 'imagine' video would be the worst celebrity reaction to covid-19

i cannot process a person thinking this would be a good idea

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nice, just in time for the next one

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-3r-7CGOcY

is there a better pairing than 1thek and (g)i-dle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ43rZCbyGA

really enjoyed this whole interview (in 4 parts), really shows hui and jinho's passion for music. great performances too ofc.

someone convince me to watch idol producer 3.

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rewatching (g)i-dle's secret folder over and over in lieu of a comeback.

amazing how they excel at everything, even comedy.

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welcome home hyunseung

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ended up watching 8 hours of cheska talking about her kpop experience.

sucks that she's getting some heat because of twitter threads and clickbait sites mining it for soundbites - it being 8 hours of scattershot livestreams to a small audience is important context, and i'm not just saying that because i spent 8 hours watching it (well, mostly listening to it in the background).

we only have her perspective on what went down with the fiestar members, but she's pretty clear that that's what it is, and also who cares how true it is when it's personal drama that is 6+ years old about a group that disbanded 2 years ago - just allow her to vent and take it for what it is. (the wider critique is more important, though i suppose nothing we sadly haven't heard before.)

there's some stuff about other idols that she doesn't know for a fact, but the mea culpa is usually in there somewhere, and while it's unsubstantiated, the folks arguing that it can't be true only have what they believe from the carefully managed public image and their parasocial relationship.

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yeah, i agree. 'tension' just missed the cut, though it's a bit more well-worn territory for them.

and ofc the fan songs from the last 2 years are still great though not eligible here.

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10. Everglow - Dun Dun
9. Elris - Like I do
8. Pentagon - Zoom Up
7. Dreamcatcher - Red Sun
6. Pentagon - The Black Hall
5. Dreamcatcher - Black Or White
4. Henry - Thinking of You
3. Dreamcatcher - Scream
2. Gfriend - Labyrinth
1. Pentagon - Dr. BeBe

new bts is alright tho - their best title track in a while i think. 'we are bulletproof: the eternal' is the album highlight for me.

(edit - wait nvm just since 'idol', i guess i'm just saying i like it more than 'boy with luv')

also hey, first everglow song i like.

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the cheska thread is a trip:

https://twitter.com/candygirlsmp3/status/1233151687143108610

https://twitter.com/loonaalbum/status/1233409010923114497

lmao


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Dahee - Luh! (feat. Sole)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98WQIg14uXE

aw shit it's re dee, formerly of c-real!

Henry - Thinking of You
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvxaQiSQHe0

quite like this - i don't pay enough attention to his career to know how often he busts out the violin, but that part is great.


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'& new' might be my favourite eyedi song, but i think our taste diverge there often - you weren't as big on 'luv highway' either iirc.

i think a lot of baek yerin is a bit lethargic and slow for me generally.

also since we're talking the list, here are the last songs that were cut:
Oh Hayoung - Do You Miss Me?
Oh Hayoung - Don't Make Me Laugh
Bvndit - Dumb
Bvndit - Hocus Pocus
Kwon Jinah - 6:35 PM
Kang Xiwon - Passionate Love
FT Island - Quit

the fake laughing in don't make me laugh makes me laugh.

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also eyyy a video for one of my favourite b-sides with all 13 members:

WJSN - Hug U (Self Cam)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCXkk4Pynlg

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hyunseung is back in less than 2 weeks, and mystic girls have profile pictures and an ig account - things are looking up for me at last.

https://www.instagram.com/mystic.rookies/

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kinda put this down after my dog died 2 weeks ago because it was hard to focus, but i still want to finish this. how about a few quick honourable mention:

Observation (No Code)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDqy0aSmu8E

You get to be a shitty bumbling AI who gets lost constantly, which is very entertaining and does not ruin the otherwise unsettling atmosphere or slow-building suspense.

A Bewitching Revolution (Colestia)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-g7E1tOP4b4

Sometimes you want a nuanced and complex political discussion, and other times you just want some rousing polemic. In this game, you play a witch going around sparking a communist revolution. I've always liked games that involve slowly subverting a space, even more so when it's through tarot readings about the contradictions of capitalism.

Islanders (Grizzly Games)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnDWm9dpu3o

If you like adjacency bonuses, then this is the game for you. Between this and Superflight, Grizzly Games makes relaxing minimalist games that nail their one mechanic, and is definitely a developer to watch.

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Pentagon - Dr. BeBe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMIBLloecRI

ahhh love it

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i am at the stage where i am excited about anyone from 2nd gen doing anything, i casually follow some of the 3rd gen, and i never learn the names in any new groups even when they deliver consistently. in that spirit:

juniel is now in the duo poetic narrator. their songs have mvs but juniel isn't in them so who cares:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGU4xw8ruZ0

spica's boa and bohyung are forming a duo which is cool:
https://www.instagram.com/keem.bo/

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not a whole lot of overlap between our lists! looks like it was a slightly better year for debuts for you than me.

good to see 'bingbing'. that and 'red thread' were on consideration for oneus b-sides.

and damn, 'super special girl' missed the cut for me i've failed. still don't really know what the deal is with g-egg, either.

