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Topic	How many hours of sleep will you get tonight?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 02/20/18 11:01:33 PM #6	Dropped some rope on a couple twins last night. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	Describe your dick with the name of a wrestling move.
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 02/20/18 10:16:00 PM #55	The Last Ride --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	Describe your dick with the name of a wrestling move.
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 02/20/18 1:11:13 AM #40	The Red Arrow --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	is it possible to eat potato chips with dip?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 02/20/18 12:32:52 AM #14	@Complete_Idi0t --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	Describe your dick with the name of a wrestling move.
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 02/20/18 12:31:29 AM #14	Bishop9800 posted... The Ghetto Blaster --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	Describe your dick with the name of a wrestling move.
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 02/20/18 12:29:19 AM #8	Sweet Chin Music --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	How many hours of sleep will you get tonight?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 02/19/18 10:47:28 PM #3	ssj3vegeta2 posted... How many did you sleep last night? I didn't sleep last night at all, had some twiins over and dropped that rope nah-mean?? --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	I legitimately hate Phoebe from friends
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 02/19/18 5:23:38 AM #10	Phoebe from Final Fantasy Mystic Quest is pretty cool though. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	NI GANI GA. Hahahahahaha
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 02/19/18 5:18:25 AM #26	eggcorn posted... is this some weeaboo shit --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	NI GANI GA. Hahahahahaha
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 02/19/18 1:42:19 AM #19	--- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	Bards are the lamest class.
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 02/17/18 11:22:44 AM #9	@TheCurseX2 posted... Here's the Fighter, pounding bitches with a huge sword made from a dragon's dick. L O Fucking L Best post I've seen in a long time. Would you care if I used that as a sig?? Not saying I will but I might if that's ok. Edit: I would obviously give you credit for it. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	Did advanced humans exist tens of thousands of years ago, but get wiped out?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 02/17/18 9:16:06 AM #60	Do you think they pooped back and forth thousands of years ago?? What's pooping back and forth, I'm glad you asked. Pooping back and forth is when you poop into her butt and then she poops it back into your butt and you both keep passing the poop back and forth forever. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	Did advanced humans exist tens of thousands of years ago, but get wiped out?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 02/17/18 3:42:50 AM #33	@MrNintendo1213 posted... it's now you're job to fuckin math this shit out I love this quote. <3 --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	Remember when Oprah said "over 9,000 penises"?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 02/16/18 9:10:26 PM #19	pokes head in topic penis?? --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	Laughing with an erection
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 02/16/18 2:05:39 AM #15	spudger posted... Idk it was ok Not the best burn Bruh it's over... Everyone in this topic has you tagged as "Tiny Penis" now. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	Ceman claims he is skilled with the Katana
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 02/16/18 12:30:07 AM #18	WesternMedia posted... It was me. And this isn't just posturing. I've actually almost had to cut someone down before. So there's a chick in my class I like; unfortunately I'm quiet, calculated and intelligent and she likes big dumb jocks. So anyway one day me and her boyfriend are walking among a group of our fellow students when a gang banger appears and threatens with a gun. Her 'big and tough' boyfriend instantly freezes and loses the ability to speak. I on the other hand squint my eyes and step forward pulling my katana for judo practice out in one fell swoop . "Go ahead" I say. "The gun is only 400 years old while the sword is the child of many millennia. Do you fancy the odds?" Instantly the gang-banger drops his weapon and runs. My other classmates cheer while her jock boyfriend pretends the whole thing was funny. She looks at me and sees what she didn't see before. She thanks me with a kiss, but I don't smile because i was only doing my duty. Safe to say she saw who a real man was that day. I may be quiet and collected, but raise a weapon against me and you'll face your worst nightmare. Your babies I want to have them --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	Rate this band out of 10: day 3
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 02/16/18 12:27:52 AM #6	the who?? --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	Laughing with an erection
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 02/16/18 12:12:49 AM #4	tc is ded --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	Do you like Key?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 02/15/18 12:34:28 AM #48	@Eevee-Trainer posted... Do you like Key? Key is alright but Peele is funnier. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	What if... I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 02/15/18 12:32:48 AM #9	These pretzels are making me thirsty. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	RNG giveaway topic with Steam USD $100 up for grabs!
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 02/14/18 4:44:57 AM #205	Hey guys!! Guess what... --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	reminder: your dislike for rap is likely a result of your parents' racism
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 02/14/18 12:48:29 AM #15	This topic is penis. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	Apparently Hitler was not a scumbag.
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 02/13/18 10:03:34 PM #14	DocileOrangeCup posted... hitler momma got one big titty and one little titty, and we call the bitch biggie smalls! lmao XD Can't really blame her for not getting breast implants since at the time they were pretty much a crude leather sack with wooden blocks inside. I'm talking about Hitler's mother's titties on CE... What the hell am I doing with my life.. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 02/13/18 9:57:47 PM #34	DocileOrangeCup posted... Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Heres Tom with the Weather. This is actually a pretty good description of the kind of thoughts one might have on acid. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	Apparently Hitler was not a scumbag.
