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TopicWhy do people complain about overdraft fees?
Orlando_Jordan
11/21/21 2:36:08 AM
#1
Its $25, chill. Thats like one meal at a cheap restaurant.
TopicSilly man dancing and eating fried chicken.
Orlando_Jordan
11/20/21 4:50:38 PM
#1
TopicTinder: Swipe night! Play now! What will Benji do?
Orlando_Jordan
11/20/21 3:51:28 PM
#1
Me: No. *swipes 3 times*
Tinder: Swipe night! Play now!
Me: NO!

This shit is awful.
TopicMuscular women and overweight men should get together.
Orlando_Jordan
11/20/21 2:46:30 PM
#1
Skinny women want muscular men
Muscular men want skinny women
Overweight women want skinny men
Skinny men want skinny women
Overweight men want skinny women

Nobody wants muscular women or overweight men.
TopicHow do you feel about Facebook not allowed asterisks to convey actions?
Orlando_Jordan
11/19/21 3:26:20 PM
#1
It just turns it bold. *closes Facebook*
TopicI'm going to educate CE on what REALLY happened with Kyle Rittenhouse.
Orlando_Jordan
11/18/21 5:29:58 PM
#1
After my shower.
TopicWatched scenes from Matilda the other day...
Orlando_Jordan
11/18/21 5:23:17 PM
#2
I too enjoy watching children's movies well into my 30s.
TopicImagine if you were reincarnated as a female pornstar.
Orlando_Jordan
11/18/21 4:44:16 PM
#4
Crono99 posted...
I mean generally you dont get reincarnated as someone right in the middle of a career
You go through the broken home and rough upbringing first.
TopicImagine if you were reincarnated as a female pornstar.
Orlando_Jordan
11/18/21 4:21:44 PM
#1
Do you think life would be better or worse?
TopicYou see a man in your neighborhood who appears to be casing houses.
Orlando_Jordan
11/18/21 2:00:57 PM
#1
You ask him what he's doing. "Going for a jog," he says. "In work boots?" you ask. "Yeah," he says. "Why don't you go home and put on some running shoes or sneakers?" you ask. "Oh, I live two cities over," he replies. Note: This hypothetical man is white, early 20s.

Do you find this suspicious? WYD?
TopicIf you meet a girl and she fucks a guy the next day or same week
Orlando_Jordan
11/18/21 12:46:32 PM
#3
I don't know how to break this to you, but...the average girl has a LOT of sex with a LOT of Chads.
TopicIs "White Christmas" a racist song?
Orlando_Jordan
11/18/21 12:22:28 PM
#1
I think the double meaning there is pretty obvious.
Topicwhen Chad has you questioning things
Orlando_Jordan
11/18/21 3:03:17 AM
#2
lmao
TopicTrial: The Murder of Ahmaud Arbery
Orlando_Jordan
11/16/21 4:58:36 PM
#20
If I even so much as ask a question about this case, the mods will warn me for "handwaving what happened."
TopicIt seems to me that it's absurdly easy to make tons of money
Orlando_Jordan
11/16/21 3:54:55 PM
#6
*Musk works 80-100 hours a week*

