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darcandkharg31 posted...

2nd from the right is Melania Trump. I always wondered where she was manufactured.
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I started a Facebook group once and invited everyone I could find with the same first and last name as me.
A few joined, but I was the only one who ever posted. Uncooperative bastards...
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rogerskg1979 posted...

(I actually kind of wish they would remake the prequel trilogy into a good trilogy though, but I hope they never touch the original trilogy.)

Me too. There's actually a great, interesting story underneath all that mess. If Lucas would have taken his ideas to a good writer and director, we could have had something amazing.
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MICHALECOLE posted...

Mover_of_Zigs posted...

Speaking of popular names, about 50% of all dogs in my area are named Bailey

Bullshit

I stand corrected
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My story will be great to tell the kids someday.
I was 19, on a dating site looking for a girlfriend and my future wife messaged me, but she lived too far away for my liking so it didn't go anywhere.
But I wasn't finding anyone worthwhile, so I decided "Fuck dating, I just need to get laid." So I just focused on finding a piece of ass and she messaged me again. This time, I figured it wasn't too far to drive just once, so we hooked up and ended up liking each other. Been together 18 years now.
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Speaking of popular names, about 50% of all dogs in my area are named Bailey. And there's about a 10% chance that any given family here has kids named Madison and Hunter.

My name, according to a book I had as a kid, was the most common in the 1950's. So when some of these damn senior citizens die off, my name will start becoming more rare again.
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The man who taught me to read lips...
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Aculo posted...

If my next child is a boy, I will have him circumcised while he's a baby, ok?

Well that's a dick thing to do...

;-]
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All this Lion King is making me want to watch Shaolin Soccer again
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Then water you wasting your time here for?
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That's something I'd never do.

I don't like to share cups.
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LinkPizza posted...

Mover_of_Zigs posted...

I know a few uncircumcised people, and they've never once expressed any unhappiness over the state of their dicks.

In fact there's one in particluar whose wife likes to brag about how awesome her husband's uncut dick is.

I dont know many people who dont like the state of the dick penis they grew up with. Which is what I said earlier. People will normally keep whichever one they grow up with. Which is why not circumcising is almost like making the choice for them.

I said that because if uncircumcised penises were really that filthy and disease-ridden, you'd think people would be unhappy with it. The ones I know are totally cool with it. I know this because our wives talk about our penises behind our backs
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Finland is there because nothing is ever black and white.
There always has to be a third option.
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This is important research.
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kangolcone posted...

Look at the growth of CEO compensation compared to wage growth for those they oversee for the last 50 years.

Well that gold-plated yacht isn't going to buy itself...
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I know a few uncircumcised people, and they've never once expressed any unhappiness over the state of their dicks.

In fact there's one in particluar whose wife likes to brag about how awesome her husband's uncut dick is.
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I made a totally harmless comment about a high school classmate having a large family.
I guess he was extremely sensitive about having a lot of brothers, because he was furious.
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The irony. It just dawned on me.
(The fact that my name comes from a Genesis game but I've never owned any Sega console)
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I live where the temperature dips much further below zero than it has any business doing in civilized society, so I use my butt warmer regularly and with reckless abandon.
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If people are passing it off as a preventative measure against something or other, then we should probably remove infants' gallbladders, tonsils, and appendices too. Just to be sure.
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I'm all for the "be excellent to each other" parts, but if they stray into the "you can drink bleach and be ok if you believe hard enough" territory, then things get weird.
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It's being reanimated
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Mead posted...

I had a sega genesis and a sega dreamcast

Dreamcast was fuckin dope but my stupid cousin poured sand into it

My step sister used to chew on our controller cords...ruined my favorite NES controller... It had individual toggles for A and B turbo settings
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Revelation34 posted...

Judgmenl posted...

Ordered an RTX 2070 and it's coming TODAY.
It's out for Delivery and I should get it within a couple of hours.
The anxiety is KILLING me.

I once got a package at 8 PM that had been "out for delivery" all day.

I once delivered packages until 11:45 pm.
Lots of onces, actually
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_AdjI_ posted...

Cosmetic surgery on people who can't consent is not okay.

This. My son is uncircumcised simply because there's no actual reason to do it other than "tradition" and I'm not so sure a genital-slicing tradition is really worth continuing.
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As a package delivery driver, I hope you get it before you go to bed ;)

Tis the season to work us as late as the DOT allows
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Impavid54 posted...

There's this other girl however who I legit hate. She has some big fucking knockers
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But she has a boyfriend

Be ready to swoop in for the rebound when they break up. People you hate make the best girlfriends.
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Dark Sided!


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As an American, maybe show some examples of common core?
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I've never owned a Sega console, and I was out saving the galaxy when your grandfather was in diapers.
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Depends on whether or not you ever bought one.
If you own a car and don't have a car, then I would say something is amiss.
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Gotta admire Freddie' s dedication, though. He spent the last 4-ish years of his life under a death sentence, and kept making music until he literally couldn't anymore. The parts of the song Mother Love he was able to finish were recorded only 6 months before he died. He was so weak he could barely stand at that point, but you'd never know from listening to it.
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I saw a Gamestop manager in Target yesterday, but it was Sunday so he had pants on.
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Don't ever feel like you have to smile.

Also...ethnic cleansing is bad, mmkay?
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Better be A+ next time.

Nah, but that is cool. I love me some gadgets.
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ASlaveObeys posted...

I work with autistic kids. Small talk isn't normal, unless we are working on getting better at small talk.

My son is autistic, and in a lot of ways it's like living with Drax the Destroyer (movie version at least, I havent read the comics) and I mean that in the nicest possible way.
He's made tons of progress since starting school and is starting to even make jokes occasionally, which is a huge milestone for him.
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I worked at Wal-Mart years and years ago, and whenever I'm at a store like that I find myself straightening the stuff on their shelves as I'm shopping
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Think it'll be a white Giftsmas?
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Mead posted...

its kinda fucking great

Bernard is my homeboy.
...Homegirl?
I love Bernard. And the old Man who guards the wall. And Robert Deniro's character. And every other character.
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I re-heat toast in a pizza oven.
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I prefer marshmallow creme. Same look, new great taste.
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I reheat my pizza, but only until it's lukewarm. I'm an American, dammit, and I don't have the patience to fully cook things.

SunWuKung420 posted...

We use our microwave to store bread primarily. It's useful.

We use our microwave primarily for temporary storage of anything we don't want the cat digging in.
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Mayonnaise is the secret ingredient in my cranberry sauce
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The most amusing group is the evangelical Christian Trump supporters, because out of all the candidates on all sides, Trump was the absolute sleaziest of the lot. Jesus would be proud.
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Sweet, I don't come across many Pain of Salvation fans. They're my 2nd favorite band, just below Queen, and I managed to get signed copies of Falling Home, BE, and Remedy Lane
I almost got to see them in Minneapolis a few years back. Had my tickets, but Daniel was sick and had to cancel the show.
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Khakis, but dont go around sticking apostrophes all over them or they'll get wrinkled.
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Disco Queen!


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I almost exclusively use my PS3 to play the PS1 classics I've downloaded.
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Black Friday matters.

That's why.
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I really, really wanted Squeenix to embrace the blockiness of Final Fantasy 7 and give us LEGO FF7 instead of a serious remake.

All the LEGO Star Wars and Harry Potters and stuff I've played have been basically the same game with different themes, but by tackling an RPG franchise they could have created something really unique and loads of fun...
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