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You simply don't understand competitive athletics then. Even with "policing", fighters would still risk cutting weight. Then fighters will start dropping dead in higher numbers than ever before followed by these sports being banned. Athletes will ALWAYS look for any edge they can give themselves and it doesn't matter what sport it is in.

PEDs are an UNNATURAL advantage, dehydrating yourself is just abusing your body not pumping yourself full of chemicals. The two things aren't even remotely similar.
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If social media and th free Internet Internet is existed in the 70's, the same shit would have been happening then
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Exactly. These kids and fighters don't go in thinking they are badly diminished. Competitors are always looking for an advantage in whatever they legally can (and in some cases illegally like PEDs).

If boxing and MMA enforced these rules, fighters would still cut weight and then after a few blows to the head the UFC and other major combat sport organisations will have fighters getting killed in the cage/ring. If high school wrestlers risk it, so will elite fighters.
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Wasn't that Daniel Tosh? I don't remember Trump saying that. I could be wrong but it just sounds to out there to be true.
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Mist_Turnips posted...

I dropped a chick I was close too after she cut her hair shorter than mine. She was basically brainwashed by her feminist friend. Not into boys.

My wife would immediately be going back to the hair dresser to get extensions put in if she came home with short hair.. Luckily she thinks short hair on women looks bad as well, so I don't have to worry about that.
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Ilishe posted...

ssj3vegeta posted...

100% of da time, dey would look much better with longer hair.

99.99% of the time

Nah, still 100% of the time. Even Halle Barry who is hot aaas fuck even with short hair still looks better with long hair.
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AsucaHayashi posted...

MuayThai85 posted...

No professional fighter is going to fight while not getting paid

then that's on them since the OTHER fighter is getting paid their full win and you're really not gonna convince anyone that fighters wouldn't sign up for that shit with a chance of getting paid in full because of their opponent's stupidity.

as for fighters even thinking about missing weight, they would obv be contractually obligated to make weight and without any weight cutting shenanigans i'd say only the dumbest of the dumb wouldn't be able to fight in their chosen division.

High school wrestlers have literally died cutting weight for same day weigh ins. You're naive as fuck if you think professional fighters wouldn't risk it. This rule set would lead to actual deaths inside the cage. If a fighter missed weight, they won't fight for free and the promoter sure as fuck isn't going to pony up a 200% purse AND win bonus for a fight that isn't going to happen. You're delusional as fuck if you think they would do that...
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DanHarenChamp posted...

I agree, weigh em before the match. Just change their fucking weight class if they cant make the lower class. None of this dudes arguments are making any sense right now.

It doesn't make sense to you because you've likely never competed in any kind of combat sport in your life. Weight cutting has always been a part of combat sports. From Olympic wrestling to pro boxing and it will never go away. When you have weight classes, people will always try to make it to the lowest possible weight class they can make. Amateur wrestlers have literally died because of same day weigh ins... Not just adults but high school wrestlers.
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AsucaHayashi posted...

i'd say it would be perfect to be weighing themselves right before they enter the ring.
if they couldn't make weight right then and there, they would lose 100% of their purse to the opponent.

Who is going to pay the fighter the now 200% purse? Because it sure as fuck won't be the promoter seeing as how the fight won't happen. No professional fighter is going to fight while not getting paid... All this would do is outright destroy events and cost fight promotions AND fighters a lot of money (not just the fighter who missed weight but also the fighter who made weight but won't be fighting and likely not getting paid because of it).

Your idea would never in a million years work. OneFC has a good weigh in method. Fighters take regular hydration tests throughout camp and have to weigh within certain ranges leading up to the fight. It reduces extreme weight cuts while also increasing fighter safety.
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cjsdowg posted...

It is unfair. I say give them a grace of the 5 pounds. If you are over that then you forfeit.

It really isn't though. Sure, there are some outliers who cut very little to no weight (Frankie Edgar) but the majority are fighting at about 15lbs heavier than what they weighed in at. What needs to happen, is new rules about weight cutting that will keep fighters from putting themselves in danger by doing extreme weight cuts. Anthony "Rumble" Johnson is a huge LHW (205lbs and he cuts to make weight there), he use to fight at 170lbs. The thing is, he is far more dangerous at LHW because he doesn't put his body through nearly as much hell to make weight.
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JustMyOpinion posted...

