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Lokarin posted...

He Goo

Good Enuff.

ayayayayyayayayayayyaya!!!!

Cruddy_horse posted...

I hate to burst you bubble but you can't really prevent being cheated on, unless you're one of the lucky ones who finds someone loyal quickly and stay with them for life.

It's not like I chose to have this person cheat on me or even tried to date them knowing they would, I thought they were my good friend for a couple years before hand and although looking back there were some red flags I ignored because of my inexperience and naivety there was absolutely no way I could have known they would do this, and that's how most people are cheated on, through being blindsided.

Although youre right that you cant control someone elses actions I would wager that youre now hyper vigilant and will probably be more sensitive to such red flags.

Being cheated on by someone you dont love is like, Meh.
Being cheated on by someone you love is soul crushing. Especially when they cheat on you with some mediocre actor.

party_animal07 posted...

This is what I'm afraid of. For some reason, Dying Light 2 just feels eh to me. I'll probably pick it up later on, but it doesn't wow me at the moment.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/8/0/AAckHXAACzok.jpg

but then let us know what others you are looking forward to.

ArvTheGreat posted...

arv dont do stupid!

@rexcrk
You got something for this guy?

Hes been kinda quiet then. At least on aculo, ok?

hypnox posted...

So I had a female friend who was pretty close to me. Met her right after she got out of a relationship and she said she wasn't looking. So I placed her in the "friends" category. Well one day she invited me over so we could cook together, first time I was ever at her place. We played games and cooked, all the while she was very near me. I went to the restroom, which was spotless except she left the wrapper of one of those birth control insert things on her counter which I thought was out of place. She even did the whole "you go 80% in" rule twice, which went over my head at the time.

About a year later I thought about that day then had a facepalm that honestly I am sure it was heard around the world.

Explain that 80% rule thing.

Whatever happened to that guy that would end his sentences with, Ok?

Think his name started with an A but not sure.

https://youtu.be/0of2YDMMS48

papercup posted...

A Hind D?!

Colonel, whats a Russian gunship doing in Alaska?

Cruddy_horse posted...

That time I reconnected with my ex who cheated on me genuinely thinking they wanted to reconcile, only to end up with more trauma and intrusive thoughts from them.

Oh you know the magic of infidelity trauma, and intrusive thoughts(mental movies)?

They dont teach you about this shit in school.

Blightzkrieg posted...

My mom walked in on me jerking to furry artwork of Maid Marian and I was so focused i didn't hear her and climaxed

Just reading this sent an icy chill down my spine. If true, my condolences.

Up until last year I thought Bill Burr was Joe Pantoliano(guy from The Goonies, Sopranos, The Matrix).

Nade Duck posted...

nah dude, he was definitely puerto rican.

Youre thinking about Sammy Davis, Jr.

Mandela Effect!

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/6/1/AAckHXAACzbx.jpg

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/6/2/AAckHXAACzby.jpg

Notschmendrake posted...

My husband claims he sleeps through them, but I call bullshit.

It's a pretty miserable experience if you are claustrophobic.

No, no, he might not be lying. This was my first, and if you close your eyes you get the sensation that youre swaying.

And at one point I was really calm, like beginning to doze off despite the sounds. And Im anxious of stuff that emits radiation. So if hes not I can definitely see him sleeping through it.

That shit was like being inside a gassy robots asshole!

Felt vibrations at times.

It was nothing but the worst part were the long ass, machine gun photos that lasted 2-3min.

Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...

Why am I still a virgin?

You got laid around September of last year. You even made a topic about it. Dont you remember?

Mandela Effect!

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/2/7/AAckHXAACzQT.jpg

Modeled him after a Fox I keep seeing in the area.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/2/8/AAckHXAACzQU.jpg

Modeled him after Tai Lung from Kung Fu Panda:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/2/9/AAckHXAACzQV.jpg

Cute kid. This story is really sad. So much so that I dont even have the ability to go on an angry rant.

No, shes not hot.

But this is GameFAQs. So being Asian, shell be considered the most beautiful woman on earth.

CDs Nuts!

ranagrande posted...

R2D2 never had a memory wipe. That's why R2D2 was able to mastermind the rebel alliance to victory.

See?

Mandela Effect!

MurderousNomad posted...

Im a diabetic.

heard you can reverse that with a 12 week 600 cal a day liquid diet. (Not trying to be funny. Im serious.)

Revelation34 posted...

They both had memory wipes.

I thought he said, Have the protocol droids memory wiped. Only specifying C-3P0.

What is this Summer 2016?

But I cant help but feel it wouldve turned into a completely different kind of movie if she wouldve went inside for a cup of tea with this chap

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/3/5/AAckHXAACzHD.jpg

Like some Hostel type shit.

Now, Im not some Spanish professor but

Wouldnt that make her, La Zorra?

What was it like last weekend?

DocDelicious posted...

Rise is much more "arcadey" and plays like the other Nintendo MH titles so if you're going to play those start there. It's by far the easiest game in the series mechanically too. They changed and removed a lot in order to make the controls more accessible for new players. Everything outside of the actual hunts is more complicated and obtuse though. Also easily one of the shortest MH games.

