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Lokarin posted...

Your Sister is a Werewolf

That's beside the point.
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We need a movie about Christopher Lee's Nazi hunting days
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Accept the Dumptruck as your Lord and Earth-Mover, that He may spare you in the time of the Great Demolition.

https://imgur.com/MsdPW9Q
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Accept the Dumptruck as your Lord and Earth-Mover, that He may spare you in the time of the Great Demolition.

Attack of the Clones had some serious, serious internal logic flaws.

My favorite is:
Anakin - "Shoot him down!"
Clonetrooper - "We're out of rockets!"

...Dude, did you forget you have like 20 laser cannons on that thing?
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To be fair, when I was younger I watched Saved By The Bell and Captain N, and those aren't any better
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Wizards of Waverly Place is an abomination unto the Dumptruck
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Traveling and eating many of the worlds highest rated spots.

"What do you mean I can't chew on the Sphinx?? I'm rich!"
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JanwayDaahl posted...

It's not as simple as you're making it out to be.

It could be that simple if people could take a break from being assholes. Not sure why anyone would defend locking somebody away over clothes.
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My kids watched that the other day, and my 11 year old daughter was making a lot of these same comments
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I care now.
Mother 3 made me care more.
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JanwayDaahl posted...

Your moral values aren't any more important than another culture's

They are if another culture's morals are stupid. I'm a firm believer in leaving people the fuck alone if they're not negatively impacting anyone. Holding someone captive because of an outfit is ridiculous, whether or not it's "lawful."

It's absolutely no different than if I'd kidnap someone and lock them in my basement because they were wearing shorts and I prefer long pants.
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I use the Elder Swear so people know I mean business.
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Accept the Dumptruck as your Lord and Earth-Mover, that He may spare you in the time of the Great Demolition.

I wonder who would win in a fight between Sofia the First and Sophia the Third.

I'd put my money on Sofia the First, because no amount of artillery can overcome the power of believing in yourself. She'd pull some deus ex machina bullshit out of her ass.
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Zorak, because he is green with evil!!
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Accept the Dumptruck as your Lord and Earth-Mover, that He may spare you in the time of the Great Demolition.

I made this many years ago. I was so proud.
https://cheezburger.com/4252250624/fishermans-worf
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I bought an MP3 player 10 years ago to listen to while driving for work, and I think the battery life is something like 8 million hours. Seriously, it's got like a tiny nuclear reactor inside or just runs on energy that it sucks from my soul or something. After I stopped using it at work I'd still use it semi-regularly while mowing our lawn or washing dishes or just hooking it up to our stereo and letting it play all day while cleaning...and I've only had to charge it two or three times.
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SunWuKung420 posted...

What's a 9gag meme?

It's a 4chan meme that has since leveled up 5 times.
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Have you tried calling her a dog?
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Accept the Dumptruck as your Lord and Earth-Mover, that He may spare you in the time of the Great Demolition.

Because your mom has never been in space.
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Accept the Dumptruck as your Lord and Earth-Mover, that He may spare you in the time of the Great Demolition.

Like the dream I had that I named "Schlong Pong?"

Upon waking, I laid in bed for a long time in shock at what the fuck I had just seen...
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rogerskg1979 posted...

Mead posted...

Printing press and then the internet

Both allowed information and education to be accessed by people who were otherwise walled off from learning

The internet made porn accessible to millions of people, and that's more important.

kangolcone posted...

The integrated circuit as conceived by Robert Noyce.

Its the reason we can have small electronics.

The internet gave free porn to the masses, and the smaller electronics that led to smartphones let us take our porn anywhere discreetly.

Truly these are blessed times.
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How could I possibly have forgotten Gentlemen Broncos? That's a true classic, on par with Cabin Boy.
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Accept the Dumptruck as your Lord and Earth-Mover, that He may spare you in the time of the Great Demolition.

I had the 2600. Sometimes my babysitter would bring over Adventure or Keystone Kapers. That was the bees' shits.
I wish new consoles had a woodgrain finish.
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man101 posted...

LeetCheet posted...

The Last Jedi made me lose my interest in the Star Wars franchise : /

Yeah actually even though TFA was extremely derivative it was still a well made and entertaining film. I at least looked forward to what they would do with it in the sequels. Now honestly I only want to see episode 9 to see how Abrams tries to pull the trilogy out of the pit it dug itself into. I have no emotional investment in it.

While I did enjoy 7 and 8 as a whole and want to see 9... I'm hoping not to but fully expecting to see them face an EVEM BIGGAR superweapon for the grand finale.

