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TopicThey're getting too friendly at my local gamestop
Orlando_Jordan
12/28/18 6:34:02 PM
#23
Akagami_Shanks posted...
i don't mind the "Hey hows it going" but when it turns into
"Hey 'my name' where do you work? What do you do? Whats the craziest thing you've seen? Have I seen you before?" etc... is when I think it's just going a little bit overboard. He then proceeded to tell me in detail about how he quit his last job because they were committing fraud on tax forms

How do you act when this is happening? Are you answering their questions? Just act a little cold and say "can you just ring me up?" or "don't worry about it."
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TopicWhat's so great about getting drunk?
Orlando_Jordan
12/28/18 6:28:51 PM
#10
CosmicShadows posted...
I don't drink so I'll never how it feels.

Here's what you do: Buy a six pack of Mike's Hard Lemonade or Smirnoff Ice. You've never drank, so you'll have no tolerance and be sensitive to the bitter taste of liquor. These will get you lit. Drink 2-3.
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TopicWhat's so great about getting drunk?
Orlando_Jordan
12/28/18 6:26:35 PM
#8
deupd_u posted...
The existential terror goes away, along with all the artificial societal rules. I can make out with women who are actually good looking when alc is involved.

Spoilers: They're not good-looking.

j/k
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TopicWhat has feminism done for men?
Orlando_Jordan
12/28/18 6:23:29 PM
#33
Nobody has come up with a SINGLE thing feminism has done for men. But it's definitely about helping BOTH genders, guys.
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TopicWhat has feminism done for men?
Orlando_Jordan
12/28/18 4:43:43 PM
#31
DK9292 posted...
Highwind07 posted...
DK9292 posted...
Highwind07 posted...
They changed the definition of rape to include male rape victims.

No they didn't.


Maybe not directly but there was a movement against the FBI through a campaign dedicated to changing its laws about rape that hasn't been changed since the early 20th century.

Feminists are the ones most likely to slap someone down and say "you can't be raped, you're a man." Don't give me this shit.

Truth
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TopicWhat has feminism done for men?
Orlando_Jordan
12/28/18 4:40:47 PM
#30
It will help the next generation! Like its a new concept. In 100 years, feminism has done nothing to solve mens issues and inequalities.
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TopicWhat has feminism done for men?
Orlando_Jordan
12/28/18 4:36:12 PM
#26
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
How do you catch up with the privileged if you're helping the privileged advance? Should minorities also be helping white people advance instead of themselves to be "fair"?

So you admit its bullshit that feminism is about helping both genders instead of just women?


I think by helping themselves it will effect the next generation in a positive manner regardless of what sex you are. This is excluding the radicals of course

Are you under the impression that millennials invented feminism?
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TopicWhat has feminism done for men?
Orlando_Jordan
12/28/18 4:31:34 PM
#20
Lost_All_Senses posted...
How do you catch up with the privileged if you're helping the privileged advance? Should minorities also be helping white people advance instead of themselves to be "fair"?

So you admit its bullshit that feminism is about helping both genders instead of just women?
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TopicWhat has feminism done for men?
Orlando_Jordan
12/28/18 4:27:33 PM
#12
SpiralDrift posted...
They made it ok for women to plaster their juicy asses across the Internet. We can thank them for that.

Do you think porn producers are feminists?
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TopicWhat has feminism done for men?
Orlando_Jordan
12/28/18 4:23:44 PM
#6
Patty_Fleur posted...
Made it okay for me to shave my legs

The gay community has made things like that more acceptable by being open minded and becoming more mainstream. Feminists had nothing to do with it.
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TopicWhat has feminism done for men?
Orlando_Jordan
12/28/18 4:18:08 PM
#3
Tupacrulez posted...
I do not think that word means. . . What you think it means.

