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TopicWhat Are You Listening To. PART II
Garabandal
02/28/24 7:08:28 PM
#36
Hideki Okugawa - Good Fighter (Theme of Ryu)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKwho0s7r3g

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TopicIs Low Tier God an angel or a demon?
Garabandal
02/27/24 4:42:20 PM
#1
He calls himself Low Tier God. You could make the argument that angels and demons are low tier Gods while High Tier Gods are beings like YHWH, Zeus, Thor Shiva, etc.

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TopicFamily Guy or South Park
Garabandal
02/26/24 9:46:59 PM
#1
Family Guy or South Park

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TopicWhy do we hate Boogie2988 again?
Garabandal
02/25/24 7:51:14 PM
#12
Damn_Underscore posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0oDJDHmPhY


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TopicArnold Schwarzenegger
Garabandal
02/24/24 10:07:47 AM
#10
Do something about your long filthy hair
It looks like a rat's nest
Do something about your mullet
Get out the hair clippers, jerk

Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet

Get the rat's nest off your head
Get that crazy ass mutha off your skull
Take your ass to the barbershop
Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole

Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet!

The mullet is the reason why people hate you
They are sick of looking at your nappy wheat sack
Nobody wants to look at you with that mullet on your head
Why don't you cut that mullet, you numbskull?

Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
CUT THE MULLET!

Rock over London, rock on Chicago
InsureOne, it's the insurance superstore

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TopicIs Vaush a descendent of Robert E. Lee?
Garabandal
02/22/24 7:41:08 PM
#1
They're both racists who want to fuck horses.

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TopicDo people who write wall of texts think they're smart and shit?
Garabandal
02/22/24 1:17:49 PM
#21
Testing...one, two, three. Well...well fuck, I mean; I just don't know what to say. I'm very glad to be here with you tonight, I'll be able to talk to you about some things...that I know a great deal about. Everyone knows that you are fucked up. And everyone knows that I am fucked up. But, does everyone know that you are more fucked up than me? Well, I know that. And you know that. But our purpose is to tell everyone that. Take for instance, the time you went to the bathroom, to take a shower. You had some soap, a towel, shampoo, washcloth, a brush, everything was set. But you had to call me to come turn on the water for you. You didn't know where or how. That is one instance of how fucked up you are. A second instance of how fucked up your are: You was going to cook you some breakfast. Well you went in there, and put some toast in the toaster, put a skillet on the stove, put some grease in it. You got you some eggs out, some bacon. Poured you some orange juice and some coffee. Got some jelly and some butter. Fried eggs, salt, pepper, got some bacon on the grill. Everything was fine - except for one thing. You had to call in there...to show you how to use a fork. Now a third instance; the way you're fucked up. You got dressed, ready to go to school. Everything was fine - got outside, got in your car. Key in the ignition. Except for one thing. You had to call me to come show you.

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Topic16-year old nonbinary student brutally murdered at Owasso High School
Garabandal
02/22/24 12:22:24 PM
#46
Really hope this family sues Chaya Raichik and everyone else involved back to the Stone Age like the Sandy Hook families did with Alex Jones.

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TopicWould you trust a toymaker named Joe Petto?
Garabandal
02/21/24 10:32:11 PM
#5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw7XXbSMPVs

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TopicYoure not getting Mother 3
Garabandal
02/21/24 12:23:27 PM
#8
PraxagoraKassan posted...
Uhhh Mother 3 isn't good at all, in fact the Earthbound series as a whole is overrated and doesn't pass the post hoc birth test
False

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TopicBetter Joker: Heath Ledger or Joaquin Phoenix?
Garabandal
02/20/24 12:23:30 PM
#8
Other: Jared Leto

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TopicJar Jar Binks.
Garabandal
02/19/24 8:06:58 AM
#20
Jar Jar is the key to all of this.

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TopicOne must GO AWAY forever!
Garabandal
02/18/24 6:32:58 PM
#14
Subway's food is garbage and they shielded a child predator for decades so they're my pick for restaurant that should go away forever.

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TopicThe King of movie reviews comes back today!
Garabandal
02/18/24 6:01:13 PM
#14
I thought this was a Lights Camera Jackson topic

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TopicWould you trust a toymaker named Joe Petto?
Garabandal
02/18/24 5:49:46 PM
#1
His toystore is called Petto's Toys and he looks like Mickey Rooney.