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 02/13/18 9:53:20 PM #7	Hitler is a penis, so I like to call him Hitler Penis. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	Just got kicked out of a Sperm Bank...
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 02/13/18 5:59:55 AM #1	Apparently saying "Get a load of this guy" every time a guy walks into the room is frowned upon. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	What is Satan's endgame?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 02/13/18 5:46:36 AM #32	Turbam posted... God's kill count in the bible: Millions Satan's kill count in the bible: 4 Get a load of Turbam pretending to know how to read. :Y Please don't hit me Turbam flinches --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	What is Satan's endgame?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 02/13/18 12:22:17 AM #16	nevershine posted... All hail Fucking can't stop laughing at this lol --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	These 17 y/o North Carolina Girls broke into a Home and KILLED 2 PARAKEETS!!
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 02/13/18 12:16:42 AM #7	fuckin' ugly whores --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	why cant there be a white history month? month
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 02/13/18 12:14:09 AM #7	Because white history month is for the other 11 months, that's not right!! --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	These 17 y/o North Carolina Girls broke into a Home and KILLED 2 PARAKEETS!!
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 02/13/18 12:12:32 AM #5	Piss on them both. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	my mom is apparently taking me to get a pedicure. my brother: what is he, a girl
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 02/12/18 9:50:09 PM #37	Kaname_Madoka posted... i have big lips anyways On your face or on your....?? --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	Who is your favorite stand up comic of all time?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 02/12/18 9:25:58 PM #14	kloud konnected --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	What is this song?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 02/12/18 8:18:05 PM #4	Schwarz posted... Bach, prelude 1 in C major from The Well-Tempered Clavier No, I'm %1OO positive it's Darude - Sandstorm. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	Woman: "Give me a free purebred horse."
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 02/12/18 4:54:47 AM #12	How much you wanna bet she would trade sex for the horse. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	How do you come up with a gimmick CE?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 02/12/18 4:47:42 AM #6	I just said penis a lot and people loved it. penis --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	Has anyone here ever took one for the team and slopped the hogs??
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 02/12/18 4:44:40 AM #8	HAHA that pig is wearing work boots LOL --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	To die without leaving a corpse...
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 02/12/18 4:39:16 AM #9	I also agree with what DrizztLink said. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	Has anyone here ever took one for the team and slopped the hogs??
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 02/12/18 4:35:57 AM #5	dawww look at da cute wittle piggy XD I was actually talking about porkin' some fatties if you catch my drift. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	To die without leaving a corpse...
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 02/12/18 4:31:14 AM #6	Another_Voice posted... What about when you die in the middle of class Like when you laugh so hard in class that you don't breath for 20 seconds straight and your about to die but no one can tell because you not making any noise and your face is purple and you cant stop not breathing so you die and then your body stays in the classroom for about 2 days without anyone ever noticing because people just thin your being a lazy fuck and sleeping around but really your just fucking dead and laying in some chair that your about to fall out of but then your body starts to fucking decompose the next day during class and the teacher is like, "oh great, we got another dead one" --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	Has anyone here ever took one for the team and slopped the hogs??
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 02/12/18 4:28:17 AM #3	chill02 posted... I am fond of pigs After a few drinks I'd have to agree good buddy. Got any good stories?? --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	Has anyone here ever took one for the team and slopped the hogs??
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 02/12/18 4:20:22 AM #1	Tell kloud all about it. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	Cheese infused sausage is mankind's grossest invention yet
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 02/11/18 7:43:08 AM #16	TheGrindery posted... KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted... TheGrindery posted... I saw Moxie What's Moxie?? An awful soda. It's only in the upper new england states. So is it a bitter cream soda?? I just skimmed over the wiki and that's what I got out of it. MoistenedYouth posted... we could turn poop into a bomb That's gross and awesome at the same time!! --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	Cheese infused sausage is mankind's grossest invention yet
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 02/11/18 7:38:46 AM #14	Looking it up now. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	Cheese infused sausage is mankind's grossest invention yet
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 02/11/18 7:34:43 AM #12	TheGrindery posted... I saw Moxie What's Moxie?? --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	Cheese infused sausage is mankind's grossest invention yet
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 02/11/18 7:30:15 AM #9	NibeIungsnarf posted... Cheese infused sausage is mankind's grossest invention yet I don't know, the hamburgers made of poop that NASA are trying to make for long distance space trips are pretty gross. Also this machine that turns food into poop is kinda gross to. http://www.sickchirpse.com/wim-delvoye-poo-machine/ --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	Woman gets "very attacked" in laundryroom.
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 02/11/18 7:20:28 AM #9	much stronk --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	Which US president is the greatest of all time?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 02/08/18 8:36:51 PM #7	I like Other, he was a no-nonsense president and a real jam up guy in the office. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
Topic	CE, do you have a big vein on your penis?
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 02/08/18 8:34:58 PM #14	Mine penis riddled with varicose veins. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
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