Lurker > NeonTentacles

hyperskate65 posted...

Because Neon always manages to get banned/warned

Every time NeonTentacles is SUSPENDED, I feel sick to my stomach.

I have a custom script running on my PC that I commissioned a computer science student back in college to write, where it constantly refreshes GameFAQs to check the status of NeonTentacles's account. If the script detects the status has changed to "Warned" or "Suspended", it will send a text alert / email (in case I don't have my phone) and I can immediately react.

This evening was an evening like any other. I was hanging out at my crib (street vernacular for "house") with some of my friends and we were watching Wednesday Night Football (we tape Monday Night Football and watch it on Wednesday) and drinking Mike's Hard Lemonade.

Let me tell you boys, we were are completely Hard (slang for drinking many Mike's Hard Lemonades) the entire time. I looked over at my buddy and I could see he had a Hard one right in the front of his pants! I thought that was funny because normally we put them on coasters on the table. I realized my own Mike's Hard was getting low and I said to my buddy "hey, can you toss me another Hard one?"

He informed me that we were all out and I'd have to get more Mike's Hards. I figured I could just have a swig of his and asked if I could put my mouth on his Hard one. He laughed, because we were both drunk and would normally never do this (because of germs; sharing a drink is disgusting), but eventually he gave in. I grabbed the smooth shaft of the bottle and just as I was about to put it in my mouth, my phone rang.

NeonTentacles was SUSPENDED.

I howled. I let out a howl so loud and piercing that it woke up my son. I normally make him go to bed on Wednesday nights at 5:30pm partially because I don't want him to see me getting Hard with other men (the kid doesn't need to be exposed to heavy drinking at his age) and also because he's an annoying little shit and is usually asking questions about football, as if he were a nerd or something.

Tears rolled down my cheeks. I didn't know what to do. I kept refreshing the GameFAQs page, hoping that this was some kind of mistake. Maybe some moderator was intending to remove a post praising the KKK but had accidentally clicked on the innocent NeonTentacles link. Alas, this was not the case.

By this point, my friends were all visibly upset and I noticed they were trying to leave, even though we were only part of the way through the game. "No!" I screamed at the top of my lungs. I was inconsolable. I began thrashing about, throwing my collection of decorative throwing knives all over the crib (apartment). One knife struck my Native American friend, Big Bear Jim, in the neck. Blood gashed from his open wound, staining the carpet a deep red and splashing the walls. Blood was everywhere. A sickly iron scent loomed in the air as Death claimed Big Bear Jim.

My son knew he needed to act quick. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a small crucifix. "Dad!" He yelled. "Remember how Christ died for your sins? Well, NeonTentacles did the same thing. He will live in our hearts forever, and hopefully in 7 days he will rise again from the depths of warned and post wonderful stories about titties on CE again."

At that moment, I knew my son was right. My rage quelled. I tossed Big Bear Jim's corpse into the dumpster and put my son into the Punishment Closet, as he had broken one of my most important rules of the house (never make eye contact with me).

Anyway, I really just miss NeonTentacles and I think the mods should reconsider his warning.

tl;dr - free NeonTentacles

ArsGoetia posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/4f5a78cc.jpg

Human mouths have actually evolved to accommodate sucking on the breasts more.

So while assmen will spout nonsense like "B-b-but ass is the original!" because they are unevolved neanderthals stuck in the past, the modern boobman works in the present because they are evolved homo-sapiens

I usually just do the hug/handshake hybrid with dudes and hugs with dudettes >_>

Kung-fu Peach is definitely the hottest one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTpuiVs_0po

tl;dw cuz fuck watching a 16 minute video for a 2 minute explanation >_>
-New glitch discovered that shaves off 1 minute off the previous speedrun glitch where you were to wrong warp to the top of Ganon's Tower after using a bottle glitch in Deku Tree
-You start the game and glitch your way out of Lost Woods into Kakariko Village before nighttime
-Glitch into the Bottom of the well to get a Deku Shield and Bombchus
-Glitch through the Kakariko gate and use bombchus to get into Dodongo's Cavern
-Use some bullshit glitch that clones the main room over and over again on top of each other, so that it overwrites the RAM with junk data and causes the bridge above Dodongo's skull to turn into a warp point due to junk data
-Enter the warp point and it takes you to the bottom of Ganon's Tower during the escape sequence
-Beat the game >_>

You have to do this during daytime in game because if it's nighttime, the warp just crashes the game...for some reason lol. Apparently this is a minute faster than the Deku Tree warp

Some of the shit speedrunners discover is wild. What the fuck

Michael Jordon did nothing wrong there

willythemailboy posted...

