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| Topic | Typhlosion with Thunder Punch |
| Kafkaf 08/26/17 5:22:06 PM #31 | |
| Topic | Your experience with Jaws? |
| Kafkaf 08/20/17 6:38:16 PM #32 | |
| Topic | Favorite bird of prey |
| Kafkaf 08/19/17 6:34:02 PM #9 | |
| Topic | Move remakes that were better than the original? It's so rare but nice to see. |
| Kafkaf 08/18/17 10:13:27 PM #22 | |
| Topic | Remember when Yamcha was stronger than Goku? |
| Kafkaf 08/18/17 4:50:54 PM #20 | Bluebomber182 posted... remember when yamcha wasnt a meme? He became a meme when that Saibaman blew up --- |
| Topic | T-Pain is one of the most unfairly disrespected music artists ever |
| Kafkaf 08/16/17 4:07:15 PM #17 | |
| Topic | Should I finish the Dark Tower series? (HUGE SPOILERS for the end of the books) |
| Kafkaf 08/11/17 6:16:24 PM #6 | |
| Topic | What's up with Guilty Gear? |
| Kafkaf 08/11/17 6:02:14 PM #2 | |
| Topic | What was the single worst crime in the history of the world? |
| Kafkaf 08/09/17 6:53:42 PM #33 | Nomadic View posted... bluezero posted...Something something Hitler It said single, not total --- |
| Topic | thoughts on Gotenks |
| Kafkaf 08/07/17 8:55:44 PM #17 | ChromaticAngel posted...
We know --- |
| Topic | C/D: You're watching WWE tonight |
| Kafkaf 08/07/17 5:42:48 PM #11 | ManLink4321 posted... _BlueMonk posted...ManLink4321 posted...brock lesnar is going to talk  --- |
| Topic | *summons two level 4 monsters* |
| Kafkaf 08/06/17 8:22:00 PM #16 | |
| Topic | Fuck Popeyes |
| Kafkaf 08/03/17 6:08:23 PM #5 | |
| Topic | Guy Fieri Has a Friend Named Kleetus, and More Scandalous Accusations |
| Kafkaf 08/01/17 10:47:54 PM #7 | Do you think maybe Guy Fieri thinks Flavortown is a real place? Now, just hear me out here. I’m not saying I think Guy Fieri is totally delusional and has conjured up a completely fictional metropolitan area that he makes frequent visits to in his mind and whose mayor is a dancing chili dog named Tex Frankfurter. (I’m not not saying that either, for the record.) I’m saying, what if Guy Fieri thinks there’s a real place called Flavortown somewhere out there, off the map and possibly lost to time and the elements, kind of like how salty old sea captains used to talk about Atlantis? It would put a whole new spin on Diners, Drive-ins & Dives, wouldn’t it? Now, instead of a travel show about a bleached blonde porcupine criss-crossing the country in a classic convertible to shine a light on quirky, mom-and-pop restaurants, it becomes something entirely different: a tale of a weary explorer fruitlessly searching — always searching — for a lost culinary paradise, one with rivers that flow with Cheez Whiz and BBQ sauce, and gardens that are always in bloom with bacon trees and shrubs sprouting 20 ounce bottles of L.A. Looks Mega Mega Hold Rock Hard Fixation Gel. A place of legend. A place where he will finally belong. Maybe that’s why he’s always referencing Flavortown on the show. Maybe it’s not a catchphrase, after all. Maybe he’s using it as a dog whistle, hoping that one day as he’s using it to describe the 7-Layer Burrito Bomb Salad at Uncle Slappy’s Grease Lagoon, the sound waves will float through the air and land in the one good ear of the scraggy-bearded, barrel-chested man eating alone in the corner booth, who will wave him over after the cameras stop rolling. “Ay. You speak of Flavortown. What do you know of the place?” he’ll whisper in his gruff voice, only to continue before Guy Fieri has a chance to answer. “Because I’ve seen it, with my own two eyes, back when I