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Topicthis lady is like 70 something and hit on me
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
12/30/18 6:21:35 AM
#11
Describe her tittys to us using only a pic.
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Topicthis lady is like 70 something and hit on me
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
12/30/18 2:09:53 AM
#6
Does granny got a set of torpedo tittys??
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Topicthis lady is like 70 something and hit on me
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
12/29/18 4:03:55 AM
#5
You gonna knock the grey off her puss??
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TopicWhy don't she wanna eat my ass ce
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
12/29/18 1:35:25 AM
#11
Because you're dirty.
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TopicSad topic the saddening
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
12/29/18 1:29:36 AM
#18
We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you.
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TopicZack_Attack is the most underrated user here.
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
12/28/18 11:01:43 PM
#33
*coughing fit of laughter*
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TopicSad topic the saddening
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
12/28/18 7:20:26 AM
#5
Time for a soft sad fap.
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TopicWill the earth survive the red giant phase of our sun??
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
12/27/18 6:06:20 AM
#6
Well if we create a solar sail to drive the planet away from the sun at 8 minutes per hour we could stay within the goldilocks zone.
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TopicWill the earth survive the red giant phase of our sun??
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
12/27/18 5:15:37 AM
#1
If it takes light about 8 minutes to reach earth would we be able to survive by moving 8 minutes per hour away from the sun??
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TopicAmerica peaked in the year _____
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
12/26/18 9:35:01 PM
#28
2O17
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Topic$20,000 but someone elsee has to whipe your ass for you for the next 5 years.
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
12/26/18 9:31:56 PM
#23
industrializeit posted...
mariolover2 posted...
22 people just signed up for some gross 5 year poo porn.

I'm not seeing it. If the nurse gets off on it I don't care lol

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Topic$20,000 but someone elsee has to whipe your ass for you for the next 5 years.
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
12/25/18 9:50:30 PM
#5
SSJCAT posted...
OwlRammer posted...
what's the downside?

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Topica free big bucket of chicken or you become a expert on kingdom hearts
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
12/25/18 8:06:11 AM
#21
Can I put the chicken in my ass??
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TopicChestnuts roasting on an open fire,
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
12/25/18 8:04:33 AM
#4
PikachuMaxwell posted...
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire

My favorite song to sing when my balls are on fire. :y
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Topicfuck me i just bought a ps4 theme smfh
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
12/25/18 8:02:43 AM
#6
My wiener is about the same size as an ear of corn.
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TopicKevin Spacey faces felony charge for groping teen at Nantucket bar
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
12/25/18 7:53:10 AM
#22
There once was a teen from Nantucket
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TopicHow do you pronounce "Phalanx"?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
12/25/18 7:50:22 AM
#7
Buncha liars in this topic...
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TopicExpecting a good tax refund?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
12/25/18 7:49:05 AM
#6
I'm expecting over a million dollars in taxes.
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TopicHow do you pronounce "Phalanx"?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
12/25/18 7:47:59 AM
#2
pea-niss
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TopicI am TOXIC
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
12/21/18 4:37:47 PM
#3
catboy0_0 posted...
of our cityyy

FTFY
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TopicI've been experimenting with heating pot pies via microwave.
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
12/21/18 4:26:30 PM
#12
Ryetoast posted...
TrevorBlack79 posted...
Use an oven, you heathen.


Dont have a cookie sheet :/.

Just put some foil on the rack, I mean you only need something between the pie and the rack.
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TopicI've been experimenting with heating pot pies via microwave.
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
12/21/18 4:20:59 PM
#8
Swanson and Banquet are the worst IMO, while Marie Callender, Stouffers, and Boston Market being the best. I've never had great results microwaving pot pies.
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TopicMy poop was brown.
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
12/21/18 4:14:54 PM
#12
How'd it taste??
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TopicAre you likely to get a white Christmas?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
12/21/18 2:24:11 PM
#31
Vicious_Dios posted...
KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
No but the wife is.

lol nice


My, somebody is full of themselves. ( '-')

KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...