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what's the deal with dOra maar, like is it going to get an mv or

Gfriend - Labyrinth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4fuQh8pvBc

crossroads ain't bad, but this should have been the title track

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i did but i was bad at it

(will spend more time with it eventually)

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yeah, what'd you think of that ending? It's odd in the moment, though I liked it more on reflection. The change of heart from Dylan makes sense when you consider that he's actually been sitting with this for 20 years, which the game leverages to wrongstep the player, highlighting the limitations of what you can conclude from the archives. As ever, you piece together a person from pieces, which is limited by not just a conflation that ignores the passage of time, but because ultimately how someone presents themselves on the internet is not the full picture.

And then the apology itself which felt unearned, because well, it is. Confessing your crimes and eulogizing the victims in the program that killed them is some unsettling, psychopath shit. He's still a techbro chud who thinks in tech solutions no matter how clearly inappropriate.

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i've played a decent amount of his catalogue and should probably get around to anything i haven't. love his writings on games too.

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additional note: couldn't admit it at the time, but what really made me feel like a rube was not the mouse shake thing, but that the pizza song got stuck in my head and i ended up eating more pizza than normal.

also, i was just about to bump this! not in the headspace for it rn but i will get back to this soon.

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Pentagon

hell yes

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belatedly found out the new hyukoh came out a few days ago so nvm list is no longer accurate

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doing this anyway even though i've not paid attention to shit

10. Golden Child - Without You
9. Golden Child - I Love U Crazy!
8. Younha - Winter Flower (feat. RM)
7. Ateez - Precious
6. Younha - 26
5. Siyeon - Paradise
4. Ateez - Answer
3. OnlyOneOf - dOra maar
2. Ateez - Horizon
1. DreamNote - Wish

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quiet month, been listening to a lot of pimm's instead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAnTbbIMFok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcHQmla6bCQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfxdetmFJFo

man, hard to imagine this group without saya and esp. erisa

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6. Heaven's Vault (inkle)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghsVOE93C9o

A triumph of narrative design. Every decision you make is tracked and incorporated into a dynamically branching story, making for a very personalized journey. This isn't a new concept, but what's impressive is how seamlessly and subtly Heaven's Vault pulls it off. Choices that you didn't realize were choices, small bits of dialogue forming a larger profile, past actions influencing later options in unexpected ways. A lot of the game ends up missable, and it's impossible to see everything on your first playthrough. Not only that, the game sometimes forecloses on your options by making past areas inaccessible or pushing a conversation on before you're done. Some of this seems like it should be annoying, like the feeling of missing out, but they pull it off smartly. In a given playthrough, your options feel like they naturally extend from previous decisions, which properly motivates the action. This comes through particularly in how the game handles imperfect or even wrong information, which is key to its archaeological goals.

You can hit all the locations in any order, or even outright skip some, which means the game cannot fully control what information you have in any given encounter. Questions are posed every time you land on a site: What is this place? What was it for? Who lived here? And so on. What follows is a process that feels like science, involving exploring, synthesizing information, and positing then revising hypotheses. Maybe Aliya has a theory based on something overheard or a resemblance to a previous location, or maybe all she has to go on is an inscription on a statue. You havent encountered words similar enough to whats there, so you make the best guess you can. Its not locked in but itll have to do for now, and even if youre completely off-base, Aliya will reference her translation, testing it against the rest of what she finds. It isnt just a matter of getting more or less information, where it feels like you can min/max for the best order, because the conclusions being drawn are complex and personal, influencing the tenor of each scene. Presumably, a speedrun of the game would involve making a beeline for a few essential locations, especially since every location is there regardless of whether youve been told about it, and it would still have a coherent narrative, just one involving a lot more guesswork on Aliyas part.

I mentioned inscriptions and, oh yeah, they invented a written language for this game. Its a testament to how much the game has going on that I didnt lead with that, though I absolutely could have because it's great. Wherever you go, you find artifacts and buildings from an ancient civilization that seemed to love putting inscriptions on everything. Translation involves slotting in previous words youve encountered, and then guessing for new words you encounter. Theres a pictogramic quality to a lot of it and a lot of words are combinations of other words. Over time you pick up on more of the rules governing the language, like what symbols relate to plurality or which words have to do with water. Its not terribly complex the grammar rules are just English, and there arent any words or phrases without a clear English equivalent, as can happen with real languages. Its more like a giant system of symbols than anything with a rich social history, but it does make for a compulsive loop. There are momentous plot revelations elsewhere, but much of the game is about has this cozy build-up of knowledge by small increments. The satisfaction is like the sort I get from a jigsaw puzzle, where every small bit of progress feels good even though the big picture is a long way off. Confirming a translation is satisfying like connecting two puzzle pieces together, and ruling out a previous wrong translation is satisfying like collecting puzzle pieces of the same colour in a pile, in this very good metaphor.

