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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
LightningAce11
04/16/23 10:55:13 PM
#144
Phils mother wanted to pay for his honeymoon, he essentially called her an idiot and made her pay off his taxes so he didnt go bankrupt.

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TopicGeorge RR Martin is convinced he will finish Winds of Winter and the sequel
LightningAce11
04/16/23 5:48:06 PM
#1
Before the new show comes out.

I just need to finish THE WINDS OF WINTER, and then do either A DREAM OF SPRING or volume two of FIRE & BLOOD, and slip in a new Dunk & Egg between each of those in my copious spare time and that will keep me ahead of Ira and his merry crew for a few more years.

https://georgerrmartin.com/notablog/2023/04/14/a-knight-and-a-squire/

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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
LightningAce11
04/14/23 9:58:47 PM
#143
https://www.reddit.com/r/DSPDiscussion5/comments/12m4765/oh_boy_here_we_go/

Bruh the universe is trying to give dsp money.

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TopicWould The Last of Us work as well if a mother figure was escorting a boy?
LightningAce11
04/13/23 10:32:09 PM
#5
Is there actually a game with that dynamic? Adult woman protecting a boy?

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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
LightningAce11
04/13/23 5:13:55 PM
#137
Lil Wayne is presenting some Street Fighter 6 gameplay, pigroach predictably had a meltdown and called him a nobody.

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TopicMy one noteworthy complaint about the Mario movie:
LightningAce11
04/13/23 3:56:31 AM
#11
^i think thats more of a sensual lip bite, since kamel is projecting those images.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
LightningAce11
04/12/23 10:43:38 PM
#136
The last bastion of defense, snort Burnell, is being targeted by strikes.

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Topic'In 2023 you simply cannot expect to be protected by spoilers' do you agree?
LightningAce11
04/12/23 10:04:12 PM
#13
ChocoboMogALT posted...
Just don't go on Twitter and you'll mostly be fine. Twitter is the main offender.
unlike a lot of forums spoilers arent really in the twitter tos.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
LightningAce11
04/12/23 6:10:49 PM
#134
Why did he save over the old file? You can have multiple saves

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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
LightningAce11
04/12/23 5:00:05 AM
#128
Watch his marvel movie reviews. He legit memory holes entire scenes and makes up his own conclusions on the film.

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Topic'In 2023 you simply cannot expect to be protected by spoilers' do you agree?
LightningAce11
04/11/23 7:34:57 PM
#1
https://mobile.twitter.com/offbeatorbit/status/1645456342105063424

What do you think?

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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
LightningAce11
04/11/23 6:42:07 PM
#126
Looool the birthday cake had to be thrown away. It made him sick.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
LightningAce11
04/10/23 7:21:20 PM
#125
https://www.reddit.com/r/DSPDiscussion5/comments/12hoisc/emil_h_is_now_member_bombing_sidescrollers_lmao/

DSP whale Emil h is dropping gifted memberships to the side scrollers.

How long till Phil gets an email of this betrayal?

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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
LightningAce11
04/09/23 11:29:43 PM
#119
Why does dsp make everyday tasks sound so Herculean?

He has to take a whole day off to make a sandwich. He cant pop out for groceries in between streams. Washing dishes are so tough for him.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
LightningAce11
04/09/23 2:37:12 AM
#116
Hes a variety streamer Dood! He plays all types of games!

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TopicClarence Thomas benefactor likes collecting Nazi stuff.
LightningAce11
04/09/23 2:31:52 AM
#9
Samuel L Jackson was right.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
LightningAce11
04/08/23 8:21:37 PM
#113
snort Burnell is the archenemy of pig roach. They are both unkillable.

Anyway the more channels he takes down, the less people will actually attend his streams. 99% of the are there for drama.

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TopicAnyone else sick of jargon like 'claps back' or 'throws shade'
LightningAce11
04/08/23 7:00:03 PM
#43
I think people calling everything unironic is dumber.

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TopicAdults getting excited for an animated Mario movie
LightningAce11
04/07/23 5:50:47 AM
#166
Tbh the movie was quite fun, but dont let someone else hating it be an indictment of your taste. The best way to enjoy media is to not take it personally when someone criticises or shits on it. I liked Man of Steel and we know how people received that.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
LightningAce11
04/07/23 5:47:56 AM
#109
https://www.reddit.com/r/DSPDiscussion5/comments/12e4q0o/going_for_a_big_ratio_again_are_we_dave/

White House twitter should ask Arent you the guy?

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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
LightningAce11
04/06/23 11:05:25 PM
#101
https://www.reddit.com/r/DSPDiscussion5/comments/12dxj7s/daves_youtube_report/

when it comes to contacting him, he insists on email.

But when it comes to other people he wants twitter dms

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TopicAdults getting excited for an animated Mario movie
LightningAce11
04/06/23 6:36:06 PM
#113
Let people enjoy things has done terrible damage to media discourse of any kind.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
LightningAce11
04/05/23 12:06:30 AM
#98
https://mobile.twitter.com/Poems_Future/status/1643430062144847875

One of his paypigs is going around doing copyright strikes in his name, but piggy refuses to take responsibility.

