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Zeus posted...

Babynames.com

No, pick one of these:

Zareth posted...

Would jerking off make me a rapist then?

If you were in control and it didn't give you permission, yes. If it was in control and it happened without your consent, it would make you a rape victim. If you were both were okay with it, it's just foreplay.

I agree that religion is the easiest subject to troll, regardless of which one it is or isn't.
In my experience, pagans and Buddhists seem to be the most chill about it though.

Tuscan whole milk, 1 gallon, 128 fl oz has risen in price by $25 per gallon in the last 6 years.
At a current price of $75, is it worth it?
Is it a good investment for a casual milk drinker, or is it more of a collector's milk?

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My 2011 Amazon product review: https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/review/B00032G1S0/R3MIQLO2KQ307H?ref_=glimp_1rv_cl

DistantMemory posted...

What's with all the atheist topics lately?

Filling the void left by a lack of mayonnaise topics

If dogs came from wolves, why is there still wolves? ;)
Since there are so many breeds of dog, there's got to be a wider variety of human races we can come up with. The current selection is kind of bland. I mean we've got midgets, which are kind of like corgis, but we need some dedicated breeding efforts to see what else we can make.

I'd definitely lean towards the theory of evolution at this point, but there are still lots of holes that need to be filled. We need to drain the oceans and see what kind of fossils we can find at the bottom.

Animals evolve over time. That's an observable fact. Do animals eventually evolve into other types of animals? That's a whole other can of jelly and up for debate.

Right now the only 2 theories I know of are "animals evolved from single cells created by lightning striking a puddle" and "uhhh....magic?"
Neither of those have enough evidence to support them at this point, so I'm open to suggestions

Could I? Yes.
Would I? No.

Far-Queue posted...

Leave the bombs at home.

...beat me to it...

I was hoping this topic was going to be a heartfelt plea from a jihadist wanting to change his ways

TyVulpine posted...

Thousands of deities worshiped since dawn of civilization.
0 have descended from the heavens and proven they exist.

Hey, knock it off with your logic and practical observations

Was she produced by the same factory as Sarah Palin?

It says 4 hours ago on my screen.

If I were the waiter, I'd grab the bowl and drink from it, tell him its good soup, and go about my business.

Lokarin posted...

I am a not runner... I can't run, literally can't - I don't have the tendons for it.

But I can do stairs like a boss, I'm probably the best stairs guy on GameFAQs

I challenge you to a stairing contest.

Revelation34 posted...

So what brand of tinfoil do you make your hats from?

Personally, I prefer Reynolds Wrap. One time, I grabbed a sharpie and added "Burt" to the name to make it even better.

Lokarin posted...

Most "humans" piss their pants before they die... as muscles relax

If I know in advance I'm about to die, I'm going to chug as much water as I can so I piss everywhere.

JanwayDaahl posted...

Most atheists piss their pants moments before they die and try to convert during the last second out of fear of the unknown. That's pretty telling, to be honest. IIRC Charles Darwin was one famous example of this.

Is there data to back that up? Not the converting part, I'm just interested in the rate of pissing one's pants among various groups.

I'd say I'm agnostic at this point. There's so much in the universe that's still unknown, but I do find the notion rather silly that I would be sentenced to eternal torment for eating at Red Lobster.

I do like this quote though:
There are hundreds of paths up the mountain, all leading in the same direction, so it doesnt matter which path you take.
The only one wasting time is the one who runs around and around the mountain, telling everyone that his or her path is wrong.
-Hindu teaching

WhiskeyDisk posted...

Zangulus posted...

This shit has always been creepy.

Hey heres this girl who was nothing more than a child in this movie, wanna fuck her?!

Just harkens back to memories of the Olsen Twins countdown clock...

Every woman was once a child, I guess we should never fuck a woman if we saw a picture of them as a child!

Did your in-laws ever show you photos of your wife as a child?

Was it too creepy to be with her after that?

I rest my case.

Is it creepy if I saw pictures of my wife at age 12 and thought "I'd hit that" ?
I don't care what anyone's answer is. She was hot at 12.

Why is the letter C even there? It doesn't do anything a K or an S can't do. The only time it's even close to being useful is when making a "ch" sound, but even then it needs help from an H.

...fucking alfabet...

(I just learned that Gamefaqs doesn't approve of misspelling "fuck" because I tried to spell it without the C)

I see by your attempt to make an all-caps post that you're a loose cannon user who doesn't play by the rules

I think MST3000 has more in common with those Honest Trailers or Bad Lipreading than the reaction videos though.