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Topictransgender teen killed after first date, stabbed 37 times
Garabandal
02/17/24 5:20:35 PM
#11
This is horrible

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TopicDid you like Chili02, back a few years ago? Do you even remember him?
Garabandal
02/16/24 7:16:58 PM
#51
Ivynn posted...
I would like to be included in the saying of hi to chill
Me too

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TopicAlex Jones describes what Heaven is like: it's like Star Trek but violent
Garabandal
02/15/24 8:41:11 PM
#1
Let me tell you a little secret here. Its not a secret that what they teach in the mainline Christian churches: you go to Heaven, and you float around on a cloud and play with a harp. No, sir.

What happened? Satan took one-third of the angels, rebelled against God, thats whats going on. And thats just in this sector. Christ said I have many flocks in Israel, in Judea. What did He mean? This aint the only rodeo, folks. Ive seen it, Ive been there. This is not the only rodeo, and basically Hollywood shows us and creates an archetypical liberal government, and all this unity and the Starfleet with the UN symbol and youre going to be in this utopia and youre in Starfleet and all that stuff. Oh, youre going to be in Starfleet alright! Ha, ha! But the point is that you think youre going to go up to Heaven, you can always go for R&R and be with God and just be in total bliss. But God knows youre not going to do that. Youre going to sign up for the next mission. And thats all Im trying to explain to you is that this is a test, ladies and gentlemen before we go in and save a lot of spirits, a lot of entities, a lot of creatures. Were being recruited to go to the next level in a long-term intergalactic war. I haven't read this in a book, I havent seen this anywhere, Ive been there, I've been shown it.

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Topicitt: made up lost media
Garabandal
02/15/24 5:05:20 PM
#2
A Day With SpongeBob SquarePants: The Movie (2011)

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TopicChrono Trigger's Marle deemed to sexy for Twitch
Garabandal
02/15/24 4:30:21 PM
#8
Iirc that pose isn't even meant to be sexualized. It's a taunt.

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TopicAre nutshots funny?
Garabandal
02/15/24 3:16:55 PM
#11
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qli7ex3fuxg

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TopicDescribe why you like Eminem (if you do)
Garabandal
02/15/24 9:08:17 AM
#5
Nostalgia

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TopicDo you like prune juice?
Garabandal
02/14/24 9:15:01 PM
#7
I imagine that's what gasoline tastes like.

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TopicIs Kanye West demon possessed?
Garabandal
02/14/24 7:44:10 PM
#6
I can't believe over half of CE doesn't believe in demons!

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TopicIs Kanye West demon possessed?
Garabandal
02/14/24 5:28:13 PM
#1
I can't imagine someone doing the things Kanye does unless they were possessed by demons. One thing for sure: it's clear God has abandoned him because his music sucks now.

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TopicRIP Bill Post, inventor of Pop Tarts
Garabandal
02/14/24 12:30:26 AM
#2
RIP

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TopicWhoopi Goldberg or Bill Goldberg
Garabandal
02/13/24 5:06:12 PM
#9
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14u43QPGcls

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TopicOk, so I'm currently watching Tucker Carlson's Putin interview...
Garabandal
02/13/24 4:32:12 PM
#12
Listened to it via Knowledge Fight's episode yesterday and I might listen to the full unedited interview because it's just that funny. Putin treating Tucker like garbage throughout despite Tucker being one of Russia's biggest sycophants in the US is hilarious. Also Putin randomly talking about the Russia's distant past for every other question gave me major Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future vibes.

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TopicAre Latinos descended from the Romans?
Garabandal
02/13/24 12:29:35 PM
#1
Latino comes from the word Latin, which is the language spoken by the Romans.

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Topicunpopular opinion: johnny cash cover of "hurt" is garbage
Garabandal
02/12/24 4:17:20 PM
#29
I'd like to see you do any better. What have you ever done with your life? Stop judging people and let everyone be who they want to be because, in the end, isn't that what life is all about?