Detractor calls him out and he makes a video talking about being threatened.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
LightningAce11
04/04/23 11:53:56 PM
#96
DSP was playing that street fighter duel mobile game and claimed he pulled bison.

One of his fans said that bison is very rare and you have to spend a lot of money to get him.

Instantly banned.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
LightningAce11
04/03/23 9:29:23 PM
#90
https://youtu.be/3m4OHygx6W4

Complete lack of self awareness.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
LightningAce11
04/03/23 7:43:03 PM
#89
No he did Civil War a few years ago and couldnt understand why all the heroes are fighting. Even at the end hes like iron man attacks captain America for no reason! Its never explained!

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TopicMods, anybody that watches the top streamer ban them.
LightningAce11
04/03/23 6:55:32 PM
#1
Ban anybody telling me to look at the top streamer.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
LightningAce11
04/03/23 6:53:22 PM
#87
So dsp apparently thought wrestling was real until he was nearly 30? Makes sense considering his lack of media literacy. Dude thought that Jordan peele movies are too weird and his reviews of marvel movies are wayyy too dumb since he forgets what happens and makes up his own events.

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TopicPeople defend corporations over their own well being..
LightningAce11
04/02/23 8:26:54 PM
#38
Its baffling to see Duncan post in the same manner over and over that gets him modded even when people tell him why hes wrong. Hes too sheltered and his parents are too brainwashed by Fox News to tell him any better.


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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
LightningAce11
04/01/23 1:42:34 AM
#80
Man who doesnt like drama on his stream constantly brings up drama.

Hes ranting about side scrollers again.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
LightningAce11
03/30/23 9:42:15 PM
#74
Snort hogan got taken down.

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TopicFirst full trailer for Pixar's next movie, Elemental
LightningAce11
03/28/23 10:57:31 PM
#14
Its supposedly based on the directors experience growing up in 1970s New York as a child of immigrants and the melting pot of cultures.

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Topicsmh, RE4make refuses to let you look up Ashley's skirt >_>
LightningAce11
03/27/23 7:45:03 PM
#84
The new face on Ashley looks so inexpressive.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
LightningAce11
03/26/23 7:20:54 PM
#51
Yeah wings arrived but couldnt even talk because dsp refused to turn off 24 hour sub mode or make him a temp mod.

The interview really shook him.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
LightningAce11
03/26/23 6:57:24 AM
#44
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uCQX_kk_FQ

Look at this jealousy towards maximilian. Mocks him for taking many attempts to complete the Daigo parry challenge while he allegedly did it in less.

Says "one of the criticisms I've heard is he gets a lot of attention but he's not a top level player."

Lol he's using alotta peepul defense but it's really him "a lot of people get mad at him because he gets sponsorships and gets games early"

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TopicWaitress angry at only getting a $70 tip from Europeans.
LightningAce11
03/25/23 11:37:23 PM
#281
Wait staff can make a ton of money as evidenced by her wanting 140 at least.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
LightningAce11
03/25/23 7:15:58 PM
#40
https://mobile.twitter.com/evilaj2010/status/1638250001074900994

Its really stupid that he brought up his wifes abuse as a way to deflect from the mobile game convo.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
LightningAce11
03/25/23 3:45:29 AM
#38
Phil: I dont know why wings is angry! If its because of the lolcow podcast obviously that meant it was bad if I didnt go for it!

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TopicLow Tier God (guy who saved Boogie2988's life) is now Twitch Partnered
LightningAce11
03/23/23 10:36:55 PM
#2
Cant wait till he gets banned again.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
LightningAce11
03/23/23 7:02:05 PM
#32
After years of begging phil to come on his show, reviewtech finally grows some balls and tells him to fuck off when phil decides he'll "do rich a solid".

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TopicIn The Last of Us, if Marlene's original plan happened....SPOILERS
LightningAce11
03/23/23 8:10:04 AM
#19
Even if the cure stopped the infected and cured everyone, Joel wouldn't have gone for it if it meant sacrificing Ellie.

He even says "Find someone else". As long as it wasn't his new daughter, he wouldn't care who dies.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
LightningAce11
03/22/23 12:30:06 PM
#12
Tag

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TopicDSPGaming General XXVIII: Avatar - Way of The Beggar
LightningAce11
03/22/23 6:39:37 AM
#494
Were almost at the end, who wants to make the next topic?

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TopicWaitress angry at only getting a $70 tip from Europeans.
LightningAce11
03/22/23 6:14:49 AM
#54
Some people in the comments are wanting to add automatic gratuity whenever they see foreigners.

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TopicWaitress angry at only getting a $70 tip from Europeans.
LightningAce11
03/21/23 11:55:22 PM
#1
https://twitter.com/madison_tayt/status/1637635691894001664

Tipping culture is out of control. The anger is misdirected.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXVIII: Avatar - Way of The Beggar
LightningAce11
03/21/23 7:45:42 PM
#493
Jasper scratched Phil after losing his grip.

Gee, if he had his front claws maybe this wouldnt have happened.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXVIII: Avatar - Way of The Beggar
LightningAce11
03/20/23 4:01:24 AM
#483
DSP spent half an hour turning down 50k so he could cry poor to his fans. All because he wanted to be emailed and not dmd on twitter.

Even wings was baffled at this and spoke with great anger at dsp.

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