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TopicExtremely loud and powerful fart randomly rings out
MatzoTov
02/06/24 7:36:55 PM
#5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgkdR-0ZkKw

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TopicFinal Trailer for Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth. Seems like a new story
MatzoTov
02/06/24 7:35:49 PM
#5
ArsGoetia posted...
holy shit this dub is awful
Wait!

Sephiroth!

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TopicThoughts on my current work situation?
MatzoTov
02/06/24 7:16:49 PM
#25
duncan don't

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TopicBiden Choosing His Words
MatzoTov
02/06/24 7:14:51 PM
#1
https://twitter.com/ComicDaveSmith/status/1754992042868920459

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TopicThinking about opening up a TCG card store
MatzoTov
02/06/24 7:10:40 PM
#5
Idk why you're getting roasted so hard. Obviously it's likely going to fail, but free overhead, why the fuck not?

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TopicFF7 Rebirth is going full XenoBlade
MatzoTov
02/06/24 7:00:37 PM
#13
no one knows tf TC was on about

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TopicWhat's the ideal driving speed relative to the posted speed limit?
MatzoTov
02/06/24 4:20:57 PM
#35
I've gotten hit with too many speeding tickets in my life, so I straight up refuse to go more than 5 over the posted limit. Minor exceptions for when I'm passing in the left lane on a two lane highway, or passing in a one-lane highway.

If I'm in the middle lane of a 3 lane highway and everyone around me is going 70 in a 55, they can fuck off if they think I'm going to go more than 60. I'm not going to be the one who gets "plucked" by the cop just so you can get somewhere 28 seconds faster.

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Topic'To keep you safe, we're opening this document in Application Guard'
MatzoTov
02/06/24 4:19:04 PM
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translation: we're going to make this powerpoint take 25 minutes to open

seriously there has got to be a way to disable this shit. i can remove the protection once it's open, but i cannot figure out how to stop it from turning on every time i try a new document

fuck outta here

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TopicHave you tried Motor City Pizza Co. frozen deep dish pizza?
MatzoTov
02/06/24 4:14:41 PM
#29
Yes. It's our go-to every time from Costco. I always sprinkle on a little more mozzarella since I always have some on hand, but it certainly doesn't need it. Hot sauce as well if I'm feeling spicy.

But yeah. I'm a huge fan and my girlfriend regularly says it's the best frozen pizza she's ever had.

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TopicMemes XLV
MatzoTov
02/06/24 4:11:23 PM
#4
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/e1ab71f6.jpg

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TopicJennifer Crumbley found guilty on all counts...
MatzoTov
02/06/24 4:05:03 PM
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Glad this case was charged but it should depend from case to case.

For example, if the parent gives the kid the gun, they should be responsible for all counts.
If the gun is hidden but not locked, and the kid finds it by deliberately knowing where to look, the parents should be charged with something, but not everything.
If the gun is securely locked away with no ammo and unloaded and inside a LOCKED gun safe, but the kid somehow finds/guesses the code and gets into the stash, then I'm not sure I'd agree with charging the parents on any count.

It all depends. If the code is like, stickey-noted in the safe or something then obviously they should still be charged.

Hope this does start a precedent in some cases though.

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TopicI tipped $50 to my law enforcement officer when he delivered my speeding ticket.
MatzoTov
02/06/24 2:26:21 PM
#1
80/80

Ticket was for $275 USD. Service was fine, the officer did a swift job pulling me over, was relatively friendly, and didn't take very long running my plates and everything. All in all, from placing the car in park to starting up again, it only took about ten minutes.

Is $50 a fair tip?

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TopicWhat is your go to tag for hentai?
MatzoTov
02/06/24 12:25:28 PM
#20
RlP TC?

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TopicBiden vs Trump
MatzoTov
02/06/24 12:24:30 PM
#151
Spiritlittle posted...
So you're voting for Trump then.
That's not what I said.

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Topic10 billion dollars but you say melk and pellow
MatzoTov
02/04/24 11:54:43 PM
#11
Yes obviously

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TopicBiden vs Trump
MatzoTov
02/04/24 11:48:16 PM
#53
Not voting

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TopicI started watching Invincible and didn't know what to expect
MatzoTov
02/04/24 11:46:11 PM
#12
My buddy didn't see what was so special about it after episode one

Turns out he stopped watching it at the first credits roll

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TopicTed 2 isnt as bad as i expected
MatzoTov
02/04/24 11:45:23 PM
#17
Revisited posted...
I'd say I'm middle down the line. I like any and all parodies family guy does. They're great at making fun of other media or cliches. But you don't really watch them for any semblance of a cohesive narrative.

It's why the short 1-2 minute youtube clips make me laugh but not so much the whole thing. It's less than the sum of its parts
Understandable

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TopicWhat is your go to tag for hentai?
MatzoTov
02/04/24 1:41:38 AM
#8
DirkDiggles posted...
Because I am drunk right noww.
Whaydja drinking?

