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i could pepper spray him i guess

but i don't own a gun
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TheWorstPoster posted...

Jen0125 posted...

a painting is just as vile as the fact that actual human beings were lynched and you just saw photographs of them?

If somebody painting something "inspired" by those photographs.

okay but these are actual human beings in the photos. not recreations or interpretations of past events. real human beings. you think a painting is really as vile as stringing up someone by the neck after you beat them within an inch of their lives simply for the color of their skin?

and you're saying you aren't a white supremacist?

also it's cute you think the age to vote should be raised to 21 simply because you regretted your vote as an 18 year old. i'm still not convinced you should be allowed to vote at your current age.
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no i'm telling you to not say things like that to my boo thing. thanks.
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TheWorstPoster posted...

RCtheWSBC posted...

It's the artist's vision inspired by another's artwork. Better it just paint on a canvas instead of:

Which one bothers you more to see?

No it isn't.

That is just as vile.

a painting is just as vile as the fact that actual human beings were lynched and you just saw photographs of them?
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https://www.cnn.com/2018/02/13/entertainment/bill-paxton-death-lawsuit/index.html

they're alleging the surgeon did a procedure that he was unfamiliar with and it cost bill paxton his life

that'd be sad

i loved bill paxton

sigh
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get ready for a topic derail
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Muffinz0rz posted...

RCtheWSBC posted...

Next guy, next gal, next toy

whatever man, lol

i volunteer as tribute

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Zeus posted...

The only must for co-habbing is if you have kids.

????

why am i not surprised zeus has a difficult time maintaining a long term relationship that involves cohabitation
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That's why I said it's nice, dear.
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yeah when i told him i'm not going to accept any less than $5k and if he doesn't want to sign my release i will file a lawsuit against him he said we don't need to get combative. i was like man you're the one who has been combative this whole time and it's getting ridiculous.

if he refuses i'm just going to ask him point blank if he thinks a court will believe i vacated that property at my own expense out of the kindness of my heart for his investment lmao it just is ludicrous.
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TheCyborgNinja posted...

Plus he will lose then have to pay the court fees for losing... what a ballsack. He's probably just hoping you'll back down.

yeah plus courts dont take kindly to this type of landlord abuse and could potentially award me punitive damages for inconvenience just to punish him.

i've bent over backwards for this dick. the least he can do is pay us what he owes us.

this wouldn't even be a small claims issue because the threshold in AZ is only $3,500 and i have incurred more than that.
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lmao hopefully not
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Muffinz0rz posted...

holy christ what?

why do you get 5k

the guy who bought the house we were renting didn't realize there were tenants in there and wanted to break our lease early. i said that's fine but you'll need to pay all of our moving expenses because we signed a lease that runs until feb 2019 already. he said "okay well send me a final number" so we get all moved and shit and he says he never agreed to pay for all that.

this guy is a realtor who just wants to flip and sell the house. he told us he's not a "landlord" even though by purchasing the house with our intact lease it legally transfers to him. so he refused to help up with a plumbing problem in the home because he's not a "24 hour hotline" and said we caused the plumbing issue by clogging the drain even though the drain is clear. it's just been a mess.

so i paid for all the expense for us to move and we're out of the house and he's like lol jk i never said that.

okay well lol jk i have all the text messages and i'll see you in court if you don't want to pay our actual moving expenses and refund our security deposit.

he doesn't even have a key to the house somehow so he's at our mercy to receive one. unless he wants to change the locks and then he's in for a bad time.
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That's nice, dear.
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i told him to bring a cashier's check for $5k when we meet.

if he doesn't want to pay that amount he can wait to obtain his keys until our 2016-2017 lease is up on the 25th and then we'll take him to court. if he changes the locks during that time it'll be a wrongful eviction as our lease term is still in effect regardless of whether we have possession of the house as our primary residence.

he doesn't even have a dang ol' key to the house he bought.

i'm really nervous because i hate confrontation like this.
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i would love if i never had to leave my house again
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RCtheWSBC posted...

He has a nice Florida glow about him

yeah he looks like a hot dog to me
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EvilMegas posted...

You're so pale it burns my eyes

man if you think he's pale my body would make you sick lmao
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look at that rack *heart eyes emoji*
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likehelly posted...

Jen0125 posted...

you've seen the shirtless pics he's posted

i pointed out how one of the images was photoshopped before, i think it's safe to say it might not be him

even if it's not really him it's the image he's using to represent himself
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Rockies posted...

Does SMT date anybody? I don't think "date" is the right word. Maybe "manipulate into a bad relationship after knocking you up".

lmao
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PK_Spam posted...

I wonder if the students like one head more than the other.

Yknow, legally, are they considered 1 person? Or 2?

i think two people. i'm pretty sure one is married to a guy and the other isn't. i may be thinking of the wrong siamese twins but there are definitely siamese twins that have married different partners.

the thing that i don't get is.. if you only share one vagina and one uterus, if the couples want to have a baby who's the mom? they just decide it doesn't matter and that whichever one is the father their wife is the mother? technically to me it'd seem they both were the mother because they share the same body. but it's a weird situation.
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Muffinz0rz posted...

Jen0125 posted...

Rockies posted...

You do gotta admit that at least the guys here who brag about their hookups really fit the douche stereotype and objectify women

what about when i was making all those topics objectifying the guys i was sleeping with off okcupid and plenty of fish?

i mean hook up culture works both ways. just because you're doing it doesn't mean you're a douche. that's just the potd troll alt gimmicks.

