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Inohira
11/12/23 8:16:57 PM
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You two haven't gotten intimate yet, and this is how she chooses to reveal that she's packing.
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Turbam
11/12/23 8:18:18 PM
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How long is it?

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Bosstoise
11/12/23 8:19:07 PM
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Inb4 "she's even more perfect"

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Inohira
11/12/23 8:21:46 PM
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Turbam posted...
How long is it?

Since she is perfect the length perfectly matches your ideal.

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Flauros
11/12/23 8:21:49 PM
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Blocked.

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Waxitron_Gazer
11/12/23 8:22:55 PM
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even better

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Shotgunnova
11/12/23 8:23:57 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/fc9bc627.jpg

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Irony
11/12/23 8:24:33 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/edc3e087.jpg

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ForsakenHermit
11/12/23 8:24:48 PM
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Unless it's a pic of d cups no thank you.

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dioxxys
11/12/23 8:25:19 PM
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Nice
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Turbam
11/12/23 8:26:05 PM
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Inohira posted...
Since she is perfect the length perfectly matches your ideal.
But then one can use this to loophole her into not having a penis
You've failed your own scenario

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Inohira
11/12/23 8:27:43 PM
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Turbam posted...

But then one can use this to loophole her into not having a penis
You've failed your own scenario

No, you can only use the loophole to make her have a micro. The D still needs to exist to take a pic of it. >_>

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ToucheTurtle
11/12/23 8:28:24 PM
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lesss gooooooo!!!

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VeesMcGees
11/12/23 8:28:50 PM
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Acceptable, but probably not to my personal liking.
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J03can
11/12/23 8:29:03 PM
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Probably not acceptable but who knows until I'm in the situation
Edit: actually after reading the above post, it's acceptable either way, just saying how I'd feel

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Kim_Seong-a
11/12/23 8:29:29 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/85bc8f4f.jpg

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Turbam
11/12/23 8:29:41 PM
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Inohira posted...
No, you can only use the loophole to make her have a micro. The D still needs to exist to take a pic of it. >_>
If your ideal of perfect girl penis is non existent, then this means that she would have a non existent penis.
You should have given it length and girth.

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au_gold
11/12/23 8:30:25 PM
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Theres nothing better than a nice, feminine penis.

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Waxitron_Gazer
11/12/23 8:31:32 PM
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Kim_Seong-a posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/85bc8f4f.jpg
convenient crop for that card art.

you know she's packin a big ol hog

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LSGW_Zephyra
11/12/23 8:34:16 PM
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Uhhhh, that's a consent violation, she better be fucking perfect to avoid any issues.

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KitKats
11/12/23 8:35:42 PM
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LSGW_Zephyra posted...
Uhhhh, that's a consent violation, she better be fucking perfect to avoid any issues.
dont think the mods care tbh

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fire_bolt
11/12/23 8:35:49 PM
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Real response for a second.

As time goes by, I've come to realize that I'm not attracted to women so much as the female aesthetic. So genitals matter to me less than looking and acting like a "traditional" woman. Like, there are some YT channels who do skits and despite it literally being a dude in a wig with a 5 oclock shadow I'm like "Oh shit, she's hot" because they do a feminine personality.

So yeah, the "perfect" woman but she has a dick? Absolute win in my book.

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VeggetaX
11/12/23 8:35:57 PM
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Her dick can't be bigger than mine but my boobs can be bigger than hers

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NatsuSama
11/12/23 8:38:12 PM
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Not the perfect girl then.

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Freddie_Mercury
11/12/23 8:50:17 PM
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I love dog pics

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KnightofShikari
11/12/23 8:57:14 PM
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the perfect girl would have a nice large feminine penis to match her large boobs

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FortuneCookie
11/12/23 8:57:27 PM
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Girl penis is hawt
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Zwijn
11/12/23 9:51:47 PM
#29:


But?
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MICHALECOLE
11/12/23 9:52:18 PM
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ForsakenHermit posted...
Unless it's a pic of d cups no thank you.
Why would you want a picture of dick cups? Weirdo
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AltAccount3
11/12/23 9:53:05 PM
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NatsuSama posted...
Not the perfect girl then.


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JoeDangIt
11/12/23 10:12:15 PM
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I'm not a fan of being sent pics, dick or otherwise.
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Zwijn
11/12/23 10:14:41 PM
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Relevant language lesson: the Dutch word for dick is pik.
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UnfairRepresent
11/13/23 3:06:15 PM
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If she's perfect then sure

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