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HashtagTartarus
07/21/18 2:02:37 PM
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If you have a dog, you can pet them and play with them, but you can't have a conversation with them. It's hard to call someone a friend when you can't even discuss the weather with them. If I could talk to dogs, human friends would be obsolete because I could just purchase dog friends.
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ImCallingYouOut
07/21/18 2:03:54 PM
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did your dog wink at u
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Burgess
07/21/18 2:04:11 PM
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You buying dogs would be like forced sex slave labor.
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weekoldhotdog
07/21/18 2:06:58 PM
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HashtagTartarus posted...
I could just purchase dog friends.


You are saying you can only be friends with someone or something only after you have ownership of that thing's complete existance?

That really says a lot about you.
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EliteLevel
07/21/18 2:08:23 PM
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BignutzisBack
07/21/18 2:08:55 PM
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Burgess
07/21/18 2:10:10 PM
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BignutzisBack posted...
https://imgur.com/gSc6hP2

wtf do direct links not work?


Nails really need trimmed.
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MuayThai85
07/21/18 2:12:04 PM
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With enough DPH (Diphenhydramine) you can. I had a full blown conversation with my dog one night while on that stuff.
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BignutzisBack
07/21/18 2:12:14 PM
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Burgess posted...
BignutzisBack posted...
https://imgur.com/gSc6hP2

wtf do direct links not work?


Nails really need trimmed.


yeah...I'm pretty bad about doing that
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Mist_Turnips
07/21/18 2:13:50 PM
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Every dog you own would say the same thing.
"Kill me"
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slimfizzle2
07/21/18 2:25:32 PM
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Do I smell peanut butter.

*lifts head*

I do.

No please no

*fkees*
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SSJCAT
07/21/18 2:27:22 PM
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Hi!!!!!!! Pet me!!!!!!! Do you have food? Throw my toy!!!!! Yes I love you!!!!!! lol thats what itd be like and all of my pets pretty much say that stuff to me anyway
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slimfizzle2
07/21/18 2:33:35 PM
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SSJCAT posted...
and all of my pets pretty much say that stuff to me anyway

Your pets talk to you in English.

My damn cat only speaks Swahili
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dirtycommunist
07/21/18 2:37:34 PM
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I have conversations with my dogs, its just that I do all the speaking parts, mine and theirs. They're pretty vulgar sometimes.
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jpennys_cat
07/21/18 2:43:51 PM
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You could tell your dog not to chase cats.
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HashtagTartarus
07/21/18 3:01:52 PM
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ImCallingYouOut posted...
did your dog wink at u


I don't have a dog.

Burgess posted...


Don't say such disgusting things.

weekoldhotdog posted...
You are saying you can only be friends with someone or something only after you have ownership of that thing's complete existance?

That really says a lot about you.


I just don't want my friends to leave me.

BignutzisBack posted...
https://imgur.com/gSc6hP2

wtf do direct links not work?


Your dog is awesome! Also, any requests to Imgur that have GameFAQs in the "referer" header will fail. Imgur does this annoying thing with websites where if they suspect that if the site is treating Imgur like a CDN, they'll prevent images from being embeded. To prevent broken images from polluting the page, SBAllen changed embeded images from Imgur to links.

There is a way to work around this, but it's a hassle, and everyone would need to install a script/add-on or change settings depending on their browser.

MuayThai85 posted...
With enough DPH (Diphenhydramine) you can. I had a full blown conversation with my dog one night while on that stuff.


Eh, I'm not that desperate yet.

Mist_Turnips posted...
Every dog you own would say the same thing.
"Kill me"


I can't imagine why.
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Authentic_fan
07/21/18 3:03:45 PM
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I talk to my dog all the time
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HashtagTartarus
07/21/18 3:04:17 PM
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slimfizzle2 posted...
Do I smell peanut butter.

*lifts head*

I do.

No please no

*fkees*


Speech obsoletes the peanut butter.

SSJCAT posted...
Hi!!!!!!! Pet me!!!!!!! Do you have food? Throw my toy!!!!! Yes I love you!!!!!! lol thats what itd be like and all of my pets pretty much say that stuff to me anyway


Hopefully a conversation with a talking dog could cover a larger variety of subjects, and with greater nuance.

dirtycommunist posted...
I have conversations with my dogs, its just that I do all the speaking parts, mine and theirs. They're pretty vulgar sometimes.


Do tell.

jpennys_cat posted...
You could tell your dog not to chase cats.


That's optimistic, and not really necessary.

Authentic_fan posted...
I talk to my dog all the time


But what's important is that they talk back.
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The_Doge
07/21/18 4:25:06 PM
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Wow
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VandorLee
07/21/18 4:25:45 PM
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I can talk to your mom.
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The_Doge
07/22/18 3:16:48 AM
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jpennys_cat posted...
You could tell your dog not to chase cats.

Or not
SFXedYz
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catboy0_0
07/22/18 3:17:08 AM
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it's possible to commune with dogs
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jpennys_cat
07/22/18 11:19:59 AM
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The_Doge posted...
jpennys_cat posted...
You could tell your dog not to chase cats.

Or not
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