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TopicThis is what they call food in the UK
Oatcakes
08/12/21 6:44:31 AM
#391
Chips from a chippy are the best form of chips/fries.

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TopicWhy the fuck does the east coast not use toilet covers?
Oatcakes
08/07/21 3:32:42 PM
#57
Lol, went to find more and there's like 7 studies.

"100s"

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TopicWhy the fuck does the east coast not use toilet covers?
Oatcakes
08/07/21 3:30:03 PM
#56
Winrawr posted...
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/?term=bidet+women

hundreds of studies

1. negative impacts on health of pregnant women
2. negative impact on vaginal flora
3. generalized increased anus itching
4. increased neonatal infections
5. significantly increased rates of constipation among pregnant women
6. increased chance of infection by streptococcus
it is standard to tell pregnant women not to use warm water bidets in healthcare. women have to wipe carefully and are taught to do so from a young age. shooting water spreads shit into their vaginas, causing UTIs.

Bidets are actively harmful, a waste of money, and a source of national pride because americans dont use them.

Third study down (1.2k bidet users) is bigger than the first two combined (60 and over 200) and finds no clinical health risk of preterm birth and bacterial vaginosis.

I'll keep going through them but that isn't a good look for your point straight away.

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TopicWhy the fuck does the east coast not use toilet covers?
Oatcakes
08/07/21 2:17:53 PM
#52
Winrawr posted...
a large number of studies

just google
UTI bidet pubmed it's a rather well-known issue among HCPs

I'm seeing one from 2010 with barely anyone taking part in the study. Can you link to these "large number" of studies?

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TopicWhy the fuck does the east coast not use toilet covers?
Oatcakes
08/07/21 1:22:14 PM
#47
Winrawr posted...
Women who use bidets experience higher rates of UTI's than women who just use toilet paper, so no

Based off a tiny sample size in a handful of studies, sure.

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TopicWhy the fuck does the east coast not use toilet covers?
Oatcakes
08/07/21 3:03:56 AM
#38
Winrawr posted...
I am speaking of the historical context.nit why they are used today

The reason they are used to today is because they're more hygenic than rubbing poo across your arse with a dry cloth.

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TopicWhy the fuck does the east coast not use toilet covers?
Oatcakes
08/06/21 4:14:31 AM
#35
Winrawr posted...
Lol what. Maybe you literally can't wipe your ass properly. Imagine how many vaginal infections and utis women would get if wiping shit off was ineffective

Bidets literally only exist because countries have shitty sewage systems

You use a bidet in conjunction with toilet roll, so this makes zero sense and makes you sound completely uninformed.

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TopicWhy the fuck does the east coast not use toilet covers?
Oatcakes
08/05/21 6:22:42 PM
#31
Winrawr posted...
Most people don't need a machine to wash their ass

Do you clean everything with a dry cloth?

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TopicThis is what they call food in the UK
Oatcakes
08/02/21 10:09:45 AM
#238
Calling Swedish and American food British

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TopicThis is what they call food in the UK
Oatcakes
08/02/21 5:06:31 AM
#184
Why do I need to admit fault?

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TopicThis is what they call food in the UK
Oatcakes
08/02/21 5:01:35 AM
#182
Sainsbury's taste the difference range lmao

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TopicThis is what they call food in the UK
Oatcakes
08/02/21 4:42:21 AM
#178


Actual meal I had, no idea what the op is even meant to be

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TopicThis is what they call food in the UK
Oatcakes
08/02/21 4:30:17 AM
#175
Also, the pic in the OP doesn't look like it's on a table, more like on someone's bed.

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TopicThis is what they call food in the UK
Oatcakes
08/02/21 4:15:17 AM
#174
Lol, never seen the food in the OP or those burgers he posted before.


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TopicWhy is NBC taking commercials in the middle of a soccer game?
Oatcakes
07/28/21 7:49:56 AM
#11
The amount of ads on American and Canadian channels is actually mad

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TopicDababy goes on homophobic rant on stage. Gets shoe thrown at him
Oatcakes
07/26/21 3:25:38 PM
#21
I didn't understand more than half of what he said

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TopicLol UK holidays are the worst
Oatcakes
07/23/21 4:52:16 AM
#5
NullAndVoidFC posted...
Like this sounds like an unusual situation at best, weird to judge all vacations in a place on it.

