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TopicBob's Burgers The Movie trailer
IfGodCouldDie
01/11/22 8:38:55 AM
#6
My wife hates Teddy.

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TopicThe color of your underwear + the last thing you ate is your new porno name.
IfGodCouldDie
01/11/22 4:51:48 AM
#71
Black Beef 'n Cheddar

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TopicTeens today discriminate against others that dont have an iPhone, for iMessage
IfGodCouldDie
01/10/22 11:23:15 PM
#85
SaccharineSmile posted...
Because iPhone just work

and LOL @ android that still dont have their own iMessage

LOL @ using messaged or telegram or whatever they have lol
You mean text messages?

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TopicSave My Favorite MCU Character: NOMINATIONS
IfGodCouldDie
01/10/22 11:42:11 AM
#33
Is there going to be an updated list of nominations at some point, because I'd like to nominate some people but would rather wait until closer to the cut off so I'm not wasting nominations on people that have been solidified.

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TopicWho you hunting monsters with tonight, CE? (seconds game)
IfGodCouldDie
01/10/22 11:36:48 AM
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Post

Yea, I'll help a-c-a-b

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TopicMalcolm in the Middle
IfGodCouldDie
01/09/22 1:38:10 AM
#43
yusiko posted...
i hated the family reunion episode
i didnt like seeing the normally strong confidant and rather domineering woman reduced to a crying mess by hals family
i expected her to kick ass and take names once she had enough but that moment never came
Lots of people can become different when they get away from abusers but can fall exactly into the same place they were before when those abusers are around especially when it is family.

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TopicFYI they got Jeff Goldblum to do RAID Shadow Legends commercials
IfGodCouldDie
01/09/22 12:34:11 AM
#32
Veggeta_MAX posted...
I'm assuming so and they throw tons of money towards it too. How else would they afford our guy Jeff?
Blackmail.

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TopicSomeone might have a video of me masturbating...
IfGodCouldDie
01/08/22 11:23:42 PM
#38
MasterChief5000 posted...
What should I do?
Find something better and more fulfilling to do with your life than waste time making fake accounts and stories on a dying video game website.

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TopicWill you be getting Elden Ring?
IfGodCouldDie
01/08/22 12:01:13 PM
#6
I'd like to, but it won't be until a major price drop at best.

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TopicThe perfect CE topic is... (POLL)
IfGodCouldDie
01/08/22 1:33:16 AM
#13
Meme, cheem, photoshop topics.

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TopicFormer McDonald's CEO warns of looming labor shortage because retiring boomers
IfGodCouldDie
01/07/22 8:13:29 PM
#92
Duncanwii posted...
Corporations are society.
What an incredibly stupid fucking thing to believe.

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TopicCool secret mr Boop news??
IfGodCouldDie
01/07/22 6:50:49 PM
#38
This was an unexpected topic. Thanks for the ping ill be tracking the topic in anticipation.

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TopicSo ive noticed gavin mcginnis is active on youtube
IfGodCouldDie
01/07/22 12:45:07 PM
#21
Background_Guy posted...
Gavin McInnes
Steven Crowder
Lauren Southern
Lauren Chen
Stefan Molyneux
Nicole Arbour
Jordan Peterson
Ted Cruz

We need to build a wall
Damn I did not know that Ted Cruz was born in Canada.

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TopicMCU General 5.5: LokiMantisSpider-Man Edition
IfGodCouldDie
01/07/22 12:36:41 PM
#499
And here we go...

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TopicMCU General 5.5: LokiMantisSpider-Man Edition
IfGodCouldDie
01/07/22 12:36:27 PM
#498
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/79842525

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TopicSo ive noticed gavin mcginnis is active on youtube
IfGodCouldDie
01/07/22 11:30:12 AM
#8
What is it with alt-right Americans getting grifted by Canadians.

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TopicI have a lot of mixed feelings about my previous relationship.
IfGodCouldDie
01/06/22 11:59:45 PM
#12
I do not believe this in the slightest.

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TopicIt's okay to move back in with your parents, guys
IfGodCouldDie
01/05/22 8:57:36 AM
#50
lejonbrames posted...
Youre not supposed to make a career out of working at McDonalds, its supposed to be your first work experience so you can build yourself up to better and better jobs.

I started at a sandwich shop making $7 an hour and 7 jobs and 4 promotions later am now am in an office job making $30 an hour. I only have a high school diploma. Theres no secret sauce, you just build a good resume and never stop job hunting until you find one you like enough that pays enough to live comfortably.
So should the managers, district managers, corporate positions all be minimum wage too?

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TopicWould you rather hang out with Seth Rogen or Joe Rogan
IfGodCouldDie
01/04/22 1:36:57 PM
#5
trappedunderice posted...
Joe so we can get high, talk about aliens and martial arts.
I feel like you could do that with Seth Rogen.

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TopicSome pictures of the new suits in Thor: Love and Thunder *SPOILERS*
IfGodCouldDie
01/04/22 12:33:45 AM
#23
Jagr_68 posted...
Thor looks pretty weak af now. Where'd all his mass go?
He cultivated it.

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TopicWould you move to a dyson sphere if you could?
IfGodCouldDie
01/04/22 12:31:33 AM
#10
Only if I could take my wife and kids.

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TopicThe Bogdan brothers are dead.
IfGodCouldDie
01/04/22 12:30:04 AM
#15
MabusIncarnate posted...
No disrespect to the dead, but who gets plastic surgery that bad, and then says "Yes, this looks good" and goes with it?
People with body dysmorphia

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TopicWhy is he called spiderman
IfGodCouldDie
01/03/22 4:37:52 AM
#3
He isn't, he is called Spider-Man.

