Lurker > MICHALECOLE

That's a shame. I will admit that I got some laughs out of that kind of humor at one point as well. The original Scary Movie comes to mind. That movie was hilarious when I was 14. I'm not sure if it would hold up on a rewatch.

Shaun of the Dead is great, but I'd probably call it more of a homage than a parody, or at least somewhere between them

JMO still trying to be tough in 2023. Shut the fuck up, kid.

now that im remembering i maaay have taken 1 or 2 hits from him time to time as well but i learned the level layouts so well i had bonus health to tank the hits

i didnt think chainsaw guy was hard. you have to shoot fast but its at the same location vs the magician who just constantly moves and floats around. the lightgun i had didnt have a turbo button persay but there was two triggers back to back so yea i could shoot quick when needed. damn that was a good game. also used that lightgun for virtua cop 2 on sega smash pack which was a very good port...almost a remaster really

You ought to get a sig, TC

Unless it's a pic of d cups no thank you.

Darrell, I looked this woman in her optic stems

It is definitely trolling. I usually do it with trolling intent.

You can bet if it was, someone would accuse JK of being homophobic for naming a character that.

(wannabe) Hollywood badass Vin Diesel's real name is Mark Sinclair, about the least threatening name one could possibly conceive.

no he'll fuck YOU

Should i chug some Crown Royal Vanilla or some good ol Kraken?

I don't know if that is a good score or not. I broke 100k on Ms Pac-Man a couple months ago. I think that is good? Not sure though. It was the highest on that machine.

Define "need"

i had it for dreamcast with that third party lightgun. try as i might i could never beat the magician. i got stupid good at every level before that though. the 3 headed worm thing was the easiest boss imo...actually every boss was kind of easy if you got the pattern down except the level 2 fish guy. it was a total crapshoot when he did that jumping lunge attack and you had to shoot his middle thing. like the way he moved i could never get that down consistently.

NFL tickets are like $400. Superbowl $8K. How are they the lowest paid?

Fans make all this possible by purchasing those highass tickets then food and drink that's marked up 1000% to watch a bunch of grown men play games that school kids play for free.

How many people even actually owned a Dreamcast?

That kid is in their mid twenties...

Great game. Are light shooters still a thing?

he probably grew up around people that never played dreamcast as he was born in 98

When dreamcast died he wouldnt of remembered

Someone born in 1998 would not be a kid and they would also know what a fucking Dreamcast is

Ask your mother.

because it's something anybody could do
I could be the quarterback of the Vikings if I wanted to be

Nobody deserves to make millions of dollars to play sports.

All revenue combined (That includes sponsors, NIL deals and anything else) should be capped at 1 million and all the surplus munny should be donated to poor, underprivileged, and disenfranchised folx in the communities surrounding those multi million dollar stadiums.