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Irony posted...

I think Jade Kush stopped because of the pandemic

I think she started out as amateur didn't she. I remember seeing this grainy video of hers that looked like it was shot on a Webcam with her boyfriend and it was hotter than any mainstream video she'd ever done. No cringey acting or fake moaning

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Lol. Some fucking comedy gold posts in this topic

It's also a lot dumber the more lore they try to add, but still pretty fun

Forgot that they made Rachel Weisz a lot more overtly sexy in this one rather than librarian sexy like in the first one

Wanted to see if it's just as good as the original. I liked that Rachel Weisz and Brendan Fraser were still together in this movie

Also Holy shit lol the actress for Marta (arrested development) was imhotep's lover. Good times

g0ldie posted...

she's also a good singer, IMO

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k-9DOwrLdkg

That's... actually a pretty cool video, I'm intrigued

Thats the important distinction between a good singer and not a good singer

Doom_Art posted...

Ahh I miss Chloe Foster

Damn is she the one that died?

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Vsexie

Tom Clark posted...

Can't imagine doing that bit in Full Throttle on a phone screen tbh.

The user?

lejonbrames posted...

No because im not a 60 year old divorcee.

Seriously. I'll never understand who are these millions of women that watched this show.

At least with desperate housewives, there was a murder mystery every season that kept normal audience hooked

These games should really have a demo so I can see if I'll like them because that poster with Giancarlo is epic

https://youtu.be/2Iw951fviP4

Didn't seem like she had talent before

I know people don't like america funniest home videos/full house/how I met your mother but still

ScarfForLife posted...

First one was iconic. The ones after were terrible. But this one has had great reviews so I'm somewhat interested.

You can say that about the others but how can you possibly say that about 2 or 4 and to a smaller extent 3?

But does she use auto tune in her songs?

Holy_Cloud105 posted...

When I got older I started thinking it was funny they knew what stars were to call them tree stars but they couldn't think of leaf.

I always found it kind of tasty actually

What about scarab beetles

Edit: also the ones from The Mummy

Or were you one of those weirdos who was a Toonami kid?

Dont know who or context but whatever it is I mean it worked, she became famous and even appeared in real movies

Touch posted...

For the longest time I thought it was Billy Zane that played Imhotep until I rewatched it again years later lol

Omg I just noticed he does look like Billy Zane

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Lol what was this in response to?

sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...

How did the killer remove the body and crabs from her trunk so fast

There were never any crabs. Opening the trunk released a fear toxin that caused her to hallucinate. Its really quite elementary.

BaronAloha posted...

Amazing to think that movie & #MeToo were just 6 years apart. Wasnt there a scene where Anistons character pressed a button on her desk to lock Charlie Days character in, which we later found out was what Matt Lauer actually did repeatedly to the women he sexually assaulted

Not nice for the guy to do that imo

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So if I like super Mario 64, but not really banjo so much, would I like it?

Strider102 posted...

*Enemy deals relatively normal damage*

Player: "I can win this!"

*Several turns pass*

Enemy: Ok, I'm done playing around.

*Enemy deals 9999 damage to entire party*

Player: "Wtf is this shit!?"

*20 hours later*

Enemy: "It seems we have the same goal. Allow me to join you."

Party members: "Great! You'll definitely help us out!"

*party enters regular battle*

Player: "Ok, let's see what this character can do, let's goooo!!!"

*Former enemy deals 17 damage, gets 1 hit KO'd against rabbit*

Player: "What the hell is this!?"

Magus: "I feel personally attacked"

Garth_Marenghi posted...

um where have you been? shes one of the best singers

She's also quite sweet

https://youtube.com/shorts/EB0tWcD7QV8?feature=share

Verdekal posted...

Cera's dad was an asshole.

Michael Cera??

zzeennoolloo posted...

There has been a bit of a porn star shortage ever since the pandemic started. While new pornstars still continue to emerge (I think they are starting to pick up more now), it's still not enough new material (I think a lot of girls would rather independently set up a cam show online and do everything from their own home rather than being flown out to California or Florida to some studio) so some of the porn companies are recycling their old stock and trying it pass it off as new (some of them have even managed to find "lost footage" they never used and are trying to make new videos out of those). It's very annoying finding something "new" only to find out it's stuff that was shot years ago.

I wonder who owns all the content. Like there's this one Russian girl in euro porn that had a video surface that was clearly shot long ago, yet for some reason kept on the backburner? How does whoever owns this stuff make money if they hide all their content to themselves?

It starts off good and I got the lube out, but it just needs to stick the landing

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I'm fucking dead

Pepys Monster posted...

They just don't make movies like this anymore. Imhotep was a great villain.

Swashbucklers. They were pretty popular in the 1930s, and then for some reason audiences didn't want to see them anymore. Then they had a brief revival in the 90s with some classics

Ok something else annoying came up, smartphone screens are small so these old games that require you to find something in the background are torture, especially pre-rendered background stuff

And what's up with the dude looking like a senior thor?

Yeah its an ok movie

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Was it really though?

Prismsblade posted...

Yea, them being winnable offers a fun challenge for players interested. But if not are just a waste of time

Even ones where you win the battle, but lose story wise still. Just have them fight something or something else and then lose afterward.

Its why I never waste elixirs or valuable battle items until the superboss, because you never know if it's a scripted battle or not

https://youtube.com/shorts/cSLTY1GhJtQ?feature=share

Its just a little surprising because she goes from meh just some pop singer to I want to listen to that

The first 2 are good, not really where it goes after that. Its probably like those ice age sequels except with dinosaurs

Damn I was tricked by a porn video that claimed to be new but the actress is clearly from her younger days. Why they do this

Was Rachel Weisz always this hot. I didn't even remember this

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Good point if it really makes them that rich with ad revenue as others claim then its not really their fault, its the losers that enable them. Who are these losers that are pathetic enough to send money to random strangers, yet somehow have money of their own. Its a puzzler.

What even is elden ring? Can someone do a quick tldr breakdown

Tldr that guy Ritchie directed the live action Aladdin remake. What the fuck

Never really think much about that before

cjsdowg posted...

That not a sports bra , that is just a bra.

Its not? But I thought it was

Then that means...

https://youtube.com/shorts/kpGIqvV4g4Y?feature=share

SauI_Goodman posted...

macho man .

Holy shit is that why they made the song? To boost his confidence?

https://youtu.be/HgBw22bBV74

If I was hot I would basically be living my best life, yet all these hot thikthots on thickthot and porn sites and reddit posting their pics and going "do you like my outfit" and the comments filled with losers slobbering all over them makes me realize these hot chicks need that validation too, when the comments tell them how hot and sexy they are and how much they (lol) love them

Crazy isn't it imo

Derwood posted...

Agreed, the semi-recent trend of auto-tuning everything is really awful. BOOOOOO to the producers who thought that was the way to take popular music

Who even likes that is what I've always wondered, it always sounds unpleasant when I listen to it on the radio and I have to switch the channel to a different song.