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TopicYou can be a male in perfect health, and still not be good enough.
Orlando_Jordan
12/03/21 3:25:15 PM
#1
Because you aren't tall enough. Or aren't handsome enough. Conversely, you can be a female with mental health issues, a family history of physical health problems, and dozens of suitors will still line up to date you.
TopicThe most sensitive girl I've ever seen in my life! Imagine being this privileged
Orlando_Jordan
12/03/21 2:43:30 AM
#1
TopicFL Supreme Court rules defendants can be punished for pleading the fifth
Orlando_Jordan
12/02/21 4:36:52 PM
#15
Biden's America
TopicC/D: Women decide if you get to be happy.
Orlando_Jordan
12/02/21 12:30:46 PM
#1
nt
TopicWhy don't incels just get a mail order bride?
Orlando_Jordan
12/02/21 1:58:24 AM
#6
apolloooo posted...
Dont support human traficking
What? Some women want US citizenship.
TopicWhy don't incels just get a mail order bride?
Orlando_Jordan
12/02/21 1:53:52 AM
#4
Alteres posted...
Money?

Plus it takes some balls.
Just save up.
TopicWhy don't incels just get a mail order bride?
Orlando_Jordan
12/02/21 1:51:51 AM
#1
Seems like an easy solution to me.
TopicWhy won't Joe Biden legalize marijuana?
Orlando_Jordan
12/01/21 1:50:04 PM
#33
Xethuminra posted...
People outing themselves ITT

... Honestly, I think most of us are glad to turn a blind eye to what's happening on the ground level of politics in America. As long as he keeps repairing the damage done by Trump, I can personally say I don't care what figureheads have to say unless it pertains directly to me. Example: go back to daft like jack on violent games & see how I react
"Repairing the damage done by Trump." The guy has done jack shit other than print money and raise gas prices.
TopicWhy won't Joe Biden legalize marijuana?
Orlando_Jordan
12/01/21 1:33:00 PM
#27
nfearurspecimn posted...
leave it up to the states to decide imo. if you want to live in a marijuana free state you should be able to if you want.
You realize what happened to FPS Russia, right? His life and career were ruined because marijuana wasn't federally legal.
TopicWhy won't Joe Biden legalize marijuana?
Orlando_Jordan
12/01/21 12:23:44 PM
#1
What is this clown doing?
TopicRemember all the girls in college you tried to get at?
Orlando_Jordan
12/01/21 12:53:27 AM
#2
They didn't, though. Did they?
TopicRemember all the girls in college you tried to get at?
Orlando_Jordan
11/30/21 6:07:43 PM
#1
I bet you'd remember college more fondly if they slept with you.
TopicWhere did my Duncanwii topic go?
Orlando_Jordan
11/30/21 2:43:20 PM
#2
Duncanwii:

TopicIf you have sex in Mark Zuckerberg's Metaverse, you're still a virgin.
Orlando_Jordan
11/30/21 2:11:48 PM
#3
jumi posted...
Zuckerberg has Prima Nocta. He has the right to have Meta sex with anyone on their first day in Meta.
Zuckerberg will get cancelled in real life if he doesn't respect virtual consent.
TopicIf you have sex in Mark Zuckerberg's Metaverse, you're still a virgin.
Orlando_Jordan
11/30/21 12:57:03 AM
#1
It doesn't count. Sorry.
TopicHa ha ha, accidentally slamming into Arugula's car.
Orlando_Jordan
11/29/21 10:22:01 PM
#1
Now both of us are paying higher prices for car insurance.
TopicImagine not getting any matches on Tinder.
Orlando_Jordan
11/29/21 1:36:10 AM
#10
Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...
Or a 500 lb single mom "not looking for a hookup"
LOL
TopicImagine not getting any matches on Tinder.
Orlando_Jordan
11/29/21 1:10:45 AM
#1
lmao, how ugly do you have to be?
TopicRemember that old teacher you had when you were a kid?
Orlando_Jordan
11/29/21 12:45:12 AM
#1
Well, he/she is probably gone by now...
TopicRespect Satan.
Orlando_Jordan
11/28/21 5:59:59 PM
#6
Tobi011 posted...
Do you mean Lucifer or Satan? Because those two are actually two different people.
Explain.
TopicRespect Satan.
Orlando_Jordan
11/28/21 5:57:50 PM
#3
Zikten posted...
I agree. I've heard Satan kills like maybe a couple people in the Bible. And even then I think its on God's orders

Meanwhile God murders millions.
Right? And he's the good guy?
TopicRespect Satan.
Orlando_Jordan
11/28/21 4:40:37 PM
#1
He tried to save us from an evil God who drowned the world, saw that the tower of Babel was causing world peace and separated everyone, and cucked a man who did NOTHING wrong, named Job.
TopicI'm sorry for asking if you had a penis.
Orlando_Jordan
11/28/21 4:09:36 PM
#1