Music video, not movie.1:55

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpOau9ZxQNY

Appreciate you also finding it. Thanks!

Turbam posted...

I'm interested in the game because I think the gameplay looks good :V

Same. But also the boobs look good too

TendoDRM posted...

Apparently it's just from a music video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpOau9ZxQNY&t=116s

Sweet. Thanks!

weeb98 posted...

what movie is the last gif?

I wish I knew >_> If someone has a source, that would be awesome

Prestoff posted...

Watch out, you're entering simp territory.

Simps pay insane amounts for titties. This game is only charging 60 or 70 and nothing for in-game titty alternatives. That aint in the simpin' price range

Mussurana posted...

Good boy, your credit card information shall be valued.

I dont get bribed with money. I get bribed with titties

RetuenOfDevsman posted...

To be fair, they asked the American a MUCH harder question.

also to be fair, a Miss USA contestant is held to a higher standard. They are supposed to be the best the state has to offer and should be well-rounded in beauty, personality, and intelligence >_>

I cant wait until people mature enough to handle seeing boobs and ass in games

lmaooo

tag for later

I love dicks

itachi15243 posted...

Man, this topic is really something

Anyways, hopefully they don't tone it down. Apparently there is a system where you can buy and craft all sorts of outfits too! And it's not dlc!

This game is gonna be the savior of proper and quality content that isnt behind an additional paywall. And people want to shun it because they arent mature enough to handle sex smh.

The amount of people who cant tell that's a copypasta is hilarious >_>

If Sydney Sweeney showed full frontal, it would be 100%

Wait, there's nudity in this game? Fucking A I need this game

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


As CE's resident Titty Meister, I'm also a boob notary. And I can verify that these boobs statements are true

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/6/4/AAUsi-AADM8o.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/6/5/AAUsi-AADM8p.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/0ecf905a.jpg

They arent wrong

Look at those fucking mommy milkers

I remember during lockdown, the ozone healed a ton

Irony posted...

Tbf I sometimes accidentally fast travel to the same location

I hate when that happens

Big

Soapy

Titties

Funkydog posted...

He just meant he survived the line to Erika's gym and counts it as his personal war when she rejected him obviously.

Erika wants that Big Unovan Cock! (BUC)

KaZooo posted...

Good lesson that day. Lil brats thinking they'd get something they didn't at all earn.

Exactly. Fuck them kids

80% discount would pay for itself after like 8 years >_> But I could invest 4 million now too and hopefully make 10% off that

idk man. Tough choice

He probably fought in the Gulf War

https://youtu.be/OlTYvPDVvUo

tl;dw: Someone bet with Jordan that if he misses 3 out of 6 free throws, all the kids at some summer camp get a free pair of Jordans. MJ didn't miss a single shot lol

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/9/5/AAaaLFAAA8Dr.jpg

who posted

It's 4 pokemon spirits and it ends tomorrow. The next wave is gonna be the last one but idk when that is.

Dakimakura posted...

I loved Deadpool 2 too much for this one to live up to the hype. First Deadpool was just alright.

I like 2 more than 1, but some of my friends prefer 1 more and idk why >_>

God, Yukio is so cute

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Man, that Family Guy x Simpsons crossover came out like 10 years too late. I stopped watching both shows long long before that and I still haven't cared to check it out >_>

Will_VIIII posted...

What things

Emudeck

Try this link >_>

https://i.imgur.com/tlKkUmS.mp4

Wait, wtf. I uploaded it twice and it got 404'd both times lol. This clip is cursed

Here it is. Don't say your resident Titty Meister never did anything for you!

https://i.imgur.com/tlKkUmS.mp4

hereforemnant posted...

Says it has 0 views and was immediately removed for violating ToS, how did you see anything?

Hold on, I saved it >_> I'll repost it lol

MarthGoomba posted...

https://streamable.com/qlcy20

Beautiful

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/9/7/AAaBIHAACwlh.jpg

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/4115e079.jpg

pojr posted...

A content creator pretty much has a choice. They can either do the things some people find annoying and grow, or don't do the things and have a small channel lol.

You're cool, pojr >_> I like your stuff lol

C_Pain posted...

I actually watched parts of it. A lot of it is quite cringe, akin to the worst of E3. Random rappers and musical performances that no one cares about.

Like so bad it's good? Or so bad it's bad? >_>

MC_BatCommander posted...

Don't forget your recommendations will then be filled with major spoilers for the game in video titles

I got spoiled on Persona 3 this way. I was looking up a boss fight I was having trouble with and BAM! Huge spoilers on the recommended sidebar. I was so pissed at that

Hornswoggled posted...

The internet isn't real life.

Also this