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TopicDo you know the name of the black stepmother pornstsr in that porn gif?
IfGodCouldDie
01/04/18 6:35:10 PM
#6
JxOxNxIxCxS posted...
And im just asking for a name, not a link. P sure it aint against the ToU

Naming the site is a ToU violation though.
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TopicIf I win the lottery tonight, I will give everyone ITT $1,000
IfGodCouldDie
01/03/18 6:53:06 PM
#89
No reason not to.
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TopicHow cold is too cold to go outside?
IfGodCouldDie
01/02/18 6:58:37 PM
#56
Ultima Dragon posted...
IfGodCouldDie posted...
@Ultima_Dragon posted...
Yesterday was like -32C with a real feel of -47. I had to get gas and I couldn't even feel my hands after the two minutes or so I spent pumping it.

After like a week of the same it's supposed to get back to -1C tomorrow and 2C by Thursday. Random AF winter weather here, always.

Do you live in Alberta?


Yeah, currently living in Red Deer. What about you? I know there's a few of us on here. Pretty much the only place in the world that has winters this ridiculous, haha.

Edmonton
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TopicLeft the new year "party" after hour and half...
IfGodCouldDie
01/01/18 3:03:42 PM
#26
LittleRoyal posted...
He said his family would be there, they werent, it was all an excuse to get me alone and drunk and this was from a friend I trusted.

That's soooooo crazy. How could he even think that would be ok?
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TopicHow cold is too cold to go outside?
IfGodCouldDie
01/01/18 1:56:56 PM
#45
meestermj posted...
No such thing. It got to -52 C (-61 F) here one year and my ass still had to wait for the bus and get to uni.
Shit was stupid, half my classes didn't show up and the profs basically said "fuck it, do what you want!"

I would have asked for extra credit.
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TopicHow cold is too cold to go outside?
IfGodCouldDie
01/01/18 1:09:48 PM
#41
@Ryven posted...
It was -46 the other night (-50 F) the other night here in Alberta. Brrrr.

Yep, the water line to our house froze and broke. We've been without water for a couple days now.
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TopicHow cold is too cold to go outside?
IfGodCouldDie
01/01/18 12:59:57 PM
#38
@Ultima_Dragon posted...
Yesterday was like -32C with a real feel of -47. I had to get gas and I couldn't even feel my hands after the two minutes or so I spent pumping it.

After like a week of the same it's supposed to get back to -1C tomorrow and 2C by Thursday. Random AF winter weather here, always.

Do you live in Alberta?
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TopicBest games to look forward to in 2018?
IfGodCouldDie
01/01/18 5:09:27 AM
#26
Gamer99z posted...
snowman9267 posted...
Forlorn_Ass posted...
I dont looked forward to games anymore because of lootcrates and micro transactions.


This is why I don't care about RDR2 anymore

:(

Eh, Rockstar hasn't given any reason to believe they're going to make a half assed game. The key to GTA:O success was them making a stellar base game to begin with.

Yeah, we'll never get another Undead Nightmare tier DLC, or likely any new single player content period, but the base game they provide will probably still be just as stellar as what you'd expect from Rockstar with all their attention to detail and hard work.

Oh i fucking hope so. Rockstar is still probably my favourite developer. I just hope that they can steer clear of the current trend.
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Topicwhat if i had a nice set of big juicy tits
IfGodCouldDie
01/01/18 5:06:11 AM
#35
008Zulu posted...
UncleBourbon33 posted...
Then you could hold them up to your face and lick them like porn stars like to do for some reason.


I tried that, didn't work out that well. For one, I have pecs, not boobs. And two, I don't wax/shave my chest so all I got was some stray chest hair stuck in my mouth. Not very erotic.

Says you.
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TopicKame...
IfGodCouldDie
01/01/18 5:00:53 AM
#2
HA!
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Topicthe merchants dont dance in the secret of mana remake
IfGodCouldDie
01/01/18 3:47:59 AM
#13
Webmaster4531 posted...
TheRealDill2000 posted...
Cookie Bag posted...
Webmaster4531 posted...
I'm buying it if 3 player Co-op is in.

Oh boy do i have bad news for you...

Seriously...the multi-player was one of the best features.

It's in. People are just angry it's just couch co-op. Not a problem for me.

Awesome, I can play with my kids. The majority of the games I have are one player/online multiplayer only, so we are usually stuck taking turns. The few games I do have consist of the Disney collection and some indie games; plus NHL but both my kids suck at that.
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TopicLeft the new year "party" after hour and half...
IfGodCouldDie
01/01/18 3:45:43 AM
#12
LittleRoyal posted...
ssj3vegeta_ posted...
So no new years eve kiss huh

We were never gonna kiss, Im single and I wasnt dating him. He had a different idea but instead of asking me he kinda tricked me

That's soooooo crazy. How could he even think that would be ok?
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TopicChances of you getting laid tonight?
IfGodCouldDie
01/01/18 1:04:22 AM
#88
ProtoManSPx posted...
gatorsPENSbucs posted...
lww99 posted...
0%. Gf is on her period, and has the flu. GG


prince_leo posted...
very low
she's on her period and we're at her parents house until tomorrow afternoon

like, we could pull it off, but eh


You guys are cute.