Ive spent more time describing the storytelling than the story so far. It's not the main draw, but theres great stuff there, too. The dominant religion in the world is the Loop, which is the belief that time is cyclical, making Aliyas field of archaeology kind of fringe as many dont regard or even believe in history. There are robots that are not built, but dug out of the ground. Everything you learn is placed on a massive timeline which is cool, if a bit finicky to navigate. There are major themes I can comment on, but so far at least the details of the world function better as intriguing hooks, as archaeology revealing how much may be irretrievably lost and forever fragmentary.

On a smaller scale, you have the story of Aliya and her robot companion Six. Opinions on Aliya are a bit mixed from what Ive seen, but I think shes a great character. Perhaps there are dialogue choices that push her into being way more of an asshole, but for me she was just prickly, with a strained relationship with everyone she knows. My favourite bit of characterization is her uneasy relationship with her roots. As an Elborethan orphan taken as a child to imperial Iox she doesn't fully belong anywhere, and there are a lot of interesting moments where you decide how she identifies herself. Her relationship with Six is very malleable and lends a lot of colour to the world. At any point as you explore you can press Remark or Question which strikes up a conversation, which is a nice unobtrusive way to do lore.

Also, I mentioned it earlier, but its got some weird UI and movement. Its not Gabriel Knight 3 levels of weird, but a bit like an evolutionary step from a year after that rather than a game in 2019? I don't even know if I find it obtuse-bad or anarchronistic-charming, so I'm just mentioning it here and trailing off

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uggghh can mystic girls debut already

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whoa, you go big guy

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7. 10 Beautiful Postcards (thecatamites)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g334qBswGKc

10 Beautiful Postcards is an easy game to recommend but a rather harder game to explain. Im caught between calling it an utter joy and a transformative work, if were lucky, and hopefully I can express both without undermining either one. To describe the actual time spent pressing keys in front of the screen doesnt sound like much, but rather its appeal grows in the way it sits in the mind, and I dont necessarily value one type of experience above the other.

To put a name to it, its a flatgame a genre which involves moving through a flat non-hierarchical space in a non-linear fashion, with minimal traditional game mechanics. Focus shifts away from the systemic and structural towards the expressive and associative. The game mostly involves visiting 10 different hotels, through a collage of incongruous, fragmentary spaces. Hotels are sort of transient, liminal non-places of shape-shifting function rooms and parodies of home decor, which can be freighted with all sorts of affect without any one thing sticking to it, which works quite well here. Visually, its a wide mix of pencil sketches, scanned photographs, stock images, pixel art, clay, etc. In a Fantastic Arcade talk by thecatamites from 2017, he mentions that the development process is made to accommodate whatever medium he felt like working with that day, and all of it can be thrown in and configured later. You go through rooms in any order without knowing what to expect, each room a stream-of-consciousness extrapolation, a non-sequitur, or both or neither. A subconscious network of logic may form in the mind here and there, but thats about it. That said, its not a chaotic, random jumble, and there are motifs that emerge. A frequent character type is the absurd visionary/wannabe entrepreneur/eccentric chancer, who seem to see in hotels the possibility of imprinting their consciousness, of turning out a manifestation of their psyche. Think BioShock, then forget BioShock. Its not really like BioShock.

Its a funny game full of very good writing, but its always hard to convey jokes by describing them, especially here where theyre not really jokes and a lot of it is absorbed ambiently as you zip through a room. Sometimes jokes dont work out of context, but in this case its more like Im giving it too much context by sectioning it off, but here goes: Theres a room where a mouse orchestra is rehearsing, and the onomatopoeia in the text box below it reads parp parp. In the attic room above theres one mouse playing a clarinet who goes sob i got kicked out. Theres a museum with a text box above saying that this is the educational portion of the game, and the rest of the room are a bunch of giant rocks with the proprietor standing next to each with some variation of nope, dont know anything about this one. And these are some of the easier ones to describe because theres a bit of narrative connective tissue to discern, but I dont want to spoil too much of it. The writing exists as fragmented memories that seep into the subconscious, taking on an autonomous existence there. Theres no ambiguity, no promise that the bits would cohere, or that it will make sense in culmination. It is, as the store page says, a wonderful pile of rubble to sift through on your computer.

Whats astounding is the rawness on display. 10BP has greater freedom of choice than any of the games that sell themselves on that feature. This is perhaps a bold claim for a game where you press something other than a direction key only a handful of times, and all the choices are instantly reversible and completely inconsequential, but what it has is an unrestrained interpretive space. A choice-heavy game will signpost its big decisions, putting emphasis on what it deems important. At the least, if a game has essential information it will lock you into a cutscene or conversation and a hierarchy emerges just by the sequence of sentences. In 10BP? If a character has 5 things to say, theyre on the screen in 5 spots, movement and change all coexisting on the same plane. Time and space are flattened out and everything is given equal weight. Theres no distinction between foreground and background, interior and exterior. Theres no collision, which means you walk straight through walls which arent there, or even off into the surrounding void. Do you want to walk into the void? Probably not, since theres nothing out there, but theres nothing stopping you.

