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TopicWoman with CANCER gets a YEAR in PRISON for STEALING as DEMOCRATS Cry Foul!!!
Keebs05
02/03/20 8:33:02 PM
#40
wwinterj25 posted...
Your opinion is irrelevant. the law is what counts. The more crimes you commit the more harsher the punishment.
Death sentence seems harsh but whatever.

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TopicWoman with CANCER gets a YEAR in PRISON for STEALING as DEMOCRATS Cry Foul!!!
Keebs05
02/03/20 8:08:31 PM
#38
Kyuubi4269 posted...
The sentence was claiming on 3 strikes, not just for petty theft.

Petty theft and possessing some weed. What a hardened criminal.

Kyuubi4269 posted...
She's a non-reforming criminal so can't be trusted to be free.

She wouldn't be "free." She would be getting medical attention and serving her sentence as soon as she's medically cleared.

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TopicWoman with CANCER gets a YEAR in PRISON for STEALING as DEMOCRATS Cry Foul!!!
Keebs05
02/03/20 8:41:29 AM
#12
Just give her a deferred sentence. It normally only takes 2-3 months to recover from a hysterectomy. Let her recover and then serve her sentence. Although 10 months seems a bit steep for $100 worth of groceries.

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TopicTexas Man causes MASS PANIC after he wore a GAS MASK cause of CORONAVIRUS!!!
Keebs05
02/02/20 1:11:04 AM
#10
I can appreciate the precaution but a gas mask is overkill. He could've just worn an N95 respirator. They're cheaper, easier to put on and much less likely to cause a panic attack among others.

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TopicTeen Girl who voiced PEPPA PIG since she was 5 years old has QUIT!! Is She Hot?
Keebs05
02/02/20 1:05:00 AM
#7
There's something off but I can't quite figure out what it is.

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TopicMore people have recovered from the Coronavirus vs have died now
Keebs05
02/01/20 2:00:16 PM
#8
All this coronavirus panic makes me all nostalgic for Ebola, Zika, West Nile and Mad Cow Disease. I wonder what illness will kill us all next year...

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TopicImagine not allowing evidence or witnesses in a trial.
Keebs05
02/01/20 6:22:32 AM
#48
Imagine actually being shocked at this whole sideshow. Everybody knew that the trial would hit a wall as soon as it went to the Senate.

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Topic22 y/o Girl hires CHRIS HANSEN to catch her BF who likes MILFS!! Is She Hot???
Keebs05
02/01/20 6:10:32 AM
#4
She's cute, I guess. The mom is hotter.

Sucks that Hansen has to resort to this kind of schtick to make ends meet. I guess when you're getting evicted from apartments and bouncing checks, you take whatever you can.

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Topic$365 US but this is your morning alarm sound for the next 365 days.
Keebs05
02/01/20 2:04:42 AM
#7
Bugmeat posted...
Sure. I only ever hear my alarm for a few seconds before I silence it. It's not a lot.of money but In could use it right now.


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TopicIllinois Girl who looks like a HIGH SCHOOL TEEN is dating an OLD MAN!! Hot???
Keebs05
02/01/20 2:02:55 AM
#10
That's a rough looking 27

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TopicHow great of a businessman do you think donald trump really is?
Keebs05
01/31/20 9:07:41 AM
#10
CwebbMichSac4 posted...
trump started out rich, his father was worth well over 100 mil.
And Donald is worth over $3 billion. Clearly, he's doing something right.

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TopicBill Gates Daughter is getting MARRIED to her MUSLIM BOYFRIEND!! Is She Hot???
Keebs05
01/31/20 12:25:52 AM
#3
Not bad looking considering what the parents look like.

Can you imagine trying to shop for an engagement ring for the daughter of the 2nd most richest man in the world though?

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TopicEvangelical Pastor says the CORONAVIRUS will KILL God Hating LIBERALS!!!
Keebs05
01/30/20 3:33:36 AM
#6
If god wanted to kill liberals, you'd think he would come up with a more efficient way than a virus.

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TopicGameFAQs mods LITERALLY BTFO in dispute, yet uphold it with no response!
Keebs05
01/30/20 12:54:58 AM
#6
WastelandCowboy posted...
Fair; next.


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TopicYou have ridiculously large sums of steady income
Keebs05
01/30/20 12:41:30 AM
#36
No concubine option? I guess I'll go with the maid then.

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TopicChristians ADMIT that their 2 y/o is DEAD and will NOT be RESURRECTED!!!
Keebs05
01/30/20 12:34:42 AM
#2
Full Throttle posted...
Devout California Christians, Andrew and Kalley Heiligenthal have FINALLY admitted to the public that they will NOT be resurrecting their dead 2 y/o daughter through prayer

I can't help but chuckle at the way this is worded. Like they are making the decision not to resurrect their daughter instead of realizing that it's a ridiculous pipe dream.

To answer the question, as ridiculous as this whole thing is, they should be able to keep the money.


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TopicFavorite video game mascot/character
Keebs05
01/25/20 12:42:16 AM
#24
Grew up in Sonic's heyday. Have to vote for the blue blur.

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Topic23 y/o Marine Carries his Newlywed WIFE and FELL into a POTHOLE where she DIED!
Keebs05
01/24/20 3:35:27 AM
#9
Full Throttle posted...
The Pothole -

https://i.imgur.com/59A7Hlk.jpg

You call that a pothole?

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Topic27 y/o who Exposed her BOOBS to her KIDS now faces PRISON time for it!!!
Keebs05
01/23/20 12:17:10 AM
#21
There's no way to tell if it's traumatizing without seeing the fun bags for ourselves. Chop chop, Full Throttle. We're waiting...

