Lurker > Mover_of_Zigs

Yeah, well God just happens to be riddled with health problems and ill-equipped for survival in the wild.
He could have worked out all the kinks before firing up the assembly line, but it would have crushed his ego. Why do you think He's always hidden while demanding to be worshipped and thought of as perfect?
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I generally don't like receiving them
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I want to shoot I-beams.
Like, actual steel beams. From my eyes.
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I don't try to hide mine.
It's your own fault if you look.

Also, if you do look, your eyes are now absorbing light that touched it.
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You should probably send Rockstar a letter asking for a specific percentage of increased action for part 3.
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Accept the Dumptruck as your Lord and Earth-Mover, that He may spare you in the time of the Great Demolition.

...and abolish the Electoral College!

It seriously works against us and needs to go.
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Apparently in my area, early voting showed a 2496 percent increase in the under 29 age group over the 2014 midterms.

I think it might have something to do with legalizing the marijuanas.
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Judgmenl posted...

What are common things to get at a diner for people who hate eggs?

Wait for the eggs to grow up, and you can eat chicken...or platypus or whatever's in your eggs.
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papercup posted...

I live in one of the reddest states. My vote DOESN'T matter.

Obi-Wan Kenobi said...

That's your uncle talking.

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Oops_All_Berrys posted...

Cruz is preparing a batch of celebratory hair to eat when he wins

This.
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Nobody calls Soundwave a Cruz-o-matic!
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I saw a video of him trying to cover Bohemian Rhapsody, and I just felt so bad for him. I know one does not simply outperform Freddie Mercury, but damn...it was just embarrassing
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I read it as "can someone explain the dildo outrage to me"

Sorry, if it doesn't involve dildos I'm afraid I can't help.
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Having done both, definitely high
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Accept the Dumptruck as your Lord and Earth-Mover, that He may spare you in the time of the Great Demolition.

My newer laptop drank an entire glass of milk thanks to my daughter, so I currently use a PC from 2004 running Windows XP to do my SNES hakchi-ing. Works just fine.
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Never seen or read Thinner but I can only assume it's about paint.
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TheWorstPoster posted...

Mover_of_Zigs posted...

This reminds me of a dream I had once.

Two men attempted to murder a trucker, but they were stopped by a pint sized witch doctor who put a curse on them which would eventually turn them into killer whales. The witch doctor told them the only way to lift the curse was to apologize for what they had done, and then eat a whole live fish.

Make a novel out of it

I've kind of sort of been toying with the idea of stitching my dreams together into a single narrative involving mind control pickles, traveling to the bottom of the sea on a toilet seat, a touch of time travel, maybe some secret origins of life and other such nonsense. I actually had a well thought out plan that I ended up forgetting most of...Maybe it'll come back to me
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Peter Cushing
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Accept the Dumptruck as your Lord and Earth-Mover, that He may spare you in the time of the Great Demolition.

This reminds me of a dream I had once.

Two men attempted to murder a trucker, but they were stopped by a pint sized witch doctor who put a curse on them which would eventually turn them into killer whales. The witch doctor told them the only way to lift the curse was to apologize for what they had done, and then eat a whole live fish.
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Daddy?
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This one cracks me up every time

It also makes my ears bleed, but I dont usually let it go that long
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Accept the Dumptruck as your Lord and Earth-Mover, that He may spare you in the time of the Great Demolition.

World Panda Federation, now with more eucalyptus
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Accept the Dumptruck as your Lord and Earth-Mover, that He may spare you in the time of the Great Demolition.

I had my tonsils out at age 19 back in 2000. Afterwards, my throat got infected because they use this for training: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/iphone/960142-amateur-surgeon

Luckily, or foolishly? my roommate didn't take all his antibiotics the last time he had an infection, so I took the rest of his meds and everything cleared up.
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I don't eat it. Mayonnaise is an instrument.
It's butter for me, unless I can think of anything better. Ranch? Cheez Whiz? Trying to keep an open mind.
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Accept the Dumptruck as your Lord and Earth-Mover, that He may spare you in the time of the Great Demolition.

Not directed at you, TC, just providing useful information.

https://biblicalgenderroles.com/2015/10/03/7-ways-to-discipline-your-wife/

I think you're supposed to wait until you're married to start beating her.
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I used to be a WWF fan.

Brutus the Barber Beefcake's titanian steel blades can cut through anything.
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Put a suction-cup dildo on it. Now your wall is masculine.
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Accept the Dumptruck as your Lord and Earth-Mover, that He may spare you in the time of the Great Demolition.

Name your son after the man, the myth, the legend:

Xoxoxlyx

Women will fear him. Men will want to fear him. Cats will piss on the sofa at the mere mention of his name.
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Accept the Dumptruck as your Lord and Earth-Mover, that He may spare you in the time of the Great Demolition.

Have you tried doing or do-notting, since there is no try?
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Have you tried turning it off and back on again?
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Accept the Dumptruck as your Lord and Earth-Mover, that He may spare you in the time of the Great Demolition.

Dmess85 posted...

Is Sephiroth a boy or a girl?

No.
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