MHW is probably the easiest as far as menu work and builds/equipment but is one of the hardest mechanically (late game, early game is easier comparatively). It plays like the next logical step MH would have taken had it stayed on Sony consoles.

Wait, what? Shortest!? Thats not good.

Every New Monster Hunter game should have every single monster in previous entries plus new ones.

FatalAccident posted...

Oh the argument is the US funded the lab and downplayed the lab leak theory lol

Wasnt that the same thing with Jotunheim in the new Suicide Squad?

Blightzkrieg posted...

That's not C3PO, C3PO has a red arm.

Mandela Effect!

MICHALECOLE posted...

Hes gold and shiny

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/8/7/AAckHXAACzBn.jpg

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/8/8/AAckHXAACzBo.jpg

@MICHALECOLE
He has a silver leg.

MANDELA EFFECT!

Hmmm?

True story: I would have breakfast with Mr. Rogers every weekend.

Actual true story: He would go to the same diner I also went to in Ridgewood, Queens and have breakfast around the same time I was there. I never worked up the courage to bother him as no one else ever did either. So we werent sitting at the same table but essentially its not a lie to say that I had breakfast with him every weekend. We could see each other.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/1/2/AAckHXAACzAc.jpg

OhhhJa posted...

You guys are forgetting about Jen Psaki. She can walk on me anytime

Shes good looking and more my type, too.

FatalAccident posted...

I dont think this was funny the first time u posted it lol but gimmicks gon gimmick

Whats interesting about this is that when he first posted it, I was in the throne room, and I laughed so hard and for so long that my wife knocked on the door to see if I was okay.

LinkPizza posted...

Some people on base pass out from them. They still get their shots. But the needles make them pass out...

Ive seen this live. Guy joked about being afraid of needles. We all thought he was just trying to be cute and flirt with the deliciously thicc nurse. But nope. As soon as he got his shot he fell forward hitting the wall. He was alright.

As for the gentleman that passed R.I.P.

Im not going to call him antivaxx or shit on him. He had a form of trauma. Youd think GameFAQers of all people would understand that.

DocDelicious posted...

Rise is much more "arcadey" and plays like the other Nintendo MH titles so if you're going to play those start there. It's by far the easiest game in the series mechanically too. They changed and removed a lot in order to make the controls more accessible for new players. Everything outside of the actual hunts is more complicated and obtuse though. Also easily one of the shortest MH games.

MHW is probably the easiest as far as menu work and builds/equipment but is one of the hardest mechanically (late game, early game is easier comparatively). It plays like the next logical step MH would have taken had it stayed on Sony consoles.

Very good take.

dioxxys posted...

Damn his sisters are fine

Yeah, I thought the same. But their brains are mush.

dioxxys posted...

As someone who has a giant Puerto Rican family (so many in fact I havent even met them all), shes like a 4 or 5 out of 10. Like shes even wearing makeup and she looks yugly.

You guys would probably go gaga for the Latina women in my family

Not gonna lie( @ArvTheGreat ) but I can admit that he ability to stand by her beliefs and courageously defend those beliefs is a real turn on. It boosts her looks. She has no fear in her eyes when she comes after evil doers.

Thot and her thotaughter.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/7/9/AAckHXAACyx3.jpg

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/8/0/AAckHXAACyx4.jpg

I would take on her last name for her.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/8/1/AAckHXAACyx5.jpg

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/8/2/AAckHXAACyx6.jpg

Notschmendrake posted...

Which seems more likely to you.

1. Some dummy misremembered a news report about someone dying and they thought it was Nelson mandela, and and then a bunch of other suggestible/gullible dummies latched on to that and said "is my memory bad? No, it is reality that is wrong"

Or

2. Through a glitch in space time, a few select people are, for no discernable reason, crossing between timelines, but only to one timeline that is nearly identical to their own aside from a few negligible differences

Both because Idc. But its a fun discussion.

I mean, what about the one which the whole phenomenon is named after?

Millions of people swear that Mandela died decades before he actually did. Thats not misremembering but straight up making something up.

Russia does need to get checked.

Heavy economic sanctions should outweigh the possible gains of invading Ukraine.

Revelation34 posted...

Sun got banned?

Bulbasaur posted...

did shaq and sinbad really look that similar in the 80s/90s for that to have been a thing

Hell no. But growing up I knew Sinbad for his show and two movie:

1) Genie movie
2) Movie where hes secret service or something

Now one of those movies have completely been wiped out of history.

Also, the Fruit Of The Loom did have a cornucopia. But I guess thats now false.

Finally, my friends know me for randomly quoting movies/shows when its appropriate. And Im not talking about just one line, Im saying full blown scenes. Even movies start to finish. Even if I only watched it once. Its my super power along with a strong sense of smell. With that said Gandalf said, Run, you fools! You even see his lips move in such a way that says, Run and not Fly. Those look very different orally.

This actually hurts.

TC, let me teach you an important life lesson

Lie.

The most powerful people in the world do it. And no harm usually comes to them.