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Topic | This is MISS AMERICA 2020..and the TOP 2 were CONSERVATIVE!! Is She Hot??? |
JoseAAV 12/20/19 1:33:13 AM #8 | that short hair girl is cute only because she looks more confident compared to the rest of the losers. They all look like fake tinder profiles anyway. |
Topic | Me before working out: *Eats a cheeseburger and a milkshake* |
JoseAAV 12/19/19 10:43:32 PM #7 | Exercising before breakfast will burn excess calories faster. The best I can do is pour my beer into a glass. |
Topic | Can scientist genetically modify the ultimate snake? |
JoseAAV 12/19/19 2:23:00 AM #10 | well if you add rattlesnake in the tail that will decrease sneak but Im sure you want full poison potential firstly? |
Topic | 25 y/o Goes INSANE and MURDERS an 18 y/o after finding out SHE was BORN a MAN!!! |
JoseAAV 12/19/19 2:16:50 AM #10 | even Austin Powers would know thats a man. |
Topic | ANTI-GAY Church Leader offered YOUNG MEN on GRINDR Free Gas for SEX!!! |
JoseAAV 12/18/19 3:10:52 AM #4 | He was trying to trap and kill them like that one movie |
Topic | Do you own an Apple Watch? |
JoseAAV 11/28/19 12:13:34 PM #7 | it might have used to, but doesnt now. The charge is still quick from 0 to 60 in a hour. Compared to a Fitbit the Apple only shines with the bluetooth connection to your phones camera. |
Topic | Why am I so bad at video games? |
JoseAAV 11/28/19 11:59:20 AM #32 | I press button commands too fast or before the right icon appears. Try attacking by moving in with a back step planned and whiff the enemy. Sometimes characters have longer cool down animations. Try to catch them after a combo. However dont let them do combos to close the space between you. Punching or kicking low is first done to break a defensive stance. Dodging a jump attack can be as simple as ducking or as complex as a ground high attack counter. try reading or listening to The Art of War a few times and tell me how you are being stopped. |
Topic | Do you own an Apple Watch? |
JoseAAV 11/28/19 11:10:24 AM #4 | I have bought several watches for my family. I wouldnt recommend a used Apple Watch, but the first generation is still good. My 1st generation watch is still kicking around 12-16 hours despite the faceplate popping off a few times already. The newest version uses a very low amount of powered so it can be left on all day almost. |
Topic | my girlfriend got shot with a paintball gun today |
JoseAAV 11/27/19 10:25:20 PM #4 | I hope the hooligans are caught and given similar treatment by the law. |
Topic | If you're capable of touch-typing on a phone... |
JoseAAV 11/22/19 10:04:35 AM #3 | If you did have one youd know there was a weekly report that tells says how much screen time is used daily. Im at a low 4 hours a day and, I only say low because Im watching shows with the phone, and not playing any B games. |
Topic | SHOCKING Pictures of a Blonde Girl after she gave up WEED and METH!! Is She Hot |
JoseAAV 11/14/19 11:21:08 PM #8 | The guy she is with looks like a homeless scuzz who supplied her. I wouldnt try talk to her if she is mentally unaware thats just my thought. Why bother now she wouldnt like my personality and the looming day of falling of the wagon is greater in the first 2 years. better to wait. |
Topic | Puppy born with 'Tail' on its Forehead... |
JoseAAV 11/14/19 11:13:05 PM #9 | Not as cringe worthy as the 2 faced cat. |
Topic | A few more days to go until I move into my new apartment |
JoseAAV 11/07/19 12:34:23 PM #3 | Wait for a good deal. Dont be too quick for a Internet service. |
Topic | Why was the cheetah not invited to the poker game? |
JoseAAV 11/07/19 12:30:46 PM #3 | Because the cheetah had a spotty look at life. Bury me now. |
Topic | Why didn't I buy vanilla ice cream? |
JoseAAV 11/06/19 4:06:31 AM #6 | I like mixing vanilla ice cream with a banana or some fruit for breakfast. Wakey wakey neighborinos |
Topic | Uptick in mouth cancer linked to oral sex |
JoseAAV 11/06/19 3:59:00 AM #12 | Yeah but some weirdos are doing profoundly nasty acts on each other. Wash you self. Drink more water. |
Topic | Have you virgins ever watched Captain Marvel? |
JoseAAV 11/06/19 3:51:49 AM #12 | Once in theaters with my nephews was enough. If there is some secret in there that no ones till we rewatch it in 2 years then maybe Ill take a double back |
Topic | Would you drink 'Black' Water...? |
JoseAAV 11/02/19 3:09:58 AM #44 | Would it be cheaper to sprinkle my water with charcoal dust? |
Topic | If you're an average-looking guy is there even a point in joining Tinder now? |
