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TopicAnyone want to come over to my place and play Cards Against Humanity?
Lokarin
07/13/18 8:00:34 PM
#2
Sure, I'm up in Whangrei right now...

heh... Wang Ray
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TopicNo love for Octopath? It releases in like an hour and 15 mins (theoretically)
Lokarin
07/13/18 7:58:29 PM
#48
With a name like "Octopath" I would imagine it was a remake of Live a Live...
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TopicDo NBA players really need a union? They make 5.15 million a year on average.
Lokarin
07/13/18 6:49:52 PM
#9
Everyone should have unions, collective bargaining is pretty much the only weapon against economic abuse there is... aside from eating the rich.
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TopicCalling yourself an anime "fan" without knowing Japanese is like
Lokarin
07/13/18 6:43:13 PM
#28
I hated having to learn Japanese just to watch that Korra anime
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TopicMetroidvania game design: What don't you like?
Lokarin
07/13/18 6:38:41 PM
#72
Black_Crusher posted...
Lokarin posted...
Black_Crusher posted...
How do you guys feel about multiple ways to get the same power up? I've been mulling this over for a while.

Let's say you can buy the high jump boots at an early shop for a high price but you can also get them for free way further along in the game. Might be a cool way to sequence break, provided you've found enough money early.


Legacy of the Wizard does this - every item can be found for free, but they're rather hard to find. All can be purchased, too.


Minus the shield, crowns, and Dragonslayer, you are correct sir.


The Crowns and Dragonslayer don't count... they're the goal of the game. That'd be like if you could just buy the Triforce (*coughwindwakercough*)...

However, the Shield can be found.. it just requires several items to get to it.
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TopicMetroidvania game design: What don't you like?
Lokarin
07/13/18 12:00:17 PM
#66
Black_Crusher posted...
How do you guys feel about multiple ways to get the same power up? I've been mulling this over for a while.

Let's say you can buy the high jump boots at an early shop for a high price but you can also get them for free way further along in the game. Might be a cool way to sequence break, provided you've found enough money early.


Legacy of the Wizard does this - every item can be found for free, but they're rather hard to find. All can be purchased, too.
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TopicI call ma dick the Roche Limit
Lokarin
07/13/18 10:10:49 AM
#1
'cuz it destroys moons
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TopicStore actually had some NES Classics - finally got one
Lokarin
07/13/18 12:53:39 AM
#1
Apparently they got 25 SNES Classics, too; but they sold out in like an hour
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TopicFinal Fantasy XII had the best of the FF battle systems-- change my mind
Lokarin
07/13/18 12:18:30 AM
#17
The only problem with 12's battle system is sometimes the effects queue fills up so fast the game has to idle for a while.. doesn't really become a problem until endgame where something like Yiazmat will cast a spell and your guys will just sit there until the animation is complete.
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TopicNo love for Octopath? It releases in like an hour and 15 mins (theoretically)
Lokarin
07/12/18 10:57:27 PM
#5
What is it?
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TopicInfinite Tsukiyomi: The ability to canonize filler episodes
Lokarin
07/12/18 10:41:23 PM
#1
This is too much power for one person to have...
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TopicBack from doc - it was apparently something called Cubital Tunnel Syndrome
Lokarin
07/12/18 9:38:43 PM
#1
Basically just said to keep arm straight when sleeping and don't lean on it
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TopicSo when you glitch outside the map in a game
Lokarin
07/12/18 4:26:26 AM
#32
Sahuagin posted...
Lokarin posted...
I worked for a small local company making edutainment games for the Alberta schools... pretty sure none are still in use, and I didn't get paid - but it counted as high school credit and I got to go to Skills Canada

ok cool, thanks. I thought it'd be pretty awesome if you worked for Bioware, and the geography made that a possibility. But that's still more professional game dev work than I've done.