You like period sex?

Sex is sex, I fuck my wife on her period all the time.
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TopicChances of you getting laid tonight?
IfGodCouldDie
01/01/18 1:01:54 AM
#87
100%
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TopicLeft the new year "party" after hour and half...
IfGodCouldDie
01/01/18 12:57:40 AM
#6
That's soooooo crazy. How could he even think that would be ok?
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TopicWhy did everyone crush on baby spice spice girl?
IfGodCouldDie
01/01/18 12:47:42 AM
#57
eston posted...
I always thought Ginger was hot, and she had lots of nudie pics

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TopicWhy do some people dislike Bono so much?
IfGodCouldDie
12/28/17 10:13:44 AM
#3
Because he is number 2
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TopicSaw The Nightmare Before Christmas for the first time Saturday
IfGodCouldDie
12/27/17 1:24:22 PM
#31
KazumaKiryu posted...
ledbowman posted...
Tim Burton is a film director. That's what he does. And just look at it. He clearly directed it and it's called his movie.


He wrote and produced it. He did not direct.

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Topic250th post gets a $10 PSN code
IfGodCouldDie
12/27/17 12:35:19 PM
#205
Hipsters never lie.
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IfGodCouldDie
12/26/17 11:43:08 PM
#171
rhklce posted...
MegaTech posted...
Smashingpmkns posted...
rhklce posted...
@Smashingpmkns posted...
This is taking forever. I don't have all week. Someone hit me up when it gets to 225


No. You want it, you can put in the effort


Quote this when it gets to 225 bud.

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IfGodCouldDie
12/26/17 6:39:15 PM
#159
IfGodCouldDie posted...
IfGodCouldDie posted...
IfGodCouldDie posted...
IfGodCouldDie posted...
IfGodCouldDie posted...
Got it.

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IfGodCouldDie
12/26/17 2:09:56 PM
#144
IfGodCouldDie posted...
IfGodCouldDie posted...
IfGodCouldDie posted...
IfGodCouldDie posted...
Got it.

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TopicHe was your best friend, Charlie Brown
IfGodCouldDie
12/25/17 10:14:39 PM
#116
Just do it, Charlie Brown.
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IfGodCouldDie
12/25/17 10:13:45 PM
#132
IfGodCouldDie posted...
IfGodCouldDie posted...
IfGodCouldDie posted...
Got it.

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Topic*NSFW* Merry Christmas, CE! Here is a gift for your dicks! *NSFW*
IfGodCouldDie
12/25/17 11:48:57 AM
#5
Why do women only get one picture each?
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TopicWhats the worst message board you frequent on Gamefaqs?
IfGodCouldDie
12/25/17 11:39:43 AM
#51
Corrik posted...
Board 8 in a landslide.

How is it not CE?
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IfGodCouldDie
12/25/17 2:29:40 AM
#94
IfGodCouldDie posted...
IfGodCouldDie posted...
Got it.

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TopicITT: We be merry
IfGodCouldDie
12/25/17 12:04:20 AM
#2
Hi. I am Merry.
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IfGodCouldDie
12/25/17 12:01:47 AM
#90
Moonlight post.
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TopicWhy does acid have a reputation for being extremely dangerous?
IfGodCouldDie
12/24/17 8:23:02 PM
#14
kinetika_ posted...
IfGodCouldDie posted...
StridentArremer posted...
People (especially young people) tend to go about their lives with this perception that they're invincible. This is because they're never had a near-death experience, or an experience terrifying enough to trigger panic attacks or other intense fight-or-flight responses. If your mind believes your body is in extreme danger - which will be the case if you suddenly start seeing or hearing frightening things that aren't there - then your nervous system will automatically trigger a set of physical reactions designed to prepare your body for serious injury.

These reactions present extreme physical symptoms and can and will mimic the effects of a heart attack with 100% accuracy. You may be crippled by the level of anxiety that ensues during such an ordeal, or you may even black out. (Which is dumb, because all of this is actually supposed to protect you from harm, not make it worse like it often does) And once you finally exit from your bad trip, there's going to be a very heavy sense of disillusionment dumped on you that shapes your reality in a very negative way, possibly for the rest of your life unless you get sufficient psychiatric treatment to cope with it.

tl;dr - Taking psychedelics is like trying to comprehend the ways of the Old Ones. The human brain wasn't designed for that kind of sensory processing, so there's a good chance you'll just go insane instead.