So much of video games is about not seeing, about solving for the underlying systems and recognizing whats important and whats window-dressing that can be safely ignored. Walk into a room with a lot waist-high objects and youre no longer in that room but in the anticipation of the combat arena to come when the conversation ends. Games are typically meta-games, but here theres no possibility of a meta layer when there is one layer, allowing for pleasure in the totality of the aesthetic experience.

Overall, pinball hotel is my favourite - 5 stars out of 5 will visit again.

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i'm tempted to get a switch for the upcoming animal crossing.

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Paratroopa1 posted...

but it does make things confusing when you need to find very roundabout ways to keep characters from murdering each other.

definitely had earlier runs where i wanted to work a few angles until it blew up in my face with one unexpectedly cutting another short through murder, but it was a good laugh mostly. that was the more fun part of the game for me - when I was trying to do too much without a clear goal other than seeing stuff, but cool game overall still.

also if you're looking for a screen hamlet to watch i recommend the 1980 BBC production starring derek jacobi, though you're right that ophelia doesn't get a great deal to work with in the play. there was the recent movie ophelia, but according to icon it's not very good, daisy ridley aside.

for a good screen ophelia - this is cheating, but watch slings and arrows.

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oh and with a baby on the way no less

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chen is getting married lol

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8. Hypnospace Outlaw (Tendershoot)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb4Jul496QE

A look at a few screenshot, and part of the appeal is apparent. Hypnospace Outlaw takes place in an alternate universe 1999, where you play a moderator for an internet accessed with a headband while you sleep, navigating a web directory of geocities/angelfire-type sites. Looping MIDIs, "Under Construction" signs, Winamp skins, a BonziBuddy pastiche it's got it all. Beyond the nostalgia trip, the game is very much its own thing. It being an alternate universe, a lot of fun comes from seeing a different development of 90s culture both internet and broader, some of which is recognizable as pastiche, but always developed in enough detail within the fiction itself that it doesn't feel like a reference hunt.

The nostalgia trip aspect is far from the most interesting aspect for me, but on that front it's well-realized. A big part of what makes it work is how seamless and faithful the interface is, with no modern concessions, and nothing like a stray menu or achievement to betray its world. There is an overarching plot which develops over multiple acts, but it emerges organically through e-mails and a few other tricks, without feeling like it's wrestling control away from the player. My process for these write-ups usually start with looking at screenshots I took as a memory aid, but turns out I didn't take any screenshots of this game. When I was in it I was in it, like falling out of our world into another. As such, perhaps it did not occur to me that I should take anything from Hypnospace when I left, as appropriate of the dreamscape it's supposed to be. Actually, that's not entirely true, because for at least a week after, I did take from it the reflex to shake my mouse to make stuff load faster, because that's a thing in HypnOS. This, to be clear, makes me feel like a rube, so your mileage may vary on whether or not this is a point in its favour.

At its core, it's a detective game. The game doesn't give you much direction beyond introducing types of violations to moderate, allowing you to freely explore as you wish. Another reason I forgot to take screenshots, a reason I can better live with, is that often the significance of what I might have wanted to remember would not have been obvious immediately, but accumulated from a series of pages encountered over the course of several hours. It feels a lot like the moments of revelation in Her Story, except here those moments can also come back as an unexpected puzzle clue. As mentioned, there is a plot progression which has plot triggers, but the necessary information is spread out, and hidden well enough beneath in-character writing that is funny and amusing in their own right. Exploring new pages and solving puzzles are both enjoyable, and work in service of each other.

This gameplay loop also expresses a theme, which is that despite the old internet looking a lot scrappier, it was, of course, still ruled by corporate interests. As an enforcer, you have a foot in both worlds, seeing both the fallout in a community you've immersed yourself in, and the corporatespeak e-mail which doesn't care. The enforcer has a clear vantage point to see how capital ruins everything, while, sure, playing a small compartmentalized role in the process. A constant tension is how the corporate can never fully anticipate the users. As such, a lot of the puzzle solving involve finding the ways users subvert the feature set of HypnOS. You spend a lot of time trying to get to hidden pages, which are responses to both moderation and the inadequacy of the pre-set zones. What you encounter aren't just neat easter eggs for the player, but emerging out of the needs and developments of community, which gives the archeological feel of tracing footsteps in a lived-in place. The time period, more than just being nostalgia, marks Hypnospace as not only a spectre of the past but of lost futures. The early internet was a tech utopian vision projecting a fake future that will never arrive. The excitement over the newness and the limitless potential are on display, but increasingly it turned out to be a massive nothing as just corporate messaging after all, and revisting the past turns up mostly defunct commodities.