Feminists: "Feminism is actually about equality for BOTH genders."
Me: "What has feminism done for men?"
Feminists: "Um..."
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TopicWhat has feminism done for men?
Orlando_Jordan
12/28/18 3:51:43 PM
#1
If it's truly about equality like feminists pretend that it is, then surely it's done SOMETHING for men. Right?
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TopicYou're not going to make it to age 120.
Orlando_Jordan
12/28/18 2:26:22 PM
#1
The oldest man in the United States just died. He was 112.
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TopicAdmit it CE, you're jelly smoliske is dating a hot CEgal and you aren't
Orlando_Jordan
12/27/18 8:14:29 PM
#25
@Ambience is enraged.
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TopicWhy Mark Zuckerberg has an unattractive wife.
Orlando_Jordan
12/27/18 7:56:03 PM
#15
thronedfire2 posted...
she's not ugly

probably out of TC's league anyway

You have low standards. But you probably have to.
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TopicWhy Mark Zuckerberg has an unattractive wife.
Orlando_Jordan
12/27/18 7:38:18 PM
#4
UnholyMudcrab posted...
At least he doesn't buy GameFAQs accounts, though

How would you know that? Maybe hes Hothlin or Hey.
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TopicWhy Mark Zuckerberg has an unattractive wife.
Orlando_Jordan
12/27/18 7:33:46 PM
#1
If she was hot, she would cuck him, because hes an awkward beta male.
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Topici have no friends
Orlando_Jordan
12/25/18 11:42:40 PM
#13
MuayThai85 posted...
Awesome posted...
MuayThai85 posted...
Can't say I'm surprised.


you arent better than me


Sure I am, I actually have friends and people besides my mother who love me.

You also post on gamefaqs.gamespot.com. Just saying.
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TopicI'm new and want to make an impression
Orlando_Jordan
12/25/18 11:41:14 PM
#3
Hello, Hoth/BWing.
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TopicWho's the best looking CEguy?
Orlando_Jordan
12/21/18 7:53:03 PM
#105
VictimComplex posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
VictimComplex posted...
powerman1426 posted...
I think @Orlando_Jordan can vouch for @VictimComplex

Lmao! OJ had a shit fit when I posted my pictures and refused to believe it was me. He even posted my pics on one of his incel reddits claiming I got them from there and that they were being passed around as an example of a "Chad"

Prove it's you, because nobody here believes you.

Actually most people believe me, just salty saps like you are doubters

Nobody believes you, and you're too scared to provide evidence and prove me wrong in front of everyone.
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TopicIt feels good when a girl messages you first on tinder.
Orlando_Jordan
12/21/18 7:29:15 PM
#22
KogaSteelfang posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
KogaSteelfang posted...
I've had that happen a couple of times, back when I tried tinder. I gave up after a couple of weeks and just didn't check it for months. When I did check it again I'd seen a message from someone like 5 months earlier. I sent an apology, and she was ok with it. Talked for a day and then she never responded after lol. Then I deleted my account.

Your seduction skill was too low. You have to level up.

She messaged that I was prettier than her lol. So I apologized and explained why I never responded. She said it was ok, then I told her that it wasn't true. She thanked me, and we talked for a bit about jobs and it ended. *shrug*

Bro, you talked about jobs. That's boring. Tell her she's sexy or something.
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TopicWho's the best looking CEguy?
Orlando_Jordan
12/21/18 7:28:32 PM
#101
VictimComplex posted...
powerman1426 posted...
I think @Orlando_Jordan can vouch for @VictimComplex

Lmao! OJ had a shit fit when I posted my pictures and refused to believe it was me. He even posted my pics on one of his incel reddits claiming I got them from there and that they were being passed around as an example of a "Chad"

Prove it's you, because nobody here believes you.
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TopicDisposable batteries are objectively a better method of charging handhelds
Orlando_Jordan
12/21/18 6:54:36 PM
#18
spudger posted...
pikachupwnage posted...
It's called a power bank.

this.

mine has 10,000 mah and it gives like 10 full charges to an iphone8

If that thing ruptures or gets old and explodes, GG.
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TopicWomen want leaders and winners, not underdogs.
Orlando_Jordan
12/21/18 6:52:49 PM
#14
VictimComplex posted...
I don't know how many topics you can make emphasizing that women don't want you, TC. We get the picture

Karma: 13

BWing, is that you?
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TopicIs ARUGULA the coolest name?
Orlando_Jordan
12/21/18 6:26:00 PM
#8
SoundNetwork posted...
thats not a real name

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TopicWomen want leaders and winners, not underdogs.
Orlando_Jordan
12/21/18 6:25:20 PM
#4
Ryuko_Chan posted...
I want love.

