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Deleted scene from last nights fair experience: my girlfriends dad told us how unsafe we were at the fair because there was security there and we had to go through metal detectors so if anybody snuck in a gun and started shooting people then there would be no good guys with guns to protect us

FolkenRawr posted...

To be fair I only saw it the one time, and that was in theaters. I'll rewatch it eventually but not in any rush.

Yeah, I also only saw it once and it was in theaters

but if I had to put money on it, Id say I never watch that movie again unless I go on some kind of wizard of oz kick for some reason

Coaster - nofx

I was very excited for that movie and I was not a fan of it

eggcorn posted...

Can I eat dark matter

Bananas make dark matter

I bet you cant

I like a subway sandwich for lunch from time to time. Other places make the sandwiches too big

Yeah, I miss when memes actually meant something

Definitely better to have loved and lost.

why ever have a pet if theyre just gonna die in fifteen years? Because those fifteen years are amazing and counteracts the sadness when they die

some of you really take cucking seriously

better use the word right, or else!

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d0341a4e.jpg

I was gonna get one today but then was like

nah

Giacomo_Hawkins posted...

There is a children's story called Charlotte's Web in which a spider decides to save a pig that is otherwise destined to be slaughtered for food by weaving words into her web in the barn door in an effort to make the pig famous enough to be more valuable as a curiosity than as meat.

The pig is eventually entered into a fair.

Ah

you could have stopped at charlottes web

i just didnt piece it together

Giacomo_Hawkins posted...

No literate spiders?

I dont understand the reference

Anony1125 posted...

how foul does it smell?

Not that bad. You get a whiff here and there

I won a penguin but I gave it to a little kid because its hot

this is a very exciting topic

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/c317d587.jpg

thats not me, thats just a pig thats at the fair

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Yeah, he should literally be locked inside the gym until the game starts. Not even allowed to leave to shower. He should sit in his filth until he evens the series.

THEN he can be a regular person and play video games

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/a/a0ed90c7.jpg

drowzee was not cutting it so I had to switch to venasaur. Hes been doing much better

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/7588628e.jpg

last one went terribly ran horribly. But Im in seat ten and Im ready to win!

You should write an anti anti love song song

MICHALECOLE posted...

Shut up

This guy was right in the first place, we should have just listened to him

I thought Putin was dying

It went away?

fuck..

nice knowing you, bro..

Its not allergies

uwnim posted...

Having your only joke be "I'm an alcoholic" seems kind of sad.

Whats your joke topic

Topic needs more action

I have, and Id do it again!

wackyteen posted...

Like what is going on in Indiana?

Pacers lost game one but it was a really good game

DarthAragorn posted...

so basically it's just a new workplace comedy with some of the same writers, they're just using the office name to get viewers

It also opens up the opportunity to have cameos from the other office characters, kinda like how David Brent was in the American office those two times

Ill definitely be watching, and hope its good!

ItsNotA2Mer posted...

Spa day!

Yeah thats a good option. We do that a lot already though, to be honest

Anybody else?

SomeLikeItHoth posted...

Whale watching. There's been some orca sightings if you live near Monterey.

Two and a half hour drive..

not out of the question

Activity? I was looking at escape rooms and there are some for two people but they all seem easy. Skydiving seems a little expensive, if youre gonna include dinner and drinks later. Anybody have any suggestions inbetween those two things?

Anybody here ever used to go to rocketstar

if so, youll be my true Kalamazoo friend

I used to live in portage and Kalamazoo and had a couple people send me pics of the aftermath. Shit was crazy!

I enjoy my hikes. And I enjoy filling my exorcise rings in my phone.

I gotta start up doing something other than cardio, but right now Im chill with just that.

Today I took 20,584 steps and climbed 62 flights

Probably like 8 minutes

Jiek_Fafn posted...

James Franco?
Fuck that guy

What are you? One of his students?

Lebron James?

Hope it has more streaming options but Hulu and YouTube

Going bankrupt doesnt mean that all red lobsters are closing

but Im sure at least 60% will

Its not a daily reminder unless you do it daily

this is just a regular reminder

Holy shit hes potatoes

DKBananaSlamma posted...

People saying Last Jedi is a good movie must be insane. Did we watch the same shitshow?

I loved the last Jedi. Wish they had stuck with rian Johnson for nine.

Show her stuffy bunny