Of course, we don't need a headband to go back to the 1999, because it never actually died. You absolutely do not need to have been on the internet back then to recognize this game, because the aesthetic still exists even if mostly as kitsch. Kids know vapourwave. There are music videos created in 2019 with digitally-created VHS degradation. Remember a decade ago when everything from the 80s was back, possibly because that was the group with the disposable income, with the assumption that in 10 years we'd be inundated with 90s nostalgia? Turns out, sure, but also the 80s are still fucking here. Nothing ever dies, only shorn of meaning and subsumed into the eternal present. The aesthetic is all that's left. Hypnospace Outlaw is more haunted than that, though. It opens up the past not because it was better, but to remind ourselves that it doesn't have to be that way.

Now, the real internet experience I need captured is an AsianAvenue page full of chibi Final Fantasy gifs and AzN pRiDe.

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will listen to both of those later, but for now uhh X1 is disbanding.

kinda surprised, but i guess while the fanbase is still there, the controversy would make it hard to land a lot of gigs.

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side note: listening to waypoint's goty stuff and yes, rob's thoughts on nora in eliza was exactly mine, and why i tended to keep her at arm's length.

and the solitaire does slap - going back to finish it on expert was the last thing i did, so for me the canonical ending was evelyn going out to the waterfront to make her pivotal decision, whipping out her phone to play solitaire for an hour, then going home without deciding anything.

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9. Elsinore (Golden Glitch)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbWsmc1OhOg

On my way to the dungeon for an interrogation I pass by Hamlet in the hall for the first time in days. Hamlet, you see, is a background character in The Adventures of Bernardo and Ophelia: Spyhunter, a prince with an unremarkable arc of vowing revenge and then getting on with it the next day without much fuss.

Of the emerging trend of time loop mysteries in clockwork worlds, Elsinore has to be one of the most ambitious. The thing that would most likely break a game like this is people, and Elsinore lets you influence a bunch of them, driving the plot far from its source material, and weaving a tangled narrative web of dependencies. As indicated above, the entire basis of the play can be resolved on day 1, and there are so many other possibilities like it. As such, the game is an elaborate work of fanfiction, extrapolating for what-ifs, filling narrative gaps, and drawing new connections. Time never stops moving, and you have the freedom to follow whoever you want, so the game must fill in what characters get up to between scenes of the play, which was fun for me as someone who knows the play pretty well. For example, you can discover that Horatio and Gertrude have a friendly relationship that involves occasional walks by the garden, a detail that is not part of the play at all, but for me instantly recalls and contextualizes Horatios presence in the royal court in Act 4 after Hamlet has left for England, and then Im thinking back to other Horatio lines to see how they can be read to support this detail. So yeah, thrilling stuff.

Right, so that is what Hamlet brings to the time loop, but what does the time loop bring back to Hamlet? Perhaps more than Hamlet, a time loop evokes the prophecy in Macbeth, of a future that has become more real than the present, and of an inevitable order reinstated through disorder. Its not like Shakespeare needs help giving weight to tragedy, but a time loop reinforces an eerie sense of inevitability, even through accident and coincidence. The play is so wrapped up in Hamlets shit that we lose sight of how many other problems there are in rotten Denmark, which Elsinore builds on.

Ultimately, this isnt really Shakespeares Hamlet, the character or the play. Characters are changed and expanded considerably, the game has its own themes, and of course, Hamlet isnt even the main character here, Ophelia is. Shakespeares Hamlet is a contradictory character for a contradictory time, who falls apart in the space between himself and his actions, which is why his dilemma is unresolved. But in Elsinore, he along with everyone else, are less characters and more game mechanic. The funny thing about the set-up is that the clockwork world imagines them with fuller lives like real people, but the time loop turns them into programmatic, manipulated signs. Theres a scene in the play where Hamlet gets offended that Rosencrantz and Guildenstern would play him like a pipe, would believe they know his stops, and can predict and control him. This is exactly what you do in Elsinore. Tell Hamlet x after y and he will do z, every time. So yeah, get over yourself Hamlet. Cheer up, you melancholy Dane.

Thinking about it further though, Hamlet would work as a video game character, and the play would work as a video game. Like a video game character, Hamlet is a blackbox, a series of gestures and a costume filling a role, and hiding a lack of any inner essence. Hamlet the play is bloated and occasionally inexplicable, like the midsection filler of a JRPG driven by the need for content and the expectations of a 60-hour playtime. The problem with Hamlet is he lacks an objective correlative according to T.S. Eliot, and why, isnt that just ludonarrative dissonance and wait where are you going

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10. Mutazione (Die Gute Fabrik)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1zN28WvtSE

Mutazione is a quiet, laidback game about community and gardening. You play Kai, a teenager spending her summer vacation taking care of a sick grandfather shes never met in her mothers childhood hometown, the Mutazione, which shes never known. The Mutazione is an island that was struck by a meteor over 100 years ago, killing most of the inhabitants and leaving the survivors with mutations. What remains in the present day is the wreckage of old buildings, overgrown by lush flora and fauna, and at the centre of it a giant tree, depended on by the tiny community of mutants who remain, isolated from the rest of the world.

