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I said goddesss powers but are they girls? Idk now

SomeLikeItHoth posted...

In Ganon/Hyrule castle, after he plays the piano.

Thats at the very end of the game, right?

could be triforce, master sword, any of the goddesss powers, the ocarina of time, or just a combination of all of them.

When does he say it? Could it be the ocarina of time or the master sword? Or an empty bottle?

1000 island on burgers is not just an in n out thing. Go eat an apple.

So no one told you life was gonna be this way

When I have the opportunity to get a good sleep, I get a good fucking sleep. Like a deep African sleep. Like an old African goddess with a thousand heads and a million tongues is sucking me off into a trance of just the most epic sleep, whispering in my ear the poem from a dead language.

thats what I do when I can sleep.

Also dont tell Zeus

If its only the third night time this week, then at least youre good during the day time

Kajagogo posted...

Nah.

Absolutely. 1000 island literally mixes sweet and savory on a greasy, cheesy, salty piece of meat with some crunchy vegetables and two soft pieces of bread. 1000 island is the final and perfect evolution to a burger sauce. It was just ketchup or just mayo.. then it was ketchup AND Mayo.. but something is missing.. mother fucking relish. The skimpy skirt that ties the whole outfit together.

OhhhJa posted...

No I'm not a rich alcoholic

Dont tell Zeus

Naysaspace posted...

wait so how did they hack you with just your phone #?

He literally sent them the confirmation code that he got texted

well i take it youre not a golfer

At least all that happened to you was you got banned from tinder. I lost 500$ and thought I had the DEA after me for a month. I legit talked to a lawyer and he told me no offense, but youre an idiot. The only way this could have been more of a scam is if there was a Nigerian prince involved

MrKapowski posted...

Found the In N Out shills

Im not even really a fan of burgers, its just:

eggcorn posted...

I feel like some rando makes this topic every couple months.

Name another think for 3$ that you dont like tc, Im making a list

Kajagogo posted...

Thousand island dressing doesn't belong on a burger.

Two thumbs down and a raspberry.

What a terrible take

SunWuKung420 posted...

He is wrong anyways.

Smh hes literally on a high horse facing the wrong direction

I have an opinion about my three dollar burger

Arcanine2009 posted...

I don't think it's that. this person tried to log in with my phone number. they asked for the access code from both my email and my phone, and I gave it to them I thought it was permission to send pics or something

Jesus bro

if I wasnt scammed trying to buy drugs on Twitter Id tell you that youre the stupidest person alive

Zeus is banned from this topic

no high horses allowed

OhhhJa posted...

Bottom line for this topic. No person involved in the sale of alcohol enforces these kind of stupid laws because they want to. It's because they don't want to lose their job or worse. It's not fun to tell someone you can't serve them knowing that they're about to go full blown karen over it. Keeping a valid ID isn't much to ask of someone. Mine doesn't expire for another 8 years. Surely, you can leave your house every 8 years to renew your ID

Bottom line of this topic was I was saying that its stupid that expired ids cant be used to buy alcohol because its an age thing.

and you guys took that and ran with it

when I made this topic I really failed to realize how passionate people were about this silly law

LinkPizza posted...

I had to convince a liquor store owner to sell me alcohol once. It was my birthday. My best friend was with me because she came from my home state to visit. I was buying alcohol, but they wanted to see her ID. I have to basically explain she was my DD, which is why she was with me. He FINALLY let me buy the alcohol after a short while...

Deadbeat liar youre going to get Safeway shut down and put thousands out of the job

I should be able to buy alcohol with a yearbook

Unbridled9 posted...

Don't live in Cali. Don't care. And if you told me to 'suck it' if I was checking you out in that situation I would have refused the sale outright valid ID or not.

