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TopicHoly fuck Namekmania is the best episode of DBZ Abridged yet! Spoilers
MrResetti
07/02/18 1:40:36 PM
#2
TopicUm what? Youtube Show called Cobra Kai about The Karate Kid 30 years later.
MrResetti
07/02/18 1:39:21 PM
#33
Cmon down to Daniel San motors
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TopicWhat age did you first get your drivers license?
MrResetti
07/02/18 1:38:00 PM
#2
Topic"Do you know what sucked? That video game Guitar Hero. "
MrResetti
06/29/18 8:21:07 PM
#50
Topic*Posts obscure adjective in sentence*
MrResetti
06/29/18 8:20:05 PM
#1
*immediately Google's word to make sure it's what you meant*

Asterisk
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TopicAm about to begin playing Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory for the first time.
MrResetti
06/28/18 10:43:40 AM
#7
"The Maria Narcissa is a boat"
"So was the last girl you set me up with"
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TopicDo you know anyone who has alltimers?
MrResetti
06/27/18 8:08:22 PM
#13
TopicI've never seen The Passion of the Christ.
MrResetti
06/27/18 8:07:31 PM
#2
"Do you know how to use one of these?"

"Do you know how to use one of theeeese?"
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Topicme at da beach
MrResetti
06/27/18 8:06:12 PM
#2
That's actually a pic of me at the beach.
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TopicBiggest turnoffs during sex?
MrResetti
06/27/18 8:05:21 PM
#9
TopicI have never been able to "finish" during sex
MrResetti
06/27/18 8:01:59 PM
#4
You need to ease up on that Kung Fu grip
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TopicHow do YOU give back to society?
MrResetti
06/27/18 8:01:11 PM
#15
TopicPoopin' thread: dead turds rise again
MrResetti
06/26/18 4:30:14 PM
#27
I just had to get the extra hot wings
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TopicI wonder what it's like to date Taylor Swift
MrResetti
06/25/18 1:55:35 PM
#4
I imagine shes a pretty lackluster person who becomes much less interesting when you become exclusive
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TopicAdmit it. You've never slept with a girl who had D-cups or bigger.
MrResetti
06/25/18 1:49:22 PM
#19
TopicDiscovering Discogs is going to make me go broke.
MrResetti
06/25/18 1:45:18 PM
#24
Nice. The shop I go to know me on a first name basis so I don't even bother ordering online anymore.
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TopicDiscovering Discogs is going to make me go broke.
MrResetti
06/25/18 8:14:29 AM
#19
But then where's the magic of finding that original press in thr used section of your local shop for $6
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TopicITT: Best American Dad moments
MrResetti
06/24/18 11:26:44 PM
#40
TopicAm about to begin playing Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory for the first time.
MrResetti
06/24/18 11:23:35 PM
#2
It's good. The air foil is a God send if you're going for those 100% ratings.
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TopicI feel like Bubble Bobble doesn't get enough credit for being an amazing game
MrResetti
06/24/18 11:21:01 PM
#10
TopicI got in a 100mph car crash
MrResetti
06/24/18 11:14:02 PM
#20
And the idea of almost dying has set in

This must be what anxiety feels like!
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Topicim not sober
MrResetti
06/24/18 6:49:56 PM
#2
TopicInstalling Windows 7 on a virtual machine.
MrResetti
06/24/18 6:48:13 PM
#2
TopicI got in a 100mph car crash
MrResetti
06/24/18 5:49:32 PM
#16
HypnoCoosh posted...
I don't believe TC.

100 mph crash in a camry someone would be dead or in critical condition.


Some things just can't be explained. His car had a salvage title and the airbags didn't even deploy.
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TopicI got in a 100mph car crash
MrResetti
06/24/18 4:40:35 PM
#11
I'm fine. Everyone got out with just some bumps and bruises. No other cars involed. We hit a guard rail and it shit us across the two lane highway into the wires that separate the North and South bound traffic.

The neck is pretty fucked up but it should be repairable. The body is fine.
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TopicIf you had a very rare sealed game, what would you do?
MrResetti
06/24/18 8:43:47 AM
#2
TopicI got in a 100mph car crash
MrResetti
06/24/18 8:43:05 AM
#1
I was in the back seat of a Camry trying to make it to a show on time and my dumbass friend over corrected. The bass that is my in my account photo is now broken.

How was your Saturday?
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TopicReminder: I have a hot asian girlfriend with big breasts and we have sex a lot.
MrResetti
06/23/18 12:59:36 PM
#16
TopicFederer didn't deserve to win today
MrResetti
06/21/18 9:42:28 PM
#4
TopicJust started watching Rick and Morty for the first time.
MrResetti
06/21/18 9:30:23 PM
#25
Muffinz0rz posted...
MrK3V posted...
Is there really like smart humor in this? Like apparently everyone says? Because I'm really stupid, and it's been making me laugh

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

Where's this from?
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TopicGetting paid to shitpost while pooping
MrResetti
06/21/18 9:29:41 PM
#3
People use the restroom on their break?
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TopicITT: Post Nintendo characters that will never be playable in Super Smash Bros
MrResetti
06/21/18 9:28:36 PM
#2
The fat shy guy from paper mario
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TopicHow to cook Pork Shoulder?
MrResetti
06/21/18 9:26:46 PM
#4
Topicbout to get laid
MrResetti
06/21/18 9:25:58 PM
#6
TopicSave that Band/Musician! FINAL ROUND! Led Zeppelin vs Queen!
MrResetti
06/21/18 9:07:15 PM
#26
TopicSave that Band/Musician! FINAL ROUND! Led Zeppelin vs Queen!
MrResetti
06/21/18 9:06:58 PM
#25
Popcorn_Fairy posted...
June 21th

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TopicRecommend me some old Western movies
MrResetti
06/21/18 9:04:16 PM
#11
What are the ones where Clint Eastwood is a ghost or something
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TopicPet peeves
MrResetti
06/21/18 8:41:30 PM
#1
People who don't get the Husker D reference in Joe Dirt
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TopicIs your high school a good school?
MrResetti
06/21/18 7:13:55 AM
#6
The honors and AP teachers were good, but if you were taking standard courses it probably wasnt
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Topicitt post a pokemon...
MrResetti
06/21/18 7:10:33 AM
#97
TopicWho should be CE's main nominee for the next character battle
MrResetti
06/19/18 1:24:33 PM
#4
Topicwow Fortnite is not fun
MrResetti
06/19/18 1:12:57 PM
#44
TopicA question I'd like to ask CE
MrResetti
06/19/18 1:11:14 PM
#12
TopicStrikeGently's Dating Advice Topic
MrResetti
06/15/18 9:14:47 PM
#46
TopicWhat were your hardest or worst job interview questions?
MrResetti
06/15/18 9:00:42 PM
#14
Whenever they ask about disagreeing with management
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