I always laugh at my own jokes. I'm the funniest guy I know. :y


'Main Damage Control Mode Systems screen turn on.'

I post on a few of the same boards as kloud and he does this stupid shit all the time.
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TopicAre you likely to get a white Christmas?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
12/21/18 1:26:55 PM
#20
vocedelmorte posted...
KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
No but the wife is.

lol nice

Tf when you have to react to your own jokes

I always laugh at my own jokes. I'm the funniest guy I know. :y
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TopicAre you likely to get a white Christmas?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
12/21/18 1:08:16 PM
#14
KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
No but the wife is.

lol nice
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TopicAre you likely to get a white Christmas?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
12/21/18 10:04:07 AM
#13
No but the wife is.
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TopicI choose to work early hours, and it gives me an extra hour everyday.
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
12/21/18 8:27:12 AM
#5
More time to choke that chicken.
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Topic'if you don't follow a cop's orders, your ass deserves to get shot' - roommate
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
12/21/18 2:07:37 AM
#62
Officer: "EVEN THE PASSENGER GETS IN TROUBLE!!"
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TopicI grew up a fuckin screw up ama
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
12/21/18 2:06:15 AM
#12
If the price is right...
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TopicPush me to the edge
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
12/21/18 1:58:22 AM
#9
HylianFox posted...
YOU AND YOUR FRlENDS ARE DEAD

GAME OVER

I'm having flashbacks of playing this game as a kid. Finding Jason in a cabin was the scariest thing ever when I was young.
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TopicI grew up a fuckin screw up ama
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
12/21/18 1:55:26 AM
#10
Did someone get a hold of your junie cakes??
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TopicYou know what? Fuck it. I'm not staying silent over this.
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
12/19/18 12:02:27 PM
#28
MrMallard posted...
M&Ms are a better candy than Skittles, and if you feel otherwise then you're a scoundrel and a cheat.

If you keep dissing my Skittles and I'm gonna slap you right in your penis.
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TopicDo you give your bedsheets the lovin' they deserve?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
12/19/18 6:17:50 AM
#4
Bedsheets!? I always called'em "spank-it blankets" because that's where I did most of my monkey spankin'. Butterball naked with the door open.
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TopicI've told you for the last time CE. Stop using this emoji: ( ._.)
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
12/19/18 5:39:44 AM
#25
( o_O)
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Topicglitter bomb traps for package thieves... fair next?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
12/19/18 4:40:10 AM
#4
Fill it with Nair.
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TopicSo my account was created on Dec 21, 2005.
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
12/17/18 2:37:07 AM
#11
After seeing this topic I realized I'm gonna get ? Block status on Christmas.
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TopicHow do you eat cereal?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
12/15/18 11:36:40 PM
#9
I scoop it up with my penis.
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TopicGames you're certain no one else but you played.
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
12/14/18 4:36:19 AM
#187
@DoomSwell posted...
@KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
Jewel Master on the Sega Genesis. I still play it a few times a year.

Wow, I listed that earlier, its my favorite sega game.

Played a lot of others people mentioned since my last post too.

That's awesome, when I get up later I'll have to show you some cool stuff I've found using a game genie. I'd love to hear your opinion on a few things and any findings you might have.
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TopicGames you're certain no one else but you played.
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
12/14/18 3:31:11 AM
#175
Jewel Master on the Sega Genesis. I still play it a few times a year.
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Topichave you drank piss or ate poo
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
12/13/18 6:15:59 PM
#12
Nothin' beats the taste of fresh Hepatitis in the morning.
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Topichave you drank piss or ate poo
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
12/13/18 6:13:54 PM
#8
I hate it when I'm dropping a log and it hits the water so hard that it splashes up onto my lips.
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TopicI got triggered as fuck when this kid said he dunno the words to ''I Swear''
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
12/13/18 6:11:06 PM
#34
for better or worse
till death do us part

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Topichave you drank piss or ate poo
KLouD_KoNNeCteD
12/13/18 6:07:02 PM
#2
I voted
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