Edit: And, seriously, listen to yourself here. You knew the license was expired. You had to get a temp license. You CHOSE to leave it behind in the car, tried to pressure the cashier into accepting an invalid ID, and are now complaining about how unneeded the whole thing was when you could have either brought your temp I.D. in with you or simply gone 'sorry. I have a temp ID in the car. I'll BRB.' But chose to try and push the issue because it inconvenienced YOU. I can't see how this could be spun so you're the good guy in this situation.

My problem is the logistics of it. You have to be 21 to buy alcohol, here is a thing with my picture and my birthday on it issued from the state.

end of transaction

Unbridled9 posted...

It requires a valid ID. An expired license does not count as 'valid'. By accepting an invalid ID to purchase alcohol he's committing a felony which can result in immediate dismissal, fines, and criminal prosecution. It's like if a place only accepts passports as valid if they're from one or two different countries and you come up with a passport from a third, completely different, country. Even if the cashier can see that you are old enough and have proof of it the story policy, and potentially law, says they can't accept said passport so selling it is grounds for dismissal. Sometimes a manager overrides and doesn't care. This is a bad behavior because it teaches the employee that there is no point in standing their ground when they see something shady going on (because the manager will just override it for a quick sale). But most employees will only sell to someone with an invalid ID if they are actively trying to get fired. Anyone with a degree of job loyalty will refuse the sale outright.

Just provide the temp ID. I don't get what the big deal there was and why you didn't present it in the first place.

The cop wouldnt have arrested me because California extended expired licenses because of the delays in the dmv

so suck it

lihlih posted...

Yes the do, and the fact that you think that they don't proves that you really don't know how shit works.

Bullshit

Greenfox111 posted...

people should risk losing their jobs so that tc can avoid the minor inconvenience of getting a legal id

the original post was better, shouldnt have edited it

He makes a good point, Jim. Rules ARE rules.

lihlih posted...

Many stores have undercover people come and buy alcohol either with no ID, or expired ones. If they fail the test, they can get reprimanded, or even fired. So you're complaining about someone trying to cover their ass, which is stupid as fuck.

No store does that with expired IDs.

faramir77 posted...

Bullshit. I worked at a Safeway liquor store for 3 years in university. We were visited by agents a few times and were given an evaluation report after they left, not knowing they were agents until after they left and we received the report.

They would try sneaky shit like giving us ID that doesn't legally count (like a college ID).

A coworker of mine was busted for not IDing someone and the store was fined several thousand dollars. In that case, they had a second agent in the store that asked the cashier after she sold the first agent alcohol without ID how old she thought they were. She said "like 22 or 23", which is what resulted in us getting fined since we had to ID under 25.

A liquor store in my town now IDs under 40 because they've apparently been busted a few times, as their employees haven't done a good job of determining if someone is under 25.

Everything youre saying is if theyre trying to not use or use a fake ID. This is a real ID. They would take this ID no questions asked, but then after a certain date (which I was in fact older than I used it before) they wont take it, but its the age that were trying to establish, not the status of my drivers license

Greenfox111 posted...

BAHAHAHAHA tc is a huge baby. Awwww didn't get your drinky?

https://i.imgur.com/cUBhPee.jpg

this you?

and I havent read one of those long PO posts since like 1994. Once he builds that wall of text I just cant hear him anymore.

DirtBasedSoap posted...

ahhh, good ol PotD. trying to seem smug and superior in the weirdest way possible. some real fuckin dorks ITT lol

Seriously these fuckers will defend anything.

It's not petty

except it is. Here is a thing that has my picture, and my birthday, and you can literally see in my face I am not a 20 year old. And you would look at this 99% of the time and be like okay. But since the super random expiration dates (that are different per state), the cashier at safeway
wants to grow some balls over nothing?

Petty.

FrozenBananas posted...

Final Fantasy VII is overrated - Harriet Tubman

Top five funniest posts I have ever seen on gamefaqs. Whether teed up from a great list of responses or not, this was straight fucking
gold.

cold bananas, when youre on your deathbed and you wonder, did I do anything truly memorable? Yes. This is it. This will forever be burned in my memory. Thank you.