TopicI don't understand why Kyle Rittenhouse is demonized.
Orlando_Jordan
11/28/21 3:11:44 PM
#1
He defended himself against 3 bad men with criminal records. One was a convicted felon.
TopicWould you have sex with a MILF?
Orlando_Jordan
11/27/21 8:49:59 PM
#1
If she wanted you?
TopicWhat do you think of bars that charge a cover charge?
Orlando_Jordan
11/26/21 4:09:34 PM
#1
Just to go in?
TopicWhat's it like to be ugly?
Orlando_Jordan
11/26/21 3:06:57 PM
#2
bump
TopicWhat's it like to be ugly?
Orlando_Jordan
11/26/21 2:25:06 PM
#1
I wouldn't know.
TopicPeople really be misspelling Gandhi's good name.
Orlando_Jordan
11/25/21 12:50:41 PM
#1
Spelling it "Ghandi."
TopicIt seems like we'll never solve racism.
Orlando_Jordan
11/25/21 11:18:33 AM
#1
What do you think?
TopicWhen a girl says "I have a boyfriend."
Orlando_Jordan
11/24/21 11:27:31 AM
#1
You say "aw, shucks" and leave. Chad says "that's cool, I have a girlfriend" and they keep talking, and he brings her home that night.
TopicRemember "Game of Thrones"?
Orlando_Jordan
11/24/21 2:52:27 AM
#1
no
TopicKyle Rittenhouse did nothing wrong.
Orlando_Jordan
11/24/21 2:51:47 AM
#43
Kloe_Rinz posted...
Hes a bad person and he wanted to kill someone, thats why he travelled there and tried to create a scenario where he was legally allowed to kill someone in self defence
He was trying to protect his community from being burned to the ground, clean up graffiti, and give people aid.
TopicKyle Rittenhouse did nothing wrong.
Orlando_Jordan
11/24/21 2:37:35 AM
#41
YourDrunkFather posted...
The laws need to be changed. Its fucked up people are allowed to shoot you when youre trying to attack them
WTF? Don't attack someone who has a gun. That's how you win a Darwin award.
TopicKyle Rittenhouse did nothing wrong.
Orlando_Jordan
11/23/21 5:00:03 PM
#9
EndOfDiscOne posted...
The motherfucker crossed state lines
To turn himself in because the local police station was barricaded.
TopicKyle Rittenhouse did nothing wrong.
Orlando_Jordan
11/23/21 4:50:56 PM
#3
Naysaspace posted...
you aren't deleting this lol
Why would I?
TopicKyle Rittenhouse did nothing wrong.
Orlando_Jordan
11/23/21 4:49:39 PM
#1
He supports Black Lives Matter. He didn't support burning down car lots. And why should anybody? How does destroying your community help your cause? He acted in self defense, and I'm tired of people being disingenuous.
TopicIn middle school, I read a self-defense martial arts book in the library.
Orlando_Jordan
11/23/21 11:36:19 AM
#1
When I tried to fight my bully using the technique in the book to move his punches out of the way, it didn't work and I lost.
TopicI kind of want to give a bj... Maybe?
Orlando_Jordan
11/22/21 11:26:25 PM
#19
MedeaLysistrata posted...
I mean it probably wouldn't be hard but I would want to see a recent STD test too
lol, no one is going to get an STD test just to get a BJ from a dude from gamefaqs.gamespot.com. Maybe if you were a model or something, they would.
TopicWhat the hell is Joe Biden doing?
Orlando_Jordan
11/22/21 3:07:39 PM
#11
Doom_Art posted...
tc you support donald j trump lol
He created jobs. Who cares if he said mean things?
TopicWhat the hell is Joe Biden doing?
Orlando_Jordan
11/22/21 3:02:16 PM
#5
Cocytus posted...
Let's go brandon...
Exactly. Trump made the economy the strongest it's been in 20 years. Joe Biden is faltering every day.
TopicWhat the hell is Joe Biden doing?
Orlando_Jordan
11/22/21 2:59:24 PM
#1
Gas prices are rising, the value of the US dollar is decreasing. Can this senile old man do anything right?
TopicEverything Modern sucks.
Orlando_Jordan
11/22/21 2:43:42 PM
#34
Now you know how boomers feel.
TopicGuys are the liherals triggered yet?
Orlando_Jordan
11/22/21 2:42:34 PM
#5
nfearurspecimn posted...
i mean I was joking but you do you i guess
TC dates Trigglypuff.
TopicDo landlords get an unfair amount of hate?
Orlando_Jordan
11/21/21 8:20:32 PM
#1
They provide housing to people who cant afford to buy a house yet. Theyre providing a service to people. They have to pay property taxes on the home theyre renting out, and perhaps the mortgage isnt even paid off yet. The average landlord is probably barely profiting.
TopicC/D: The biggest problem the average woman has
Orlando_Jordan
11/21/21 12:03:07 PM
#1
Is deciding which handsome, muscular, tall suitor to choose from.
TopicWhy do people complain about overdraft fees?
Orlando_Jordan
11/21/21 3:42:30 AM
#16
Kloe_Rinz posted...
Why?
Because it isn't your money. A bank is a financial institution, not your parents.
TopicWhy do people complain about overdraft fees?
Orlando_Jordan
11/21/21 3:27:32 AM
#11
Doe posted...
'You don't have any money? Pay us money.'

It's absurd on its face.
Don't overdraft, then. "I spent money that didn't belong to me. Why should I be penalized?" is absurd on its face.
TopicWhy do people complain about overdraft fees?
Orlando_Jordan
11/21/21 3:22:17 AM
#7
Evthean posted...
presumably because they dont have money in their account to pay for whatever they need to, so an overdraft fee seems kind of like a fuck you on top of whatever struggle they are going through
Banks aren't a charity. When you spend money you don't have, there should be a penalty.
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