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Smiffwilm
03/27/23 6:43:33 PM
#52:


Tbf to TC, the Ashley upskirt bit is the closest they have ever been to being directly spoken to by a fictional character in a video game, so obviously they'd be quite upset it's gone...

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DKBananaSlamma
03/27/23 6:43:58 PM
#53:


Smiffwilm posted...
Tbf to TC, the Ashley upskirt bit is the closest they have ever been to being directly spoken to by a fictional character in a video game, so obviously they'd be quite upset it's gone...
lol

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AmericaTheBrave
03/27/23 6:44:45 PM
#54:


NeonOctopus must feel sad. His horny teen gimmick used to make him popular. Now people are like "mfer, you're 30, it's time to stop."

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rexcrk
03/27/23 6:46:00 PM
#55:


catfan2008 posted...
I'm sorry that in your game about killing crazed humans and monsters that the moment about sexually harrassing a woman is removed


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DKBananaSlamma
03/27/23 6:46:04 PM
#56:


AmericaTheBrave posted...
NeonOctopus must feel sad. His horny teen gimmick used to make him popular. Now people are like "mfer, you're 30, it's time to stop."
It's seems like the same amount of haters to me honestly >_> People will eventually grow up and learn to laugh at fun shit like checking out panties while zombies are trying to eat you

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Dakimakura
03/27/23 6:46:24 PM
#57:


Horny don't go away just because you are 30. Well maybe for some less fortunate individuals it does.

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whateveroh
03/27/23 6:47:55 PM
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LOL

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Mistere_Man
03/27/23 6:50:34 PM
#59:


Sadly I cant find so I may be remembering wrong, but I thought I saw a video once where Leon had his head cut off and it rolled under Ashley for her to call him a pervert before the game over screen popped up.

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Ivynn
03/27/23 6:51:46 PM
#60:


Mistere_Man posted...
Sadly I cant find so I may be remembering wrong, but I thought I saw a video once where Leon had his head cut off and it rolled under Ashley for her to call him a pervert before the game over screen popped up.

lmao

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DKBananaSlamma
03/27/23 6:52:03 PM
#61:


Mistere_Man posted...
Sadly I cant find so I may be remembering wrong, but I thought I saw a video once where Leon had his head cut off and it rolled under Ashley for her to call him a pervert before the game over screen popped up.
I fucking hope this is real lol

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Seaman_Prime
03/27/23 6:54:27 PM
#62:


Mistere_Man posted...
Sadly I cant find so I may be remembering wrong, but I thought I saw a video once where Leon had his head cut off and it rolled under Ashley for her to call him a pervert before the game over screen popped up.
Holy shit I need to see this
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WalkingLobsters
03/27/23 6:56:00 PM
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https://youtu.be/70T84jGHEJg

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Heartomaton
03/27/23 6:56:29 PM
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https://youtu.be/NYMP9UzvQ9c

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buddhamonster
03/27/23 6:58:33 PM
#65:


Ivynn posted...
Those exist already? >___>
They replaced the chainsaw guy in the opening fight with Shrek before the game even came out.

Yea they have already made nudes for well, everybody.

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DKBananaSlamma
03/27/23 6:59:23 PM
#66:


WalkingLobsters posted...
https://youtu.be/70T84jGHEJg
I don't like the scene having this music blasting at you in the remake >_> The original's scene being silent fit it better

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DKBananaSlamma
03/27/23 7:00:10 PM
#67:


Heartomaton posted...
https://youtu.be/NYMP9UzvQ9c
lmao that thumbnail is hilarious

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Dakimakura
03/27/23 7:00:20 PM
#68:


WalkingLobsters posted...
https://youtu.be/70T84jGHEJg

Women have large mommy milkers deal with it Capcom

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Ivynn
03/27/23 7:01:00 PM
#69:


I miss Sandy from Spongebob voicing Ashley.

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DKBananaSlamma
03/27/23 7:01:28 PM
#70:


Ivynn posted...
I miss Sandy from Spongebob voicing Ashley.
I always forget this until someone reminds me.

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hockeybub89
03/27/23 7:02:08 PM
#71:


Ashley was goofy looking and had an annoying voice, but OMG she had panties rendered in 128 bits! But a stick figure with pyramids on her chest was a sex symbol, so gamers have always been super thirsty and cringy.

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DKBananaSlamma
03/27/23 7:04:07 PM
#72:


Here's a video of the difference:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a62YcO31ezk

you can see Leon stop aiming when he aims at Ashley. While in the scope, it just kicks you out, but I guess if you have a handgun you can still look although obviously it doesn't have the zoom >_>

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Zonbei
03/27/23 7:04:37 PM
#73:


Smiffwilm posted...
Tbf to TC, the Ashley upskirt bit is the closest they have ever been to being directly spoken to by a fictional character in a video game, so obviously they'd be quite upset it's gone...

Change that to by a woman and youre probably correct.

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DKBananaSlamma
03/27/23 7:07:27 PM
#74:


Oh yeah, I guess I should mention that Ashley finally learned how to climb down ladders and doesn't need Leon to catch her anymore. That's a plus

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SSJKirby
03/27/23 7:28:00 PM
#75:


DKBananaSlamma posted...
Oh yeah, I guess I should mention that Ashley finally learned how to climb down ladders and doesn't need Leon to catch her anymore. That's a plus
heck there was a part without a ladder where you're supposed to catch her, but I died in the area and just forgot and she jumped down on her own.