Soup_or_Science posted...

or find each other incredibly hot

They lick each others bathroom parts and

And then I look at this mother fuckers sig and hes a fan of three teams from three parts of the country.

fuckin despicable

Rasmoh posted...

Employees who have to as part of their job? You think a Safeway cashier actually gives a shit beyond not getting in trouble at his job? You think he wants to deal with your petulant ass bitching because you couldn't be bothered to carry a valid ID with you? Entitled assholes ITT.

But he wouldnt get in trouble. And he knows that.

many Safeway cashiers say date of birth? Many Safeway cashiers say, ID? Many Safeway cashiers, mostly younger ones, say, would you mind taking it out of your wallet, I have to scan it.

yes, Ive had all three. If the third one had happened to me, Id have explained the exact same shit, and when he said I cant do that Id be like aight fine gimme a sec Ill grab that shit.

this dude straight looked at the expiration date through my wallet. Didnt even make me take my ID out.

bro. Get over yourself. Im obviously over 21. My shit expired literally two weeks ago. Im super fucking obviously not under 21 years old. I tell you I have the thing in my car. The state of California has extended expired licenses. Im fucking CLEARLY not under 21.

its like, whats the smallest amount of power that can go to somebodys head?

DirtBasedSoap posted...

bitch ass busybody LOSERS

its seriously so annoying. I had some lady give me shit at a concert one time over it after I already bought a drink and I laughed in her face. my id says Im 21, who the fuck looks at that other shit?

Seriously thats what I thought. I was like why would you even look at that?

Smarkil posted...

because its a dumb shit letter of the law thing rather than spirit of the law and far too many people are capable of independent thoughts

This is the exact right answer

Zeus posted...

Maybe there's something that needs to be scanned? Or it's to crack down on expired IDs in general? I don't carry expired IDs or buy alcohol, so I can't speak to it.

At any rate, maybe you can use this to kick the habit.

He did not scan it either way so it wasnt that, and many times at Safeway they just ask my date of birth?, and its to crack down on expired ids in general for whom? For the state? For Safeway?

at any rate, that high horse youre on is beautiful. What is its name?

The gorillaz self titled album was the first album I ever bought, and it is amazing.

Lokarin posted...

what a weird coincidence... I just met a girl who is a mother of 5, but she's only 31 and I'm like... how?

When a man and a woman really love eachother

the law is just you have to be 21, right? Like, the fact that the ID is expired should really be proof that youre over 21, because youve had it long enough to be expired!

My ID expired on the 21st of may and I had renewed it online in April but it never came in the mail. They said on the site it takes 2-4 weeks, but due to covid it might take longer, and they were extending all expired licenses till June or something.

then last week I was like nah this shits taking forever and went to the dmv and they were like oh yeah we fucked up and sent it to the wrong place, heres your temporary one.

so then Im at Safeway and buying alcohol and I show him my ID and hes like thats expired. First of all who the fuck looks at that. I am like I have the paper one in the car I didnt think Id need it, and he was like And I was like okay Ill brb

so unnecessary

Smashingpmkns posted...

Mitch Hedberg was one of the greatest comedians of all time

Dont listen to anybody whos only input is the word overrated, they dont have a real opinion or anything to add to the conversation

One of the best to ever do it

RchHomieQuanChi posted...

Imagine if this was a Drake and Josh episode >_>

Are you calling me a sexual deviant?
WELL I AINT CALLIN YOU A SEXUAL ANGEL

MyMainAccount posted...

my SOULMATE

But seriously, I really hate when everyone starts to use the same word for something out of nowhere, like people all seem to criticize things by calling them "trash" now, or how people are obsessed with "cuck" like cuckold isn't an elizabethian era insult.

And don't even get me started on people calling an mmo character a "toon", where the heck did that come from? World of Warcraft I hear? Which one of those guys looks like Daffy Duck to you?

But lore has a specific definition and people are using it right

Will you explain the joke to me please

Idk but it would probably cost like six million dollars