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TopicDo you slap your wife's/gf's ass?
IfGodCouldDie
12/31/19 2:45:34 PM
#12
The key to a successful relationship is to touch your SO's butt at least once a day.

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TopicI dont understand woman.
IfGodCouldDie
12/31/19 6:01:20 AM
#25
Which one is bigger?

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TopicSeeking more peeps for my discord server!
IfGodCouldDie
12/30/19 7:14:10 PM
#29
Says the invite is expired/no longer valid.

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TopicSteve Irwin's daughter
IfGodCouldDie
12/30/19 12:19:26 PM
#21
MrMallard posted...
She grew up as a minor celebrity herself here in Australia, had her own TV show and everything. I don't think I'll ever be able to reconcile adult Bindi Irwin with the Bindi Irwin I grew up watching on TV. She might as well be Australia's collective daughter - even on my best day, I don't think I would go there.
What about on your worst day?

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Topic$20 million, but you have to have sex with 20,001 women
IfGodCouldDie
12/29/19 9:47:29 PM
#21
If you did one a day it would take you almost 55 years to complete.

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TopicIvanka Trump may leave White House job when father is reelected.
IfGodCouldDie
12/29/19 4:14:53 PM
#14
Duncanwii posted...
Has Ivanka shown any interest in performing Pornography in the past?
Yes

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TopicIvanka Trump may leave White House job when father is reelected.
IfGodCouldDie
12/29/19 3:36:39 PM
#12
Duncanwii posted...
There is no legitimate reason to believe this.
Why not?

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Topicwow this is sad
IfGodCouldDie
12/29/19 2:08:50 PM
#15
Damn_Underscore posted...
Why would she take everything, including the entire tree and the logs in the fireplace though? That doesn't make any sense.
Because that how alone people into Star Trek cosplay deserve to be.

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TopicIs "Robin" a guy's name, or a girl's name?
IfGodCouldDie
12/29/19 1:12:57 PM
#5
It's both but I think it works better as a girls name.

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TopicPost ITT and I'll tell you if I like you as a poster.
IfGodCouldDie
12/29/19 12:12:48 AM
#34
Do you consider me a lurker?

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Topic$200k but you have to get a permanent vassectimy
IfGodCouldDie
12/28/19 8:33:48 PM
#22
Am I disqualified if I already have children?

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TopicHave you used marijuana in your life?
IfGodCouldDie
12/28/19 8:01:50 PM
#5
Gakk86 posted...
Hugs not drugs!

(Hell yes, who hasn't?)
Why not both?

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TopicMe: Hey, how was your day?
IfGodCouldDie
12/28/19 5:04:56 PM
#10
Nacen posted...
"How was your day?"
"No."
"Wut."
Lol

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TopicWhite girl upset over being given a black doll for Christmas
IfGodCouldDie
12/27/19 8:27:01 PM
#17
toyota posted...
Wait is this actually a thing? Can I see a picture of what the real product looks like cos i cant tell if google images are showing photoshopped memes.
I can't find it at the moment, but the one we have isn't really something I would actually call fat, it's a little more heavyset and I think it's meant to be a more realistic or obtainable body type.

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TopicWhite girl upset over being given a black doll for Christmas
IfGodCouldDie
12/27/19 6:41:18 PM
#10
Trigg3rH4ppy posted...
Yeah I have made sure to get her different colored dolls from the start. Even have fat barbie
Yea we got her a fat barbie last year, it's been important to us to make sure our kids know that people come in all different shapes, sizes and colors.
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Also as far as the video goes, it's not clear whether or not it was because the doll was black or because it wasn't the one she wanted so I disagree that this is automatically racist.

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TopicWhite girl upset over being given a black doll for Christmas
IfGodCouldDie
12/27/19 5:44:09 PM
#3
My daughter got a black doll for Christmas this year, didnt even phase her, she just saw a doll.

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TopicThe hot chick in the commercial..
IfGodCouldDie
12/26/19 7:54:13 PM
#2
Nothing, I was hoping you'd have one.

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TopicThe new Witcher show is crap
IfGodCouldDie
12/26/19 7:53:01 PM
#2
Nice title to op ratio.

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TopicConservaflakes are cancelling Netflix because of Gay Jesus show
IfGodCouldDie
12/26/19 7:52:13 PM
#45
Solid Sonic posted...
To believe anything other than a void of nonexistence awaits you after death means you have some sort of religious leaning.
What religion is ghosts?

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TopicSwitch Game Recommendations
IfGodCouldDie
12/26/19 7:41:12 PM
#33
SeabassDebeste posted...
i don't own a ps4 (or xbone) so that's not really an option. pretty sure the diff in price will be less than cost of a ps4!
You're TC?

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TopicFirst game you played online?
IfGodCouldDie
12/26/19 6:43:00 PM
#66
If we count LAN Counterstrike, if not CoD 4

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TopicSwitch Game Recommendations
IfGodCouldDie
12/26/19 4:09:52 PM
#29
mnkboy907 posted...
You're still right about price, but the base game on Switch IS the complete edition.
Oh. I had assumed it wasn't. I never looked because I own the complete edition on PS4.

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TopicBest Muppet Day 4
IfGodCouldDie
12/26/19 3:48:47 PM
#6
Wtf how is animal eliminated so early.

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TopicSwitch Game Recommendations
IfGodCouldDie
12/26/19 3:47:55 PM
#27
I would definitely go for Witcher 3 on ps4 because from what I have heard the port isnt all that great and you can get the complete version on ps4 cheaper than the base game on switch as well.

