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frogman_295
12/29/18 2:50:07 AM
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her: "dont you dare shave that ginger beard!"

wut do CE pls dont say her im already feeling nausea.
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shevman
12/29/18 3:36:19 AM
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Moms are the best
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MrMallard
12/29/18 3:37:16 AM
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put that pussy in a sarcophagus
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
12/29/18 4:03:55 AM
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You gonna knock the grey off her puss??
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
12/30/18 2:09:53 AM
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Does granny got a set of torpedo tittys??
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SauI_Goodman
12/30/18 2:10:29 AM
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op has a thing for GILF's.
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WizardPowers
12/30/18 2:11:00 AM
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Throw some wd40 on that clam before you open her up
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crennigo
12/30/18 2:13:38 AM
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Pics of GILF or did't happen.
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gnome from nome
12/30/18 2:53:16 AM
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"once you go grey, there's no other way"
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
12/30/18 6:21:35 AM
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Describe her tittys to us using only a pic.
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SSJCAT
12/30/18 6:22:42 AM
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her
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FF_Redux
12/30/18 6:22:50 AM
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Ask her if she is taking medicine or ointment for her vaginal mucus membranes to keep being moist, if yes. Bang her.
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catboy0_0
12/30/18 6:27:47 AM
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frogman_295 posted...
"dont you dare shave that ginger beard!"

she felt sorry for you for being ginger
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Reis
12/30/18 6:28:07 AM
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
You gonna knock the grey off her puss??

lmao
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haloiscoolisbak
12/30/18 8:12:35 AM
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I worked in a nursing home and copped this all the time. Mainly from the ones with dementia

Shit was disturbing
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Lordgold666
12/30/18 8:15:24 AM
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She just wants a young buck
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Kombucha
12/30/18 8:23:14 AM
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frogman_295 posted...
her: "dont you dare shave that ginger beard!"

wut do CE pls dont say her im already feeling nausea.


It's okay I would feel nausea if I didn't score that number on the SPOT too.
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KiwiTerraRizing
12/30/18 8:33:29 AM
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Bang that tang so hard she has flashbacks to the Eisenhower administration.
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crennigo
12/30/18 8:02:26 PM
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...
Bang that tang so hard she has flashbacks to the Eisenhower administration.

Lol post of the day, you deserve to be my sig.
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DrizztLink
12/30/18 8:06:04 PM
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Happened to me during clinicals at the hospital.

Helping old lady get in car, put her oxygen tank between her knees.

"Well, haven't had a guy like you put something between my legs in a while."

I literally had to clean her shit out of the room, I was not in a sexy mood.
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EliteLevel
12/30/18 8:06:18 PM
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GILF? More like GGILF.
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