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TopicI love all Kung Fu movies
Mover_of_Zigs
09/30/17 11:49:48 PM
#2
I simply adore Shaolin Soccer. Does that count as kung fu?
TopicGeorge Lucas should have been involved in the newer Star Wars movies.
Mover_of_Zigs
09/30/17 11:47:44 PM
#47
Fantasy started when humans invented religion
TopicSoy Sauce
Mover_of_Zigs
09/30/17 10:09:45 PM
#1
...is Spanish for "I am sauce."

Good day.
TopicGeorge Lucas should have been involved in the newer Star Wars movies.
Mover_of_Zigs
09/30/17 6:57:01 PM
#32
At least one good thing came from the prequels. Without them, we wouldn't have the glory that is Backstroke of the West.

TopicDo you agree with Donald Trump that the NFL should make a rule against kneeling?
Mover_of_Zigs
09/30/17 5:09:31 PM
#7
The NFL needs to require all players to kneel before Zod.
TopicOlivia Wilde would make a great Android 18:
Mover_of_Zigs
09/30/17 5:08:18 PM
#20
saspa posted...
"haughty"

Its spelled "hottie"
Topicgot this fat skank coming over to cook me pierogies topless
Mover_of_Zigs
09/30/17 5:04:06 PM
#10
Pics of the pierogies or it didn't happen
TopicDo you like waffles?
Mover_of_Zigs
09/30/17 11:22:08 AM
#38
I like mayonnaise on my waffles
TopicPublic PSA Announcement: Original Fallout is free on Steam right now.
Mover_of_Zigs
09/30/17 10:38:33 AM
#3
Public public service announcement announcement!
TopicAnswer a stupid question, ask a stupid question.
Mover_of_Zigs
09/30/17 2:26:55 AM
#221
No, but it is weird to touch a college girl while thinking of yourself.

What if Donald Trump is really possessed by the essence of a dark pickle he found in a cursed jar one fateful storming day?
TopicDo you accept the Dumptruck...
Mover_of_Zigs
09/29/17 4:11:50 PM
#7
wolfy42 posted...
all who believe in the Dumptruck are mislead and shall be doomed to eternal boredom.

The Dumptruck throws the best parties, but if you do not join him you'll never be allowed in.

Kungfu Kenobi posted...
Heretic! There are no roads traveled by Dumptruck or man that were not touched first by the Great Steamroller.

Then how did all this dirt and rock get here without a divine Dumptruck to haul it?
TopicWho wants to tell me a joke?
Mover_of_Zigs
09/29/17 2:16:14 PM
#13
BobToxsick posted...
Last night I stopped a rape....i decided to stay home

Good, because you were asking for it the way you were dressed.
TopicKrusty Krab or The Krusty Krab?
Mover_of_Zigs
09/29/17 2:14:15 PM
#9
Where's my drink?

...my Diet Dr. Kelp??

Don't tell me you forgot my drink!
TopicDo you accept the Dumptruck...
Mover_of_Zigs
09/29/17 2:02:54 PM
#4
The Dumptruck finds it disturbing that 3 people have voted "other," yet not a single one has bothered to explain his/her blasphemy...
TopicDo you like mayonnaise?
Mover_of_Zigs
09/29/17 1:59:01 PM
#8
...is mayonnaise an instrument?
TopicDo you Iike mayonnaise?
Mover_of_Zigs
09/29/17 12:31:22 PM
#15
ernieforss posted...
ok i get it now.

remember every friday people ask that riddle about how the cowboy rode away on friday.

Where have all the cowboys gone?
Topicwhy do any outsiders to any franchise always have to question every little thing
Mover_of_Zigs
09/29/17 9:39:42 AM
#6
Why do all the aliens in Star Trek look like humans with face paint?
Topicguy at IGN says the switch is less powerful than ps3, 360 and wii u, ok?
Mover_of_Zigs
09/28/17 10:05:11 PM
#11
Nintendo has a long history of systems that are less powerful than its competition ;)

TopicIs "It" the greatest horror film of all time?
Mover_of_Zigs
09/28/17 6:41:51 PM
#6
DarkKirby2500 posted...
Star Wars Episode 1

Seconded.
Amidala's clown makeup was creepier than Pennywise
TopicThe real "raddest historical figure" poll!
Mover_of_Zigs
09/28/17 6:37:15 PM
#3
TheCyborgNinja posted...
Be excellent to each other!