What I love about this game is the roundedness of all its characters, the focus on their daily existence, and the way it folds you into the fabric of the community. Theres backstory to the place, but there isnt a lore dump or a list of questions you can run down. People have their own lives to get on with, and youre walking into existing dynamics, rather than being the player-character at the centre of the universe. Night in the Woods is a good point of reference, in the abandoned small town with deep wounds sense, though with less focus on the protagonists relationships specifically, and more on communal life. Often your presence is incidental and youre just overhearing an event and making a comment in passing. The store page describes it as a mutant soap opera where small-town gossip meets the supernatural which is apt. It has fun with soap opera melodramatics in places, but mostly this applies because of its focus on interpersonal drama, and the ripples of actions on a small, diminishing community across generations. Gradually, you learn about traumas both personal and cultural, but its never overwhelming and always grounded in humanity and daily life. On a top level, the Mutazione is reckoning with the scars of colonialism, of what was taken from them individually and collectively, of past events that suck them in and position them as the traumatised. Extended from that are anxieties about the future, either that there is none or that it bears no more than permutations of the past.

All of which are far too big for one kid to tackle in a few weeks. There are no easy answers, and youre not tasked with fixing anything. For the most part you can offer a sympathetic ear, or sometimes the best thing to do is to give someone space. Other times, the best thing to do is garden. Over the course of the game, your grandpa making a number of gardens for various individual reasons as well as one overarching goal on which hes mostly vague. Its not a particularly involved process you pick up seeds in the world or harvested from your other plants, each plant corresponds with a mood and a corresponding song you can play to make them grow, as well as an instrument sound they produce. Plants also require different soil types with limited space for each, which does a good job of ensuring variety in your plot. Beyond that you just go by what looks or sounds good to you, while making sure that everything has enough room to mature and whatnot. Initially, you have to plant enough to fill a meter which doesnt take much, and beyond that its a mechanic you can engage with as much or as little as you want. Now and then I liked to stop and tinker a bit, switching it up, sitting back and listening while working out the balance I want, all of which was a nice and soothing experience. Theres a mysticism and ritual aspect to the gardens, but the game, I thought, avoided the possible hokey primitivism by grounding it in the communal. On top of the medicinal or otherwise practical usage of some of what you plant, what youre doing is a lot about revitalizing a communal space, making it less like arcane magic, and more about the symbolic weight of the act when approached with the right frame of mind.

Also, theres a group of mutated, entrepreneurial sausages constantly discussing gaps in the market they should capitalize on while one of them gently reminds the rest that the Mutazione only has about a dozen inhabits and doesnt even use money. Theyre great.

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speedrunning in brothers makes a lot of sense actually given the urgency of your quest! always galled me a bit how the game directs you towards sitting on a bench to take in the environment when your father's on his deathbed.

gone home's a lifetime movie on a plot-level but elevated so so much by the sense of place and being able piece it together yourself. i love it, but at least some of that initial excitement was for the games it would inspire.

good to see oneshot - absolutely lovely stuff.

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feel special's alright! though pretty similar to fancy while being outclassed for me.

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folks the wait is over. here's my 2019 top 100:

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLCMoLL8mA8ny0d6xhGmQs1Pv5Y6pf48CJ

100. Seventeen - Home
99. AKMU - Whale
98. BTS - Mikrokosmos
97. Golden Child - Compass
96. Red Velvet - Psycho
95. Loona - Butterfly
94. Favorite - Loca
93. Mamamoo - Destiny
92. EXO - Obsession
91. Monsta X - Play it Cool

90. Ariaz - Moonlight Aria
89. Onewe - Reminisce about All
88. Kim Donghan - Focus
87. TXT - Run Away
86. Day6 - Emergency
85. Oneus - Twilight
84. Stray Kids - Miroh
83. Oh My Girl - Vogue
82. Astro - All Night
81. Bol4 - Seattle Alone

80. Golden Child - Lately
79. Dreamcatcher - Over the Sky
78. ONF - Yayaya
77. Blackpink - Kick It
76. Kim Woosung - Face
75. TRCNG - Missing
74. Nature - Oopsie (My Bad)
73. NCT 127 - Highway to Heaven
72. Golden Child - Wannabe
71. Taemin - Want

70. ONF - We Must Love
69. IZ - Final Kiss
68. DALsooobin - Katchup
67. Lovelyz - Close To You
66. IU - Love Poem
65. (G)I-DLE - Lion
64. AOA - Come See Me
63. The Boyz - D.D.D
62. NCT Dream - Boom
61. Dreamcatcher - Deja Vu

60. U-Know - Swing (feat. BoA)
59. CLC - Me
58. Blackpink - Don't Know What To Do
57. ONF - Why
56. Lim Hyunsik - Black
55. Itzy - Dalla Dalla
54. PinkFantasy - Fantasy
53. Weki Meki - Tiki-Taka (99%)
52. Ateez - Utopia
51. CLC - Like It

