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CedarPointcp posted...

he's 30 already? man , mlb really has a stranglehold on the players for a long time. I mean, until they can sign big

If they use all the minor league years they got you for 11 years before you hit free agency

Prove it didnt

Hes 30, you already got the best years out of him. Its like marrying a broad you banged when she was young after she has another mans kid once she got old.

Boner alert

Smallville posted...

What is fuel injection?

Exactly what it sounds like

Thats racist

The new Apple Watch will measure how much them Sloppers bounce.

I like a girl that wears shoes to bed, and not like sexy heels Im talking socks and running shoes.

All the controversy aside, its a very good show and well acted. The father in particular (Richard Jenkins), is fantastic.

As long as he stays away from the car I parked on the pier

There was no better film released that year, its an all time great movie

Going in December for my yearly trip. Basically a week long bender, but gotta stick to booze since everything on the street is just fent.

Yes, but I never play it so I regret buying it

Interesting

Thats the goal, doing it early just makes you efficient.

Yeah, thats how economies works.

FL81 posted...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9znLYuNaS40

I conceived all my kids to this song

Lol, get fucked

Eating the brown eye is 2nd base these days

SF2 on a Genesis controller was like running underwater

Ive never seen somebody sell out so fast.

Lets not. Might as well discuss Seinfeld reruns because they have better ratings

MarthGoomba posted...

1 is Fine

Correct

Riddle 1:

Bad boys have to pay me,
but every good boy does me.
You'll feel me when you get the correct answer to this riddle.
What am I?

Riddle 2:

I start on the hour my usual devour,
I hope I bring you what you want.
It could be bitter sweet and sour.

Hows the ass?

DespondentDeity posted...

Do rarer bourbons have different subjective effects during the high they give you?

They taste better

No, if your scenario played out it would be easier to get rare bourbons so I would probably drink more.

Holy shit they kick in fast

Get a lanyard with the clear id holder. Stick a key card on there and a fake or real (old) work Id.

Wear that thing in airports, hospitals, colleges or any place they sell stuff where employees get discounts.

Nobody looks too close and the key is you arent asking, they just see it and give you a discount.

StankGnasty was such a clown

Our intelligence would know about it before it happened so its not true. But, Im theory I could see it because Pooh isnt a communist, hes just a straight up dictator and capitalist at this point

I dont think I ever died in the main game

Fuck your friends

Juice the thing you lazy fucker

I hate dogs, the perfect woman

Just dont catch your dick in it

Adam posted...

She's married or at least committed to her boyfriend

Nobody ever cheats on their spouse, you got me there

Good for the King

None of this dumb shit matters

ScazarMeltex posted...

8 bucks.

8 bucks for a martini at an airport?! I call BS, too cheap

I like it but its so caloric I can barely touch a piece

Never knew a girl named Oatmeal

Weeeeeeed

Heres to 100 more Fam!

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