TC: He has money because he's evil.
TopicAre there any legitimate conservatives on CE?
Orlando_Jordan
11/16/21 2:15:01 AM
#5
The GameFAQs mods work hard to run conservatives off the site.
TopicDating co-workers is not a super terrible idea...
Orlando_Jordan
11/15/21 11:37:39 PM
#2
Why is it expert difficulty?
TopicChad was dating the popular girls in high school.
Orlando_Jordan
11/15/21 9:17:42 PM
#5
Veggeta_MAX posted...
What about the fat girls?
You tell me.
TopicChad was dating the popular girls in high school.
Orlando_Jordan
11/15/21 9:11:19 PM
#1
The nerdy girls in high school put you in the friendzone.
Topicwhy the fuck is there a ''less dry'' option on the dryer machine?
Orlando_Jordan
11/15/21 5:42:14 PM
#3
It indicates less time in the dryer. Was that so hard to figure out?
TopicYour boss slaps your ass.
Orlando_Jordan
11/15/21 5:33:14 PM
#7
Bass_X0 posted...
"Good to have you aboard, BING!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yny_HWP_fHg
That's pretty funny.
TopicYour boss slaps your ass.
Orlando_Jordan
11/15/21 5:22:01 PM
#1
How do you honestly react?
TopicGameFAQs will close it's doors if not for a successful Go Fund Me.
Orlando_Jordan
11/15/21 3:52:54 PM
#5
I'm not paying money to keep getting dumb moderations. There would have to be real reform.
TopicWoman pleads guilty for trying to use fake Rent-a-Hitman site to kill ex-husband
Orlando_Jordan
11/15/21 3:44:24 PM
#9
Is this woman's IQ about 60?
TopicRemember "AEW"?
Orlando_Jordan
11/15/21 3:12:46 AM
#1
no
TopicImagine taking Mark Zuckerberg seriously.
Orlando_Jordan
11/14/21 8:10:57 PM
#3
Swagger_Dagger posted...
He has a hot gf
Fuck no
TopicImagine taking Mark Zuckerberg seriously.
Orlando_Jordan
11/14/21 8:06:26 PM
#1
Imagine, out of all people, taking this nerd seriously.
TopicChad can easily get a hot girlfriend.
Orlando_Jordan
11/14/21 7:52:54 PM
#6
Duncanwii posted...
I have a hot Gf.
Do you?
TopicChad can easily get a hot girlfriend.
Orlando_Jordan
11/14/21 7:44:03 PM
#1
You can't. How does that make you feel?
TopicSexual Market Value (SMV)
Orlando_Jordan
11/14/21 1:12:20 PM
#4
CRON posted...
As long as you're a good conversationalist, funny, not boring, and put the bare minimum amount of effort into your appearance, you have "value" when it comes to dating and sex.
https://i.imgur.com/pZ6P1v2.jpg
TopicSexual Market Value (SMV)
Orlando_Jordan
11/14/21 1:06:11 PM
#1
Clearly, a hot woman has more SMV than an overweight male. But do you think males in general are a little undervalued?
TopicWhy do fat women put so much effort into their makeup when they go out...
Orlando_Jordan
11/13/21 4:10:19 PM
#4
Patty_Fleur posted...
I love bigger women. There's nothing wrong with that.
Stockholm syndrome
TopicWhy do fat women put so much effort into their makeup when they go out...
Orlando_Jordan
11/13/21 4:08:30 PM
#1
But they won't do a little exercise to look better?
TopicEven an average girl is worshipped by simps these days.
Orlando_Jordan
11/12/21 3:17:57 PM
#11
Veggeta_MAX posted...
Men have always chased women, this isn't new. This been happening in the Frodo days when dudes was playing the lute on the regular.
Men used to have confidence and go for attractive women, though. They didn't worship the ground plain Janes walk on.
TopicEven an average girl is worshipped by simps these days.
Orlando_Jordan
11/12/21 3:15:52 PM
#8
Guerrilla Soldier posted...
i'm almost certain at this point that this is some kind of automated messaging system that replaces buzz words with new ones to spit out pointless topics
Nobody on CE can make something like that.
TopicEven an average girl is worshipped by simps these days.
Orlando_Jordan
11/12/21 3:10:44 PM
#1
What went wrong with our society? Back in the 50s, men had self-respect and didn't simp.
TopicMarriages/relationships can't last anymore due to social media.
Orlando_Jordan
11/12/21 12:21:27 PM
#1
Once you get a girlfriend, you think you're safe. But Chads slide into your girls DMs every day. How long before she happens to be mad at you about something, and she doesn't turn the Chad down? And says she'll meet up "just to talk"? And then "it just happened"? It's only a matter of time.
TopicThis trial about the death of Ahmaud Arbery is a mess
Orlando_Jordan
11/11/21 3:41:33 PM
#15
The GameFAQs mods will not allow any real discussion about this. They've made up their minds on exactly what happened, exactly who was in the wrong, and if you say anything differently, they'll give you a warning.
TopicThe dating market is a race to the bottom.
Orlando_Jordan
11/11/21 1:29:41 PM
#27
Deuceswild posted...
You trying to say otherwise tells me that you've been friend-zoned a lot and have convinced yourself that you weren't.
This is GameFAQs. Most guys here would brag about a date that ended in a cheek kiss. Normal guys would feel disappointed.
TopicThe dating market is a race to the bottom.
Orlando_Jordan
11/11/21 1:20:21 PM
#25
Duncanwii posted...
Are you dissing me? You want to fight bro?
Look at this Internet tough guy. You couldn't win a fight against anyone.
TopicThe dating market is a race to the bottom.
Orlando_Jordan
11/11/21 12:47:24 PM
#17
Duncanwii posted...
Imagine being a grown man and believing woman owe you sex.
Take a look in the mirror.
TopicThe dating market is a race to the bottom.
Orlando_Jordan
11/11/21 12:44:21 PM
#13
Duncanwii posted...
This is disgusting. So the date doesnt count unless she gives you sex?
Imagine being a grown man and being proud that you went on a date. And then the date didn't go anywhere, you didn't even kiss the woman, or have sex with her.
TopicThe dating market is a race to the bottom.
Orlando_Jordan
11/11/21 12:41:04 PM
#11
Ivany2008 posted...
Trust me when I say that's false. If you aren't able to get 7/10 women that has more to do with a poor attitude or hygiene. I barely classify myself as a 6, 7 on a good day and I've went out with women far more attractive than me. Nothing ever came of it, but it was a learning experience.
So you didn't get anyone. Getting used for a free dinner =/= getting laid
TopicCalling yourself a "Sigma male" must be convenient.
Orlando_Jordan
11/11/21 1:47:08 AM
#13
Sheiky-Baby posted...
Than what's an omega male? A murderer?
Its the lowest caste of male.
TopicCalling yourself a "Sigma male" must be convenient.
Orlando_Jordan
11/10/21 8:54:11 PM
#7
LinkDaLunatic posted...
why is this board so invested in this? some of you are more into alpha males than the chicks are
Theres nothing wrong with being into an alpha male
TopicCalling yourself a "Sigma male" must be convenient.
Orlando_Jordan
11/10/21 8:50:18 PM
#1
An alpha male has friends, gets girls, and has money. A sigma male just doesnt care about any of that, and is totally equal to an alpha male. lmao
TopicImagine an incel with a lambo.
Orlando_Jordan
11/10/21 2:46:47 PM
#1
That's hilarious.
TopicMen want to start a relationship as friends with benefits.
Orlando_Jordan
11/10/21 12:06:48 AM
#2
A standard date is what happens when these two ideologies collide and each side attempts to win.
TopicMen want to start a relationship as friends with benefits.
Orlando_Jordan
11/09/21 11:44:18 PM
#1
Women want to start a relationship with a guy strictly in the friendzone simping until he has proved himself a big enough simp.
Topichow is grand theft auto v
Orlando_Jordan
11/09/21 10:43:35 PM
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