The one true commandment.
TopicDoes anybody else have hair growth in only one ear?
Mover_of_Zigs
09/28/17 6:16:12 PM
#5
It means your left ear is immortal and will still be hearing things long after the rest of you is dead.
TopicDo you Iike mayonnaise?
Mover_of_Zigs
09/28/17 5:26:53 PM
#10
Personally, I don't understand a thing. I'm just here for the condiments.
TopicDo you accept the Dumptruck...
Mover_of_Zigs
09/28/17 5:00:00 PM
#3
The Dumptruck delivereth Earth, the Dumptruck taketh Earth away
TopicDo you Iike mayonnaise?
Mover_of_Zigs
09/28/17 3:12:27 PM
#6
...is mayonnaise an instrument?
TopicWhat's your favorite fruit?
Mover_of_Zigs
09/28/17 1:39:29 PM
#14
Mover_of_Zigs posted...
Mover_of_Zigs posted...
I ate a banana about a half hour ago. Does that make me cool?

gguirao posted...
Oranges.

Eating a banana makes me oranges?
Please explain.

toelover posted...
Banana

Well that didn't clear anything up at all...
TopicWhat's your favorite fruit?
Mover_of_Zigs
09/28/17 1:32:42 PM
#12
Mover_of_Zigs posted...
I ate a banana about a half hour ago. Does that make me cool?

gguirao posted...
Oranges.

Eating a banana makes me oranges?
Please explain.
TopicI'm watching Lion King...towards the end of Can You Feel The Love Tonight...
Mover_of_Zigs
09/28/17 1:31:03 PM
#8
Shaolin Soccer is my favorite movie to use Lion King music.
TopicSay what you will about Trump
Mover_of_Zigs
09/28/17 1:27:43 PM
#7
I saw a metal yard decoration today that looked like Trump's hair
TopicIve got a hugh jass tupperware container filled with homemade BBQ sauce
Mover_of_Zigs
09/28/17 1:25:35 PM
#4
Drink it.
TopicFirehouse Subs Job Interview in T-minus 3 hours.
Mover_of_Zigs
09/28/17 1:10:44 PM
#16
argonautweakend posted...
Would it really be christ like to lash out on somebody like this?

ive never read the bible so clue me in.

Jesus regularly told his apostles to shut the fuck up and stop bothering him with their bullshit.

Currant_Kaiser posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
Why dude

You don't need to get all dressed up


I DON'T HAVE A BELT

Maybe I can try and go buy one in time.

Just use twine.
Also, be sure to mention that nothing gives you greater joy than shoving meat into all manner of buns and you'll be in for sure.
TopicWhat's your favorite fruit?
Mover_of_Zigs
09/28/17 1:08:31 PM
#10
I ate a banana about a half hour ago. Does that make me cool?
TopicHocus Pocus 2 is FINALLY being made by Disney...but as a TV MOVIE!!!
Mover_of_Zigs
09/28/17 12:07:19 PM
#13
MICHALECOLE posted...
Damn damn damn you all to hell!

You maniacs! You blew it up!
TopicHocus Pocus 2 is FINALLY being made by Disney...but as a TV MOVIE!!!
Mover_of_Zigs
09/28/17 8:51:17 AM
#8
The words Disney and TV movie in the same sentence usually don't end well.

Their theatrical features lately have been really good, I think, but the made for TV stuff is laughably awful.
TopicAnswer a stupid question, ask a stupid question.
Mover_of_Zigs
09/28/17 8:45:37 AM
#210
Only if that's what you choose to see.

Is KLOUDrocks going to only see the same question over and over again even if it's a different, yet related, question?
TopicAnswer a stupid question, ask a stupid question.
Mover_of_Zigs
09/27/17 9:58:37 PM
#204
According to my VCR, it's midnight. Its always midnight. Or is it noon? Maybe both. Time has stopped but also folded over onto itself so that its always simultaneously midnight and noon.