I mean, you've seen who the OP is?

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TopicMatt "We fought the British so kids don't say Holiday" Gaetz
Oatcakes
07/21/21 11:05:50 AM
#36
FortuneCookie posted...
The term Merry Christmas was invented by Charles Dickens, a Brit. In the UK, they say Happy Christmas.

We say both

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TopicMatt "We fought the British so kids don't say Holiday" Gaetz
Oatcakes
07/21/21 9:01:23 AM
#15
Loads of Americanisms are old British words that us Brits don't use anymore.

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TopicI shall ghost you but I will watch every one of your instagram stories forever
Oatcakes
07/20/21 1:56:38 PM
#15
Although thinking about it, stories play automatically on there after you click the first, don't they?

Could have just been going through all the stories of people they follow.

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TopicI shall ghost you but I will watch every one of your instagram stories forever
Oatcakes
07/20/21 11:30:17 AM
#3
pinky0926 posted...
Dating in 2021 is so fetch isn't it

It's a bit shit, isn't it?

On to the next one though!

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Topic60% of people hospitalized for Covid in UK have been double jabbed
Oatcakes
07/20/21 8:10:02 AM
#46
Vampire_Wreath posted...
40% who have been vaccinated are still a lot

Post 31 does a decent job of explaining it.

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Topic60% of people hospitalized for Covid in UK have been double jabbed
Oatcakes
07/20/21 7:53:00 AM
#44
Hospitalisations and deaths are way way down compared to similar infection numbers from the last wave.

The vaccine is doing its job.

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TopicWealth shown to scale.
Oatcakes
07/19/21 5:48:27 AM
#141
Demon1050 posted...
capitalism is awesome, what's more satisfying than knowing you have a better life by working hard than a lazy piece of shit that wants everything handed to them?

That's meritocracy, not capitalism.

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TopicCan someone explain to me how more crime and less police is a good thing?
Oatcakes
07/19/21 5:27:31 AM
#75
My favourite post in the topic was the TC telling someone they can't compare the US to other countries... because. No reason offered as to why, it made it so he could completely dismiss the point he was responding to.

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TopicSilliest reasons for which a user blocked you
Oatcakes
07/14/21 9:20:19 AM
#18
There's some lad on 313 (UK board) who basically blocks anyone who disagrees with him.

Irony is his name is Trulyepiclawls. Must have half the board blocked.

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TopicTennessee Department of Health halts all vaccine outreach to kids
Oatcakes
07/13/21 6:48:36 PM
#137
Lol at seeing the Sun Newspaper being used as a source.

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TopicAfter the Euro Cup, British are never allowed to mock American sports fans ever
Oatcakes
07/13/21 6:42:27 PM
#12
DeadBankerDream posted...
I wasn't aware that mocking American sports fans as a general concept was a thing.

Think the only times this happens is when there's an embarrassing video of them trying to emulate European/South American footy fans.

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TopicUEFA Euro Cup Thread 2
Oatcakes
07/12/21 10:08:19 AM
#185
1NfamousACE_2 posted...
https://twitter.com/borisjohnson/status/1414465103374729220?s=21

This is the same guy who used to write racist articles when he was a journalist.

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TopicWould you say people who attend big sports events or concerts are rich/affluent?
Oatcakes
07/09/21 3:47:21 AM
#12
Also been an FA Cup final and that was only 60. Most I ever paid was 260 for an England game at Euro 2016, but that was because I got it from a tout site. Would have been about 50 otherwise.

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TopicWould you say people who attend big sports events or concerts are rich/affluent?
Oatcakes
07/09/21 3:46:22 AM
#11
It cost like only double that for my season ticket at Stoke, even when we were in the premier League (19 games).

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TopicUEFA Euro Cup Thread 2
Oatcakes
07/07/21 9:35:10 PM
#21
Just want to come here and lol at the post in the other topic about Pickford being shit in other games. Literally has the golden glove and that's before tonight.