was just a lad. I was traveling with my uncle. A good man, he was, even if a bit inclined toward “heart healthy” menu items at times. I was sleeping in the passenger seat when he nudged me to wake me up. I don’t know how long I’d been out. All I knew was that we were somewhere between Little Rock and Las Vegas, and the sun was setting. He motioned off to his left and smiled. My eyes grew large. There it was in all its glory, off in the distance, rising from the flat, barren Earth like an oasis. Flavortown. I could smell the sweet odor of cheeseburgers on a flat-top as we drove by, even through the rolled up windows. Hell, I can still smell it today. Something like that will change a man. I spent 60 years wandering that stretch of land trying to find it again. One time I thought I found it but it turned out I had just drunkenly stumbled into a Carl’s, Jr.” “But why didn’t you just ask your uncle where it was?” Guy Fieri will interject, his eyes wide with wonder. “Ask? You think I didn’t ask? I asked the old man every time I saw him, from the next morn until the day he passed. He never told me. He’d just get a twinkle in his eye and the left side of his mouth would curl into a knowing little half smile and he’d say ‘You don’t find Flavortown. Flavortown finds you.’ The bastard. I hated him then and I hate him now. I finally gave up looking two years ago, after I lost everything trying to find it: wife, house, job, sanity. It ruined me. Be careful, my young friend, for your journey is long and cursed. Take it from a broken soul who knows.” But Guy Fieri won’t hear that last part. He’ll already be flipping his sunglasses down over his eyes and mentally mapping out his route. Now he’ll have confirmation: Flavortown is real. --- |
| Topic | omfg there are non msg doritos now |
| Kafkaf 07/29/17 8:33:43 PM #18 | Awesome posted...
So you're trolling --- |
| Topic | omfg there are non msg doritos now |
| Kafkaf 07/29/17 8:14:13 PM #11 | |
| Topic | The dramatic moment McCain voted down the repeal. |
| Kafkaf 07/28/17 8:37:29 PM #41 | |
| Topic | how would you rank the Snakes in ability *MGS spoilers* |
| Kafkaf 07/28/17 5:34:06 PM #11 | |
| Topic | Man threatens to kill everyone, police allow him on the train |
| Kafkaf 07/27/17 9:07:47 PM #34 | |
| Topic | What's the most badass video game boss? |
| Kafkaf 07/27/17 7:05:42 PM #6 | |
| Topic | Is Pokemon Diamond worth getting? |
| Kafkaf 07/27/17 5:11:04 PM #8 | |
| Topic | The Emoji Movie currently has a 0% on RT with 16 reviews. |
| Kafkaf 07/27/17 5:08:03 PM #23 | |
| Topic | Play Final Fantasy X for the first time >_> Anything I should know? |
| Kafkaf 07/24/17 6:31:05 PM #77 | NeonOctopus posted... So do different weapons increase attack power or are the weapons literally just all about the abilities they have? The weapon Wakka gives Tidus is glitched and does extra damage --- |
| Topic | Play Final Fantasy X for the first time >_> Anything I should know? |
| Kafkaf 07/24/17 6:08:00 PM #70 | |
| Topic | Play Final Fantasy X for the first time >_> Anything I should know? |
| Kafkaf 07/24/17 6:04:46 PM #66 | |
| Topic | Play Final Fantasy X for the first time >_> Anything I should know? |
| Kafkaf 07/24/17 6:03:41 PM #64 | Dont use hard to get items like megaphoenixes if youre trying to 100%. There's a sequence of fights after you first get on the airship that can be hard if youre not prepared. Invest a bit in Oaka(I forget how much) Keep at least 1 First Strike weapon --- |
| Topic | EVO 2017 - General Thread v2 |
| Kafkaf 07/16/17 10:53:40 PM #328 | PowerOats posted...