That's one area where the prequels were better. There was plot recycling, but at least Lucas knew better than to make more than 2 Death Stars.
It might be realistic for them to keep building bigger and deadlier weapons, but it's not interesting.
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darcandkharg31 posted...

Gay!!!!

Not that there's anything wrong with that!
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Should have gone with something more subtle, like "You're like cocaine to me. I enjoy our time together, but if I'm around you too much you'll probably ruin my life."
Then she'd want to prove you wrong and she'd be yours forever.
If anyone else needs dating advice, feel free to ask. I've been with the same girl for 18 years and she hasn't poisoned me yet.
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MICHALECOLE posted...

eternal sunshine

That reminded me of Little Miss Sunshine. Incredible movie, and the grandpa gives great advice.
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If you want to see dinosaurs in the afterlife, then you must accept the Dumptruck as your Lord and Earth-Mover.
Dwell not in the depths where the diesel fumes gather, but rather in the path illuminated by His Headlamps of Truth.
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Accept the Dumptruck as your Lord and Earth-Mover, that He may spare you in the time of the Great Demolition.

But Captain Planet will help us put asunder bad guys who like to loot and plunder.
So if you're gonna loot, cover yourself in sewage first to be safe.

I've never liked Captain Planet, but I have the entire theme song memorized...what am I doing with my life?
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argonautweakend posted...

lucas written scene involving romance.

I wish I could wish away my feelings
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From that list? GB Color since it can play Wario Land 3 and Zelda: Oracle of Outsourcing

I've never owned one though. I went straight from the original grey brick to the Advance SP.
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pedro45 posted...

Marriage was the most important cause it gave us all a reason to go to work :)
Then from there we made our work more productive to stay away from home longer.

You should probably try to marry someone you like next time
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Metriod42 posted...

No real lightsaber duel with Luke. Bad writing.

That was my favorite part. Kylo Ren thought he was finally getting the revenge he wanted so badly, and it turned out to be astral projection trolling at its finest
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Nice to see all the love for Malkovich.

Craig said...

How do you know I wont be seeing what you're seeing in court?!

I totally forgot Fight Club was a book first...I even own the book, I just haven't read it yet.
Matrix and Malkovich definitely were not based on novels though.
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Being John Malkovich
Fight Club
Swiss Army Man

All relatively recent, but that's what I could think of off the top of my head
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Either way. Christmas is one of the holidays.

Personally, I celebrate Giftsmas. It's a nonreligious holiday where we skip the parts about invisible sky wizards and just show appreciation for those we care about.
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I guess it depends on what you're raging at.
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Accept the Dumptruck as your Lord and Earth-Mover, that He may spare you in the time of the Great Demolition.

My wife wanted me to try on one of her shirts today.
For the briefest of moments... I felt cute
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Accept the Dumptruck as your Lord and Earth-Mover, that He may spare you in the time of the Great Demolition.

Vidya games, but I play while kneeling.
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Accept the Dumptruck as your Lord and Earth-Mover, that He may spare you in the time of the Great Demolition.

The Indy 500 is a race, but I don't want to get banned so I don't talk about it.
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Accept the Dumptruck as your Lord and Earth-Mover, that He may spare you in the time of the Great Demolition.

To anyone who says the USA is a Christian nation... Article 11 of the Treaty of Tripoli from 1797 specifically states that you are full of shit
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Kyuubi4269 posted...

rogerskg1979 posted...

He's probably referring to when Ben Franklin flew his kite in the storm. Franklin discovered electricity, but he didn't invent electricity.

He discovered that lightning is electric, which is about on par with discovering that fire is hot.

But...is water wet?
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I bet the kite story is bullshit that Franklin made up because he wanted to seem edgy.
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That's some Rare knowledge you have there
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Accept the Dumptruck as your Lord and Earth-Mover, that He may spare you in the time of the Great Demolition.

wwinterj25 posted...

Wouldn't say hot but eh I'd slip her one so C.

Have to agree
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I personally prefer Stardust, but I respect the Princess Bride
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MARSHMALLoW FLUFF
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Accept the Dumptruck as your Lord and Earth-Mover, that He may spare you in the time of the Great Demolition.

I used to work at a call center, taking reservations for Choice Hotels.
Sometimes they'd have "random" drawings for prizes that hotel owners would send, and it was the same pool of 10 or so people that would win everything. Somehow, it was always the ones that had worked there for years and were popular with the managers. Funny how that works.
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I can imagine it being like when you toss a few cords into a box and then pull them out a few days later.

You're going to open the oven door and find the chicken inexplicably mixed in with the mac and cheese.
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I can bake a frozen pizza like nobody's business.
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Accept the Dumptruck as your Lord and Earth-Mover, that He may spare you in the time of the Great Demolition.