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TopicIf you made half-mil a year, would you - buy a nice house, nice car, or invest
IfGodCouldDie
01/02/22 10:13:44 PM
#14
I don't live in an area where a nice house costs 2 million. And what I consider a nice car isn't costing me that much money. I could easily do all three and still have a shit ton of money left over.

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TopicDrinking topic 104: The amount of days mabus should be suspended for not @ing me
IfGodCouldDie
01/02/22 12:29:54 PM
#217
Wife had to put her cat down yesterday. She was 12 years old and really really sick.

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TopicMen pee differently than women.
IfGodCouldDie
01/02/22 12:29:16 PM
#16
Duncanwii posted...
Yeah you see I thought about saying something snarky like that, then I decided to just give the actual answer.
Except they have more than 3 holes.

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TopicAmerican Masculinity partly to blame for Male Lonliness.
IfGodCouldDie
01/02/22 3:01:37 AM
#62
legendary_zell posted...
A few posters here appear to either be purposefully misunderstanding or trying to find a way to make this all women's fault.
Its the internet, did you truly expect that to not happen?

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TopicThis girl is... strangely attractive
IfGodCouldDie
01/02/22 1:56:56 AM
#16
Noumas posted...
Thats random. You could have said Emily blunt and achieved the same result
How? I don't think Emily Blunt and Aubrey Plaza look similar. This girl and Aubrey Plaza do look similar.

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TopicWhich current living species will evolve and dominate the planet after humans?
IfGodCouldDie
01/01/22 3:57:59 PM
#46
General-Secura posted...
Yeah, cephalopods aren't going to be it. They've been around for hundreds of millions of years and have had plenty of opportunities to seize power after a mass extinction, and yet they never did.
They are just biding their time until it is right.

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TopicPost in this topic and you WILL get laid in 2022
IfGodCouldDie
01/01/22 4:00:54 AM
#21
What if I have the clap?

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TopicDrinking topic 104: The amount of days mabus should be suspended for not @ing me
IfGodCouldDie
01/01/22 3:57:24 AM
#119
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
This is probably only the 2nd holiday season where I just didn't care. Acting is one thing. I have a hard time now pretending. I hate always being called upon by people to make them laugh or say something goofy. I just CANT right now and I don't like getting into shit but I just want to be left the fuck alone (aside from here of course).

Someone always has a worse story someone always has a bigger deal to negate what might be going on so I never like to complain but Is there any real way to measure who's fucked more than the other? Is there a need to if you're both fucked up?

I have so much anger in my life right now I don't care what anyone else thinks anymore. It's spilling out at work and and it's spilling out everywhere and I can't control it without confronting it and I can't do that without admitting to people around me i'm fucked which I can't do because I'm supposed to be the one that has it together.
The way it should be is that instead of trying to compare who is more fucked up, we should just support each other and realize the majority of the population(regardless of creed, colour, etc.) is fucked up and we need each other now more than ever. There are too many distractions trying to divide us and it is what is truly fucking us all up.

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TopicWhich current living species will evolve and dominate the planet after humans?
IfGodCouldDie
01/01/22 3:28:03 AM
#26
theAteam posted...
I saw a history channel special once that said squids will rule the Earth after we're gone
This would be my guess.

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TopicDrinking topic 104: The amount of days mabus should be suspended for not @ing me
IfGodCouldDie
01/01/22 3:27:20 AM
#114
Season 15 of IASIP was fucking gold

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TopicDrinking topic 104: The amount of days mabus should be suspended for not @ing me
IfGodCouldDie
01/01/22 2:37:52 AM
#101
CanuckCowboy posted...
Lake is ice. I don't even know what beavers do with this bs weather. Poor fuckers.
Oh you got minus 35 Temps there too?

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TopicYou know nothing will change after midnight
IfGodCouldDie
12/31/21 7:15:57 PM
#6
The decade, year, day, hour, minute, and second will.

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TopicDrinking Topic 103: One 'O Three Skidoo
IfGodCouldDie
12/30/21 2:51:53 AM
#311
Fair enough. At some point she's going to have to let you work though.

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TopicDrinking Topic 103: One 'O Three Skidoo
IfGodCouldDie
12/30/21 2:24:32 AM
#307
JimCarrysToe posted...
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Are you special needs in anyway or just extremely sheltered?

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TopicDrinking Topic 103: One 'O Three Skidoo
IfGodCouldDie
12/30/21 2:07:56 AM
#304
JimCarrysToe posted...
Mom wouldnt even let me go to school, you expect her to let me get a job?

Anyway.... JOHNNY WTF PPL IN NEW MEXICO CANT SPELL BANANA?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abHjQVsSzc8
How old are you?

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Topicwhen you fight someone in a game and they join your party weaker than they were
IfGodCouldDie
12/29/21 4:05:33 AM
#2
Because losing to you broke them spiritually, physically and mentally.

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TopicThis girl is... strangely attractive
IfGodCouldDie
12/29/21 1:36:05 AM
#8
Its aubrey plaza look

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TopicAre you a main character, an NPC, or a villain in someone's life?
IfGodCouldDie
12/29/21 12:33:33 AM
#5
I'm probably a villain in some, an NPC in others, a core party member in a few and the main character of my own.

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TopicHot damn is Season 2 of The Witcher awful
IfGodCouldDie
12/28/21 10:47:16 PM
#3
Hard disagree

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TopicRepublicans how show Biden have reacted to that Let's go Prank?
IfGodCouldDie
12/28/21 8:03:00 AM
#19
Zikten posted...
Is his name Rusty Shackleford?
*Pocket sand*

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