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TopicFemale FURRIES perform a CITIZEN ARREST after a MAN attacked his Girlfriend!!!
Keebs05
01/23/20 12:13:59 AM
#5
Have fun trying to live that one down, Demetri.

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TopicGritty, the Philadelphia Mascot PUNCHED a 13 y/o KID for PATTING his HEAD!!!
Keebs05
01/23/20 12:12:17 AM
#3
You'd think at least one person besides the father would've seen a giant orange mascot get a running start and pop the kid in the face...

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TopicTarget Manager gets 30K in DONATION cause of a RUDE CUSTOMER..Whose Side You On
Keebs05
01/22/20 6:12:04 AM
#14
He's being awfully cheap for an "award winning journalist."

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TopicTalking to yourself at work. Do you do it?
Keebs05
01/21/20 8:17:12 AM
#9
Absolutely. Doesn't even matter if I'm at work or not.

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TopicWhat character's death impacted you most? (SPOILERS)
Keebs05
01/19/20 9:45:43 AM
#52
Ogurisama posted...
Last of us
Sarahs death, right out of the gate killing her like that.


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TopicEminem facing backlash for lyrics about terrorist bombing
Keebs05
01/19/20 5:57:51 AM
#22
Controversial rapper says something controversial. More at 11.

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TopicThis ASIAN Girl Group is trying to Break into AMERICA!! Who's the Hottest???
Keebs05
01/18/20 4:08:23 AM
#4
party_animal07 posted...
Do American artists look as generic to people outside of America as Asian pop artists look to me?

I was thinking the same thing.

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TopicTexas Man has a LADY DRAWER but people are HORRIFIED to See THIS INSIDE!!!
Keebs05
01/18/20 1:46:07 AM
#3
He seems awfully full of himself for a guy that brings this caliber of women home...

https://i.imgur.com/ENBonWu.jpg


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TopicTeacher threatens to KILL A PUPPY he brought to CLASS if his Students FAIL!!!
Keebs05
01/18/20 12:28:09 AM
#4
Seems like a pretty obvious joke but you can't be surprised that it didn't go over well. Although he does kind of have that look...

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Topicshe don't use butter and she don't use cheese. She don't use jelly
Keebs05
01/17/20 2:36:57 AM
#6
But Vaseline is a jelly...

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TopicHow do I capture the heart of a lesbian?
Keebs05
01/16/20 3:30:11 AM
#6
Get a Fleshlight and jam it up your ass.

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TopicWere you raised in a religious household?
Keebs05
01/14/20 12:48:01 PM
#21
CTLM posted...
No and I'm very grateful for that


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TopicNow that I've added milk to the cereal, is that milk now a...
Keebs05
01/12/20 7:17:29 AM
#3
It's technically a sauce. Broths are made from water.

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TopicChristian Girl waited her WHOLE LIFE to have SEX and it was PAINFUL! Is She Hot
Keebs05
01/11/20 12:56:11 AM
#3
Her vagina probably tightens up because of that massive forehead that she has to look at whenever he climbs on top of her.

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TopicHave you ever had a DREAM about a Girl/Guy that DOESN'T EXIST???
Keebs05
01/10/20 3:46:45 AM
#5
mrduckbear posted...
According to statistics, if you had a dream about a person who doesn't exist or someone you never met, that usually means you're going insane..

Whose statistics are those?


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TopicArvs third person speak VS Aculo's k
Keebs05
01/09/20 5:51:47 PM
#27
They're both ridiculous but for some reason, I find Arvs third person gimmick less annoying.

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TopicLizzo: Hot or Not?
Keebs05
01/09/20 4:02:55 PM
#36
Making a hot or not topic with no pics or links should be a moddable offense.

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TopicSuppose WW3 is started and a DRAFT was created, would you fight TRUMP'S WAR????
Keebs05
01/09/20 5:47:32 AM
#31
Muscles posted...
That part isn't in the constitution though, it was a judge adding that in to make it seem ok

You should look up what the definition of an "amendment" actually is. It'll blow your mind.

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TopicSuppose WW3 is started and a DRAFT was created, would you fight TRUMP'S WAR????
Keebs05
01/08/20 5:16:44 AM
#17
Can't get drafted. I spent enough of my life in the sandbox.

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Topic20 y/o LA Girl RAISES 500K for AUSTRALIA..by selling NUDES and is BANNED!!!
Keebs05
01/08/20 5:11:47 AM
#34
Bottle blonde with obvious work done = meh

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TopicBlonde Teacher who had SEX with a 16 y/o CRIES and BEGS Judge for EARLY RELEASE
Keebs05
01/08/20 5:10:02 AM
#6
Ironically enough, she reminds me of a few of the girls in my high school that were screwing their teachers for better grades.

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TopicI remember when i was in grade school people claimed Brock from Pokemon.
Keebs05
01/08/20 2:03:38 AM
#10
There was a code to make Lara Croft naked. Everybody seemed to know it but nobody wanted to share...

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TopicLouisiana Girl FINALLY admits that METH in her VAGINA was HERS!! Is She Hot???
Keebs05
01/02/20 4:09:54 AM
#6
I wouldn't say that she's hot but I wouldn't have minded being that little baggie of meth.

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Topici made a new years resolution to start getting drunk and banging tinder babes.
Keebs05
01/02/20 12:43:06 AM
#3
Isn't the whole idea of tinder being that you can skip the pick up lines and just start porking?

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TopicMarvel Phase 4 will feature GAY AND TRANSGENDER CHARACTERS!!!
Keebs05
01/02/20 12:07:08 AM
#14
Didn't you say that you were going to stop posting?

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