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TopicWhich CEgal needs to get laid most?
IfGodCouldDie
12/26/19 1:11:03 PM
#55
SableWolfAngel posted...
Awesome! I haven't had any tail in years! I'll be rusty, but I'll probably be gentler and listen more than some man creature pawing you lmao
Wtf how did you chain quote

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Topic"My semester with the snowflakes"
IfGodCouldDie
12/25/19 10:31:29 PM
#116
Oh man, this was a good Christmas read.

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TopicWhich CEgal needs to get laid most?
IfGodCouldDie
12/25/19 10:27:15 PM
#16
GrandConjuraton posted...
Me! Grr!
This one.

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TopicWhich CEgal needs to get laid most?
IfGodCouldDie
12/25/19 9:02:57 PM
#13
ssj3vegeta posted...
dey are all nice
Unless they are all the exact same level of niceness then one will be the meanest.

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TopicWhich CEgal needs to get laid most?
IfGodCouldDie
12/25/19 8:42:14 PM
#10
Which one is the meanest?

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TopicTroll topic
IfGodCouldDie
12/25/19 8:40:13 PM
#6
Meltdown

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TopicWhat do you want to take with you when you die?
IfGodCouldDie
12/25/19 8:39:33 PM
#3
I want to take everyone with me when I die, if I'm going down I'm taking you all with me.

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Topicwow this is sad
IfGodCouldDie
12/25/19 8:36:37 PM
#6
Damn_Underscore posted...
she's not real
So the former. That is sad. If it was the latter it would have been funny.

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TopicHow do you feel about time capsules?
IfGodCouldDie
12/25/19 8:26:36 PM
#3
Absolutely no interest in them whatsoever, if I had to participate in one I'd put a stool sample in it for the lols.

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Topicwow this is sad
IfGodCouldDie
12/25/19 8:18:36 PM
#3
I dont get it, is he in a VR setup that projects a nice xmas with a loved one or did him revealing that cause her to leave and take everything with her?

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TopicCheems
IfGodCouldDie
12/25/19 8:11:11 PM
#379
Garioshi posted...
No deal.

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TopicATTN: CableZL
IfGodCouldDie
12/25/19 6:28:42 PM
#3
Looking to necro bump topics?

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Topicapparently, these posters are from a drug prevention campaign in Norway
IfGodCouldDie
12/25/19 6:25:43 PM
#85
DrizztLink posted...
Robots
Beep beep does not compute.

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Topicapparently, these posters are from a drug prevention campaign in Norway
IfGodCouldDie
12/25/19 6:20:21 PM
#83
Duncanwii posted...
They're using them to get their rocks off on meth they bought from a murdering drug dealer in a Walmart parking lot using money they stole from their grandma. Bunch of degenerates.
Posts like this come across like you are just trying to troll, but I know you are just that ignorant.

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Topicapparently, these posters are from a drug prevention campaign in Norway
IfGodCouldDie
12/25/19 6:17:42 PM
#82
Duncanwii posted...
And if we tell them what will happen if they do the drugs (they'll die) and they still do it well that's on them. We tried to warn them.
I feel pretty confident that you could pick a single night from me being 17 - 25 and I probably did more drugs in that single night than most of CE combined and I am not dead neither are any of the people I hung out with during that time in my life. How do you explain that?

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TopicThink of a video game character before entering
IfGodCouldDie
12/25/19 4:41:04 PM
#25
NFUN posted...
Well, TwoB, I don't know how you pulled it off, but you actually made the Nice List.


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TopicThink of a video game character before entering
IfGodCouldDie
12/25/19 4:40:32 PM
#24
Santa's been watching you Luigi, and right now you have a very large coal mine coming your way.


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TopicLesbian claims she can make any woman gay.
IfGodCouldDie
12/25/19 4:38:09 PM
#29
Pepys Monster posted...
Why is post 8 not visible? I was going to quote it and type "REKT."
Likely because he has you blocked

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TopicIs a "good guy" the same as a "nice guy"?
IfGodCouldDie
12/25/19 4:23:45 PM
#33
The best way to handle people not saying thank you when you do something nice is just say you're welcome.

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TopicTrump impeachment shows how corrupt and fucked up America is
IfGodCouldDie
12/25/19 1:20:34 PM
#4
Anteaterking posted...
Weak bait tbh


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TopicAOC waiting for you to tell her "Merry Christmas"
IfGodCouldDie
12/25/19 11:28:08 AM
#25
BB mofo posted...
I accidentally let "Merry Christmas" slip to a cashier, and she looked at me like I strangled a kitten. I apologized and said "Happy Holidays".

I'm not even embarrassed. I appreciate using the term "Happy Holidays" when around strangers because it reminds me that they might be a non-Christian who has their own winter traditions.
As a non-religious person I am pretty confident most of us in the west still celebrate christmas.

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TopicIs revealing the truth about Santa Claus against the ToS?
IfGodCouldDie
12/24/19 7:58:04 PM
#12
Master_Bass posted...
We're all sentient.
Ftfy

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TopicWhat (are you/will you be) doing this Christmas Eve?
IfGodCouldDie
12/24/19 8:41:54 AM
#8
Working, then waiting until night when my kids get to open one gift each then game out with them and my wife until Santa arrives and we all pretend to sleep so he leaves gifts.

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TopicCheems
IfGodCouldDie
12/22/19 7:43:53 PM
#339
Garioshi posted...
I cant fucking even with this one. For what ever reason this one made me bust out laughing so hard.

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