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Bender: You know, I was God once.
God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.

California
Ohio
Oregon
Washington
Illinois
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Bender: You know, I was God once.
God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.

Comedian makes fun of people, stop the presses!
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Bender: You know, I was God once.
God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.

Does this mean being fat is a disease too?
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Bender: You know, I was God once.
God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.

Fuck no
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Bender: You know, I was God once.
God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.

Why is CE so obsessed with men's heights
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Bender: You know, I was God once.
God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.

She has a net worth of $50 million.

https://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebrities/models/kylie-jenner-net-worth/

She's far from a billionaire.
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Bender: You know, I was God once.
God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.

Stone Temple Pilots
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Bender: You know, I was God once.
God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.

63
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Bender: You know, I was God once.
God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.

EbonTitanium posted...

The creation of gunpowder and TNT.

Would you rather everyone just be slaughtering people with swords and bows then?
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Bender: You know, I was God once.
God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.

darkphoenix181 posted...

your mom giving birth

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Bender: You know, I was God once.
God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.

I'd be invincible. Anytime someone tried to hurt me, I'd start deeding and they'd be forced into a static trance. Then I get them/run away while deeding. Muahahhahaahabaahabaha
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Bender: You know, I was God once.
God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.

Kastrada posted...

A former student of mine apparently knows this guy. She and some of his friend's are apparently saying this is a frame job and how he could never do something like this.

His picture is literally him holding guns and pointing them as if ready to shoot.
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Bender: You know, I was God once.
God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.

Red hot chili peppers
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Bender: You know, I was God once.
God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.

When people watch you deed, are they stuck in limbo where that's all they see and the entire world is essentially frozen in time?
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Bender: You know, I was God once.
God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.

He had a good run, I don't think YouTube famous people can sustain for too long without collapsing. The Power Glove and TMNT1 are amazing and some of my favorite videos on YouTube period.
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Bender: You know, I was God once.
God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.

As long as it's a good movie, I could not care less what the diversity specs in a film are.
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Bender: You know, I was God once.
God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.

Mako_Sharknado posted...

Legaia goddammit

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Bender: You know, I was God once.
God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.

I'd be interested to see how many of those employees are based in Chicago, where the cost of living is higher and thus means higher salaries for people working there.

Regardless, the tax situation there is still shit and an embarrassment.
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Bender: You know, I was God once.
God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.

Legend of Legaia
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Bender: You know, I was God once.
God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.

Wait a minute, did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?
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Bender: You know, I was God once.
God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.

Queen with the biggest win coming up
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Bender: You know, I was God once.
God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.

Fair, next
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Bender: You know, I was God once.
God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.

Tell her to bend the knee
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Bender: You know, I was God once.
God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.

Still can't see self-driving cars ever being a thing nationwide. Maybe in select areas or scenarios, but never everywhere.
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Bender: You know, I was God once.
God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.

There's a reason why meth is not legal in the majority of first world countries.
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Bender: You know, I was God once.
God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.

YookaLaylee posted...

It's impressive that they've made multiple Death Stars and each one still has huge flaws that makes it easy to blow them up

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Bender: You know, I was God once.
God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.

wackyteen posted...

I'm more impressed they managed to get it to move through Hyperspace without something going wrong and leading to the imminent collapse of the whole moon.

They seem to have mastered hyperspace, simply by calculating the route and making sure no planets/objects in the direct path. Despite it being so large, considering they had a reactor large enough to destroy a planet...it makes sense that the engine would be big enough as well to move it.
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Bender: You know, I was God once.
God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.

Jamie Lannister
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Bender: You know, I was God once.
God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.

Fair, next
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Bender: You know, I was God once.
God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.

Wasn't this the dude that was a Republican all his life, switched to Democrat, won the election, and now switched back?
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Bender: You know, I was God once.
God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.

There's only one party to blame for this, the consumer.
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Bender: You know, I was God once.
God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.

It's shit like this that sets back the marijuana legalization movement years.
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Bender: You know, I was God once.
God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.

Speed
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Bender: You know, I was God once.
God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.

NAACP should issue an advisory about going to Chicago.
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Bender: You know, I was God once.
God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.

Fam_Fam posted...

they aren't banning them. They are asking them not to wear their uniforms so not to be a distraction. That's a bit different.

Asking a group of people to dress a specific way as to not offend another group, progressive!
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Bender: You know, I was God once.
God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.

Tag
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Bender: You know, I was God once.
God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.