MrK3V posted...

This is a topic for good vibes only tyvm

And I said it's a good pic. Sounds positive to me tyvm.

You know exactly what you were doing. Not fooling anyone.
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Manocheese posted...

MuayThai85 posted...

If 2 fighters weigh-in the day before at 170lbs, both will likely be around 190lbs at fight time

How can someone gain 20 pounds in one day?

They are dehydrating themselves and eating very little for the days leading up to the weigh-in. GSP would weigh 195lbs after weighing in at 170 lbs. Daniel Cormier says he's about 235lbs at fight time when he weighed in at 205lbs.

Just look at some photos of these guys at the weigh in and then again at the fight. Conor McGregor would look like a holocaust victim when he cut to 145lbs.
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Multiple reasons. One, fighter safety. Fighters will always try to get an advantage when it comes to weight, you'll still have fighters dehydrating themselves which will lead to worse fights (strength and cardio issues from weight cutting) and increased chances of fighters getting killed in the ring. Another reason is because it'll be too unpredictable whether fighters will make the proper weight for that fight if done directly before the fight. You'll have fighters also fighting in higher weight classes when they are in-between weights. Think someone who is 195lbs normally, they'll either have to put themselves in danger by cutting weight to reach 185lbs or they'll have to fight a larger opponent who weighs 205lbs.

For the most part, everyone cuts weight for combat sports. If 2 fighters weigh-in the day before at 170lbs, both will likely be around 190lbs at fight time anyways so it is still fair.
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I hope the rumor about McGregor/Khabib happening in October is true. I can't wait for Conor to be smothered and destroyed.
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It's kinda weird how he has gotten hard at more than one weigh-in...
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dib153 posted...

All it takes is an imaginary 10 Grand and you get perhaps the fastest 500 ever

Huh

With the help of Guwa, I had 3 500 topics in about 40 minutes.
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SK8T3R215 posted...

Yes because she was ugly

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Lorenzo_2003 posted...

MuayThai85 posted...

This is very true. My daughter can be exhausting but she is so fun to be around. I can be extremely angry and just one little smile from her will make me forget about whatever it was that bothering me.

Going to take her to Disneyland Shanghai in October, can't wait to see her reaction.

Hold her tight, bro. Enjoy these days with her because you'll never get this time back and it goes so fast. Sorry if you've already heard that a million times.

Btw, you should post pics or at least update when you go to Disney. I've never been to that one.

For sure. I haven't gotten to see her in 6 weeks and won't see her again until the 31st but only for 2 nights. Her and my wife should be able to join me in China by early September. Tbh, been one of the hardest times of my life. My wife and I did 6 months long distance twice but until I moved to China I had never spent more than 2 days apart from my daughter. Can't wait to see them again.

And I'll definitely take pics. Doesn't look like they have a lot in the way of roller coasters but the Tron one looks pretty cool.
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Lorenzo_2003 posted...

littlebro07 posted...

Also having a baby so 10k would be nice.

Anybody else catch this? Congrats, dude! Babies can be tiring, but major fun.

This is very true. My daughter can be exhausting but she is so fun to be around. I can be extremely angry and just one little smile from her will make me forget about whatever it was that bothering me.

Going to take her to Disneyland Shanghai in October, can't wait to see her reaction.
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Kombucha posted...

MuayThai85 posted...

There are only 2 types of sauce that belong anywhere near a pizza. The typical pizza/marinara sauce and BBQ sauce (BBQ is definitely the superior sauce for pizza though).

i disagree, creamy garlic sauce can be legitimately good with pizza.

I've had it a few times with different types of pizzas, have never once enjoyed it. BBQ sauce on a meat pizza is fucking god tier though.
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1/2 are interchangeable. 3 is definitely the kill.
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You do realise this board is full of deviants with foot fetishes, right? At least 3 different people will deed to this picture within 5 minutes.

I've already started
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There are only 2 types of sauce that belong anywhere near a pizza. The typical pizza/marinara sauce and BBQ sauce (BBQ is definitely the superior sauce for pizza though).
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Sunhawk posted...