Can I cook food in a macrowave oven?
TopicYou guys like Hot Pockets?
Mover_of_Zigs
09/27/17 7:57:00 PM
#31
I like lukewarm pockets
TopicA video of Trump writing one of his speeches
Mover_of_Zigs
09/27/17 7:47:41 PM
#2
No one can prove that immigrants don't cause cancer
TopicWho wants to tell me a joke?
Mover_of_Zigs
09/27/17 7:21:25 PM
#11
Why do no bills ever pass in horse congress?

They always vote "neigh"
Topicwho is the angriest potd'er?
Mover_of_Zigs
09/27/17 7:04:10 PM
#59
I'm angry as hell, and I'll write a heartfelt letter of apology to anyone who says otherwise!!!!!!!
(I made this entire post in bold italics and used seven exclamation points just to show how angry I am)
TopicAnswer a stupid question, ask a stupid question.
Mover_of_Zigs
09/27/17 2:57:13 PM
#198
To attack Link, who was harassing his friend on the other side.

Why do so many humans think cow milk is fine but human milk is gross?
TopicDo you accept the Dumptruck...
Mover_of_Zigs
09/27/17 2:44:17 PM
#2
The dinosaurs had attempted to keep the Truth of the Dumptruck hidden from humankind, but I was blessed with a vision and tasked with the glorious burden of propagating this knowledge.
TopicI hate having to use the restroom in public places with others in there.
Mover_of_Zigs
09/27/17 9:38:55 AM
#40
Person106 posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
Own your poop!


Or give it away, rather.

But polish it first. It's worth more that way.
TopicWeegee boards did you ever believed they had supernatural proprieties?
Mover_of_Zigs
09/27/17 9:37:27 AM
#22
Ranzoh posted...
I believe they do, but it depends. I played with a ouija board back in 1999. My skater friend later stoner, believed I was cursed or will have bad luck. I believe you can have worse luck if you're a Christian, weak, strong, whatever. I was a weak Christian back then. But if you don't believe, which is almost everybody, then it might have no effect on you whatsoever. I hope I make it out in the future. We'll see in the end.

You're screwed. Now the lead on your pencil is going to break whenever you try to write something.
TopicI'm uncut
Mover_of_Zigs
09/27/17 9:35:33 AM
#13
fettster777 posted...
Cut is the best. It desensitizes your penis so you can last longer in bed. I give my girl at least 3 O's every session before I do myself. Its awesome.

How many could you give her before being cut?
TopicI'm uncut
Mover_of_Zigs
09/27/17 9:33:07 AM
#11
Chielz0r posted...
Why is penis mutilation so common in the USA?

People say its because "its cleaner," but that's bullshit. Just bathe occasionally, like all your other body parts.
The real reason is "my parents did it, and their parents did it, and their parents did it."
Other than that, I can't think of a single legitimate reason to do that to a defenseless baby. We didn't do it to our son.
TopicNew Parents: Its a rite of passage for every baby to have a noodle in their nose
Mover_of_Zigs
09/26/17 4:24:44 PM
#18
saspa posted...
Mover_of_Zigs posted...
It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.

http://blog.innerchildcrochet.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/swords3.jpg

Lol it took me a while but now I get it (reference to legend of zelda)

Get it? Its a pool noodle sword, and this topic is about noodles!
Sorry, my mind likes to dart around like a puppy on acid
TopicDo you accept the Dumptruck...
Mover_of_Zigs
09/26/17 1:07:48 PM
#1
...as your Lord and Earth-Mover, that He may spare you in the time of the Great Demolition?



In the beginning, All was Void. The Void divided itself by zero, and became All. Thus, the Dumptruck was. The Dumptruck spake unto the darkness: LET THERE BE SUB-ATOMIC PARTICLES! and it was so. However, He was not satisfied with the Universe just yet. The Dumptruck spake: LET THERE BE FIERY BALLS OF BURNING GAS MILLIONS OF MILES IN DIAMETER! and it was so. He decreed that the first ball of fire shall be called the Sun. The Dumptruck stared directly into the Sun, and it was good.

-The Book of the Dumptruck, Chapter 1, Verses 1-7
TopicThis is the 35 y/o DAUGHTER of the Actor who voices CHUCKY!! Is She Hot???
Mover_of_Zigs
09/26/17 12:25:49 PM
#8
Since Brad Dourif was also in Dune, I can't ever think of him without picturing Sting in space-underwear...

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