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EliteLevel
07/21/18 7:56:10 PM
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On the first of evey month she has to knee you in the balls as hard as she can. Youre not allowed protection of any kind.

On the fourth of the month your balls magically return to normal and there is no more pain. But for the first, second and third you must live with pain.

Also the psychological effects do not wear off but they only increase or stay the same depending on how mentally strong you are.
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snowman9267
07/21/18 7:57:26 PM
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What even made you think of this? Go watch some femdom porn or something and spare the rest of us your thoughts.
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EliteLevel
07/21/18 8:01:43 PM
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snowman9267 posted...
What even made you think of this? Go watch some femdom porn or something and spare the rest of us your thoughts.


Is that a yes or a no?
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Arthello
07/21/18 8:02:22 PM
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These topics always come down to someone pointing out that the huge fucking flaw in the OP keeps the girl from being perfect.
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ImTheMacheteGuy
07/21/18 8:04:51 PM
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How does it work if I get her to agree to have her legs amputated above the knee for the first billion up front?
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Blue_Inigo
07/21/18 8:06:14 PM
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In other words, the perfect girl
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DirkDiggles
07/21/18 8:07:37 PM
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I take it. Right before the kick, I'd offer her 1000 bucks not to do it.
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Raikuro
07/21/18 8:12:19 PM
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So in this situation the perfect girl would have very weak kneeing power.
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OwlRammer
07/21/18 8:13:12 PM
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StarReaper13
07/21/18 8:25:22 PM
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That makes it seem like it'll hurt for 3 months consistently, which is absolutely stupid.
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Knowledge_King
07/22/18 12:30:55 AM
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RedWhiteBlue posted...
So she's perfect, and thus when she knees my balls it does no damage to me.

Deal

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FluttershyPony
07/22/18 12:31:38 AM
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ill take the money and dump the girl, thanks.
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Tropicalwood
07/22/18 12:32:25 AM
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What if my perfect girl doesn't have knees?
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sauceje
07/22/18 12:33:23 AM
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I'm perfectly okay with using my billion dollars to get my balls surgically removed
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MuayThai85
07/22/18 12:36:33 AM
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I'd take the deal. I've been kicked/kneed in the balls numerous times in Muay Thai/BJJ far harder than my wife could ever possibly knee me. I never roll with a cup and I rarely sparred with a cup (I know, both kinda stupid but whatever).

Besides, with that kind of money, I'd go to a clinic, fill up a half dozen cups full of jizz and then have my balls amputated. But that's only if it ends up being too painful (which I doubt). It'll suck for a hour or two at most but that's about it.

Tbh, I'd take the deal for a $10,000,000 per year (maybe even $1,000,000).
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Rika_Furude
07/22/18 12:40:02 AM
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FightingGames
07/22/18 12:41:15 AM
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literally no downsides
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Anteaterking
07/22/18 12:44:00 AM
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Arthello posted...
These topics always come down to someone pointing out that the huge fucking flaw in the OP keeps the girl from being perfect.


Yeah but those people are stupid.
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crennigo
07/22/18 12:59:54 AM
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DirkDiggles posted...
I take it. Right before the kick, I'd offer her 1000 bucks not to do it.

And proceed to be kicked two times.
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