I'm just posting to offer my condolences. Losing a grandparent is pretty bad, you know.

Please don't consider me for the money, TC. I mean, I'm basically dirt poor, but it's not like I would be doing anything to earn the money. To say nothing of the fact that I'm not sure if you'd really give away 1 million just because.

Also, is Sweet 'N' Low some major American brand? I've never heard of it before.

It's one of those sugar substitutes.
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masterpug53 posted...

You know what, I'm gonna go against the grain and believe this wholeheartedly. I'd also give my potential share to my parents as a fraction of the recompense I owe them for the money I wasted on a useless college degree.

I'm sorry for your loss, I'm happy for your gain, poast.

Tbh, I'd use at least half of it to fly my parents out to China for a few months. My dad still hasn't seen his granddaughter yet and my mom hasn't seen here in 2 years now. Plus I haven't seen them in over 2 years either so it would be nice.
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TheoryzC posted...

Dude got so shook by Joe and Powerful Young Jamie on his last visit on the podcast that he brought in his own bootleg Jamie to counteract them the next time he came on

I've only seen the part about weed between him and Joe. Haven't watched anything else they've done together. I usually only watched clips of the these podcasts as I can never find the time to sit an listen for 2 hours.
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Why not. What's the worst that could happen by posting, right? $10k if real could go a long way right now. If true, then condolences.
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Played BF1 and that's it. Even then I didn't play much. I've downloaded Prey (about 7 hours in, just don't feel like playing it right now), Vampyre (played for an hour, pretty meh tbh) and DBFZ recently. Other than Prey I haven't really played the others much at all.

Everything I want to play comes out later this year. Hyped as fuck for BFV. Going to buy a new PS4 for RDR2, TLoU2 and Ghosts of Tsushima as well.
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DirkDiggles posted...

The only time Scotty had snatch is when he came out of one.

lol

This.
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The last surviving WW1 vet died in like 2012...
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Tbh, I'd likely kill them if they cut my dick off. I showed my wife the article and her reply was "another crazy Thai girl". Told her if she ever cut my dick off for whatever reason, I'd end her life and she said "I wouldn't blame you".
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DavidWong posted...

frozenshock posted...

DavidWong posted...

How do you get back to life after this happens?

What happens when:

1) you need to piss
2) you get aroused

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/explainer/2007/12/castration_anxiety.html

He can still have an erection. In general, castrated men experience a much-diminished sex drive, because their bodies have very low levels of the male hormone testosterone. This lowers the frequency, strength, and duration of erections, and can cause hot flashes, vertigo, loss of body hair, and breast growth. But depending on the individual, it may be possible for him to become aroused and even to ejaculate, although his erection may be modest and there won't be any sperm in his semen. Even if a castrated man can't maintain an erection, he can temporarily reverse the effect by taking testosterone. Also, rapists aren't necessarily driven by sexual desire; a lower sex drive won't prevent attacks that are motivated by a desire for power.

inb4howcanyouhaveanerectionifyourjunkwaschoppedoff

That's castration of the testicles. I'm talking about the phallus itself.

Beat me to it. Guy had dick chopped off, not his nuts.
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legendarylemur posted...

As opposed to the mental damages that comes from discovering your husband is cheating

Thai males are well known to cheat. Every Thai women expects this (they did a poll where 90% of men considered themselves to be playboys and 95% admitted to cheating on their wife/girlfriend). It's why so many Thai girls end up with tomboys or farangs.
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When I read the topic title I figured it would be Thailand. Topic delivered. Thailand is the leader in penis reattachment surgery. Jealous girlfriends/wives do this fairly often there.
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I bought a brand new XBox 360 controller for my PC for less than $15. But yes, controllers are generally expensive as fuck. A new PS4 controller in Thailand costs more than a new game.
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I'd take the deal. I've been kicked/kneed in the balls numerous times in Muay Thai/BJJ far harder than my wife could ever possibly knee me. I never roll with a cup and I rarely sparred with a cup (I know, both kinda stupid but whatever).

Besides, with that kind of money, I'd go to a clinic, fill up a half dozen cups full of jizz and then have my balls amputated. But that's only if it ends up being too painful (which I doubt). It'll suck for a hour or two at most but that's about it.

