Lurker > Keebs05

wwinterj25 posted...

LinkPizza posted...

I believe xjayguyx does that to wwinterj25...

He does seem a little too keen when it comes to "bragging" about his sex life or life in general to me.

I'm actually kind of surprised that we're 8 pages into this thread and jayguy is nowhere to be seen.
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wwinterj25 posted...

A heifer doesn't necessarily refer to weight though.

Unless he believes that they are literally young female cows, I think the implication is obvious.
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I'll be working but that's just my regular schedule. The holidays don't impact it at all.
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"Old soldiers never die, they just fade away" R.I.P PFC Dusty Seidel

Classic duckbear/Full Throttle. Calls a lingerie-wearing Mack truck "full figured" but calls a healthy sized woman that doesn't share his political views a "heifer."
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Dikitain posted...

JoanOfArcade posted...

Dikitain posted...

Can I vote both? Milf + dilf tag team FTW!

Dilf doesn't mean what you're thinking it means

You are thinking filf, dilf has always meant what context I used it in.

They mean the same thing. One is "father" and the other is "dad."
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"Old soldiers never die, they just fade away" R.I.P PFC Dusty Seidel

Whether the staff is friendly or treats you like a massive inconvenience is a crapshoot but it's free and the medications are covered so I can't complain. They've recently started upgrading a lot of their obsolete equipment as well so I'll give it a solid 7/10.
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Not too hard to miss.

I can't remember the last time that I went into a Toys R Us looking for something and walked out with that exact thing. I've had better luck at those shitty K-Marts.
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Well, she's 16 in the movie so she's legal now. Fairly sure she's getting it from Maui though.
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ComradeSeraphim posted...

Keebs05 posted...

Based on birth date: yes
Based on mindset: no

Millennials can be incredibly conservative. Hell, I'd argue there's probably more conservative millennials than conservative baby boomers.

Oh absolutely. I know tons of millennials that have conservative views but when people, in general, think "millennial," they think liberal. There's a certain stereotype that comes with the millennial tag.
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Based on birth date: yes
Based on mindset: no
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"Old soldiers never die, they just fade away" R.I.P PFC Dusty Seidel

You're a little late to the party, duckbear. That election was last month. Also, I don't think you actually know what "heifer" means.
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Far-Queue posted...

Help me convince my wife that she's wrong

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Pretty sure I saw this movie already. Saw many like them.
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"Old soldiers never die, they just fade away" R.I.P PFC Dusty Seidel

Maybe she misspelled "cock"
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"Old soldiers never die, they just fade away" R.I.P PFC Dusty Seidel

It didn't help but the collapse started before the invasion of Afghanistan. Millions of Soviet citizens faced starvation and didn't even have access to the most basic of needs. The constant shortages caused a massive backlash as more and more people refused to buy into the Communist ideology. After the invasion, Ronald Reagan cut off the Soviet economy from the rest of the world and drove oil and gas prices to some of the lowest levels in decades which further hurt their economy. Gorbachev's attempt to restructure the political system (can't remember the two biggest policies were called) didn't work nearly fast enough. Poland experienced a political revolution in 89' which brought on further revolutions. Berlin Wall also comes down in 89'. Communist party attempted a coup in 91' which failed and further destabilized the USSR. Gorbachev resigns on Christmas of 91'. December 31st, 1991, the USSR ceases to exist.
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Thanks, TC. I needed that laugh.
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"Old soldiers never die, they just fade away" R.I.P PFC Dusty Seidel

If you're not sure of the gender of a person, just grab their crotch. Thanks President Tru-, I mean, President James Johnson! (MGS2)
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I thought the 2nd one was a little long. The entire first half is Doug working in the basement of a building but it's still good.

First one was awesome. The only sports movie that I think is better is Miracle.
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The World Is Not Enough. The only Bond movie I've ever seen that actually feels like a 2-hour movie.
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Yeah, showing up to school dressed as those two was definitely a piss poor decision. High school kids aren't exactly known for thinking things through completely though. Suspension seems reasonable. Death threats, as always, are way over the line.
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wwinterj25 posted...

Keebs05 posted...

I straight up said she works part time and does nothing else productive with her life nor has the desire to do anything productive with her life. Therefore, she meets my definition of a loser.

Your original sentence didn't actually say that but still thanks for actually making sense this time. Out of curiosity are you English?

By saying that she sits on her ass full-time, I'm saying that she does nothing else productive with her life. The two phrases are practically synonymous. I was simply being blunt. And no, I'm not English.
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"Old soldiers never die, they just fade away" R.I.P PFC Dusty Seidel

For some reason, I got really into it around 2008 during the ridiculous Edge/Vickie Guerrero story. That played out. There was the whole story with Undertaker being forced to retire. And then, as quickly as I got into it, I stopped watching it.
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"Old soldiers never die, they just fade away" R.I.P PFC Dusty Seidel

In this day and age, you're asking for trouble when you're wearing blackface. Especially if you're dumb enough to show up to work in it.
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wwinterj25 posted...

Kyuubi4269 posted...

part-time - 4 hours a day
full-time - 8 hours a day
hours available - 24 hours a day

I don't think I need to explain how both can fit in a day.

In the context that the sentence was presented it implied all his cousin does is sit on her arse. By your logic most folk sit on their arse "full time" as most folk have eight hours out of work a day or at least have a day or two days off work. I stand by what I said. You can't do nothing while actually working. Doesn't matter if it's part time hours or not.