Love happens gradually over time, not overnight.
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TopicWomen want leaders and winners, not underdogs.
Orlando_Jordan
12/21/18 6:21:39 PM
#2
You need the attitude "I'm going to find a girl to fuck."
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TopicWomen want leaders and winners, not underdogs.
Orlando_Jordan
12/21/18 6:19:05 PM
#1
Having the attitude "women should give me a chance" is like stepping into a boxing ring against a seasoned boxer and hoping to win without doing any training leading up to it. If you're an underdog, women aren't going to show you any mercy. They're going to reject you hard. You have to exude confidence like you're a champion. And when they test you by negging you, they want to see if you remain confident or crumple.
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TopicIt feels good when a girl messages you first on tinder.
Orlando_Jordan
12/21/18 6:09:44 PM
#20
KogaSteelfang posted...
I've had that happen a couple of times, back when I tried tinder. I gave up after a couple of weeks and just didn't check it for months. When I did check it again I'd seen a message from someone like 5 months earlier. I sent an apology, and she was ok with it. Talked for a day and then she never responded after lol. Then I deleted my account.

Your seduction skill was too low. You have to level up.
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TopicIt feels good when a girl messages you first on tinder.
Orlando_Jordan
12/21/18 5:55:39 PM
#18
Alexanaxela posted...
what I never got was girls complain about opening lines that guys use

yet here's a list of 99% of the opening lines I ever got from a girl on a dating site

"hey"
"hi"
"hey _____"
"hey how are u?"

Women are hypocrites.
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TopicInceldom - The Incel Crisis
Orlando_Jordan
12/21/18 5:44:36 PM
#13
RedWhiteBlue posted...
I'm willing to bet that they would even try to kill many ala Rogers.

What the FUCK is "ala"?
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TopicWhy do porn sites have share buttons?
Orlando_Jordan
12/21/18 5:41:22 PM
#10
Ryetoast posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
I clicked one out of curiosity before. They don't actually work.


I feel like this is a trap

It's not. I think the "share" thing may be part of a template, and then porn sites disable the function, but the button is still there. Just delete the Facebook post if it works. It's not hard.
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TopicWhy do porn sites have share buttons?
Orlando_Jordan
12/21/18 5:37:45 PM
#6
I clicked one out of curiosity before. They don't actually work.
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TopicIt's 4:14 PM. I've been playing the Sims 4 since around 7 PM last night
Orlando_Jordan
12/21/18 4:23:07 PM
#4
weekoldhotdog posted...
How can you watch a 3D person live life for 20 hours straight while barely remembering to do basic life functions is beyond my level of comprehension.

That's the whole point of The Sims.
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TopicWhy is Star Wars: The Force Awakens aging so badly?
Orlando_Jordan
12/21/18 4:20:04 PM
#2
It wasn't good on release day, and it isn't good months later when it isn't new and current.
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TopicWired does a Musk expose. It's not pretty.
Orlando_Jordan
12/21/18 4:17:44 PM
#103
LOL, that engineer was a cuck, and Elon Musk was the alpha male in that situation.
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TopicITT name games no one would've bought if another game didn't exist
Orlando_Jordan
12/21/18 4:00:02 PM
#13
electricbugs2 posted...
I agree with ZotE, but people would have bought Crackdown regardless as a GTA type game.

86.14% of CE says a 25 year old man dating a 16 year old girl is a creep.
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TopicCrackdown 3 is going to be a huge steaming pile, isn't it?
Orlando_Jordan
12/21/18 3:50:23 PM
#8
DarkRoast posted...
It's sad because I loved the original Crackdown.

Wasn't it an early Xbox 360 game with bad graphics?
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TopicMattis's resignation letter is low-key vicious
Orlando_Jordan
12/21/18 3:40:17 PM
#46
ScazarMeltex posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
Mr_Biscuit posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
Mr_Biscuit posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
"Vicious."