Tbh, I'd take the deal for a $10,000,000 per year (maybe even $1,000,000).
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Payzmaykr posted...

E32005 posted...

Payzmaykr posted...

Bump. Medical fees are out of control since ACA monopolized the healthcare industry.

What a stupid and factually incorrect statement

Heres the part where I challenge you to back that statement up, and you vanish.

You made the claim, not him. It's on you to back up your statement...
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I don't have a degree and pretty much every job I've ever had kept me well above the poverty line...
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pikachupwnage posted...

PepperoniMaster posted...

Not sure if it counts as filler if it's canon. It lasted nearly 20 episodes so I doubt it's filler, but more like a side arc.

I also became a fan of Fuu. I loved her voice.

You greatly underestimate the amount of filler in naruto. They once had 80 straight episodes of filler.

Yea, the entire ending of the original series. I stopped watching it immediately after the Sauske/Naruto fight. Was told it was all filler so I just skipped to Shippuden.
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VandorLee posted...

MuayThai85 posted...

Garioshi posted...

EliteLevel posted...

The universe was created in the Big Bang.

Some Intelligent Being provided the spark for the Big Bang.

We call this Intelligent Being God.

Hence God exists.

what created god

I always ask this when I get in a debate with someone about the existence of God. They always try to claim that "God exists outside of time and space, thus he doesn't have to follow the rules of our universe!" or some equally stupid argument.

But that doesnt answer or make it so he wasnt created.

Could "God" have a lamer name?

Yes, "Xenu".
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Garioshi posted...

EliteLevel posted...

The universe was created in the Big Bang.

Some Intelligent Being provided the spark for the Big Bang.

We call this Intelligent Being God.

Hence God exists.

what created god

I always ask this when I get in a debate with someone about the existence of God. They always try to claim that "God exists outside of time and space, thus he doesn't have to follow the rules of our universe!" or some equally stupid argument.

If nothing can't come from nothing, then where the fuck did God come from? Something surely would have had to create him if you follow that logic.
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Uncle Choad posted...

tennisdude818 posted...

We could bypass college for so many people if we just taught kids to think about how they want to make money at a younger age. The public sector fucked up public schooling so now everyone thinks they have to go to college. I work in finance and to be honest, thats not a field where college should be required. I learned way more from the CFA and at work that I ever could from university.

Also, IQ tests from employers shouldnt be a legally dangerous practice. Trying to gauge intellect from SAT scores / university prestige is nowhere near as efficient.

Remember that guy Santorum (LOL) called Obama a snob for thinking everybody needs a college education?

College degrees were pushed so hard because the jobs that don't require them (aka physical skills that build things we all use) were drying up due to a recession and nobody spending money on building things.

Skilled trades don't require college, tend to pay more and will never go away. All while not wasting 4 years of your life and putting yourself in debt to do it.
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What's the point of watching it at all if you're blind?
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Aeriis posted...

PiOverlord posted...

Aeriis posted...

MuayThai85 posted...

Aeriis posted...

Im going to want my money back ;(

You don't deserve to get it back and taxpayers shouldn't be forced to pay for you to go to college in the first place, let alone pay off your student loans.

I was joking, but Id be happy to use my tax dollars to help others go to school :)

May I interest you in the utopia known as true Communism.

If we go with Communism, rather than Stalinism, we can allow the most efficient organization of our resources, and everyone will be able to pursue their own desires.

People make fun of people who to College for degrees that society deems "worthless" since it doesn't lead to higher-paying jobs, but college wasn't designed for the fat cows on top to exploit us more by making us pay outrageous prices to work for them, but so that we could expand our knowledge of the world.

Under a communist society, we will finally be able to pursue our own interests, without having to worry about the burden of extreme debt.

I dont know anything about communism tbh, but socialism sounds cool

Both sound fucking terrible...
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With enough DPH (Diphenhydramine) you can. I had a full blown conversation with my dog one night while on that stuff.
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I have 8 left on my motorcycle. I'm returning to Thailand on the 31st, I'll ride it for the last time for those 2 days, do some minor repairs and sell it off. After paying the remainder of the payments I should still have like $1,000 left over.
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