I didn't imply anything. I straight up said she works part time and does nothing else productive with her life nor has the desire to do anything productive with her life. Therefore, she meets my definition of a loser.
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Impavid54 posted...

What is with you guys? why is it so hard to believe that I actually found someone who is int interested in me?

You're new here, aren't you?
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SpeedDemon20 posted...

He's probably gonna come back and lie about it.

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wwinterj25 posted...

Keebs05 posted...

Once you've become my 32-year old cousin who only works part-time and sits around on her lazy ass full-time, then you've crossed into loser territory.

So working part time makes someone a loser? Huh. I'd have thought not working at all would make someone a loser.

I thought it was fairly obvious that the second part of the statement was what made her a loser. I'll try to break things down Barney style for you from now on.
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"Old soldiers never die, they just fade away" R.I.P PFC Dusty Seidel

Living with your parents has really become the norm over the past few years. I wouldn't call you a loser since you're trying to better yourself and improve your situation. Once you've become my 32-year old cousin who only works part-time and sits around on her lazy ass full-time, then you've crossed into loser territory.
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"Old soldiers never die, they just fade away" R.I.P PFC Dusty Seidel

Maybe his fashion line to going down the toilet because his clothes look like shit?

https://goo.gl/images/Ar1JBC
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Totino's although they've been getting really skimpy on the cheese lately.
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"Old soldiers never die, they just fade away" R.I.P PFC Dusty Seidel

If you're saying someone shouldn't be fired for being offensive, you're essentially saying that murder should be legal. Being fired for being offensive is a consequence to an action, no consequences for actions, murder is legal, also deadz.

You're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't.
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OneTimeBen posted...

I dont see a link to the actual story

You won't with duckbear topics.
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If you can keep a hard-on while watching any madea movie, you deserve all of the tinder sluts.
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Oh boy, this should be interesting...


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"Old soldiers never die, they just fade away" R.I.P PFC Dusty Seidel

I've been playing Last Day on Earth. It's an absolute grind-a-thon unless you download a modded version but it certainly keeps me occupied during down time.
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wwinterj25 posted...

She's more cute than hot so voted average

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Zeus posted...

Keebs05 posted...

Full Throttle posted...

Turner was released February 1st and was originally sentenced to 38 years to 6 months behind bars and was released twice. He then returned to prison in 2003 for an additional 15 years after hundreds of PORN IMAGES were found on his computer in a halfway house.

It's almost like perverts and rapists are incapable of rehabilitation. Probably had to release him to make more room for someone with a baggie of weed in their car.

Because the rehab rate on drug offenders is any better? >_>

I don't know any potheads that hit a blunt and go rape little girls on Halloween. They typically want to stay in and eat the Halloween candy instead of giving it out.
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Full Throttle posted...

Turner was released February 1st and was originally sentenced to 38 years to 6 months behind bars and was released twice. He then returned to prison in 2003 for an additional 15 years after hundreds of PORN IMAGES were found on his computer in a halfway house.

It's almost like perverts and rapists are incapable of rehabilitation. Probably had to release him to make more room for someone with a baggie of weed in their car.
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Monopoman posted...

Keebs05 posted...

I encourage everyone to stop playing that damn song, President or not.

Are you not happy?

I certainly don't feel like a room without a roof.
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Zeus posted...

It's pretty meaningful, considering he has no employer nor is he contracted to work. He's essentially a busker and busking isn't a job.

Full Throttle posted...

He earns a salary through an esports company, Counter Logic Gaming who hired him to play Fortnite as he's made his money from cash prizes in video game tournaments.

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"Old soldiers never die, they just fade away" R.I.P PFC Dusty Seidel

I encourage everyone to stop playing that damn song, President or not.
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"Old soldiers never die, they just fade away" R.I.P PFC Dusty Seidel

Considering that I'm an immature man-child that finds flatulence hilarious, I'd probably up my milk and cheese intake even more.
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"Old soldiers never die, they just fade away" R.I.P PFC Dusty Seidel

No, I'd worry that it would destroy the enjoyment and stress relief that I get out of gaming. Plus, once Fortnite runs its course, that income will dry up.
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"Old soldiers never die, they just fade away" R.I.P PFC Dusty Seidel

My vote isn't going to make a difference but yeah, I plan on voting.
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"Old soldiers never die, they just fade away" R.I.P PFC Dusty Seidel

Taking his children away is a ridiculous overreaction but you can't be surprised by outrage over a costume like that.
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"Old soldiers never die, they just fade away" R.I.P PFC Dusty Seidel

tyfys
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"Old soldiers never die, they just fade away" R.I.P PFC Dusty Seidel

Reminds me of the Dubya years when he was all over television every time that he had another brain fart.

"Fool me once, shame on...shame on you. Fool me, you can't get fooled again."
"And America needs a military where our breast and brightest are proud to serve."
"And so in my State of the...my State of the Union, or State, my speech to the nation or whatever you want to call it. Speech to the Nation."

God damn, that guy was good for a chuckle.
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"Old soldiers never die, they just fade away" R.I.P PFC Dusty Seidel

Smarkil posted...

Im more surprised a member of antifa has a job

Not anymore

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"Old soldiers never die, they just fade away" R.I.P PFC Dusty Seidel