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TopicTradcaths on twitter are mad at 20 year old Adult Swim show Moral Orel
Garabandal
02/12/24 4:08:32 PM
#30
TheLiarParadox posted...
I grew up fundamental baptist and deconstructed most of that but I sometimes wonder if my disdain for Catholics is because they're just that fucking awful or if it's a vestige of my upbringing.
I wasn't raised fundamentalist baptist but I grew up evangelical and wonder the same about Catholics tbh

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TopicTradcaths on twitter are mad at 20 year old Adult Swim show Moral Orel
Garabandal
02/12/24 3:54:02 PM
#25
Also noticing that any criticism/satire of religion is "reddit" now

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TopicTradcaths on twitter are mad at 20 year old Adult Swim show Moral Orel
Garabandal
02/12/24 11:51:24 AM
#16
NeonTentacles posted...
I heard Moral Orel is a legit good show
It's one of the best animated shows, period.

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TopicTradcaths on twitter are mad at 20 year old Adult Swim show Moral Orel
Garabandal
02/12/24 11:43:44 AM
#4
C_Pain posted...
Wtf is tradcath
Traditionalist Catholics

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TopicTradcaths on twitter are mad at 20 year old Adult Swim show Moral Orel
Garabandal
02/12/24 11:41:51 AM
#1
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/1ab3d35b.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/9e68f73b.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/23cee1f3.jpg

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TopicThey should have pop punk at HALFTIME.. eg. SIMPLE PLAN
Garabandal
02/11/24 8:28:24 PM
#3
Simple Plan is a strong contender for the worst band of all time

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TopicThe Dilberito needs to make a comeback
Garabandal
02/11/24 3:12:39 PM
#7
That series of Behind the Bastards episodes on Scott Adams are so fucking funny.

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TopicWhat's you're opinion on Ben Shapiro?
Garabandal
02/11/24 12:10:10 AM
#19
One of the worst human beings alive

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TopicThe Vladimir Putin - Tucker Carlson interview
Garabandal
02/09/24 5:43:40 PM
#104
BucketCat posted...
ok so I sat down and watched it. insanely boring overall, putin talks about 800ad-1700s history for 30 min.
lots of weird manipulation tactics on putins end, not surprising. "yeah...sure, russia did this...but the USA has done that" type stuff. very obvious tactic to get people on the american right to sympathize with him.
basically said he doesn't give a shit who is US president and blames the cia on everything
something about AI and Elon Musk, genetic engineering, etc.

Tucker did ask about an american journalist imprisoned in russia, and did push him a bit on it. that's the only good thing on Tucker's end. putin replied to that by saying "sorry, no more mr nice guy" as if he has ever been nice
putin basically called tucker a loser for not getting into the cia, kinda funny.

huge waste of time, i regret watching it. i should have kept playing persona.
Been thinking abiut giving it a listen but if this is true I might just wait for the Knowledge Fight episodes instead.

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TopicIs Seth MacFarlane a furry?
Garabandal
02/09/24 4:45:13 PM
#1
His work frequently has talking animals dating humans, a trope that goes back to his work on Johnny Bravo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xDNcBgQ2HU

Academics have also argued that Brian Griffin is Seth MacFarlane's fursona.

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TopicWhy is it all the most conservative CEMen are Sages and ? level accounts?
Garabandal
02/08/24 11:53:47 PM
#11
All the low level ones got banned

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TopicDonald Trump's a 'tute man
Garabandal
02/08/24 8:39:27 PM
#5
Joe Biden wears a straw hat at home in his house and he goes outside without the hat but if you see him in his house he does wear a small straw hat.

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TopicDonald Trump's a 'tute man
Garabandal
02/08/24 7:32:00 PM
#1
That means prostitutes all throughout his life even in high school. In his own parents' house. That's why he'll never get a second term.

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TopicWhat bad or mediocre games would you like remade?
Garabandal
02/06/24 9:25:38 AM
#21
Action 52

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TopicDriving While Trans Now Illegal In Florida
Garabandal
02/05/24 9:04:46 PM
#50
Things are getting really bad

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TopicConservatives continue to be just absolutely dumb ie witch trials
Garabandal
02/03/24 7:52:03 PM
#20
https://www.chick.com/products/tract?stk=1078

The loonier sections of the Christian right have been pushing the "There were witches in Salem actually" for a while now.

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