...so you just called yourself a douche?

i don't think the behavior is douchey. lots of women on tinder objectify themselves to get quick dick. i mean you posted a pic just the other day of a chick with her tits out as her pic on tinder. if the chick has that pic she's obviously wanting to flaunt what she's got so is it really objectifying for a troll alt like larryfraggn to comment that he banged some hot tinder slut with big tits? the word slut is problematic because he's doing the same exact thing (being a hot tinder slut with big tits, you've seen the shirtless pics he's posted) but if the chick is putting it out there i have a hard time calling it objectification.

the same goes for me when i was on those sites. i'd comment about the hot shirtless guys and how i banged them. if that's douchey behavior, sure i'm a douche in that regard.
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Rockies posted...

You do gotta admit that at least the guys here who brag about their hookups really fit the douche stereotype and objectify women

what about when i was making all those topics objectifying the guys i was sleeping with off okcupid and plenty of fish?

i mean hook up culture works both ways. just because you're doing it doesn't mean you're a douche. that's just the potd troll alt gimmicks.
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surprised she had time to make jokes about content other than how much she loves sleeping with black men

i thought that was her only shtick
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Rockies posted...

You can do it within a month and it might work out, or it might not. Just because it sometimes works out doesn't mean it's the best way.

there is no "best way" when it comes to relationships. it's all about what both parties want to do. there's no one size fits all approach to dating.
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EvilMegas posted...

People wait a month before having sex?

right?

my boyfriend and i had sex the night following our first date (we had breakfast and he came and hung out with me when i got out of work) and we've been together almost 3.5 years now. it's really not uncommon.
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OhhhJa posted...

I'm not talking shit. Just being honest that any dude making a taco bell topic probably wouldn't get many posts. You're sensitive if you consider that shit talking

helly makes taco bell topics that get lots of posts

does he have a vagina
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don't even post in a topic hardly and i get people talking shit about me
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Muffinz0rz posted...

Jen0125 posted...

I don't think there's anything wrong with crying after getting dumped after a month. Some people are sensitive. It's not like she's gonna stalk him and not let it go.

where were you

I talked to rc privately about it so I didn't want to read this whole topic
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I don't think there's anything wrong with crying after getting dumped after a month. Some people are sensitive. It's not like she's gonna stalk him and not let it go.
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Looks like it could be but lhasa apsos look similar to shih tzu puppies.
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Far-Queue posted...

Oh sweet! Hope you two have fun. I went years ago near Boston and had a blast.

Thanks for the suggestion! We're both pretty excited to do it. He's got a wicked cold so if he's still sick this weekend we'll definitely try to go as soon as able. He just sent me a teasing text message about when we're going to go so I'm optimistic we'll do it.
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@Far-Queue suggested go karting as a valentine's date because i made a topic asking for suggestions other than food. he and i haven't done that together so we made a plan to go this weekend because he's working valentine's day. after a bit more than 3 years dating it's always fun to try something new. :)
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the issue i have with amazon food delivery is that they will allow orders from places really far away and you don't really realize it.. then when you get the food over an hour later it is cold.
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That was in my boyfriend's shoe and you all said I was heartless for making my boyfriend put him outside?

I'd like to introduce Kenny the lizard. Looks like Lenny's cousin lives in my new house..




I left him in the bathroom last night but he's not there now so I guess he just lives wherever

Lizards must be prevalent in this neighborhood. Barely saw any in the other neighborhood.
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When I was young I used to wipe boogers on the back of the headboard for my bed. Then when I was in college I did that on the wall where I slept because I'm a lazy slob. But after I had to clean it when I moved... Gross. Never did it again lol
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RCtheWSBC posted...

Jen0125 posted...

Booger wall is proof nothing dies on the internet because that was like 10 years ago lmao

Yeah now you know how I feel about washing hands, trick

Lmao the difference is I don't care if people talk about my booger wall :p
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Booger wall is proof nothing dies on the internet because that was like 10 years ago lmao
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shadowsword87 posted...

Why are you so dead set on having a christmas tree out?

My boyfriend and I like it.
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That was To Catch a Predator. It was on like 10 years ago.
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Foppe posted...

Crayons!

I have a sloth coloring book for adults lmao
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likehelly posted...

Jen0125 posted...

That's not a red light. It's a white light. But it's a red hard drive. I did gamefaqs inappropriate things to my wii.

Lmao
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MICHALECOLE posted...

Degrassi

Nice

Hell yeah. Got all the good seasons. After season four of TNG it just nose dives in quality imo
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Oh. If I see eye boogies on Ernie I wipe them with a tissue.
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Clean eyes?
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Put up lights on my Christmas tree with my family ornaments.
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Papasan chairs are the best man. My dog loves it and they are sooo comfy. Love mine
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argonautweakend posted...

the only time ive ever heard the term "babushka" is on this t-shirt

https://c2.staticflickr.com/8/7030/6738140973_ddc689c297_b.jpg

and i still dont know what one is, and this image you have isnt helping

edit: come to think of it, i think that one guy on hey arnold used to say "babushka" a lot.

idk

Babushka is close to polish slang for grandma or old woman
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Mead posted...

Is he eating a candy cane?

Yes lmao my mom gave me a package of candy cane raw hides for Ernie for Christmas
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