50. Takeuchi Miyu - My Type
49. G-reyish - Kkili Kkili
48. Swervy - Art Gang Money (feat. Reddy)
47. Sulli - Dorothy
46. IU - Above the Time
45. Sunmi - Noir
44. Itzy - Icy
43. G-reyish - Candy
42. CLC - Show
41. U-Know - Follow

40. Limesoda - Wave
39. Lim Hyunsik - Dear Love
38. Taeyeon - Four Seasons
37. BewhY - Gottasadae
36. DIA - Woowa
35. Dreamcatcher - Silent Night
34. IN2IT - Run Away
33. (G)I-DLE - Put It Straight
32. Nature - I'm So Pretty
31. Dreamcatcher - Piri

30. GWSN - Growing ~ for Groo
29. CLC - Devil
28. SuperM - I Can't Stand the Rain
27. WJSN - Luckitty-cat
26. Gfriend - Sunrise
25. Ateez - Wonderland
24. CLC - I Need U
23. Saturday - WiFi
22. Day6 - Time of Our Life
21. Ateez - Say My Name

20. Sulli - Goblin
19. GWSN - Pinky Star (Run)
18. Twice - Fancy
17. Golden Child - She's My Girl
16. Apink - Eung Eung
15. WJSN - You Got
14. SuperM - 2 Fast
13. Eyedi - & New
12. Ateez - Promise
11. Oh My Girl - The Fifth Season

10. WJSN - WW
9. Oneus - Valkyrie
8. DreamNote - Hakuna matata
7. WJSN - As You Wish
6. Pentagon - Sha La La
5. Stray Kids - Side Effects
4. ACE - Under Cover
3. WJSN - Boogie Up
2. Pentagon - Spring Snow
1. CLC - No

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number of artists represented: 64, 28 male 35 female 1 mixed (65 last year)
songs by female artists: 56 (60 last year)
songs by male artists: 43 (40 last year)
songs by a mixed group: 1 (AKMU)

number of b-sides: 33 (21 last year)
most represented groups:
CLC - 6 (2 last year)
WJSN - 5 (3 last year)
Golden Child - 4 (4 last year)
-last year, the most were Golden Child and Loona (if combining all units and solos) at 4
most from a company: Cube and SM both at 12 (both at 11 last year)

JYP: 7 (7 last year)
YG: 3 (3 last year)
songs by 2019 rookies: 6 (there were 22 from 2018 rookies last year)

a lot of this year's debuts didn't land for me (plenty of songs from last year's rookies still though), but otherwise pretty damn consistent.

i can't even name half of the golden child members, but here they are maintaining their number despite being gone for most of the year. maybe i should learn.

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def. need to play last window one of these days.

if only that series got shiny pc ports like the phoenix wright games.

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i mean fuck kpop i agree, but what if a lot of it

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLCMoLL8mA8ny0d6xhGmQs1Pv5Y6pf48CJ

100. Seventeen - Home
99. AKMU - Whale
98. BTS - Mikrokosmos
97. Golden Child - Compass
96. Red Velvet - Psycho
95. Loona - Butterfly
94. Favorite - Loca
93. Mamamoo - Destiny
92. EXO - Obsession
91. Monsta X - Play it Cool

90. Ariaz - Moonlight Aria
89. Onewe - Reminisce about All
88. Kim Donghan - Focus
87. TXT - Run Away
86. Day6 - Emergency
85. Oneus - Twilight
84. Stray Kids - Miroh
83. Oh My Girl - Vogue
82. Astro - All Night
81. Bol4 - Seattle Alone

80. Golden Child - Lately
79. Dreamcatcher - Over the Sky
78. ONF - Yayaya
77. Blackpink - Kick It
76. Kim Woosung - Face
75. TRCNG - Missing
74. Nature - Oopsie (My Bad)
73. NCT 127 - Highway to Heaven
72. Golden Child - Wannabe
71. Taemin - Want

70. ONF - We Must Love
69. IZ - Final Kiss
68. DALsooobin - Katchup
67. Lovelyz - Close To You
66. IU - Love Poem
65. (G)I-DLE - Lion
64. AOA - Come See Me
63. The Boyz - D.D.D
62. NCT Dream - Boom
61. Dreamcatcher - Deja Vu

60. U-Know - Swing (feat. BoA)
59. CLC - Me
58. Blackpink - Don't Know What To Do
57. ONF - Why
56. Lim Hyunsik - Black
55. Itzy - Dalla Dalla
54. PinkFantasy - Fantasy
53. Weki Meki - Tiki-Taka (99%)
52. Ateez - Utopia
51. CLC - Like It

50. Takeuchi Miyu - My Type
49. G-reyish - Kkili Kkili
48. Swervy - Art Gang Money (feat. Reddy)
47. Sulli - Dorothy
46. IU - Above the Time
45. Sunmi - Noir
44. Itzy - Icy
43. G-reyish - Candy
42. CLC - Show
41. U-Know - Follow