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TopicUEFA Euro Cup Thread
Oatcakes
07/06/21 6:49:42 PM
#431
Finally a game where the Italian defence gets fucking done in, shame Spain can't finish a dinner.

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TopicIf a grown adult does NOT drive, that is a MAJOR red flag.
Oatcakes
07/05/21 11:39:13 AM
#60
I live in a first world country with decent public transport.

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Topic'The atheist can't follow the evidence where it leads.' ~ William Lane Craig
Oatcakes
07/05/21 11:29:48 AM
#35
That guy said he believes the Earth is flat lol

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TopicAnother Texas inmate put to death last night.
Oatcakes
07/01/21 11:56:35 AM
#43
Some psychos in this topic deffo need to be on a watchlist

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TopicThe USA booking a doctor's appointment experience
Oatcakes
07/01/21 11:46:34 AM
#18

This is the app I use

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TopicThe USA booking a doctor's appointment experience
Oatcakes
07/01/21 11:44:40 AM
#17
WingsOfGood posted...
but according to the other thread in the UK you cannot do this

@Oatcakes

I literally said in that thread that you can.

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TopicThe USA booking a doctor's appointment experience
Oatcakes
07/01/21 11:43:22 AM
#15
Fishstick posted...
I just go on an app and schedule it. Takes like 2 minutes

I do this at my GP in the UK.

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TopicThe UK booking a doctor's appointment experience
Oatcakes
07/01/21 7:28:39 AM
#39
SomeLikeItHoth posted...
And this is why America doesnt have free health care. I can call my doctor any time I need to stop by. I can email him if I need a prescription refilled or if I need a doctors note for any reason. Wait times are near non existent.

You can still go private here m8.

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TopicThe UK booking a doctor's appointment experience
Oatcakes
07/01/21 7:05:49 AM
#36
Criminalt posted...
Ummmm.... Why the hell would they keep you waiting in the surgery for the results of a blood test? Over the years I've had enough blood taken out of me to keep a whole coven of vampires happy for a month, and never once have I been invited by the hospital or the GP surgery to sit there and wait for the results, which usually take at least 24 hours to get back from the path lab. It's always been a case of get jabbed, piss off, and phone for results in a couple of days. So why are you a special case, having your results rushed through?

Yeah I've never sat in a GP's longer than about 10 mins before my appointment and then the time during the appointment. Always been 24 hours for a blood test.

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TopicThe UK booking a doctor's appointment experience
Oatcakes
07/01/21 6:02:38 AM
#17
Depends on the GP tbf. I know a load like in the OP, but there are NHS ones where you can book through an app like patientaccess. All down to the individual GP surgery.

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TopicSweden's PM resigned today.
Oatcakes
07/01/21 6:00:17 AM
#44
CobraGT posted...
You are being clever instead of contributing.

In his world, farm land and residential land cannot possibly be distinguished from each other for tax purposes.

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TopicUEFA Euro Cup Thread
Oatcakes
07/01/21 4:27:30 AM
#319
Souttar will batter all of them.

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TopicWeird question for UK/Austr. CEmen: Do you call months by their ordinal number?
Oatcakes
06/28/21 4:26:13 PM
#20
What a weird "gotcha"

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TopicWeird question for UK/Austr. CEmen: Do you call months by their ordinal number?
Oatcakes
06/28/21 4:00:12 PM
#18
mustachedmystic posted...
4th of July is an alternate name for Independence Day.

Yes I know that, I just think it's strange how it gets said that way round.

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TopicDoes the US really call football soccer?
Oatcakes
06/28/21 3:12:03 PM
#5
It's one of those old English words that is barely used here anymore that became mainstream in America.

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TopicWeird question for UK/Austr. CEmen: Do you call months by their ordinal number?
Oatcakes
06/28/21 3:09:27 PM
#16
It's said like in the OP some times, but 99% of the time it'll be "8th of August".

How come Americans call it "4th of July" when every other date is done the other way round?

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Topicmy neighbor put up a germany flag in their yard
Oatcakes
06/20/21 7:10:50 PM
#132
My ex was Slovenian and it deffo wasn't a big thing to display flags there (Outside of sport)

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