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SSJKirby
03/27/23 7:28:51 PM
#76:


DKBananaSlamma posted...
I don't like the scene having this music blasting at you in the remake >_> The original's scene being silent fit it better
that music was edited in

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DKBananaSlamma
03/27/23 7:31:59 PM
#78:


[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

But it didn't go wrong

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pegusus123456
03/27/23 7:38:26 PM
#79:


DKBananaSlamma posted...
I'm still in the village so I cant suplex anyone yet. Hopefully tho!
You can suplex the villagers

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DKBananaSlamma
03/27/23 7:39:00 PM
#80:


pegusus123456 posted...
You can suplex the villagers
What? I've melee dozens of villagers and haven't popped a suplex yet

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Zonbei
03/27/23 7:41:25 PM
#81:


DKBananaSlamma posted...
But it didn't go wrong


Well. Thats true, if your goal was to humiliate yourself in front of a bunch of people on a dead website.

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DKBananaSlamma
03/27/23 7:42:40 PM
#82:


Zonbei posted...
Well. Thats true, if your goal was to humiliate yourself in front of a bunch of people on a dead website.
Someone's gotta lead these lost sheep to horniness. Just because Gamefaqs is dead doesn't mean they have to be abandoned to the wolves. My role as CE's resident Titty Meister is to shepherd you all to horny enlightenment. Horniness is good. Horniness is natural. Horniness is what makes mankind do extraordinary things! >_>

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pegusus123456
03/27/23 7:44:08 PM
#83:


DKBananaSlamma posted...
What? I've melee dozens of villagers and haven't popped a suplex yet
I think it's a position-sensitive trigger. If you're in front of them, Leon will kick. If you're behind, he'll suplex.

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LightningAce11
03/27/23 7:45:03 PM
#84:


The new face on Ashley looks so inexpressive.

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DKBananaSlamma
03/27/23 7:45:51 PM
#85:


Wow, Ashley doesn't even fistpump anymore when you kill an enemy. She just covers her ears instead because of the gunfire

Literally
UNPLAYABLE!

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WBC_Injury
03/27/23 7:46:19 PM
#86:


catfan2008 posted...
I'm sorry that in your game about killing crazed humans and monsters that the moment about sexually harrassing a woman is removed

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Ryven
03/27/23 7:48:04 PM
#87:


This reminds me of all the whining and complaining people did about Jill not wearing a skirt in R3make.

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Zonbei
03/27/23 7:48:06 PM
#88:


DKBananaSlamma posted...
Someone's gotta lead these lost sheep to horniness. Just because Gamefaqs is dead doesn't mean they have to be abandoned to the wolves. My role as CE's resident Titty Meister is to shepherd you all to horny enlightenment. Horniness is good. Horniness is natural. Horniness is what makes mankind do extraordinary things! >_>


Oh alright so you do enjoy humiliating yourself.

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pegusus123456
03/27/23 7:51:25 PM
#89:


DKBananaSlamma posted...
Wow, Ashley doesn't even fistpump anymore when you kill an enemy. She just covers her ears instead because of the gunfire

Literally
UNPLAYABLE!
She definitely fistbumps, I've seen video of it.

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DKBananaSlamma
03/27/23 7:53:30 PM
#90:


pegusus123456 posted...
She definitely fistbumps, I've seen video of it.
I hope she does

Zonbei posted...
Oh alright so you do enjoy humiliating yourself.
When you get older, you'll understand why horniness is worth fighting for >_>

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DKBananaSlamma
03/27/23 7:54:20 PM
#91:


Ryven posted...
This reminds me of all the whining and complaining people did about Jill not wearing a skirt in R3make.
Jill wore a skirt in that game? I thought it was always a tubetop with pants

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DKBananaSlamma
03/27/23 7:57:15 PM
#93:


[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

To save you from reading like 100 posts, the masses are angry that they've been denied horniness

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Zonbei
03/27/23 7:58:07 PM
#94:


DKBananaSlamma posted...
I hope she does

When you get older, you'll understand why horniness is worth fighting for >_>

My guy Im polyamorous and old af, I already know horniness is worth fighting for. I just fight for it by being a normal person in real life and dating people ethically instead of being a creepy troll on gamefaqs.


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Ivynn
03/27/23 7:58:35 PM
#95:


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You know what you can't blow up? Ashley's skirt.

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DKBananaSlamma
03/27/23 7:59:33 PM
#96:


I do too >_> I just like horniness in games also. idk why you would think otherwise. Gamefaqs isn't real life. It's just an anonymous video game message board on the internet.

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DKBananaSlamma
03/27/23 7:59:45 PM
#97:


Ivynn posted...
You know what you can't blow up? Ashley's skirt.
Hey-ohhhhhhhhhhhh!

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Supersex420
03/27/23 7:59:58 PM
#98:


Have you ever talked to a woman who actually knows what this game is? Every time I meet someone into something I geek over, I short-circuit.

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Lonestar2000
03/27/23 8:00:02 PM
#99:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/6/4/AAASdDAAEUv8.jpg

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Dakimakura
03/27/23 8:00:24 PM
#100:


this topic is blowing up bigger than the ballistics on my inflatable Ashley doll.

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Zonbei
03/27/23 8:01:17 PM
#101:


DKBananaSlamma posted...
I do too >_> I just like horniness in games also. idk why you would think otherwise

Pattern recognition, mostly.

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