I did get to VISIT Bioware tho, was neat
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TopicSo when you glitch outside the map in a game
Lokarin
07/12/18 1:27:50 AM
#30
Sahuagin posted...
Sahuagin posted...
Lokarin posted...
I had a long long career in video game design

are you talking about your hobbyist stuff, or did you actually work for Bioware or something?

@Lokarin

Your urgent attention to this matter is required.


I worked for a small local company making edutainment games for the Alberta schools... pretty sure none are still in use, and I didn't get paid - but it counted as high school credit and I got to go to Skills Canada
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TopicTJ Kirk's house burned down :C
Lokarin
07/11/18 8:38:02 PM
#1
This is sad
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TopicWhat are your top 3 GameCube games and why?
Lokarin
07/11/18 7:57:15 PM
#7
Phantasy Star Online - because it ruled my live for over 10 years
Sonic Adventure 2 - it's great!
Melee!!! - the last good one
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TopicMetroidvania game design: What don't you like?
Lokarin
07/11/18 7:55:45 PM
#57
Black_Crusher posted...
Lokarin posted...
There are two perfect Metroidvanias you should look at for inspiration

The first is La-Mulana. It's a top level metroidvania, but it uses very small maps - there's only a handful of rooms, AND you gain the ability to warp pretty quickly... this puts the exploration aspect full front

The second is Environmental Station Alpha. it's also top tier, but it does things in the opposite way - the map is HUGE, like, grotesquely huge, and it's insanely easy to get lost... and you have to take legitimate risks to get some items (your varia suit equivalent is passed some lava). The trade off is the game is packed with hidden secrets. Almost every room in the game has some secret hidden content to access any of the multiple special endings

La-Mulana is way too cryptic though. I don't want to make a game where it was to have a link to a wiki or google from the main menu.


Well, the only thing I'd call TOO cryptic, at least in the remake, is the final Mantras puzzle - since it doesn't make contextual sense.
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TopicMetroidvania game design: What don't you like?
Lokarin
07/11/18 7:11:12 PM
#55
Chewster posted...
Yeah, because when people talk about about good Metroid games, they're talking about 1 and 2


It was in response to a comment on Metroid 1.
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TopicI'm playing Final Fantasy X
Lokarin
07/11/18 6:48:05 PM
#25
I did a let's play of FFX - the whole game.

It got, ummm, 0 views

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLG62vgnkxA4CypwnJzGpxxEiSu1eCUsIW
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TopicMetroidvania game design: What don't you like?
Lokarin
07/11/18 6:45:53 PM
#53
Smarkil posted...
Lokarin posted...
There are two perfect Metroidvanias you should look at for inspiration

The first is La-Mulana. It's a top level metroidvania, but it uses very small maps - there's only a handful of rooms, AND you gain the ability to warp pretty quickly... this puts the exploration aspect full front

The second is Environmental Station Alpha. it's also top tier, but it does things in the opposite way - the map is HUGE, like, grotesquely huge, and it's insanely easy to get lost... and you have to take legitimate risks to get some items (your varia suit equivalent is passed some lava). The trade off is the game is packed with hidden secrets. Almost every room in the game has some secret hidden content to access any of the multiple special endings


what about metroid he's a pretty good metroidvania


Metroid is good about the exploration, but it's really ------ take off ur nostalgia goggles, Metroid 1 is dumb. You can dig a hole in the floor and go 20 rooms and find a missile tank... woooo.

