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TopicBest poptart flavor IYO?
MrResetti
09/01/21 7:01:59 AM
#29
Unfrosted brown sugar cinnamon


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TopicHot Eurasian Girl is 25
MrResetti
08/30/21 8:05:41 PM
#6
EmbraceOfDeath posted...
Bro, 40 isn't prime. Now 41, that's prime.

*Clap clap*

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TopicI handed a Zoomer-aged cashier a $2 bill...
MrResetti
08/30/21 8:04:45 PM
#5
When I was broke I used my collection of half dollars to pay for beer. I eventually got a few back around town

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TopicWould you consider relocating to Chicago?
MrResetti
08/30/21 8:03:36 PM
#88
TopicThis is the best edit ever
MrResetti
08/30/21 7:59:57 PM
#5
TopicMilitia men training clip goes viral and gets mocked as 'Meal Team Six'.
MrResetti
08/30/21 7:32:09 PM
#10
His dumb ass probably thought he got shot too

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TopicTaliban execute folk singer days after saying music is forbidden.
MrResetti
08/30/21 7:16:55 PM
#27
TopicThe perfect girl but she's Venom.
MrResetti
08/30/21 7:12:29 PM
#15
TopicCan't believe I'm spending $400 on a single toy.
MrResetti
08/30/21 7:11:30 PM
#6
Do sex toy collectors keep things sealed in box or do they fuck them regardless of resale?

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TopicIf the parallel universes hypothesis is true...
MrResetti
08/30/21 7:10:36 PM
#17
TopicDave Mustaine of Megadeth goes on anti-lockdown/anti-mask rant.
MrResetti
08/30/21 8:13:50 AM
#38
"This next one's called Wake Up Dead"

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TopicITT: Post a picture you have on hand
MrResetti
08/30/21 8:11:34 AM
#59
TopicNew roof leaked and now I have interior damage. Should roofers cover this?
MrResetti
08/29/21 5:19:16 PM
#16
TopicHave you ever noticed how much ppl say y'know when they talk?
MrResetti
08/28/21 1:30:51 PM
#4
TopicStatistics show you can tell a person's POLITICS by what VEHICLE they Drive!!
MrResetti
08/28/21 1:30:27 PM
#6
TopicFind a girlfriend/boyfriend HERE!!
MrResetti
08/27/21 2:36:43 PM
#2
TopicOh lordy. Pop everywhere.
MrResetti
08/27/21 2:30:05 PM
#5
Topicis there a more punchable face than this guy?
MrResetti
08/26/21 8:32:26 PM
#14
Topicwhat are you avoiding doing rn
MrResetti
08/26/21 8:30:06 PM
#12
Building a relationship with my future step child

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TopicI'd fuck Jen Psaki
MrResetti
08/26/21 8:28:59 PM
#2
TopicMy girlfriend asked how I felt about threesomes
MrResetti
08/26/21 8:21:49 PM
#26
This is a pivotal moment in your relationship.
Where it starts falling apart.

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TopicMy workplace is so badly managed they didnt use any of my annual leave
MrResetti
08/26/21 8:10:10 AM
#10
So did you not get paid or have absences or what

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TopicReminder: this is what they consider an attractive female in the UK
MrResetti
08/26/21 8:09:02 AM
#4
TopicI quit a lot of jobs in a huff when I was younger, but none of them were like
MrResetti
08/26/21 6:55:34 AM
#11
I've seen someone walk out on a job once. He became everyone's favorite joke and we all got to bond over what a complete baby he was.

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TopicYour girlfriend buys you matching 'Taiwan is a country' T-shirts
MrResetti
08/26/21 6:53:20 AM
#6
TopicWhat's your Guilty Pleasure movie?
MrResetti
08/26/21 6:51:34 AM
#37
TopicDid you fail any subjects in high school?
MrResetti
08/25/21 7:46:58 PM
#3
A quarter of geometry because I didn't do my work. Still passed.

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TopicShow your age. Can you name both of these guys?
MrResetti
08/25/21 4:03:19 PM
#26
TopicPerson that thinks they know how to cook, cooks with olive oil
MrResetti
08/25/21 4:00:18 PM
#39
TopicHoly shit, I just realized I'm about to become ? Block level
MrResetti
08/25/21 6:37:31 AM
#6
TopicIs it ever a good idea to date a girl you don't really want?
MrResetti
08/23/21 4:41:19 PM
#14
You'll just be scummy and thinking of others. No one is worth being hurt because you felt like settling for the time being

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TopicMarlon Wayans explains why he decided to never get married
MrResetti
08/22/21 10:56:31 AM
#5
Well she's dead so... What's the excuse now?

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TopicSo why aren't you in church?
MrResetti
08/22/21 10:55:27 AM
#20
TopicSucks knowing that the reason you can't get a GF...
MrResetti
08/22/21 10:54:44 AM
#48
Being shit at holding a conversation=\=social anxiety.

Every party is nervous on a first date. It's the job of genuine conversation to ease each other into a comfort zone and then let the initial attraction do the work.

Oh wait this is another joke topic, nvm. You're forever alone ladadada


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TopicShould I get Chinese or Subway
MrResetti
08/21/21 5:19:33 PM
#2
TopicWho's been cheated on in a relationship?
MrResetti
08/20/21 7:09:07 AM
#26
Can we ever really say no or is it more "not that I know of"

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TopicGet busy livin, or get busy dyin
MrResetti
08/19/21 9:20:33 PM
#7
I think apocalypse now as a film really falls flat and the extended cut only extends the viewer's misery

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TopicEver met someone with worse teeth than this?
MrResetti
08/19/21 9:17:14 PM
#3
I'm from the south and work in a hospital

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TopicI love my fucking job
MrResetti
08/19/21 6:42:09 PM
#13
Topici need new hats that aren't baseball caps or obviously a fedora
MrResetti
08/19/21 6:34:50 PM
#8
TopicCalifornia $600 dollar stimulus is almost here. Coming in September.
MrResetti
08/19/21 6:34:17 PM
#2
That's like 50 double double meals

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TopicI have many users tagged. Post and I'll tell you what your tag is
MrResetti
08/19/21 6:31:43 PM
#124
TopicMan poses as 60 year old granny on Tinder
MrResetti
08/19/21 6:28:27 PM
#5
TopicI have many users tagged. Post and I'll tell you what your tag is
MrResetti
08/19/21 6:27:56 PM
#119
Topicthe fact that some people rename kids after adopting is disgusting
MrResetti
08/19/21 1:49:15 PM
#24
We had that happen to a kid in middle school and they took his picture for the yearbook twice.

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TopicCats with cigarettes
MrResetti
08/19/21 7:36:27 AM
#10
Lol at y'all thinking a cigarette will just magically light and and the cat will breathe in smoke.

You have to inhale to light it or the fire will do nothing


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TopicBudget of a 25yo that makes 100k
MrResetti
08/18/21 8:24:53 PM
#133
Lol at only paying that for rent.

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TopicThe year is 1492 and you are on the Santa Maria.
MrResetti
08/17/21 7:59:46 PM
#2
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