Except that your mind produces the most powerful psychedelic known to man everytime you sleep.


Which is interesting and makes you wonder why. Apparently it happens when you're about to die, too.

I imagine the release of DMT would be akin to the release of your bowels.
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TopicHe was your best friend, Charlie Brown
IfGodCouldDie
12/24/17 7:42:56 PM
#102
They mostly come at night, Charlie Brown.
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IfGodCouldDie
12/24/17 7:41:45 PM
#73
IfGodCouldDie posted...
Got it.

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TopicWhy does acid have a reputation for being extremely dangerous?
IfGodCouldDie
12/24/17 7:41:08 PM
#12
StridentArremer posted...
People (especially young people) tend to go about their lives with this perception that they're invincible. This is because they're never had a near-death experience, or an experience terrifying enough to trigger panic attacks or other intense fight-or-flight responses. If your mind believes your body is in extreme danger - which will be the case if you suddenly start seeing or hearing frightening things that aren't there - then your nervous system will automatically trigger a set of physical reactions designed to prepare your body for serious injury.

These reactions present extreme physical symptoms and can and will mimic the effects of a heart attack with 100% accuracy. You may be crippled by the level of anxiety that ensues during such an ordeal, or you may even black out. (Which is dumb, because all of this is actually supposed to protect you from harm, not make it worse like it often does) And once you finally exit from your bad trip, there's going to be a very heavy sense of disillusionment dumped on you that shapes your reality in a very negative way, possibly for the rest of your life unless you get sufficient psychiatric treatment to cope with it.

tl;dr - Taking psychedelics is like trying to comprehend the ways of the Old Ones. The human brain wasn't designed for that kind of sensory processing, so there's a good chance you'll just go insane instead.

Except that your mind produces the most powerful psychedelic known to man everytime you sleep.
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TopicFriend threatened suicide then stopped answering texts/call
IfGodCouldDie
12/24/17 5:47:06 PM
#11
ImCallingYouOut posted...
tell them that when you threaten suicide like that you better be ready for that sort of shit. people will try to save you

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TopicDid you actually like any of those books you read in school?
IfGodCouldDie
12/24/17 5:46:50 PM
#58
ThePrinceFish posted...
I only liked Lord of the Flies.

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TopicWhat are you expecting to get for Christmas tomorrow?
IfGodCouldDie
12/24/17 5:27:51 PM
#8
I expect a switch but am probably getting nothing, as we have had a lot of significant bills the last couple months meaning only our kids are getting stuff. The wife and I will likely get each other stuff in January.
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TopicWhy does acid have a reputation for being extremely dangerous?
IfGodCouldDie
12/24/17 5:25:53 PM
#2
Propaganda.
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IfGodCouldDie
12/24/17 5:25:09 PM
#50
50
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IfGodCouldDie
12/24/17 5:17:14 PM
#43
rhklce posted...
So how is it incorrect?

How isn't it?
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TopicHe was your best friend, Charlie Brown
IfGodCouldDie
12/24/17 5:04:38 PM
#98
That's just like your opinion, Charlie Brown.
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IfGodCouldDie
12/24/17 4:54:37 PM
#30
Got it.
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TopicHalf an hour in and I've already talked religion and politics at a family dinner
IfGodCouldDie
12/24/17 4:38:22 PM
#1
80/80

My wife left for a smoke because she knew it wouldn't end well.
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TopicIs there any way to know who checked out my Facebook profile?
IfGodCouldDie
12/24/17 2:39:11 PM
#13
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
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TopicMy mother... died. Will you guys help me?
IfGodCouldDie
12/24/17 2:49:54 AM
#80
My brother died at the beginning of 2017, after having marital problems and not being allowed to see his kids because his ex-wife is a C U Next Tuesday. He fell in to a pretty bad depression and started doing drugs again, something he had been clean from for close to 10 years. I was supposed to hang out with him the night he died but kind of blew him off because I was exhausted from work. There is not a day that goes by that I don't think about what could have been if I had gone over to hang out with him. It's never something that will go away and it is not likely to hurt less, you just kind of live with it.

On a lighter note, I can assure you that in no way, shape or form did your mother ever think that you didn't love her. Everyone gets mad at the people they love, and the people they love will always know that they still love them.

Whether you believe in an afterlife or not, the circumstance you were involved with, with your mother would be irrelevant. If there is an afterlife where she can see anything that is currently happening she already knows how badly you feel about this. If there is an afterlife that everyone experiences at the same time, you'll both be reunited and she'll forgive you as you will her. If there is no afterlife than only her memory will live on and it will live on through you, you wouldn't have to worry about any negativity that may possibly stem from the situation that you perceive there to be, because it would be non-existent.

I hope you can find solace in anything I have said and I wish you and your loved ones the best.
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