Metroid 2 had a more linear design in that it's sorta stage based, but it's a better Metroidvania. The exploration makes sense, it furthers the plot (killing metroids), and each zone is a nice well thought out adventure.
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TopicMetroidvania game design: What don't you like?
Lokarin
07/11/18 6:19:09 PM
#51
There are two perfect Metroidvanias you should look at for inspiration

The first is La-Mulana. It's a top level metroidvania, but it uses very small maps - there's only a handful of rooms, AND you gain the ability to warp pretty quickly... this puts the exploration aspect full front

The second is Environmental Station Alpha. it's also top tier, but it does things in the opposite way - the map is HUGE, like, grotesquely huge, and it's insanely easy to get lost... and you have to take legitimate risks to get some items (your varia suit equivalent is passed some lava). The trade off is the game is packed with hidden secrets. Almost every room in the game has some secret hidden content to access any of the multiple special endings
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TopicIf you are injured while gambling who do you file worker's comp with?
Lokarin
07/11/18 6:05:19 PM
#1
I'm mean, if the government counts it as income... you're working
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TopicI got so powerful in Binding of Isaac my aura was killing bosses in one hit
Lokarin
07/11/18 5:19:00 AM
#1
And then I derped and picked up the Polaroid... Game Over
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TopicMale FEMINIST CEO Fires his ENTIRE Staff after they Demand he RESIGN!!!
Lokarin
07/11/18 2:10:03 AM
#8
"Hey, you should quit"

"You're fired"

Lol, what were they THINKING!?
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TopicRepublican says he's NOT Racist because his Son is named after a BLACK GUY!!!
Lokarin
07/10/18 10:47:36 PM
#4
Ima name my son after a black guy I know .... John Appleseed
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TopicChristian Family says GOD saved their 19 y/o Son SHOT in the HEAD by a BB GUN!!!
Lokarin
07/10/18 8:38:40 PM
#9
That's how Sting died
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TopicI think I'm derpressed
Lokarin
07/10/18 8:35:39 PM
#1
I got herped pretty bodly
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TopicWhere can I find woman with a plow experience?
Lokarin
07/10/18 7:35:30 PM
#5
You mean a sybian?
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TopicDo you have any magical superpowers?
Lokarin
07/10/18 7:17:10 PM
#43
I can play video games in 20 hour sessions with few breaks
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TopicWho here wants roe v. wade overturned?
Lokarin
07/10/18 6:58:06 PM
#32
This is basic theist thinking - they glue to roe v. wade for abortions the same way they glue to Darwin for evolution complaints.

The modern consensus is not the past consensus
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TopicIYO: Was Comstock in the right? (Bioshock Infinite spoiler related topic)
Lokarin
07/10/18 6:43:14 PM
#11
Kimbos_Egg posted...
Lokarin posted...
EvilMegas posted...
Lokarin posted...
I mean, he's bad according to our own sensibilities - but everyone else in their world seems to be doing fine. Like if Rapture woulda worked

Yep the slaves and interracial couples loved him.


Interracial couples were illegal, that's how we treat criminals for the same arbitrary laws we set


you tie them up, and throw baseballs at them for fun?


Well, that's just 'cuz they were like turn of the century... the modern equivalent would be annoying forum posts.
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TopicIYO: Was Comstock in the right? (Bioshock Infinite spoiler related topic)
Lokarin
07/10/18 6:26:53 PM
#9
EvilMegas posted...
Lokarin posted...
I mean, he's bad according to our own sensibilities - but everyone else in their world seems to be doing fine. Like if Rapture woulda worked

Yep the slaves and interracial couples loved him.


Interracial couples were illegal, that's how we treat criminals for the same arbitrary laws we set
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TopicHow do you feel about this image?
Lokarin
07/10/18 6:25:45 PM
#10
It's... chicken?

I mean, what am I suppsoed to feel?
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TopicSo when you glitch outside the map in a game
Lokarin
07/10/18 2:10:00 AM
#12
OhhhJa posted...
Lokarin posted...
Ya, it depends ENTIRELY on the game.

Some games will stop you when you reach a far enough distance - like if your position can no longer be represented by a 32bit integer.

Sonic 3 converts your position to a smaller bit, which means if you go beyond or behind the borders of the map the geometry starts to loop... this is known as the Loopback Area in Sonic 3 speedrunning circles.