For FREE --- |
| Topic | EVO 2017 - General Thread v2 |
| Kafkaf 07/16/17 10:45:49 PM #323 | Pics_nao_plz posted... Welp. America loses yet another evo Punk is the projected winner --- |
| Topic | EVO 2017 - General Thread v2 |
| Kafkaf 07/16/17 7:39:08 PM #249 | |
| Topic | 13th Doctor will be announced Sunday |
| Kafkaf 07/16/17 6:42:00 PM #87 | Tropicalwood posted... I stopped watching right around the time Rory became a regular. You missed out, he was the best character --- |
| Topic | EVO 2017 - General Thread v2 |
| Kafkaf 07/16/17 6:37:39 PM #242 | Broseph_Stalin posted... ImAMarvel posted...okay, so the stream literally just isn't working for me Works on chromecast, so mobile might work --- |
| Topic | EVO 2017 - General Thread v1 |
| Kafkaf 07/15/17 11:42:20 PM #386 | Zero_Destroyer posted...
So you cant have a coach anymore? --- |
| Topic | EVO 2017 - General Thread v1 |
| Kafkaf 07/15/17 10:42:53 PM #344 | Blue_Inigo posted... Good God. I thought Chun li was trash tier She's not great, but this is a team game --- |
| Topic | EVO 2017 - General Thread v1 |
| Kafkaf 07/15/17 10:11:57 PM #321 | ManSpread posted... ImAMarvel posted...i wonder how badly combofiend gets shit for the whole 'function' comment Fire the scapegoat, divert the hate from the company --- |
| Topic | EVO 2017 - General Thread v1 |
| Kafkaf 07/15/17 9:53:49 PM #310 | MemeDaddy posted... Blue_Inigo posted...MemeDaddy posted...ManSpread posted...I liked yipes until he joined the capcops this year It can be both, I mean he has dante, nova, spencer, and hawkeye --- |
| Topic | EVO 2017 - General Thread v1 |
| Kafkaf 07/15/17 8:36:49 PM #262 | |
| Topic | EVO 2017 - General Thread v1 |
| Kafkaf 07/15/17 7:44:30 PM #240 | |
| Topic | Your reaction: Capcom leases out rights to less popular fighting games |
| Kafkaf 07/15/17 5:55:42 PM #8 | |
| Topic | EVO 2017 - General Thread v1 |
| Kafkaf 07/15/17 5:43:20 PM #214 | Blue_Inigo posted... Are you guys seeing this hype spider man!? I missed it, who were the players? --- |
| Topic | EVO 2017 - General Thread v1 |
| Kafkaf 07/15/17 5:24:40 PM #207 | Pics_nao_plz posted... Who the fuck are these guys on the mic for Rev2? You really dont know Ryan Hunter? --- |
| Topic | "Beating" a stable time loop. |
| Kafkaf 07/15/17 5:03:47 PM #25 | littlebro07 posted... How everybody theorized that you couldn't change anything, just cause what you were trying to prevent? --- |
| Topic | hahaha holy shit Marvel vs Capcom Infinite just keeps looking worse and worse |
| Kafkaf 07/15/17 4:57:28 PM #23 | |
| Topic | EVO 2017 - General Thread v1 |
| Kafkaf 07/14/17 8:22:52 PM #91 | MemeDaddy posted... If you think about it, Goku is just a function So savage --- |
| Topic | EVO 2017 - General Thread v1 |
| Kafkaf 07/14/17 6:25:04 PM #70 | Denzien_of_Sega posted... ManSpread posted...Denzien_of_Sega posted...WHEN'S SKULLGIRLS!? Look for it --- |
| Topic | *uses dragon dance* |
| Kafkaf 07/14/17 6:12:23 PM #49 | |
| Topic | So Jade Empire |
| Kafkaf 07/14/17 4:05:11 PM #16 | Sinroth posted... ChromaticAngel posted...Sinroth posted...Jade Empire was average but it had enough charm and originality to be fun. I can't believe no one has stolen its kung fu system It's not good --- |
| Topic | Most talented fighting game player. |
| Kafkaf 07/14/17 4:04:46 PM #7 | ManSpread posted...
That would be Nerdjosh and Floe --- |
| Topic | So Jade Empire |
| Kafkaf 07/13/17 11:18:26 PM #8 | |
| Topic | Most talented fighting game player. |
| Kafkaf 07/13/17 6:29:31 PM #5 | I'd say Sonicfox, but there are players that arent seen that much like Kuroda. There's also Xiaohai who's just ridiculous --- |
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