JoseAAV 10/11/19 3:20:01 AM #18 | Save your energy for future conversations with real girls. |
Topic | A lady plumber is in my house |
JoseAAV 10/04/19 1:56:37 PM #7 | Did you leave a terribly clogged toilet for her? |
Topic | I'm too afraid to ask out girls. |
JoseAAV 09/26/19 11:41:53 PM #19 | Dont send a message online. Charm them like a fat girl and youll do fine. |
Topic | Has learning of the nature of an actor ever put you off of a show or movie? |
JoseAAV 09/24/19 9:23:39 PM #37 | I dont watch Robin William movies since he killed himself. MJ is nowhere in my playlist. some dude on YouTube was claiming Matt Damon abused him sexually, so Jason Bourne went to Mars and never came back. Jim from the Office is plain unlikable to me. |
Topic | I'm 31 and a mom |
JoseAAV 09/24/19 3:00:08 AM #3 | Who are you trying to to contend with? If you live in America you can check on European fads now and in 1-5 years well accommodate the same jokes. Some words changed but still have the same context. |
Topic | Should I stop texting her? |
JoseAAV 09/24/19 2:52:07 AM #11 | I am sure you should not have been a bird and parrotd the last sentence she wrote. |
Topic | A kid my girlfriend babysits asked her out on a date |
JoseAAV 09/24/19 2:13:12 AM #22 | Tell his mom and demand a raise |
Topic | spaghetti is kind of like pizza stew |
JoseAAV 09/11/19 10:09:50 PM #10 | Still wouldnt be a taco. Whatever is inside your hotdog isnt ground beef because that is a sausage. Do you put pickles or relish in your taco? That would be a drunk mess. |
Topic | Trump wants to start dropping nukes on hurricanes to try and stop them |
JoseAAV 08/26/19 4:45:17 AM #23 | Why not throw in crates of paper, 409, and trash bags. Now, the hurricane will do its own cleaning. Good morning New York. |
Topic | 20 y/o HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT is Arrested after he did THIS to his GF's CAR!!! |
JoseAAV 08/18/19 1:27:19 AM #10 | Looks like an attempt to murder by burial |
Topic | Was Ronald Reagan racist? |
JoseAAV 08/18/19 12:40:10 AM #9 | In a thrifty ironic way yes |
Topic | What does it mean when a girl occasionally initiates conversation but |
JoseAAV 08/16/19 11:39:46 AM #23 | Your dialogue isnt keeping up! Send her flowers. Have a dozen on me. |
Topic | Today marks two years of veganism |
JoseAAV 08/14/19 12:19:21 PM #214 | Im currently munching on a 2 foot pepperoni stick while I wait for chicken to thaw |
Topic | How do I use magic? |
JoseAAV 08/11/19 5:05:49 AM #3 | 1 Sleight of hand 2 Secret compartments in trousers 3 Ninjutsu hand-signs 4 Fireworks 5 A boat 6 Place a mirror in an angle so that a person sees your mirror double instead of you. |
Topic | Is there an anime about badminton? |
JoseAAV 08/11/19 4:36:34 AM #13 | Go ahead and ask your mum since you are already crying in her lap |
Topic | Breaking: Jeffrey Epstein committed suicide at Manhattan jail |
JoseAAV 08/11/19 4:26:57 AM #109 | This is when Elon Musk steps in and revives that dead man to make him talk |
Topic | Do teenage boys really put up posters of half naked girls in their room? |
JoseAAV 08/11/19 2:36:44 AM #87 | My posters are: War of the Planet of the Apes with Ceaser riding a horse carrying an AR. An in depth view of the moon The human anatomy (including both genders) A long picture of flowers... lily? Megaman Zero in a couple different spots and mediums... 1 evangelion comic with a famous signature from Tiffany Grant. A map of the Middle East. I look at it when I watch the news. From what I can assume the Red Sea was caused by people killing and throwing the bodies down river like the Mississippi... geez bury your dead... you animal. |
Topic | Today my manager refused a sale to a customer with a neuro-disorder... |
JoseAAV 08/11/19 12:09:44 AM #12 | Stick up for your fellow man. Too late now though. |
Topic | 21 y/o Girl is TAZED by a Police Officer TWICE for using a FAKE ID! Is She Hot? |
JoseAAV 08/08/19 7:04:56 PM #6 | You have a real problem turning topics into sexual situations. |
Topic | Do you acknowledge or greet people when walking down the street? |
JoseAAV 08/07/19 11:25:36 PM #6 | Ill greet most people walking on my side of the road unless I can tell they dont want to be bothered. If wearing headphones Ill try to give them some form of nodding acknowledgement... |
Topic | How will the universe end? |
JoseAAV 07/30/19 1:49:21 AM #17 | Eventually we will have to leave once the sun grows larger and consumes the planets. |
Topic | I found a 100 year old penny |