40. Limesoda - Wave
39. Lim Hyunsik - Dear Love
38. Taeyeon - Four Seasons
37. BewhY - Gottasadae
36. DIA - Woowa
35. Dreamcatcher - Silent Night
34. IN2IT - Run Away
33. (G)I-DLE - Put It Straight
32. Nature - I'm So Pretty
31. Dreamcatcher - Piri

30. GWSN - Growing ~ for Groo
29. CLC - Devil
28. SuperM - I Can't Stand the Rain
27. WJSN - Luckitty-cat
26. Gfriend - Sunrise
25. Ateez - Wonderland
24. CLC - I Need U
23. Saturday - WiFi
22. Day6 - Time of Our Life
21. Ateez - Say My Name

20. Sulli - Goblin
19. GWSN - Pinky Star (Run)
18. Twice - Fancy
17. Golden Child - She's My Girl
16. Apink - Eung Eung
15. WJSN - You Got
14. SuperM - 2 Fast
13. Eyedi - & New
12. Ateez - Promise
11. Oh My Girl - The Fifth Season

10. WJSN - WW
9. Oneus - Valkyrie
8. DreamNote - Hakuna matata
7. WJSN - As You Wish
6. Pentagon - Sha La La
5. Stray Kids - Side Effects
4. ACE - Under Cover
3. WJSN - Boogie Up
2. Pentagon - Spring Snow
1. CLC - No

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alright, calling it.

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLCMoLL8mA8ny0d6xhGmQs1Pv5Y6pf48CJ

100. Seventeen - Home
99. AKMU - Whale
98. BTS - Mikrokosmos
97. Golden Child - Compass
96. Red Velvet - Psycho
95. Loona - Butterfly
94. Favorite - Loca
93. Mamamoo - Destiny
92. EXO - Obsession
91. Monsta X - Play it Cool

90. Ariaz - Moonlight Aria
89. Onewe - Reminisce about All
88. Kim Donghan - Focus
87. TXT - Run Away
86. Day6 - Emergency
85. Oneus - Twilight
84. Stray Kids - Miroh
83. Oh My Girl - Vogue
82. Astro - All Night
81. Bol4 - Seattle Alone

80. Golden Child - Lately
79. Dreamcatcher - Over the Sky
78. ONF - Yayaya
77. Blackpink - Kick It
76. Kim Woosung - Face
75. TRCNG - Missing
74. Nature - Oopsie (My Bad)
73. NCT 127 - Highway to Heaven
72. Golden Child - Wannabe
71. Taemin - Want

70. ONF - We Must Love
69. IZ - Final Kiss
68. DALsooobin - Katchup
67. Lovelyz - Close To You
66. IU - Love Poem
65. (G)I-DLE - Lion
64. AOA - Come See Me
63. The Boyz - D.D.D
62. NCT Dream - Boom
61. Dreamcatcher - Deja Vu

60. U-Know - Swing (feat. BoA)
59. CLC - Me
58. Blackpink - Don't Know What To Do
57. ONF - Why
56. Lim Hyunsik - Black
55. Itzy - Dalla Dalla
54. PinkFantasy - Fantasy
53. Weki Meki - Tiki-Taka (99%)
52. Ateez - Utopia
51. CLC - Like It

50. Takeuchi Miyu - My Type
49. G-reyish - Kkili Kkili
48. Swervy - Art Gang Money (feat. Reddy)
47. Sulli - Dorothy
46. IU - Above the Time
45. Sunmi - Noir
44. Itzy - Icy
43. G-reyish - Candy
42. CLC - Show
41. U-Know - Follow

40. Limesoda - Wave
39. Lim Hyunsik - Dear Love
38. Taeyeon - Four Seasons
37. BewhY - Gottasadae
36. DIA - Woowa
35. Dreamcatcher - Silent Night
34. IN2IT - Run Away
33. (G)I-DLE - Put It Straight
32. Nature - I'm So Pretty
31. Dreamcatcher - Piri

30. GWSN - Growing ~ for Groo
29. CLC - Devil
28. SuperM - I Can't Stand the Rain
27. WJSN - Luckitty-cat
26. Gfriend - Sunrise
25. Ateez - Wonderland
24. CLC - I Need U
23. Saturday - WiFi
22. Day6 - Time of Our Life
21. Ateez - Say My Name

20. Sulli - Goblin
19. GWSN - Pinky Star (Run)
18. Twice - Fancy
17. Golden Child - She's My Girl
16. Apink - Eung Eung
15. WJSN - You Got
14. SuperM - 2 Fast
13. Eyedi - & New
12. Ateez - Promise
11. Oh My Girl - The Fifth Season

10. WJSN - WW
9. Oneus - Valkyrie
8. DreamNote - Hakuna matata
7. WJSN - As You Wish
6. Pentagon - Sha La La
5. Stray Kids - Side Effects
4. ACE - Under Cover
3. WJSN - Boogie Up
2. Pentagon - Spring Snow
1. CLC - No

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