Zangulus posted...

Drink a second one. Then commit a crime. Theyll both fly out of you to arrest you on the spot. Poepoe here to take you to jail.

Are there any crimes I can commit besides cucco abuse? I can't steal from the shops. I've already committed high treason by opening the door to the sacred realm without the King's permission...does that count, or does it need to be a crime I've committed after ingesting the poes?

I was playing Ocarina of Time 3D and caught a Poe in a bottle at Kakariko Graveyard. I was going to put the bottle away, but instead of tapping "item" I tapped on the bottle itself. It was too late to stop him; I could only watch in horror as Link raised up the bottle and drank the ghost in a single gulp.
I'm assuming he'll have an extremely awkward trip to the bathroom later on, but I've never heard of any first-hand accounts and I myself have never shat out a ghost, so I have no idea what he's in for. Any advice?

TheWorstPoster posted...

I should also make a "react" video for myself.

I would watch a trailer for a new game or whatever, and have it record a blank look on my face, where I say nothing, and do nothing, and upload that.

It would be even better if it was a video of yourself reacting to someone else's reaction video.

The world was created by a Dumptruck with a beard. His High-Beams of Truth illuminate the road I travel.

Is Word Salad a genre?
Star War The Third Gathers: Backstroke of the West is entertaining and absolutely hilarious, but it is in no way a comedy.

Mead posted...

I had a dream last week that I had some weird health condition where they had to give me estrogen and it made me menstrate

I dunno about that one

Maybe you didn't follow the clues properly? In one of my dreams, a man and woman were sitting on a bench in the middle of the desert. They would talk to you about your medical issues, then show you to a small room with a closet which would contain clues to lead you through the desert to a prescription

Lokarin posted...

Well, since dreams are totally real you must be worthy if you're posting right now

If dreams are real, then we have some work to do because I know how to build a time machine. The secret to time travel is so arbitrary, it's no wonder it hasn't been done yet...

Then my daughter woke me up at 2am to inform me she couldn't find her inhaler.

I dreamed last night that an enormous dragon was following me around. He was carrying a glowing purple shield that he wanted to give me, but he demanded that I fight him for it.
I told him I didn't want it and I tried to lose him in a forest, but he kept finding me and saying in a loud, booming voice: "You must prove yourself worthy or die!"

Far-Queue posted...

Kyuubi4269 posted...

A guy who does nothing is better than a guy who actively destroys everything. He's doing a good job not killing us all and we should be grateful for that.

Yeah, doing a bang-up job not instigating war with North Korea.

Trump supporters: B-b-but NK started it and Kim Jong and evil and nukes!

Rational people know you dont ignore NKs histrionics, but you dont make threats like an asshole, you use your head. Use sanctions. Convince China to crack down on NK. Bragging about how you can wipe them off the map doesnt make America look tough, it makes us look foolish and reckless, and shows callous disregard for the lives and families of those men and women who serve in our military.

Not to mention they still haven't forgotten the Korean War, when the US basically leveled the entire country. Trump is so caught up in their pissing contest he doesn't even realize he's doing exactly what Kim Jong Un wants him to by giving the NK population a "villain" to focus their attention on.

Good luck.
2 years ago my wife and I went to a Halloween party as Bob and Tina.

This.

I don't mind at all, if it doesn't seem forced. A quick one that comes to mind is Mega Man X. Zero dies, but he just comes back again in sequel after sequel, so it has...zero impact.

Mother 3, on the other hand, is just fucking heartbreaking...in a good way.

I watched Stephen Chow's version and, while I have no other knowledge of the source material, it was quite a bit less silly than the other movies of his I've seen.

3ds

If he believes that he was specifically chosen by god to be saved, he's now obligated to do great things with his life. No more watching football for him. And I'd better not ever see him at Red Lobster.

Excel Saga.

You like samurai sword, I like baseball

How about the power to control time or to travel through people?

I haven't gone gone yet, so if it makes you feel better I'll wake you up before I go go.

faramir77 posted...

I drive a pick up but I wouldn't consider myself conservative or liberal. I think political orientations are stupid and if you staunchly identify with one over the other, rather than accept that different policies are needed at different times under different circumstances, that you're part of the problem.

Politics has basically devolved into a grumpy old man version of the NFL. There's not really any interest in progress, its pretty much all about which team is winning.

Krazy_Kirby posted...

did you know soy sauce gets out stains?

I'm going to wash a load of clothes in soy sauce instead of water to see how they turn out.