I've done it before, however there's a lot more movement than you realize when you brush.
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Bender: You know, I was God once.
God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.

Nirvana
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Bender: You know, I was God once.
God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.

Good thing they have the alternative for Cavemen, I definitely wanted to avoid offending people using that term.
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Bender: You know, I was God once.
God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.

Dragons
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Bender: You know, I was God once.
God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.

The Rock is going to win so it doesn't matter who else runs.
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Bender: You know, I was God once.
God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.

averagejoel posted...

Vindris_SNH posted...

Malcolm_Caradoc posted...

The Admiral posted...

Liberals pander to the groups who commit the crime, telling them it's not their fault, that they're really the victims, and that only the government can save them.

Conservatives tell them that it's their responsibility to own up to their actions, work to change the culture of their community, and maintain a strong family structure.

No surprise why they vote the way they do... despite no progress being made for decades.

@The_Admiral "THE GROUPS THAT COMMIT THE CRIME." Why don't you just come right out and admit you don't like black people.

Even if Admiral was implying that black people commit a disproportionate amount of crimes, that wouldn't be racist. It would be a fact.

it is racist to take that statistic out of context

it's not black people that commit more crimes - it's poor people. people commit more crimes when they're in a state of desperation, and black people are disproportionately likely to be in that state of desperation

That statistic isn't out of context, it's a statistic. All you did was change who the statistic is about, even though you didn't provide any hard data.
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Bender: You know, I was God once.
God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.

Probably one in the first season, can't think off hand.
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Bender: You know, I was God once.
God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.

COVxy posted...

Kirby posted...

If population density is a major factor in high crime, then why are the cities with the highest population density (NYC, San Fran, Miami, Boston) not on the top 10 violent cities?

Questionmarktarius posted...

Singapore and Japan are pretty much proof.

No.

Just no. A relationship does not imply a perfectly linear relationship with only one sole underlying cause.

You're the one who pointed out that population density should have ended the topic pages ago.
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Bender: You know, I was God once.
God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.

Fair, next.
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Bender: You know, I was God once.
God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.

COVxy posted...

Ah, the "let's pretend population density isn't a factor in crime rates, despite it being one of the most heavily studied factors in criminology" topic.

This was pointed out early on and this topic still continues, heading towards a 3rd page. Smh.

If population density is a major factor in high crime, then why are the cities with the highest population density (NYC, San Fran, Miami, Boston) not on the top 10 violent cities?
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Bender: You know, I was God once.
God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.

Swagnificent119 posted...

How many police do they send when a guy does this?

Quite a few to talk to the guy and to control the scene and traffic on the bridge. I'm sure NYC has their own negotiating team.
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Bender: You know, I was God once.
God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.

ChromaticAngel posted...

CanuckCowboy posted...

He should have said it was a painful oversimplification.

The elaborate explanation is really long, factors in a lot of issues that right-wingers refuse to acknowledge like racism, and would just be countered with "TRUMP MAGA MAGA MAGA" so I have little reason to type it out.

So you have no argument, got it.
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Bender: You know, I was God once.
God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.

CanuckCowboy posted...

Vindris_SNH posted...

Puglia77 posted...

I never knew the south was a liberal haven

Actually, the parts of the south that are in the worst shape are run directly by Democrats. Name a specific city known for high crime or poverty and go look at its mayor. You can probably find a few run by Republicans but most of them are run by Democrats.

Asherlee10 posted...

Post sources, TC.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_cities_by_crime_rate

Organized by Violent Crimes:
St. Louis - Democrat mayor
Detroit - Democrat
Memphis - Democrat
Milwaukee - Democrat
Baltimore - Democrat

Organized by Robbery:
Oakland - Democrat
Cleveland - Democrat
Baltimore - Democrat
Newark - Democrat
Milwaukee - Democrat

I think you get the point.

And btw, an example of high crime cities in the SOUTH:
Houston - Democrat mayor
New Orleans - Democrat
Atlanta - Democrat
Nashville - Democrat
Dallas - Democrat

So how come the valiant saviours of modern society can't do shit about it when they run everything on a federal level?

Talk about incompetence or plain not givin a fuck.

And why doed the considerably more left leaning Canada have so much less violent crime?

And why is my area one of the highest crime areas in Canada despite being a Conservative stronghold?

This isn't about Canada, every country is different.

And having a conservative leader at the Federal level doesn't mean it trickles down...every state and city is still run independently and operates on their own. Hence why marijuana is legal in some places but illegal federally.
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Bender: You know, I was God once.
God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.