Lurker > GeraldDarko

Jeff_AKA_Snoopy posted...

Retirement party was good. We are doing Lobster Night now, fundraiser for a local charity.

Got 4 new tires since I have an AWD. My dad paid for it since, in his words, he was the reason I braved the terrible roads. Lol!

My dad is pretty decently well off so it's fine. XD

So, after the retirement party, you retired your vehicle.

https://i.imgur.com/SY6Z83p.mp4

Crimsoness posted...

Who types "I was thinking about raping you" and go "yeah that'll keep her interested" other than a complete psychopath?

This is one that could easily be real, but I'm gonna hope it's fake.

Unknown480 posted...

Trust me, I have some friends even some right wing incels that think and talk to girls this way in real life

Oh, a lot of them are fucked and legit, too. I'm just saying there are a bunch that were contrived.

A lot of these are clearly fake

Mellow, for sure.

WellBye posted...

This one was free simply for holding an NFT. It's the third free NFT I've received from this project. ^_^

And of what benefit is this to you?

Great news!
You can do it, man!

If you want good scares, definitely check out Grave Encounters

Play Prey (2017), if that's your thing. It's pretty damn good.

It's called snuff

https://youtu.be/QEUXTbBOqgM

thx1138 posted...

I agree but everyone has different likes and tastes

Doesn't mean those tastes can sound weird to me. I don't really have strong feelings on the matter.

Doesn't sound very pleasant.

BurmesePenguin posted...

This happened 20 years ago. Why a new topic now?

What?

Is it really better than just your typical Chinese place?

Chicken posted...

THlS IS PIZZA!

lmao
Perfect

https://youtu.be/YEC6SjxFzs4

Which ones do you really like?

Error1355 posted...

The topic title did ya in, not the quitting smoking.

I get that, it was clearly a joke. I mean whatever, it's a topic on CE. It's just kinda silly.

Abusive behavior, I guess.

Solid_Sonic posted...

Should finding rape hot and/or expressing a desire to see people commit incest be grounds for arrest?

What?

It's been 24 hours without a cigarette...
This ain't easy. My jaw has pretty much been clinched shut all day. Just gotta make it a couple more days and the worst is behind me.

008Zulu posted...

How do you just happen to wander behind the counter?

A 3 year old would do that tbf

Compsognathus posted...

But how was the pizza?

https://tenor.com/bK9bc.gif

This kick would have sent the kid flying about 8 feet back...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/4/7/AAeowgAADtcD.jpg

JlM posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/8/3/AAFDc9AADtZf.jpg

Was hoping for black pepper but no luck. These honey roasted pistachios are tasty though

lol

https://youtu.be/OXp1CQA8YDw

I forgot about those, so I looked them up.

What Happened to Red Pistachios?

The disappearance of red-dyed pistachios can be directly traced to the growth of domestic pistachio production in the United States. Before the 1970s, pistachios were imported from Iran and other Middle Eastern countries to the United States. In addition to mottled markings on the pistachio shells from drying, these imported pistachios generally had a host of unappetizing stains and discolorations due to traditional harvesting methods in which the pistachios were not hulled and washed immediately after harvest

So Middle Eastern producers and exporters took to dying their product red. The few American pistachio producers at the time followed their imported counterparts and began to dye their product as well, if only because Americans were used to seeing these bright red-pink nuts.
But the 1980s saw a decline in imported pistachios as an embargo on Iranian pistachios was enforced, and further economic sanctions on Iran levied on and off for years. The number of American pistachio producers increased in response and began to increase the domestic supply of pistachios quickly. The new mechanized harvesting processes used by American producers now pick, hull, and dry the nuts before the shell can become stained, rendering the need to dye the nuts to hide imperfections unnecessary. Today, 98% of pistachios sold in the United States are produced in California, and the U.S. is the second-largest producer of pistachios after Iran.

Which one do you find more tasty?

Irony posted...

Darksiders is just Zelda without Zelda in the title just like Breath of the Wild is just not Zelda with Zelda in the title.

Key point in this topic

LordFarquad1312 posted...

It's called Darksiders sweety, look it up.

Darksiders isn't Zelda, it's Darksiders, guy.

haloiscoolisbak posted...

Picturing Link committing some Clockwork orange style ultra violence

Link and some Kokiri assault the potion shop lady.

Would it be a welcome change or is that just not Zelda?

Bump

Dragon239 posted...

People make silly joke threads all the time. Including ones where they pretend the perfectly normal thing is the abnormal thing

lmfao
How did this topic get so contentious?

pegusus123456 posted...

Yes.

You didn't imply you were lying on the bed, you just said it. That in no way indicates you weren't lying normally. The phrase you're looking for is "across the bed."

I could have phrased it more accurately, but it demonstrably does indicate that, since other people understood. Just chill out this is CE, no need to give people notes on their grammar.

pegusus123456 posted...

Nothing in the title or OP indicated we should be viewing the bed from the sky.

Did it need to be said?
Others seem to have understood, so it clearly does the language clearly implies laying on the bed.

pegusus123456 posted...

Bruh, what. That in no way implies you lying across the bed.

It does, though. X is the horizontal axis Y is the vertical.

pegusus123456 posted...

Maybe I'm just being completely oblivious, but in what way do you lie down in a bed that's not horizontal?

I said laying on the bed so we're already prone, you're just laying on the bed along the X-axis, instead of the Y.

R1masher posted...

Or someone snuck in and turned you

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/c0c523e3-6495-40d7-a6e5-7b99e4872c5f

pegusus123456 posted...

How the fuck else do you sleep, standing straight up?

Bro...

Just happened to me. Happens every so often. Must have been having some really strange dreams.

I'm watching him play Ocarina of Time right now. I like that his banter is very natural. It doesn't feel like somone trying to entertain you, it feels more like when you watch a friend play. That's what has made me like all the people I watch.

Those 2 and LadyLilia are the only streamers I've been able to tolerate. I only watch on YouTube because I like to binge, and don't really care about interaction.

Don't think I've ever really had this happen.

Which of these Zelda races would you most like to be?

GranolaPanic posted...

They arent allowed to.

Yes, they are.

DespondentDeity posted...

You take two of those then put a Star Crunch in the middle. Thats how you get fat like a pro

lmao
Made me think of this

https://youtube.com/shorts/VNBNjN8gWxU?feature=share