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TopicTales of the Abyss has the best opening movie of all time
MatzoTov
02/04/24 1:41:13 AM
#12
Needs a real remake

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TopicWatched all of Hazbin Hotel today. Was okay. Good parts and bad parts (Spoilers)
MatzoTov
02/03/24 10:24:21 PM
#16
I feel bad ripping the show because my girlfriend loves it, but this stuff just isn't for me.

They rely far too much on excessive swearing and sex stuff. It gets old quickly.

It was well done for a cute youtube mini series, but as an amazon-backed series, it's really not very good. Honestly salvaged by the musical numbers which are pretty catchy.

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TopicLet us get intoxicated and post some music.
MatzoTov
02/03/24 10:21:46 PM
#12
https://youtu.be/OuSSXOQ-1bI?si=ki5zT60IvdspOvAT

Boutta make a rum old fashioned and continue Infinite Wealth. Just started chapter 3

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TopicTikTok star slams men for decline of masculinity. Says men need to pay.
MatzoTov
02/03/24 10:19:44 PM
#60
Mechu posted...
I wasn't prepared for that pic.


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TopicAvatar
MatzoTov
02/03/24 10:09:53 PM
#2
Last airbender

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TopicWho is the GOAT movie composer?
MatzoTov
02/03/24 9:43:18 PM
#1
Who is the GOAT movie composer?

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TopicFavorite JRPG tiered spell-naming conventions
MatzoTov
02/03/24 9:41:24 PM
#42
Nirvanas_Nox posted...
I really loved Lost Odysseys tier system.

Flare/a/us
Aqua/ra/us
Ground/a/us
Wind/a/us
Man of culture as well, etc

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TopicAvatar Live Action Removes Sozin's Comet.
MatzoTov
02/03/24 9:39:59 PM
#76
Are they removing it or pushing it?

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TopicTed 2 isnt as bad as i expected
MatzoTov
02/03/24 9:06:20 PM
#12
Revisited posted...
Lol I was watching this movie the past week too! I... had the opposite reaction you did. It's beyond terrible. Most of family guy humor is mean-spirited so that's nothing new, but this just wasn't funny either in addition to being mean-spirited.
Did you like the first one?

I feel like people usually like both or neither. Basically, they either like family guy or they don't. No real wrong answers.

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TopicTed 2 isnt as bad as i expected
MatzoTov
02/02/24 11:39:03 PM
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I never got around to seeing it until now because I heard it was terrible

Maybe because my expectations were low but it was alright. Had its moments. Not as good as the first but it's alright.

I hear the prequel is good

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TopicMy effact drnknig stihpsot
MatzoTov
02/02/24 5:47:42 PM
#3
yeah

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TopicLast Airbender series hoping to appeal to Game of Thrones fans, says showrunner
MatzoTov
02/02/24 5:47:11 PM
#18
creativerealms posted...
That said I will never dismiss a show before I watch it. Last time I did that the show in question ended up being my favorite show of 2023.
what show

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TopicWelp, time to kiss the Georgia Interference Case goodbye
MatzoTov
02/02/24 5:45:08 PM
#59
infetterence*

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TopicYou. Me. Gas station.
MatzoTov
02/02/24 12:32:08 AM
#1
What are we getting for dinner?

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TopicSo, are we ready for the Shit Show at Eagle Pass Texas
MatzoTov
02/01/24 11:46:53 PM
#2
Tag I suppose

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TopicIt's been 4 years since the final season of Bojack Horseman.
MatzoTov
02/01/24 11:46:34 PM
#22
Ngl I can't believe The View From Halfway Down wasn't the final episode

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TopicWhat action games would you like to see turn based spinoffs from
MatzoTov
02/01/24 11:39:21 PM
#3
Final fantasy 17

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TopicMegamind is getting a Peacock movie sequel and Series
MatzoTov
02/01/24 11:38:48 PM
#2
No bitches?

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TopicLike a dragon infinite Wealth sold over 1 million copies
MatzoTov
02/01/24 11:08:51 PM
#7
Just started chapter 2. Had no idea 1m would be a big deal. Thought it was more widespread than that.

I got like a dragon for Christmas having no idea this one was right around the corner, so I had to cram through chapters 14 and 15 in time for this.

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TopicCan you pick a single favorite Seinfeld episode as your favorite?
MatzoTov
02/01/24 10:23:26 PM
#34
The Cigar Store Indian

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TopicParamount+ Superbowl commercial is amazing
MatzoTov
02/01/24 10:21:56 PM
#4
Why do people go out of their way to watch commercials

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TopicI'm bored. ITT: Post walls of text that probably nobody will read.
MatzoTov
02/01/24 10:21:11 PM
#4
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

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TopicPokemon Scarlet/Violet patch 3.0.1. is live
MatzoTov
02/01/24 7:07:37 PM
#24
TendoDRM posted...
And how the fuck is their game coded where that glitch only affected Inkay?
hey

they fixed metal sound too

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TopicTeen accused of swatting call that threatened mass shooting at Florida mosque
MatzoTov
02/01/24 11:46:37 AM
#13
Simon_Gruber posted...
charged as an adult
good

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