JoseAAV 07/03/19 10:44:28 PM #1 | Finally! the rare coin that can pay the ticket offered by the time traveler has been found. See you later. Im going back to the all you can eat hometown buffet that used to be open. |
Topic | Why did Batman v Superman suck so bad? |
JoseAAV 07/02/19 1:42:47 AM #5 | Also the story really rolls the JL movie into a bad corner when DCs most reliable foe is also the most popular/powerful hero. |
Topic | OJ Simpson weighs in on Democratic debates. |
JoseAAV 07/02/19 12:36:12 AM #30 | The people loved OJ enough to turn the other cheek for him. No man is without sin. The state of California will continue to burn even without OJs conviction. OJ isnt the only man getting away with murder. |
Topic | How many consoles do you have hooked up to your television set at the mo'? |
JoseAAV 06/27/19 4:31:32 AM #15 | Yo I have 5 TVs but I dont use the one in my room unless other people are filling the house. my SNES and PS 2 are in the kitchen. I have Super Mario World, and DBZ ready. A PS4 in every room ever since my PS 3s been broken down. My bro has an XBox too. |
Topic | Do you usually use deodorant everyday? |
JoseAAV 06/27/19 12:09:00 AM #23 | If your nasty ass is not going to put on deodorant- then you also need to change clothes, and shower daily. I seriously have this conversation every time I watch my nephews. I have a teenage worker come in smelling like wet-dry clothes. Because washing clothes is somehow SO complicated. This profound smell only got worse throughout the day. When finally called out on his B.O. his response was the same dim witted unknown mentality I usually get from him. He literally smelled his armpits like his odor has never been whiffed before. When I dont wear deodorant it is after a good days work, and after a shower, and Im in my rest mode. |
Topic | Lost my dang phone and I need my phone to find my phone |
JoseAAV 06/20/19 3:26:44 AM #19 | Doctor Foxx posted... JoseAAV posted...Good to hear someone helped you. My Apple watch can send a ping to my phone I havent totally lost my phone since I got the watch. Probably over 2 years? Its hard to tell since nobody calls me. The astronomy theme is way cool to show strangers though. I still have the first generation and the Bluetooth radius almost makes it to my car so if my phone is not on me I take a few steps outside and Im already stress free before finding my phone. I left my watch at work once, but again, found with the phone pairing app. Yep! I remember the turmoil of losing my old Android phones. I switched to iPhone 6 because of the watch companionship. It has many double features like showing iPhones camera, checking blood pressure, and reminding you to stand up if youve been sitting for almost an hour. Its a great gift too. I got my main family a watch for their birthday. All 1st generation, but new. |
Topic | Drinking a diet pepsi |
JoseAAV 06/20/19 2:42:33 AM #9 | Why not save the unwanted half of soda in the fridge? Maybe you should drink water instead. |
Topic | Lost my dang phone and I need my phone to find my phone |
JoseAAV 06/19/19 5:11:55 PM #13 | Good to hear someone helped you. My Apple watch can send a ping to my phone I havent totally lost my phone since I got the watch. Probably over 2 years? Its hard to tell since nobody calls me. The astronomy theme is way cool to show strangers though. I still have the first generation and the Bluetooth radius almost makes it to my car so if my phone is not on me I take a few steps outside and Im already stress free before finding my phone. I left my watch at work once, but again, found with the phone pairing app. |
Topic | Would you pay a 25¢ deposit to use a shopping cart/trolley? |
JoseAAV 06/17/19 9:42:52 PM #57 | Some people just dont want any responsibility which leads into receiving no respect. I had a back bumper dent from a stray shopping cart a few years ago. The parking lot had an incline that this old lady couldnt be bothered with, and she also drove out of the parking lot quick to avoid me. I usually will blame the older generation on being unable to secure a safe area for everyone else. So, I help by taking carts in for them. Its also really pathetic to see a guy at any age leave a cart behind. Its like watching someone forget how to swim. |
Topic | Pokemon very clearly takes place after a serious war. |
JoseAAV 06/14/19 9:57:38 AM #6 | Maybe they all had to band together to fight off the Ultra Beasts? At the same time too. |
Topic | The rapier is the superior sword |
JoseAAV 05/25/19 11:47:30 PM #34 | |
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