Some games, particularly on the Gameboy, will just pull map data out of the next available RAM address and fill your screen with garbage (Mario Land 2 does this)

Ahhh ok it's starting to make sense to me now. I've just always been interested in stupid stuff like this because my knowledge of programming is shit


I may not look it, since I don't mention it often, but I had a long long career in video game design (doing virtually nothing but proofreading and troubleshooting, but still)
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TopicSo when you glitch outside the map in a game
Lokarin
07/10/18 2:03:27 AM
#10
Ya, it depends ENTIRELY on the game.

Some games will stop you when you reach a far enough distance - like if your position can no longer be represented by a 32bit integer.

Sonic 3 converts your position to a smaller bit, which means if you go beyond or behind the borders of the map the geometry starts to loop... this is known as the Loopback Area in Sonic 3 speedrunning circles.

Some games, particularly on the Gameboy, will just pull map data out of the next available RAM address and fill your screen with garbage (Mario Land 2 does this)
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TopicI got in a fight with a bird earlier today
Lokarin
07/10/18 1:51:48 AM
#6
Oh, I love those birds - we have lots of them here.
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TopicI have two users tagged here and I don't remember why they're tagged that way
Lokarin
07/10/18 1:49:47 AM
#2
faramir77 posted...
I have you tagged as "Elf Monster". It's been like that for years. Wtf


lols, I probably quoted JonTron... here you go


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TopicIYO: Was Comstock in the right? (Bioshock Infinite spoiler related topic)
Lokarin
07/10/18 1:34:02 AM
#1
I mean, he's bad according to our own sensibilities - but everyone else in their world seems to be doing fine. Like if Rapture woulda worked
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TopicSo when you glitch outside the map in a game
Lokarin
07/10/18 1:28:10 AM
#4
It depends on the game. Sometimes there can be a distant hit box, or you could literally collide with the skybox renderer, sometimes it's co-ordinate based and you can get to -32bit/+32bit integers in distance... lots of options.

Some just outright crash
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TopicSaw a anti evolution ad on a bus today
Lokarin
07/10/18 12:41:15 AM
#28
And even then, Christianity was bastardized by Constantine who twisted it to expand his empire.
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TopicAttn: Jen
Lokarin
07/10/18 12:19:38 AM
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TopicSaw a anti evolution ad on a bus today
Lokarin
07/10/18 12:17:02 AM
#25
But what if I believe my dick is god? I mean, it literally can create life... and I made a woman out of a rib job
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Topicit's easy to forget That the people behind A&W Root Beer have a food chain
Lokarin
07/09/18 8:12:58 PM
#3
they're quite common in Canada
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TopicITT: I love Boobs
Lokarin
07/09/18 7:45:18 PM
#37
Is that Boogie29894892494284 or whatever?
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TopicRight now Dems are pre-typing SCOTUS complaints
Lokarin
07/09/18 7:29:33 PM
#3
I like how yesterdays complaint was "81? you're too young to retire! Serve us until you die!"
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TopicImmigration judge embarrassed as 1 year old child appears on court
Lokarin
07/09/18 7:28:47 PM
#10
If the kid stays in America for the next 20 years or so they'll probably have sex at some point.

Charge the parents with Sex Trafficking!
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TopicDo you think the non binary and trans movement has harm gay rights recently?
Lokarin
07/09/18 7:22:45 PM
#25
I heard a story about a gay guy getting mad because the feminists call him cis and it triggered him since he was called sis all through high school.
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TopicSaw a anti evolution ad on a bus today
Lokarin
07/09/18 5:29:38 PM
#7
Even then being alive itself is a definition we apply. The biology before the first cells, the first proteins, etc are simply self-sustaining chemical reactions... we just arbitrarily applied importance on it.
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TopicStock suggestions
Lokarin
07/09/18 1:35:04 PM
#9
Blaqthourne posted...
^ Good job predicting the bump it had two days before your prediction.


I wasn't tracking it, I retroactively checked it compared to the announcement... which was a few days ago
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