Low-key

This was weak AF. Imagine hyping this up.

Imagine not being able to read subtext.

"I have 40 years experience. But you can work with someone else." VICIOUS OWN! Oh wait, it's not.

So yeah, you don't really know how to read professional insults.

My own boss is more vicious than this on a daily basis. This is a joke.
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Topicdo you enjoy bullying me?
Orlando_Jordan
12/21/18 3:07:42 PM
#2
No.
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TopicDo incels ever think about how hard women have it?
Orlando_Jordan
12/21/18 2:52:29 PM
#20
codey posted...
They've actually done studies where the subjects didn't wash their jeans for a year and after testing the bacteria levels, they we're right in line with fresh jeans, so it's not the most unhygenic thing to not wash them.

Personally, I wear slim stretch jeans and have to wash them after about a week of wear-time to restore them after they get stretched out. Plus, I'm constantly wearing different jeans depending on what outfit I'm wearing.

Imagine having a year's worth of sticky alcohol spills, barbecue sauce, grease, etc, on your jeans. That's disgusting.
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TopicMattis's resignation letter is low-key vicious
Orlando_Jordan
12/21/18 2:51:09 PM
#38
Mr_Biscuit posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
Mr_Biscuit posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
"Vicious."

Low-key

This was weak AF. Imagine hyping this up.

Imagine not being able to read subtext.

"I have 40 years experience. But you can work with someone else." VICIOUS OWN! Oh wait, it's not.
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TopicDo incels ever think about how hard women have it?
Orlando_Jordan
12/21/18 2:48:09 PM
#14
CrimsonRage posted...
no. they think women have the easiest lives ever. all because women get to be slightly more choosy when it comes to dating. they don't recognise how privileged men are in literally everywhere else in life.

It's not that men are privileged, because they're not. It's that women have a small pool of attractive males to select from, and they get pumped and dumped a lot when they're looking for something long term.
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Topic"weird flex but ok" is the new thing. Jump it on right now.
Orlando_Jordan
12/21/18 2:46:34 PM
#23
Veggeta X posted...
LMAO CE tryna act like they ahead of the curve. Yall not enlightened.

CE: "What's curved? Did you mean curbed?"
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TopicDo incels ever think about how hard women have it?
Orlando_Jordan
12/21/18 2:45:42 PM
#11
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Not to mention how much pressure society puts on them to always look their best while we wear the same jeans every day for a month.

You wear the same jeans every day for a MONTH? Yikes. You might want to improve your hygiene.


In the winter I put them on to go to the store or bowling and then I get home and immediately take them off. Not to mention I usually have pajama pants between them so they're not even getting my sweat or oils on them. I guess that's anecdotal tho

Wait, you DON'T wash them weekly? What about spilling alcohol or food crumbs on the outside of them?
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TopicMattis's resignation letter is low-key vicious
Orlando_Jordan
12/21/18 2:44:20 PM
#35
Mr_Biscuit posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
"Vicious."

Low-key

This was weak AF. Imagine hyping this up.
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TopicDo incels ever think about how hard women have it?
Orlando_Jordan
12/21/18 2:43:21 PM
#7
Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Not to mention how much pressure society puts on them to always look their best while we wear the same jeans every day for a month.

You wear the same jeans every day for a MONTH? Yikes. You might want to improve your hygiene.

You throw them in the wash once a week.

I thought he meant he just put them on every day for a month without washing them. That's okay, then. A little weird to not wear a second pair at some point, but whatever.
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TopicThe budget breakdown of a 25 year old
Orlando_Jordan
12/21/18 2:34:16 PM
#34
Who the fuck made this, Mitt Romney? How out of touch can you get? Rent is like $1600 at the bare minimum.
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TopicDo incels ever think about how hard women have it?
Orlando_Jordan
12/21/18 2:32:08 PM
#4
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Not to mention how much pressure society puts on them to always look their best while we wear the same jeans every day for a month.

You wear the same jeans every day for a MONTH? Yikes. You might want to improve your hygiene.
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